Medellin Reports

[Luminous]

I know nobody thinks about a divorce when they are getting married but won't it be a pain in the butt to sell the apartment in Bello when it comes the time for it?

I'm heading back to MDE in about 2 weeks armed and ready to purchase a Bello apartment. I have done tons of research and retained the services of a reputable bilingual real estate lawyer. My Spanish is fluent, but not when it comes to Colombian real estate law and fine print. I'm giving myself about 2 months to get this done and will be looking at apartment complexes with pool / gym that are less than 5 years old or brand new construction projects that are move in ready within a year.

I'll be staying in Niquia and Las Cabanas neighborhoods the whole time. There's a reason lots of hot girls come from Bello and I'll be in the thick of it. Just remember, Bello is dangerous so don't come out here haha. Don't worry, I'll post chica stories to make my posts more entertaining. BTW, couple of the properties I'm looking at are below, less than 10 minute walk from mall and metro station. Around $80 k USD for brand new 3 bed /2 ba. Used and under 5 yrs old could be had for $70 k USD. Curfew or no curfew won't affect my mongering activities in Bello. Hope I can literarily own a piece of paradise! Wish me luck!

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[Mr Enternational]

I swear this happens to me too. I have sex with a pro once and its electric, then every time after doesn't quite match up.

In economics it is called the law of diminishing returns. I guess in drug culture it would be called chasing the dragon. Make up something for it to be called in mongering.

[JjBee62]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD. I've been on LAC and have a bunch of girls lined up also some that want to show me around and hopefully can turn into a fun time I am set to leave on the 18th and I am renting a air bnb.

No! Absolutely not! Never! I would rather just give the girl my ATM card and tell her to go withdraw how much she wants.

1. It doesn't matter how pleased she will be, because you pay her after she's finished and ready to leave.

2. The exchange rate is always changing. The price of pussy is fairly stable. Are you planning on checking the current rate each time, doing the math and pulling out your small change? Or were you thinking a $100 bill would make her happy? It should, because you'll be overpaying by 80-350%.

3. It sounds like you're wanting to impress the girls. If you want to impress them, give them a handful of gummi worms or other cheap candy and eat their pussy. You'll save a lot of money and you're more likely to succeed.

Having a bunch of girls lined up before you get to Medellin is like having a bunch of birdies lined up before you get on the first tee. You're not going to hit all the holes you think you will.

Your enthusiasm is great and will probably be expensive.

You'll be in Colombia. Pay in Colombian pesos.

[MarquisdeSade1]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD. I've been on LAC and have a bunch of girls lined up also some that want to show me around and hopefully can turn into a fun time I am set to leave on the 18th and I am renting a air bnb.

Don't insult them with USD bring large diamonds, Iphone12's and if you can bring the signed title for your house that might "please" them.

But I must warn you YMMV.

[Osteoknot]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD. I've been on LAC and have a bunch of girls lined up also some that want to show me around and hopefully can turn into a fun time I am set to leave on the 18th and I am renting a air bnb.

Using dollars is not the kryptonite as some might say. A chica asked me to pay her in dollars once and she was willing to take a discount mainly because I did not want what she was selling and I told her I didn't have the pesos. If you are not giving her more than the standard exchange rate, what difference does it make? For convenience I use pesos of course, but this one time the chica was willing to take a discount for dollars and go down to Iberas and exchange them on the street, no skin off my nose. With that said, I pay in pesos and always negotiate in pesos. I really don't want to be calculating exchange rates and doing math for a sex encounter jajaja. As far as labeling it dumb, that depends on your math ability, I guess, jajaja.

[JoeRoc]

I'll be in Medellin for the first time in September. I will try this with a girl I meet in Gustos or La Isla (After I'm finished day mongering in El Centro of course jajajajaja).

She and I know each others bodies so well that our sessions are always satisfactory. Like most of my prepagos with whom I have repeat business, I tell them what I will pay upfront, and that they can "leave when they want. " She stayed for four hours last time for what would be considered a standard one-hour rate, albeit the first 90 minutes of it was watching an animated movie. We were both laughing our asses off and that was still fun as hell. Usually, I get my value from the time spent together instead of worrying about nickel and diming them over what I will pay. I would only suggest using that payment technique with girls you know well and who you believe actually enjoy being with you somewhat. Obviously, if you say that to some El Centro skank you brought back to your hotel she is going to want to leave after 15 minutes, jaja.

[Surfer500]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD. I've been on LAC and have a bunch of girls lined up also some that want to show me around and hopefully can turn into a fun time I am set to leave on the 18th and I am renting a air bnb.

There will be some pros and non-pros who will love to have USD, but you won't find many of them around. The reality is that USD are totally worthless in Medellin, as nobody accepts them for payment and when exchanging them to Pesos at either a bank or exchange house the rate of exchange sucks. The higher end providers and non-pros, those with Passports who have travelled internationally are the ones that would be happy with USD, but there won't be many of them around that you will encounter.

Leave your Benjamin Franklins at home and bring your ATM cards.

[Osteoknot]

As the saying goes, I'd rather be lucky than good. The shutdown started the day after I left. I had a great three months but it was time to leave. I accomplished most of my goals, went to the mountaintop and saw the casa being built for Catgirl and I by her family. That was a great cross cultural experience that I will never forget, staying with her family in a small pueblo barely accessible by 4 WD that sustained itself by growing coffee on the mountainside.

My ranked line-up served me well during whatever curfews and quarantines came our way. I added two spectacular girls, Secret and Silky, who were both accepting of their Numeros 7 & 6 starting positions, respectively. Scarlet moved way up in position as I probably spent more time with her than any chica this trip. The last three fotos are of Secret, Scarlet, and Silky, for an even ten.

My last day in MDE I got a taste for something a little wilder so I went down to Ground Zero in El Centro and picked up these two street walkers shown in the first foto.

Kidding! That is mi novia Catgirl and her novia, Haz. I took them shopping on my last day, and it was Haz's birthday yesterday. Yes! She is finally 18, yet another great reason to return to Medellin, jaja. There is a saying in Medellin, When your girlfriend cheats on you, usually it is with another girl. Thank gawd, this is true. Those of you who follow my story line may recall Haz knocking the mango out of the tree at Parque Norte. She is incredible and my favorite novia of Catgirl's to date. Catgirl is worse than a guy, she usually ditches her novias after a month but Haz seems to have staying power. I love the contrast between the short and chubby Catgirl and the tall and flaca Haz, although I did lay down the law and tell Catgirl she needs to get some of the Covid quarantine fat off her ass, then she has as close to a purrfekt figure I can imagine.

I could not believe how cheap it was to get Haz's nose pierced, including the hardware, 5. 000 COP or $1. 38. I thought my Spanish was failing me and I kept asking if that was the correct price, jaja.

Two of the fotos are at my favorite El Centro bar which is actually a street corner one block over in between San Antonio and Parque Berrio metro stations. My man Montanero has been on that same street corner serving shots of tequila for about 12 years, he tells me. Catgirl and Haz just about to smooch in the other foto.

Medellin is where my heart is and I am back in the states taking all the necessary steps to move there permanently. I assume most of us will be vaccinated by then.

Ostee Out.

[GeneHickman]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD. I've been on LAC and have a bunch of girls lined up also some that want to show me around and hopefully can turn into a fun time I am set to leave on the 18th and I am renting a air bnb.

A very bad idea. As Mr E said, most think in pesos, and their day to day life is in pesos, its the dumb Gringos that train them in dollars. If a chica quotes $ its already a red flag, whether you redirect or drop them is your call. But a gringo doing it is as dumb as it gets.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Why would you be giving money to chicks that are not hookers? You will be more ripped off trying to use foreign currency. That is why the gringo spots are fucked up these days. Guys have I guess thought the same as you and started an ugly trend.

Whenever you travel use local currency. Prime example 2 days ago in Mexico a chick asked me for $25. I said I only have pesos. She said 300 pesos. 300 pesos is less than $15. If you had paid in dollars then you would have paid almost twice as much as me using that pay in dollars theory. You are not on vacation to please chicks; you are on vacation for chicks to please you.

Tell it how it is preacher!

That shit happened to me all the time in Mexico.

Why the fuk would someone want to pay in USD, silly MOFOS.

I guess the simpleton mentality is that if they throw money at putas they will get better service, well.

They won't.

They will be pegged an easy mark, and fleeced accordingly.

[ChuchoLoco]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD. I've been on LAC and have a bunch of girls lined up also some that want to show me around and hopefully can turn into a fun time I am set to leave on the 18th and I am renting a air bnb.

I don't think they would be pleased to have to go exchange the dollars into pesos for a number of reasons besides the inconvenience.

[SavePros321]

Why would you be giving money to chicks that are not hookers? You will be more ripped off trying to use foreign currency. That is why the gringo spots are fucked up these days. Guys have I guess thought the same as you and started an ugly trend.

Whenever you travel use local currency. Prime example 2 days ago in Mexico a chick asked me for $25. I said I only have pesos. She said 300 pesos. 300 pesos is less than $15. If you had paid in dollars then you would have paid almost twice as much as me using that pay in dollars theory. You are not on vacation to please chicks; you are on vacation for chicks to please you.

This is why your argument will fall on deaf ears: you missed the part where he said "My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD."

So this guy already knows that everything should be in the local currency, but he somehow things he's going to receive extra brownie-points from chicas by paying in USD.

[Osteoknot]

I swear this happens to me too. I have sex with a pro once and its electric, then every time after doesn't quite match up. Its disappointing but I just came to the realization that each time will be different and satisfying in its own way even if its not as mind blowing or toe curling.

Never try to hook up with a prepago 2 nights in a row. No matter how mind-blowing the first session was, trying to repeat the experience, especially too soon, has ALWAYS been a disappointment. I have posted here before about my single most mind-blowing encounter with a pay-for-play chica on six continents (there is no mongering pe se in Antarctica, trust me) was in Medellin with a well known often mentioned chica here who can be found on FaceBook.

One night all the planets and stars aligned and we had a three-hour session that was better than any porn movie I have ever seen. I lost track of the number of orgasms she had, over 20, and there was a lot of max strength wrestling going on. The session ended when she either passed out or had a brief seizure, not sure to this day. I was with her many times before and since and nothing even came close, physically, although we have grown closer as friends. She usually does not have any orgasms when we meet. She is still one of my faves. I asked her one time about that session for the ages and she said, "Sometimes when a girl lets her guard down, that will happen."

She and I know each others bodies so well that our sessions are always satisfactory. Like most of my prepagos with whom I have repeat business, I tell them what I will pay upfront, and that they can "leave when they want. " She stayed for four hours last time for what would be considered a standard one-hour rate, albeit the first 90 minutes of it was watching an animated movie. We were both laughing our asses off and that was still fun as hell. Usually, I get my value from the time spent together instead of worrying about nickel and diming them over what I will pay. I would only suggest using that payment technique with girls you know well and who you believe actually enjoy being with you somewhat. Obviously, if you say that to some El Centro skank you brought back to your hotel she is going to want to leave after 15 minutes, jaja.

Couple of gratuitous fotos of Secret's amazing clamshell tight pussy, and the pearl inside, jeje, from the last time we fucked before I left on Wednesday. Physically, I miss her the most. Hardcore, drug dealer, dangerous, from Bello, considers herself a gangster and I would not argue that point. I sometimes wonder what would happen if I got on her wrong side but she seems to dig me and the excitement has been worth the risk. As the saying goes, it's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out, jajajaja. Catgirl and I are closer than ever. I am still moving to Medellin permanently but for me, I had an amazing three months, and now is not the time to be there.

[Mr Enternational]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD.

Why would you be giving money to chicks that are not hookers? You will be more ripped off trying to use foreign currency. That is why the gringo spots are fucked up these days. Guys have I guess thought the same as you and started an ugly trend.

Whenever you travel use local currency. Prime example 2 days ago in Mexico a chick asked me for $25. I said I only have pesos. She said 300 pesos. 300 pesos is less than $15. If you had paid in dollars then you would have paid almost twice as much as me using that pay in dollars theory. You are not on vacation to please chicks; you are on vacation for chicks to please you.

[Gbaby32]

As far as grabbing pros or non pros have you guys ever just paid in USD?? Instead of COP?? My thought was maybe they would be more pleased seeing that USD. I've been on LAC and have a bunch of girls lined up also some that want to show me around and hopefully can turn into a fun time I am set to leave on the 18th and I am renting a air bnb.