Medellin Reports

[LatinaLover#1]

I would never use dollars here, only talking in pesos. Uh they failed the test I wouldn't repeat LOL I'll need to have another redemption threesome with some better girls later this week. As for the protest no idea which probably means definitely not LOL.

That's what I thought so good deal. I had a fiesta with 2 Bogotanas, ahh about 2 years ago. One was a knocked out model the other was a fattie in love with the model jaja Well it was great, they did it all, danced together, sucked face, pussies dbl BJ and amazingly the model was into anal. But the rub come in when it was time to pay them, I never pay up front. So after we all showered and got cleaned up, I gave her 300 cop and she looked at me and said no baby 300 cop each! Luckily I still had the WA texts we had prior where I said 300 todo, she was disappointed but she agreed the text said 300 total. She was pretty cool about it and I gave both of them 20 each for taxi. I had a few great dates with her after that. When I returned to Bogota a month or so later she was gone, moved to Medellin. We texted few times after that but as usual in Colombia the phone number stopped working.

[JjBee62]

Hi pals, I've done a few posts in Bangkok, Cambodia, Indonesian, and South African boards -- so I'm definitely not new to our hobby. Those places are currently totally screwed, so I've set my sights on Colombia. Staying there from June 15th to August 4th.

However, my South American experience has been limited to one two-week trip to Sao Paulo and Rio three years ago. I happened to fall into some fortuitous crypto money recently so I'm treating myself to seven weeks in Colombia. I've got Energy Living booked for the entirety of my stay, but I'm certainly open to doubling up if there are other places to go that board members recommend.

I've read through about 50 pages of the Medellin board so far, but I'm wondering if anyone can point me to a specific post (or ten) that would be geared toward an absolute newbie to the Colombian scene (a newbie with about grade three-level Spanish). I'm 40, fully vaccinated, relatively fit, friendly as all get out, and love to party in all forms (any advice on how to score high-quality party supplies will be rewarded). My proclivities are geared toward the slim Asian-type, so any advice on clubs or areas that veer in that direction would be greatly appreciated. I will 100% report back on my experiences both good and bad.

First night will be in Bogota Marriott before heading to Medellin the following afternoon. I think my only question about that spot is the best sim card to last me for my 7 weeks, so please let me know if there's a preferred carrier. I'd probably stick with WhatsApp and Messenger.

I've seen conflicting reports about dating apps -- should I create a Cupid Profile for Colombia? Tinder, Bumble, etc? Seems like some folks swear by Facebook, but that has never worked well for me in Asia. Happy to try anything and everything.

I'm pretty okay with sketchy areas, so I will be able to keep my wits about me in most situations. However, I'm also aware that there's a high probability I'll run into some 'trouble' -- whether that is in the form of crooks or police (or crooked police! Does anyone have a cheat sheet for dealing with cops if I happen to have something untoward on me? Having been robbed in Bangkok, of all places, I know that the SOP is to just give your stuff over without a fuss, but I know that dealing with police involves a certain level of nuance depending where you are.

Finally, a stupid question that I should know the answer to -- how the hell do I subscribe to this site without using bitcoin? I mentioned fortuitous crypto money already, but the 'fortuitous' part is that I sold it all at the correct time. I have subscribed before with a plain old credit card, but it feels like that's not an option anymore. Due to my location, a mail-in subscription would probably not make it to ISG before 2027, so hoping there's a faster way.

Any and all advice is welcome and the first bottle of vodka is on me.

Most of your questions have already been answered. I'll try to give you the quick and dirty newbie guide.

1. Except for some casas and strip clubs, payment is after, not up front. A good Spanish phrase to memorize is "Siempre pago despues", I always pay after. Remember "Siempre pago", because that comes in handy when negotiating rates.

2. Rates in Medellin vary depending on where you get the girl. On the low side street girls in El Centro can be found for 30 k, about $8. On the high side night club girls in Parque Lleras might ask $200 or more. Typically, the Facebook girls can be had for 150-250 k. Tinder girls seem to be asking for a bit more. Whenever a girl tells me her rate, I usually respond with "Siempre pago" and then throw out a lower price.

3. Many of the girls insist on condoms for sex. BBBJ is pretty common with Facebook girls, more difficult other places. I've never paid extra for it and get it about 75% of the time. YMMV.

4. Facebook is a gold mine for girls in Medellin. Here's a how to guide I wrote. Just go to the original post.

This is an easy guide on how to get started using Facebook to find girls in Medellin. Notice: This only works in Medellin.

5. Although they come in all shapes and sizes you shouldn't have any problems finding the body type you prefer.

6. The Colombian national ID card for people 18 and over is called a Cedula. Energy living will probably require all guests to have their Cedula. If you have a girl coming over, save yourself a headache and make certain she knows she won't get in without her cedula.

7. The party drug of choice is 2 CB, called Tussi locally, a pink powder hallucinogen. It can inhibit sexual performance. Marijuana is also very popular. Cocaine is available and inexpensive, of varying quality. Many of the working girls regularly use and can supply 1 or more of these. Waiters in night clubs have also been known to acquire these things for their customers.

8. The drug you don't want to end up with is scopolamine. It's usually slipped into an unsuspecting victim's drink. When they wake up, many hours later they've been robbed. You can search the web for ways to avoid becoming a victim.

If no new problems come up, I hope to get to Medellin at the same time as you, although I'll only stay 2 weeks. Any questions, just ask.

[DeepXliv]

Pesos yea good deal, 200 usd not a good deal, too much for Colombia especially if as you say, "not a fan to put it mildly" but if you had fun cool.

The real test is would you repeat?

I would never use dollars here, only talking in pesos. Uh they failed the test I wouldn't repeat LOL I'll need to have another redemption threesome with some better girls later this week. As for the protest no idea which probably means definitely not LOL.

[JjBee62]

This girl had been hitting me up for a while and said she could bring her sister. We agreed to 200 total and for them to come in the morning, as expected they were like an hour and a half late but I was enjoying breakfast at a nearby spot. They arrived and I was not a fan to put it mildly but said fuck it I've fucked worse. Went upstairs gave them a beer let them smoke a little. They let me film and sucked me off at the same time which was cool but it was average and after that they wouldn't play with each other it was like I'the be with one and the other would go play on her phone than I'the call the other and they'the swap LOL. After popped I got cleaned up and told them I was tired and let them go. Not bad for 200 but I'm not going to repeat. One has been reviewed here before and lactating a bit. If anyones interested, I'll figure out how to upload pics and post.

That was the infamous Colombian Trio. Lots of girls will offer to bring along another girl for a trio, but unless you specify that you expect some girl on girl action, what you end up with is exactly what you got.

Although there are exceptions, usually if the girl is bringing along a relative, don't expect any lesbian action.

[JjBee62]

There are protests in most if not all countries but history has shown that whenever there are protests of the magnitude of what are occuring in Colombia, the existing government is overthrown and is replaced by a socialist one. Check the Soviet Union, China, Cuba and Venezuela. When the Bolsheviks took over the Soviet Union p4p there became non existent, after many decades it started coming back but is currently suppressed. Same with China but the current suppression there is much stronger than Russia. Same with Cuba. Regarding Venezuela prior to Hugo Chavez taking over the leadership mongering in Venezuela was as good as, if not better, than Colombia; I know for sure, I visited then. After Hugo Chavez took over prostitution there has taken a huge nose dive. I was there in 2007. No tourists go there to monger, as a matter of fact no tourists go there.

I thought Chavez took over sometime around 1999 or 2000? Maybe I'm missing something here, but if the mongering was as good or better in Venezuela in 2007, I don't think you can blame the "nose dive" on Chavez.

Either your or my knowledge of history has some gaps in it. Protests (of the magnitude yada yada) don't always result in a government overthrow and when it does the result isn't always socialism. Colombia had worse protests back in the 1970's. After 50 years of civil war, still not socialist. 200 years earlier there were worse protests about 4,000 miles north of Colombia. Pretty sure that didn't end up in socialism either.

As for prostitution, it only goes away when poverty disappears. Actually, it doesn't go away even then, it just gets more expensive. Governments might make it illegal, it might be harder to find, but as long as there are hungry people, there will be women spreading for cash.

[LatinaLover#1]

I would stay in tomorrow if you're here, call a girl or 2 over. They are trying organize what they call the biggest March yet tomorrow.

Did this biggest ever protest materialize?

[LatinaLover#1]

This girl had been hitting me up for a while and said she could bring her sister. We agreed to 200 total and for them to come in the morning, as expected they were like an hour and a half late but I was enjoying breakfast at a nearby spot. They arrived and I was not a fan to put it mildly but said fuck it I've fucked worse. Went upstairs gave them a beer let them smoke a little. They let me film and sucked me off at the same time which was cool but it was average and after that they wouldn't play with each other it was like I'the be with one and the other would go play on her phone than I'the call the other and they'the swap LOL. After popped I got cleaned up and told them I was tired and let them go. Not bad for 200 but I'm not going to repeat. One has been reviewed here before and lactating a bit. If anyones interested, I'll figure out how to upload pics and post.

Pesos yea good deal, 200 usd not a good deal, too much for Colombia especially if as you say, "not a fan to put it mildly" but if you had fun cool.

The real test is would you repeat?

[DeepXliv]

Thanks kindly, friend! I had Claro when I was in Brazil, so that'll be easy to remember.

I already have Energy Living booked for 7 weeks, but will consider IBIS for a change of scenery if needed. I imagine this is an Uber-only town from the posts I've read. I do like to stroll around, but I suppose that'll have to be confined to the daytime if I intend to keep my phone and dignity.

I've activated Tinder in the meantime and holy shit the girls are smoking hot. This is going to be a good trip -- and my offer of vodka still stands for DeepXliv and anyone else who can offer some insight for this newbie.

I was mentioning Ibis for Bogota, Energy is perfectly fine for Medellin. Didi is much cheaper than uber but you pay in cash, rappi is for food and is major key. Walking in poblado is fine day and night just be smart and don't make yourself a target.

[Biffduff]

I'm going to ask you a stupid question right back LOL, why is a senior member needing a membership when you already have the ability to send and receive private messages and see photos?

Haha, you would think my job in the tech industry would have made me clue into these details. I don't claim to be the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is a level of ineptitude that shames me. Thanks for the help!

[Biffduff]

Claro is a good carrier in Colombia. Facebook is the move in Medellin not so much Bogota. Ibis in Bogota is a good hotel and is walking distance from Santa Fe which has plenty of street action, pussy house is a good strip club and if you look up ads on miloeroticos or photoprepagos there you'll get plenty of info on casas and girls.

I think col cupid, tinder are worth it if you are staying a long time but not worth it for a short time in my opinion. You're much better off going for the sure fire working girls.

In Medellin if it's your first time I'the advise staying in poblado, more than enough girls and clubs. Most of the girls will have shit with them as far as party favors, if you ask around there's dealers everywhere.

I don't think there's any way around Bitcoin for a membership.

Thanks kindly, friend! I had Claro when I was in Brazil, so that'll be easy to remember.

I already have Energy Living booked for 7 weeks, but will consider IBIS for a change of scenery if needed. I imagine this is an Uber-only town from the posts I've read. I do like to stroll around, but I suppose that'll have to be confined to the daytime if I intend to keep my phone and dignity.

I've activated Tinder in the meantime and holy shit the girls are smoking hot. This is going to be a good trip -- and my offer of vodka still stands for DeepXliv and anyone else who can offer some insight for this newbie.

[DeepXliv]

This girl had been hitting me up for a while and said she could bring her sister. We agreed to 200 total and for them to come in the morning, as expected they were like an hour and a half late but I was enjoying breakfast at a nearby spot. They arrived and I was not a fan to put it mildly but said fuck it I've fucked worse. Went upstairs gave them a beer let them smoke a little. They let me film and sucked me off at the same time which was cool but it was average and after that they wouldn't play with each other it was like I'the be with one and the other would go play on her phone than I'the call the other and they'the swap LOL. After popped I got cleaned up and told them I was tired and let them go. Not bad for 200 but I'm not going to repeat. One has been reviewed here before and lactating a bit. If anyones interested, I'll figure out how to upload pics and post.

[Mojo Bandit]

Finally, a stupid question that I should know the answer to -- how the hell do I subscribe to this site without using bitcoin? I mentioned fortuitous crypto money already, but the 'fortuitous' part is that I sold it all at the correct time. I have subscribed before with a plain old credit card, but it feels like that's not an option anymore. Due to my location, a mail-in subscription would probably not make it to ISG before 2027, so hoping there's a faster way.

Any and all advice is welcome and the first bottle of vodka is on me.

I'm going to ask you a stupid question right back LOL, why is a senior member needing a membership when you already have the ability to send and receive private messages and see photos?

[DeepXliv]

I have seen girls that would sec you in a Medellin Minute for 50 mil and then tomorrow tell everyone she meets how she hates foreigners, trust me, this is the Colombian culture and the norm. The more you give, the more you buy, the less they have respect for you. I have learned this, I have witnessed this, you cannot be overly kind to the people of Colombia, they will take your kindness for weakness. Just for $hits and giggles, if you don't send the money what will she do? Find another foreigner to run that same game on! Pollo Negro is out!

Lessons have been learned, luckily before a mistake was made LOL.

[Mojo Bandit]

Without going into details, call it dollar cost averaging because when I am spending more in one area, I am saving it in others including with girls. With that said, listen to what Tall Man wrote you. Even if you witnessed her being robbed which it doesn't sound like you did, that would be the Oonly possible way the story was legit, and guess what? These chicas are so devious that they would stage a robbery and fake an injury if they thought there was a payoff from a guy like you. That is not the main point, I'll assume she was robbed for real. Once you tag yourself as the "guy who helps out" the crises will never stop, and the list of girls you know having them will grow. Just look at this way, getting shot in the foot is just another day in the life of Medellin, jajaja.

At the risk of getting roasted again I shall respond LOL, I didn't see it just faectimed her a few times at the hospital. The gofundme idea was from an expat group but she was reluctant which makes me agree with your guys sentiments. For me it was good intentions, I was going to give some of my money as well, not trying to exploit others just putting it out there as I did in that group but after a night to sleep on it, I agree life moves on and she'll be fine. She should be happy to be alive and that her surgery was fine. I appreciate the honesty and bluntness shown haha probably helped me avoid making a mistake.

I might be missing something here and I get where all the angles are coming from and I agree with all the posters who are basically telling you that helping out this girl who you have really only had a business relationship with in the past is a clearcut "dar papaya".

That being said and knowing that you have the desire to help them put in this perspective, if my employee or a contractor that I did business with is going through a rough patch I do not give them charity. Because they are a business acquaintance not family or a close friend. But if I respect the person and they are going through a rough not of their making then I might figure out a way to throw them some work that benefits me. Not to sound to graphic here but you said she got shot in the foot not the heart, not the leg not the arm and not the pussy or the mouth. I could be wrong but it seems to me that a foot injury that she should recover from in a month means that soon she could be getting around on crutches for a little while, so why not just arrange for her door to door transportation and throw her some business, I repeat I might be missing something here but if she is as sweet as you say maybe it might be worth it to you to put forth a little effort so she can work for the money but you are not giving it to her for nothing.

Also think of it this way, it is okay that you perceive her as sweet and deserving of aid in this time of crisis but that is not the issue that effects you. It is her perception of you that will matter and because that perception started with money you will never know what it is for real so best just assume she sees you and she sees money.

[DeepXliv]

Hi pals, I've done a few posts in Bangkok, Cambodia, Indonesian, and South African boards -- so I'm definitely not new to our hobby. Those places are currently totally screwed, so I've set my sights on Colombia. Staying there from June 15th to August 4th.

However, my South American experience has been limited to one two-week trip to Sao Paulo and Rio three years ago. I happened to fall into some fortuitous crypto money recently so I'm treating myself to seven weeks in Colombia. I've got Energy Living booked for the entirety of my stay, but I'm certainly open to doubling up if there are other places to go that board members recommend.

I've read through about 50 pages of the Medellin board so far, but I'm wondering if anyone can point me to a specific post (or ten) that would be geared toward an absolute newbie to the Colombian scene (a newbie with about grade three-level Spanish). I'm 40, fully vaccinated, relatively fit, friendly as all get out, and love to party in all forms (any advice on how to score high-quality party supplies will be rewarded). My proclivities are geared toward the slim Asian-type, so any advice on clubs or areas that veer in that direction would be greatly appreciated. I will 100% report back on my experiences both good and bad.

First night will be in Bogota Marriott before heading to Medellin the following afternoon. I think my only question about that spot is the best sim card to last me for my 7 weeks, so please let me know if there's a preferred carrier. I'd probably stick with WhatsApp and Messenger.

I've seen conflicting reports about dating apps -- should I create a Cupid Profile for Colombia? Tinder, Bumble, etc? Seems like some folks swear by Facebook, but that has never worked well for me in Asia. Happy to try anything and everything.

I'm pretty okay with sketchy areas, so I will be able to keep my wits about me in most situations. However, I'm also aware that there's a high probability I'll run into some 'trouble' -- whether that is in the form of crooks or police (or crooked police! Does anyone have a cheat sheet for dealing with cops if I happen to have something untoward on me? Having been robbed in Bangkok, of all places, I know that the SOP is to just give your stuff over without a fuss, but I know that dealing with police involves a certain level of nuance depending where you are.

Finally, a stupid question that I should know the answer to -- how the hell do I subscribe to this site without using bitcoin? I mentioned fortuitous crypto money already, but the 'fortuitous' part is that I sold it all at the correct time. I have subscribed before with a plain old credit card, but it feels like that's not an option anymore. Due to my location, a mail-in subscription would probably not make it to ISG before 2027, so hoping there's a faster way.

Any and all advice is welcome and the first bottle of vodka is on me.

Claro is a good carrier in Colombia. Facebook is the move in Medellin not so much Bogota. Ibis in Bogota is a good hotel and is walking distance from Santa Fe which has plenty of street action, pussy house is a good strip club and if you look up ads on miloeroticos or photoprepagos there you'll get plenty of info on casas and girls.

I think col cupid, tinder are worth it if you are staying a long time but not worth it for a short time in my opinion. You're much better off going for the sure fire working girls.

In Medellin if it's your first time I'the advise staying in poblado, more than enough girls and clubs. Most of the girls will have shit with them as far as party favors, if you ask around there's dealers everywhere.

I don't think there's any way around Bitcoin for a membership.