Medellin Reports

[HelloIm]

I have a few "rules" that I think would be helpful to a lot of visitors. We all know that "rules" may work for most but there are always people for whom they don't work. I. e. We are all different. So to quote a famous pirate. "They are more like guidelines."

1. You don't go out with a woman with a bigger ass than yours. It just won't work out.

2. 1 You don't fall in love with your hooker.

2. 2 You don't marry your hooker.

2. 3 You damn sure don't impregnate your hooker.

3. 1 You never send money to a girl you don't know.

3. 2 You never send money to a girl you DO know.

4. If you are on vacation, you don't see 1 girl 10 times, you see 10 girls 1 time.

5. When a prepago tells you she wants to be your "novia" (girlfriend), remind her that novios (boyfriends) don't pay their novias and watch how fast she backs away from that idea.

6. Never arrange an overnight (toda la noche) or a trio with a girl you haven't seen before. It won't happen the way you picture it. If, after having seen her once (preferably twice). You'll be far better positioned to know if it will be as much fun as you would like.

7. If you want to find your friends on FaceBook for God sakes create a new account and don't use your real name, location, phone number or birthdate.

8. Never share information about a lady friend on the forum. Someone will tell her about it, and you will get burned. (Personal experience).

Your first rule stuck out to me. Most girls in South America have bigger asses than me. Am I fucked?

[RealShaun]

Maybe you had good luck in Asia. But I totally agree with Villiany. You better know at least one girl well.

Let the girl you know get the other girl. I had a threesome and I let the girl I knew get the girl. I paid her and she gave herself a bigger cut of the money. She made sure she got someone to make me happy and what I wanted..

I agree. I always get one girl who picks the other girl. Typically, they get into it after a few drinks and their feeling more open and loose. Best is when both give BBJ at the same time.

[IamLookin]

Maybe you had good luck in Asia. But I totally agree with Villiany. You better know at least one girl well.

Let the girl you know get the other girl. I had a threesome and I let the girl I knew get the girl. I paid her and she gave herself a bigger cut of the money. She made sure she got someone to make me happy and what I wanted.

If I followed this advice I would have missed out on some great TLNs in Asia. The best trio I have ever had were with two bi girls I met for the first time, many years ago.

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[LoveItHere69]

I think you have a different definition of flaky. I always thought flaky was when a chick told you she would do something and she did not do it. I did not think flaky pertained to you getting no answer back from random ads. That is why I advise to get on the ground then contact who is available at the moment.

Even the link that you posted, that chick is showing not available right now. If I copied her info down 2 weeks ago from the site and got there today and she did not answer, I can not call her flaky because she has a closed sign up. Now if she had previously said she would meet you at your place at 2 and did not show up or sent you all kinds of excuses why she is late, that would be flaky.

"What Does it Mean When a Woman is Flaky? To be referred to as being flaky is to say that a person is flighty, absent-minded, unreliable or fickle. It means that they cannot be trusted or depended on because they make promises that they do not keep."
https://www.themodernman.com/why-are...-so-flaky.html

Queens35 stated the girls are usually late which by the definition you gave that she is not dependable. And did not do as she said "be on time" thus promise broken.

The girls on so many sites (photoprepagos, mileroticos, skokka) are business sites for work so some sort of reply is expected within a 24-48 hour time period. Not replying to a customer for work would be undependable. Nothing had to be said to make a promise to be broken. Even Colombia Cupid and Seeking Arraignment are largely businesses. When I email or call a business I expect a 24 hour reply which is not promised but is largely expected not counting weekends or holidays. If the girl no longer works then she is absent-minded in not taking down her advertisement. Everything Queens35 stated fits your definition of flaky. But of course this has never happened to you only everyone else.

I hardly ever posted on this site or others in the past unless looking for a dentist, doctor, shopping for a certain product, or curious why a bar or casa was raided by police. Stuff of that nature. Most of posts are because I have been locked down and bored and posted information that is during unique times. You post just to try to make yourself look like a stud or put others down. I am correcting you because you are wrong about so many things.

Next.

The 2nd floor restaurant above Mor Dis because and below Govinda's is a seafood and Colombian food restaurant. Signs put up last night so expect to open soon. There is a Dollar City store open or opening soon at the base of the Nutibara Hotel. Very odd location!

[Mr Enternational]

https://www.minuto30.com/el-poblado-...QcqXzfoCP0Lpy4

Wtf! Why these Mfers go all the way there to assault Chicas?

Fat lip and bruised knee. What the fuck is the IV for?!

[GeneHickman]

https://www.minuto30.com/el-poblado-...QcqXzfoCP0Lpy4

Wtf! Why these Mfers go all the way there to assault Chicas?

Sometimes you just have to shake your head at the mindset of these guys.

That said I take the rob part with a grain of salt, as I don't know any chica there that carries around USDs. Lol. Me thinks they had a big disagreement, but fuck, many of us have been there, this just gets bad attention. He probably bolted by now. [/QUOTE]

[Mr Enternational]

I know that most of the vets already know this but these girls are flaky as shit. The first 7 no answer right away.

My point is that through the 4 days, I went through the whole list and then just started browsing the sites. Most answered within a few hours to next day. A few never answered. Very flaky.

I think you have a different definition of flaky. I always thought flaky was when a chick told you she would do something and she did not do it. I did not think flaky pertained to you getting no answer back from random ads. That is why I advise to get on the ground then contact who is available at the moment.

Even the link that you posted, that chick is showing not available right now. If I copied her info down 2 weeks ago from the site and got there today and she did not answer, I can not call her flaky because she has a closed sign up. Now if she had previously said she would meet you at your place at 2 and did not show up or sent you all kinds of excuses why she is late, that would be flaky.

"What Does it Mean When a Woman is Flaky? To be referred to as being flaky is to say that a person is flighty, absent-minded, unreliable or fickle. It means that they cannot be trusted or depended on because they make promises that they do not keep."
https://www.themodernman.com/why-are...-so-flaky.html

[MiamiSammy]

I know that most of the vets already know this but these girls are flaky as shit. If you are looking for somebody from one of the websites, don't expect anybody to show up quickly. You need to set it up in advanced and then she will likely still manage to get there late.

Before the 4 day trip, I made a list of girls that I found interesting on the various websites. I put 22 on the list. I figured that was overkill for a 4 day trip but it turned out not to be.

First day, I get to my hotel about 3 pm, and none of my regulars could come over until later that night, so I started WhatsApping from my list. The first 7 no answer right away (within a coupe of minutes). No 8 finally replied quickly. I ended going to visit her at Angeles casa on Carrera 81 (Laureles). Catalina 36 why / o from Venezuela. https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepag...dable-id-uj7fn.

It's her but her tats are photoshopped out. Great session, really into it. 130 k / HR, 50 k CIM (also BBBJ 50 k).

My point is that through the 4 days, I went through the whole list and then just started browsing the sites. Most answered within a few hours to next day. A few never answered. Very flaky. And then getting there was always a challenge it seemed, traffic after curfew 8:30 pm (I found that one especially funny).

It must hurt being called flaky by a monger. Just an observation.

[Surfer500]

I get that sometimes and to get a reasonable punt you have to have some patience. After awhile they relent and assume a favorable position. If they don't I let them kneel at the edge of the bed with their knees at the edge so she can't go back any further then position myself for maximum thrust. However, it only works if the bed's the right height. If its too low or too high it could be problematic.

Yes, bed height is critical for optimized penetration, with the perfect rear entry vagina altitude being adjusted utilizing pillows to adjust the penetration angle with a slight downward tilt, thus maximizing thrusting force using gravity, while the Chica is holding onto the bed yelping waiting for the payload to be ejected.

[Fun Luvr]

I spent the last week (Mon-Fri) in MDE. On my arrival, I went upstairs to get cash from the ATM. Something new happened that never happened to me before. My last trip was May 2019, so this may have started some time ago.

I made 3 withdrawals from SERVIBANCAS.

There was a 16,000 COP ATM fee, and then it said that there is a "5. 5% conversion margin", and the rate was 3,451. For some reason the first withdrawal was at the full bank rate (3595). But the other 2 were at 3451. Some weird shit.

1 million COP debited $282.57 (receipt says 1,016,000).

1 million COP debited $294.35 (receipt says 1,016,000).

600 K COP debited $178.46 (receipt says 616,000).

I then did another withdrawal a few days late for 150 k at Banco De Bogota ATM on La 70.

150 k + 13,200 ATM fee, so 163,200 and the debit was $47.91. So the rate was 3406 (says "6. 10% markup on the receipt".

Has this been going on for a while? I always got at or close to bank rate, and the ATM fee (which Schwab refunds).

Many of the banks are now offering their own conversion rates at their ATM's. As far as I know, they all give you the option to accept or decline their rate. Some will end the transaction if you decline. The others will give you close to the midmarket rate. That has been happening for more than a year.

You should have received more than 3600/1 for non-bank conversions. The rate has not been below 3600 since March 23.

[The Tall Man]

To say the least, most banks & businesses make it clear, no checking accounts without a Colombian cedula, but I'll wait to see what others experiences have been? We all may learn something new! Pollo Negro is out!

Hey PN,

My brother from another mother, well I am the exception as about 4 years ago I was able to get my Bancolombia account only with my US passport BUT, and here is the but, this was after many tries at a number of different banks and branches then my real estate attorney who handled my apartment purchase told me that he had a friend who was the manager of a Bancolombia branch in Laureles, he took me in and in 20 minutes was all set up.

So the best advice I can offer the original poster about this question is to check many branches as they all have a different twist on the requirements. Of course it always helps if you know someone in the bank.

The Tall Man.

[Turgid]

...6. Never arrange an overnight (toda la noche) or a trio with a girl you haven't seen before....

If I followed this advice I would have missed out on some great TLNs in Asia. The best trio I have ever had were with two bi girls I met for the first time, many years ago.

[Turgid]

... she backed her ass into me in doggy so I could not got a thrust going.....

I get that sometimes and to get a reasonable punt you have to have some patience. After awhile they relent and assume a favorable position. If they don't I let them kneel at the edge of the bed with their knees at the edge so she can't go back any further then position myself for maximum thrust. However, it only works if the bed's the right height. If its too low or too high it could be problematic.

[SavePros321]

April 26 8 pm to 5 am in Medellin and the Aburra Valley, in other parts of Antioquia starts at 5:00 pm.

April 27 8 pm to 5 am in Medellin and the Aburra Valley, in other parts of Antioquia starts at 5:00 pm.

April 29 8 pm to 5 am in Medellin and the Aburra Valley, in other parts of Antioquia starts at 5:00 pm.

April 29 8 pm to 5 am on May 3 in Medellin and the Aburra Valley, in other parts of Antioquia starts at 5:00 pm.

April 30 24 hour curfew in Medellin and the Aburra Valley.

May 1 24 hour curfew in Medellin and the Aburra Valley.

May 2 24 hour curfew until 5 am on May 3 in Medellin and the Aburra Valley.

May 3 curfew until 5 am in Medellin and the Aburra Valley.

https://medellinguru.com/nightly-cur...-law-medellin/

[Queens35]

I know that most of the vets already know this but these girls are flaky as shit. If you are looking for somebody from one of the websites, don't expect anybody to show up quickly. You need to set it up in advanced and then she will likely still manage to get there late.

Before the 4 day trip, I made a list of girls that I found interesting on the various websites. I put 22 on the list. I figured that was overkill for a 4 day trip but it turned out not to be.

First day, I get to my hotel about 3 pm, and none of my regulars could come over until later that night, so I started WhatsApping from my list. The first 7 no answer right away (within a coupe of minutes). No 8 finally replied quickly. I ended going to visit her at Angeles casa on Carrera 81 (Laureles). Catalina 36 why / o from Venezuela. https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepag...dable-id-uj7fn.

It's her but her tats are photoshopped out. Great session, really into it. 130 k / HR, 50 k CIM (also BBBJ 50 k).

My point is that through the 4 days, I went through the whole list and then just started browsing the sites. Most answered within a few hours to next day. A few never answered. Very flaky. And then getting there was always a challenge it seemed, traffic after curfew 8:30 pm (I found that one especially funny).