Medellin Reports

[RiceRocket99]

I tried and failed, but not giving up. I went to Bancolombia in Puerta del Norte, waited about an HR, they give you a ticket and there's a waiting area inside. At least they have air conditioning, I was surprised! Lady said I needed a seeédula de extranjero, tried to talk my way out. She asked her supervisor / manager, still a No. Oh well, I'll ask my real estate lawyer if he knows anyone in bank to help out. Just like anywhere in the world, connection is key.

On side note, lots of hot bank employees. Even with masks, I couldn't help but stare at their bodies!

Hey PN,

My brother from another mother, well I am the exception as about 4 years ago I was able to get my Bancolombia account only with my US passport BUT, and here is the but, this was after many tries at a number of different banks and branches then my real estate attorney who handled my apartment purchase told me that he had a friend who was the manager of a Bancolombia branch in Laureles, he took me in and in 20 minutes was all set up.

So the best advice I can offer the original poster about this question is to check many branches as they all have a different twist on the requirements. Of course it always helps if you know someone in the bank.

The Tall Man.

[Charm City Dave]

Did anyone hear about the curfew extended in Month of May? Arriving on May 4th and hopefully it will end for weekends.

Recently the medical establishment has been advocating for a 14 day total lock down which would suck. So the chatter goes in the other direction. However when you look a the official statistics, case are going down and ICU utilization is plateauing. So your guess is as good as anyones.

https://www.medellin.gov.co/irj/port...CYFr9t7jlGvl_I

[Orgasmico]

Did anyone hear about the curfew extended in Month of May? Arriving on May 4th and hopefully it will end for weekends.

Quarantine this weekend. People have said the ICU is full so it is likely that the weekend quarantines and curfews during the week will be around for awhile.

[Turgid]

Maybe you had good luck in Asia. But I totally agree with Villiany. You better know at least one girl well.

Let the girl you know get the other girl. I had a threesome and I let the girl I knew get the girl. I paid her and she gave herself a bigger cut of the money. She made sure she got someone to make me happy and what I wanted.

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Never did a trio in Asia. Wouldn't chance it.

[HappyShiva]

Did anyone hear about the curfew extended in Month of May? Arriving on May 4th and hopefully it will end for weekends.

[PolloNegro]

Hey PN,

My brother from another mother, well I am the exception as about 4 years ago I was able to get my Bancolombia account only with my US passport BUT, and here is the but, this was after many tries at a number of different banks and branches then my real estate attorney who handled my apartment purchase told me that he had a friend who was the manager of a Bancolombia branch in Laureles, he took me in and in 20 minutes was all set up.

So the best advice I can offer the original poster about this question is to check many branches as they all have a different twist on the requirements. Of course it always helps if you know someone in the bank.

The Tall Man.

This sounds just like what it would take to pull off the account without the cedula, I have tried many times and know that the only success that I have seem is when you know someone in the bank or you have a cedula, sounds about right, thank again Tall Man. Pollo Negro is out!

[The Tall Man]

So being in lockdown for the past almost 4 days I just needed to get out so headed down to centro this Monday afternoon April 26th and intended to take a '3 hour tour' (pun intended) but doubled that time as I got sidetracked.

First thing I noted is that I did not see the normal cast of gringo characters around and about, where did all you gringos go?

It was busy with chicas and vendors and lots of activity just about every where. A few new chicas to boot, I almost pulled the trigger with a new Vennie, thin and damn cute face but just did not feel right, I ask how old are you about 4 different ways till Sunday and she kept her response to 19 but she looks like she put 4 years onto her real age so NEXT. She had no ID to show me, careful boys.

I ended up with a paisa whom I have known for about 4 years and we used the Residencia Chellet, is that the name, it is the hotel mid way on the block behind the Vera, last time I was in this hotel was probably 2 years ago and I think they must have done some remodeling as it looks just a bit better condition now. The room was 15 mil and my girl rocked my world.

Wow there was a torrential downpour of rain at about 3 PM which lasted an hour. Thunder and a downpour but as soon as it stopped everything gets back to normal within 5 minutes. It is almost cool to watch as you think it has been all orchestrated by a higher power, hehehehe.

Much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

[Uttert2003]

I have a few "rules" that I think would be helpful to a lot of visitors. We all know that "rules" may work for most but there are always people for whom they don't work. I. e. We are all different. So to quote a famous pirate. "They are more like guidelines."

1. You don't go out with a woman with a bigger ass than yours. It just won't work out.

2. 1 You don't fall in love with your hooker.

2. 2 You don't marry your hooker.

2. 3 You damn sure don't impregnate your hooker.

3. 1 You never send money to a girl you don't know.

3. 2 You never send money to a girl you DO know.

4. If you are on vacation, you don't see 1 girl 10 times, you see 10 girls 1 time.

5. When a prepago tells you she wants to be your "novia" (girlfriend), remind her that novios (boyfriends) don't pay their novias and watch how fast she backs away from that idea.

6. Never arrange an overnight (toda la noche) or a trio with a girl you haven't seen before. It won't happen the way you picture it. If, after having seen her once (preferably twice). You'll be far better positioned to know if it will be as much fun as you would like..

Nothing to disagree with here, although I'm not sure I've ever been with a woman with an ass smaller than mine.

[Queens35]

I think you have a different definition of flaky. I always thought flaky was when a chick told you she would do something and she did not do it. I did not think flaky pertained to you getting no answer back from random ads. That is why I advise to get on the ground then contact who is available at the moment.

Technically, you probably have a point about flaky. It definitely applies for the ones who were late. But I saved links not phone numbers, so I checked their latest ad and didn't call any that were not available. Most were posted within an hour. I know some are auto posted, so the timestamp isn't exactly true. But why put up ads if you won't answer your calls. But it's dumb trying to use US mentality to figure them out.

[JoeRoc]

I wasnt sure if I should let the chica spend the night but this list confirmed that I shouldn't.

I have a few "rules" that I think would be helpful to a lot of visitors. We all know that "rules" may work for most but there are always people for whom they don't work. I. e. We are all different. So to quote a famous pirate. "They are more like guidelines."

1. You don't go out with a woman with a bigger ass than yours. It just won't work out.

2. 1 You don't fall in love with your hooker.

2. 2 You don't marry your hooker.

2. 3 You damn sure don't impregnate your hooker.

3. 1 You never send money to a girl you don't know.

3. 2 You never send money to a girl you DO know.

4. If you are on vacation, you don't see 1 girl 10 times, you see 10 girls 1 time.

5. When a prepago tells you she wants to be your "novia" (girlfriend), remind her that novios (boyfriends) don't pay their novias and watch how fast she backs away from that idea.

6. Never arrange an overnight (toda la noche) or a trio with a girl you haven't seen before. It won't happen the way you picture it. If, after having seen her once (preferably twice). You'll be far better positioned to know if it will be as much fun as you would like..

[Dg8787]

Your first rule stuck out to me. Most girls in South America have bigger asses than me. Am I fucked?

Maybe he is a fat ass beer belly fellow. The rule would not apply to my skinny ass.

[Osteoknot]

I have no agenda, political, personal, medical or otherwise but FYI for anyone keeping track the number of vaccines given against Covid surpassed the 1 billion mark in the world. I'll do a shot of tequila to that, jaja.

[HelloIm]

I have a few "rules" that I think would be helpful to a lot of visitors. We all know that "rules" may work for most but there are always people for whom they don't work. I. e. We are all different. So to quote a famous pirate. "They are more like guidelines."

1. You don't go out with a woman with a bigger ass than yours. It just won't work out.

2. 1 You don't fall in love with your hooker.

2. 2 You don't marry your hooker.

2. 3 You damn sure don't impregnate your hooker.

3. 1 You never send money to a girl you don't know.

3. 2 You never send money to a girl you DO know.

4. If you are on vacation, you don't see 1 girl 10 times, you see 10 girls 1 time.

5. When a prepago tells you she wants to be your "novia" (girlfriend), remind her that novios (boyfriends) don't pay their novias and watch how fast she backs away from that idea.

6. Never arrange an overnight (toda la noche) or a trio with a girl you haven't seen before. It won't happen the way you picture it. If, after having seen her once (preferably twice). You'll be far better positioned to know if it will be as much fun as you would like.

7. If you want to find your friends on FaceBook for God sakes create a new account and don't use your real name, location, phone number or birthdate.

8. Never share information about a lady friend on the forum. Someone will tell her about it, and you will get burned. (Personal experience).

Your first rule stuck out to me. Most girls in South America have bigger asses than me. Am I fucked?

[RealShaun]

Maybe you had good luck in Asia. But I totally agree with Villiany. You better know at least one girl well.

Let the girl you know get the other girl. I had a threesome and I let the girl I knew get the girl. I paid her and she gave herself a bigger cut of the money. She made sure she got someone to make me happy and what I wanted..

I agree. I always get one girl who picks the other girl. Typically, they get into it after a few drinks and their feeling more open and loose. Best is when both give BBJ at the same time.

[IamLookin]

Maybe you had good luck in Asia. But I totally agree with Villiany. You better know at least one girl well.

Let the girl you know get the other girl. I had a threesome and I let the girl I knew get the girl. I paid her and she gave herself a bigger cut of the money. She made sure she got someone to make me happy and what I wanted.

If I followed this advice I would have missed out on some great TLNs in Asia. The best trio I have ever had were with two bi girls I met for the first time, many years ago.

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