Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[MutantChicken]

Thailand Puchai put out another video. Much better than the other one I recommended. Search youtube.

7 minutes. Appearance by Manager. YouTube.

Girl very OK.

Soundtrack is the Highlight. I like the song.

There are a few guys who have questioned whether Dannyboy has ever been to Pattaya or even Thailand. I'm starting to feel this way as well, with his fixation and obsession with YouTube vids and livestreams of very average looking women, something a Pattaya regular wouldn't even look twice at.

[TConor]

I have no job. I move around from temporary housing to temporary housing. All my belongings in life, fit in 2 suitcases. I don't have a permanent address. Am I homeless? Some of the beach bums and homeless people in Pattaya have motorbikes and cell phones. They all have money and food. So maybe I fit the definition.

Another thing is I watch my movies on my laptop, even though there is a 50 inch LG flat screen in my room for rent. And I have an adapter and HDMI cable. Why? Too much heat and electricity. Perhaps the savings will go to my landlord's kid's school lunch.

I think Monkeypaw just may be the Saint this world has been praying for. And if you were wondering the same as Bonnie, where are all the gods or streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Like Enrique said, I can be your hero. Let me be your hero.

What I am trying to say is I admit we all have certain rights, like what kind of life style we choose to live. But please do not romanticize a life style that could only badly influence gullible Eurotrash, Cheap Charlies from down under, and scum bum types from North America and Russia. Plenty of us have worked our asses off for 30,40 even 50 years to retire with a standard of living befitting our hard work and goals. The life style you profess to live places a target on the backs of all Farang retirees. The Thai government has tried to rid the country of those here who do not contribute to the economy and society. They do not want freeloaders coming to suck off Thailand. And they have over the past few years added burdens like excesses amounts of money deposited for longer periods in Thai bank accounts and be. S. Insurance requirements. All to get rid of the lowest of low "tourist". I believe that growing older is a privilege that many will never experience. Those of us who are experiencing it don't need any more road blocks.

[Franciscass]

I think Monkeypaw just may be the Saint this world has been praying for. Let me be your hero.I have banged 11 girls (one of which, highly resembles Lisa Manoban from BlackPink), I made it all about me, myself, and I. And it was just so that nobody gets the wrong idea about the Paw.

Not many people can say they have unwillingly picked cotton by hand, in 110 degrees heat, with a cowboy on his horse, holding a shotgun, watching over them, just and case somebody tries to run. Those blisters you get on your fingers are something else. And "yes," Monkeypaw was privileged (we might as well use this word now) enough to experience this. Very interesting time in my life, but that's how the power of empathy is learned and gained. So whenever, my associates want to talk about anything about BLM, injustices, or anything political, I always start off with that story. And funny enough, the conversation ends right there.

Also by the way, I only went as far as the 10th grade in high school (not sure where all this smart and savviness comes from). Dropped out in the 11th, but somehow manage to end up with a couple of Graduate degrees and being named Graduate Student of the Year by my university. I just keep telling folks, I am guided by a force greater than myself, perhaps greater than this life will ever know. Luckily it's good and so am I. Simply amazing, from the boy who said he'd be true.

Oh my MP for Pattaya, how many times did I warn you, pleaded with you you, begged you please don't stop taking your meds. I told you this might happen.

[Danny Duck]

Thailand Puchai put out another video. Much better than the other one I recommended. Search youtube.

7 minutes. Appearance by Manager. YouTube.

Girl very OK.

Soundtrack is the Highlight. I like the song.

[MonkeyPaw]

It seem to me a poor soul in a homeless shelter has it better.

I have no job. I move around from temporary housing to temporary housing. All my belongings in life, fit in 2 suitcases. I don't have a permanent address. Am I homeless? Some of the beach bums and homeless people in Pattaya have motorbikes and cell phones. They all have money and food. So maybe I fit the definition.

Another thing is I watch my movies on my laptop, even though there is a 50 inch LG flat screen in my room for rent. And I have an adapter and HDMI cable. Why? Too much heat and electricity. Perhaps the savings will go to my landlord's kid's school lunch.

I think Monkeypaw just may be the Saint this world has been praying for. And if you were wondering the same as Bonnie, where are all the gods or streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Like Enrique said, I can be your hero. Let me be your hero.

No need to get so defensive my MP for Pattaya, who ever said being privileged refers only to being wealthy, can be but it can also mean being special such as having exceptional game, being gifted with superior intellect and so on. No idea what your financial circumstances are, perhaps your described lifestyle is out of necessity perhaps not but nobody is in any doubt by your own account you are an extraordinarily accomplished individual and this is why I described you as privileged.

The Paw sometimes has to clarify in case there is any confusion. But it has been 24 days since your original post and my response. And in that time, I have banged 11 girls (one of which, highly resembles Lisa Manoban from BlackPink), watched all 3 seasons of The Mayans MC, on my laptop, and taken close to 75 shits (high metabolism, plus I removed my own gall-bladder so I can eat fatty foods without worry). So hopefully with that time lapse, you do understand that I wasn't really to being defensive and my priorities were somewhere else. I also didn't mean anything directed to any one individual, much less yourself. Heck, if you go back and read carefully, I didn't even use the word "you," even once, when I wrote the response. Like G-Eazy, I made it all about me, myself, and I. And it was just so that nobody gets the wrong idea about the Paw.

Not many people can say they have unwillingly picked cotton by hand, in 110 degrees heat, with a cowboy on his horse, holding a shotgun, watching over them, just and case somebody tries to run. Those blisters you get on your fingers are something else. And "yes," Monkeypaw was privileged (we might as well use this word now) enough to experience this. Very interesting time in my life, but that's how the power of empathy is learned and gained. So whenever, my associates want to talk about anything about BLM, injustices, or anything political, I always start off with that story. And funny enough, the conversation ends right there.

Also by the way, I only went as far as the 10th grade in high school (not sure where all this smart and savviness comes from). Dropped out in the 11th, but somehow manage to end up with a couple of Graduate degrees and being named Graduate Student of the Year by my university. Plus managed to amass over $250,000 in student loans, but not pay a cent in 8 years (and counting), and still have my payments of "nothing" each month, still count as a full, on time payment, as reported to the 3 credit bureaus. My family and I just love sticking it to the the man. I just keep telling folks, I am guided by a force greater than myself, perhaps greater than this life will ever know. Luckily it's good and so am I. Simply amazing, from the boy who said he'd be true. What's my favorite color? Hint: It rhymes with "true".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLicO0CRvk

[Houston Player]

Can you give me examples of what I post you don't agree with.

My post are so mundane I don't see how it gets anyone worked up.

A lot of my post don't make it to print here.

A lot of your posts don't make it to print because you are probably on moderation and the moderator doesn't believe they are worth posting (I don't know if this is why it's just a guess, I'm not speaking for a moderator).

Your first post that I didn't agree with was about you having 800,000 baht or more in a Thai bank account but since you weren't here you were afraid that the account would be put in a dormant status and you didn't know how to get the money out. I responded to that post and I even sent you a PM to give you examples of how to solve the issue. When you didn't respond I knew you were weren't serious. Then as you started to post more I noticed that your experiences were way different from mine. Not just occasionally but almost consistently different especially when talking about ladies behavior and your posts about certain bars were totally different from mine. I'm not calling you out as being a liar or making shit up or anything that like but I am saying that I disagree with most of your posts. Until now I had chosen to just ignore most of your posts as they didn't relate to me.

[Banana Boi]

Can you give me examples of what I post you don't agree with.

My post are so mundane I don't see how it gets anyone worked up.

A lot of my post don't make it to print here.

Too funny. HP was trying to defend you and now you're questioning him!

Bit Siri.

[Danny Duck]

Com'on man I don't agree with Danny Duck very often and I don't like most of his posts but you are being ridiculous in your rebuttals to him now. What you say may be true if you're an often visitor to a bar and know a girl or are well known in the bar. But as a casual or first time visitor you can NOT sit with a hot girl and feel her up and DFK her without first buying her a lady drink.

Can you give me examples of what I post you don't agree with.

My post are so mundane I don't see how it gets anyone worked up.

A lot of my post don't make it to print here.

[Houston Player]

The guy who is too lazy to even post an url is demanding photos from Mr. E? Don't ask for photos if you never post any yourself!

And yes you can do it with hot girls.

Bit Siri.

Com'on man I don't agree with Danny Duck very often and I don't like most of his posts but you are being ridiculous in your rebuttals to him now. What you say may be true if you're an often visitor to a bar and know a girl or are well known in the bar. But as a casual or first time visitor you can NOT sit with a hot girl and feel her up and DFK her without first buying her a lady drink.

[Banana Boi]

These claims need to be backed up with photos. You not going to get away with this doing it to Hot girls.

500 batters, I guess.

The guy who is too lazy to even post an url is demanding photos from Mr. E? Don't ask for photos if you never post any yourself!

And yes you can do it with hot girls.

Bit Siri.

[Franciscass]

No need to get so defensive my MP for Pattaya, who ever said being privileged refers only to being wealthy, can be but it can also mean being special such as having exceptional game, being gifted with superior intellect and so on. No idea what your financial circumstances are, perhaps your described lifestyle is out of necessity perhaps not but nobody is in any doubt by your own account you are an extraordinarily accomplished individual and this is why I described you as privileged.

Forgot to mention in my reply but yet another example of your privileged existence is your literary achievements. With your linguistic simplicity and frolicsome fables you have explored the periphery and the specificity of human experience and uncovered the abyss beneath our illusory sense of connection with the world. With hallucinatory realism and sensual ecstasy you have merged folk tales and created an imagined world, where life and myth coalesce to form a disconcerting picture of the human condition. With your unique experiences and insights in which the fantastic and the realistic are combined in a world of imagination you portray the tormented soul and the destitution of modern man with understanding and subtle analysis. With your imaginative writings, keen social perception with elemental force you bring alive Pattaya's dreams. Using deep insight your posts penetrate the mystique of go go land and with intensity and clear-sighted earnestness your descriptions of peasant life in Thailand are truly epic. In summary you been of very great benefit to humanity and have exerted a far-reaching influence on our age and wholly deserve your Nobel prize for Literature joining the ranks of similar visionaries such as Beckett, Camus and Sartre.

[TConor]

Let's see, I've stayed here in Pattaya almost 15 months now. Privileged would probably mean I've been living it up at the Hilton or Avani, in a 1 bedroom suite with sea view. Privileged means I would probably dished out the cash to get a motorbike or bicycle, or perhaps both to get around town. Privileged means every time I got bored and escaped to BKK, it would have been in a private car.

Instead, I walk everywhere, everyday, twice a day at least 4 km. When I go super far, in Pattaya I would take the 10 baht bus. And when I go to BKK, I take the public bus, get dropped off at Ekkamai BTS, and take the skytrain from there. And the reason, I walk everywhere is to keep this BMI at healthy 22.7 and you ain't going to find a Chunky Monkey in Pattaya, even if you tried.

Every morning, I take my first shower of the day using the public showers by the swimming pool. If I want a quiet and really deep sleep in the cold type of nap, I take my soft blanket, and head to Royal Garden. The mall is dead and empty, but quiet enough for an awesome nap with fantastic dreams in the kids play area.

And the most per month I've paid is $400 for a condo or hotel. I clean and cook myself. The condo I am at now, I leave my door open to get free air-conditioning from the cool hallway during the hot day. And at night, I sleep with a mosquito net, and my windows open. This saves a shit load in bills.

By the way, my current rent where I am at is only $330, but here's the kicker. That price includes electric and water. So why do I not run the AC as often to keep myself comfortable or take showers in my room? I do this, unknowingly to my landlord and his family, so they can keep more of the rent I pay them.

So am I a Cheap Charlie, smart and savvy, privileged, or something else this damned world has never seen before? And my reward for all my sacrifice and being a good Angel? That is to keep on banging these hot girls, whilst sticking my thumb in their asses. Even Jesus Christ would be proud of me. Can I get an Hallelujah and AMEN?

It seem to me a poor soul in a homeless shelter has it better.

[Berrys66]

The Indian variant is very transmissible so masks.

S will be needed as it gets a grip around the world.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-ai...104639041.html

[Franciscass]

Let's see, I've stayed here in Pattaya almost 15 months now. Privileged would probably mean I've been living it up at the Hilton or Avani, in a 1 bedroom suite with sea view. Privileged means I would probably dished out the cash to get a motorbike or bicycle, or perhaps both to get around town. Privileged means every time I got bored and escaped to BKK, it would have been in a private car.

No need to get so defensive my MP for Pattaya, who ever said being privileged refers only to being wealthy, can be but it can also mean being special such as having exceptional game, being gifted with superior intellect and so on. No idea what your financial circumstances are, perhaps your described lifestyle is out of necessity perhaps not but nobody is in any doubt by your own account you are an extraordinarily accomplished individual and this is why I described you as privileged.

[MonkeyPaw]

Order order gentlemen I say I say, members of this venerable forum have to stop impugning my good friend the right honorable MP for Pattaya. It's not his fault he is a privileged young man of tender age. SNIP...

Let's see, I've stayed here in Pattaya almost 15 months now. Privileged would probably mean I've been living it up at the Hilton or Avani, in a 1 bedroom suite with sea view. Privileged means I would probably dished out the cash to get a motorbike or bicycle, or perhaps both to get around town. Privileged means every time I got bored and escaped to BKK, it would have been in a private car.

Instead, I walk everywhere, everyday, twice a day at least 4 km. When I go super far, in Pattaya I would take the 10 baht bus. And when I go to BKK, I take the public bus, get dropped off at Ekkamai BTS, and take the skytrain from there. And the reason, I walk everywhere is to keep this BMI at healthy 22.7 and you ain't going to find a Chunky Monkey in Pattaya, even if you tried.

Every morning, I take my first shower of the day using the public showers by the swimming pool. If I want a quiet and really deep sleep in the cold type of nap, I take my soft blanket, and head to Royal Garden. The mall is dead and empty, but quiet enough for an awesome nap with fantastic dreams in the kids play area.

And the most per month I've paid is $400 for a condo or hotel. I clean and cook myself. The condo I am at now, I leave my door open to get free air-conditioning from the cool hallway during the hot day. And at night, I sleep with a mosquito net, and my windows open. This saves a shit load in bills.

By the way, my current rent where I am at is only $330, but here's the kicker. That price includes electric and water. So why do I not run the AC as often to keep myself comfortable or take showers in my room? I do this, unknowingly to my landlord and his family, so they can keep more of the rent I pay them.

So am I a Cheap Charlie, smart and savvy, privileged, or something else this damned world has never seen before? And my reward for all my sacrifice and being a good Angel? That is to keep on banging these hot girls, whilst sticking my thumb in their asses. Even Jesus Christ would be proud of me. Can I get an Hallelujah and AMEN?