Medellin Reports

[DeepXliv]

Thanks kindly, friend! I had Claro when I was in Brazil, so that'll be easy to remember.

I already have Energy Living booked for 7 weeks, but will consider IBIS for a change of scenery if needed. I imagine this is an Uber-only town from the posts I've read. I do like to stroll around, but I suppose that'll have to be confined to the daytime if I intend to keep my phone and dignity.

I've activated Tinder in the meantime and holy shit the girls are smoking hot. This is going to be a good trip -- and my offer of vodka still stands for DeepXliv and anyone else who can offer some insight for this newbie.

I was mentioning Ibis for Bogota, Energy is perfectly fine for Medellin. Didi is much cheaper than uber but you pay in cash, rappi is for food and is major key. Walking in poblado is fine day and night just be smart and don't make yourself a target.

[Biffduff]

I'm going to ask you a stupid question right back LOL, why is a senior member needing a membership when you already have the ability to send and receive private messages and see photos?

Haha, you would think my job in the tech industry would have made me clue into these details. I don't claim to be the sharpest tool in the shed, but this is a level of ineptitude that shames me. Thanks for the help!

[Biffduff]

Claro is a good carrier in Colombia. Facebook is the move in Medellin not so much Bogota. Ibis in Bogota is a good hotel and is walking distance from Santa Fe which has plenty of street action, pussy house is a good strip club and if you look up ads on miloeroticos or photoprepagos there you'll get plenty of info on casas and girls.

I think col cupid, tinder are worth it if you are staying a long time but not worth it for a short time in my opinion. You're much better off going for the sure fire working girls.

In Medellin if it's your first time I'the advise staying in poblado, more than enough girls and clubs. Most of the girls will have shit with them as far as party favors, if you ask around there's dealers everywhere.

I don't think there's any way around Bitcoin for a membership.

Thanks kindly, friend! I had Claro when I was in Brazil, so that'll be easy to remember.

I already have Energy Living booked for 7 weeks, but will consider IBIS for a change of scenery if needed. I imagine this is an Uber-only town from the posts I've read. I do like to stroll around, but I suppose that'll have to be confined to the daytime if I intend to keep my phone and dignity.

I've activated Tinder in the meantime and holy shit the girls are smoking hot. This is going to be a good trip -- and my offer of vodka still stands for DeepXliv and anyone else who can offer some insight for this newbie.

[DeepXliv]

This girl had been hitting me up for a while and said she could bring her sister. We agreed to 200 total and for them to come in the morning, as expected they were like an hour and a half late but I was enjoying breakfast at a nearby spot. They arrived and I was not a fan to put it mildly but said fuck it I've fucked worse. Went upstairs gave them a beer let them smoke a little. They let me film and sucked me off at the same time which was cool but it was average and after that they wouldn't play with each other it was like I'the be with one and the other would go play on her phone than I'the call the other and they'the swap LOL. After popped I got cleaned up and told them I was tired and let them go. Not bad for 200 but I'm not going to repeat. One has been reviewed here before and lactating a bit. If anyones interested, I'll figure out how to upload pics and post.

[Mojo Bandit]

Finally, a stupid question that I should know the answer to -- how the hell do I subscribe to this site without using bitcoin? I mentioned fortuitous crypto money already, but the 'fortuitous' part is that I sold it all at the correct time. I have subscribed before with a plain old credit card, but it feels like that's not an option anymore. Due to my location, a mail-in subscription would probably not make it to ISG before 2027, so hoping there's a faster way.

Any and all advice is welcome and the first bottle of vodka is on me.

I'm going to ask you a stupid question right back LOL, why is a senior member needing a membership when you already have the ability to send and receive private messages and see photos?

[DeepXliv]

I have seen girls that would sec you in a Medellin Minute for 50 mil and then tomorrow tell everyone she meets how she hates foreigners, trust me, this is the Colombian culture and the norm. The more you give, the more you buy, the less they have respect for you. I have learned this, I have witnessed this, you cannot be overly kind to the people of Colombia, they will take your kindness for weakness. Just for $hits and giggles, if you don't send the money what will she do? Find another foreigner to run that same game on! Pollo Negro is out!

Lessons have been learned, luckily before a mistake was made LOL.

[Mojo Bandit]

Without going into details, call it dollar cost averaging because when I am spending more in one area, I am saving it in others including with girls. With that said, listen to what Tall Man wrote you. Even if you witnessed her being robbed which it doesn't sound like you did, that would be the Oonly possible way the story was legit, and guess what? These chicas are so devious that they would stage a robbery and fake an injury if they thought there was a payoff from a guy like you. That is not the main point, I'll assume she was robbed for real. Once you tag yourself as the "guy who helps out" the crises will never stop, and the list of girls you know having them will grow. Just look at this way, getting shot in the foot is just another day in the life of Medellin, jajaja.

At the risk of getting roasted again I shall respond LOL, I didn't see it just faectimed her a few times at the hospital. The gofundme idea was from an expat group but she was reluctant which makes me agree with your guys sentiments. For me it was good intentions, I was going to give some of my money as well, not trying to exploit others just putting it out there as I did in that group but after a night to sleep on it, I agree life moves on and she'll be fine. She should be happy to be alive and that her surgery was fine. I appreciate the honesty and bluntness shown haha probably helped me avoid making a mistake.

I might be missing something here and I get where all the angles are coming from and I agree with all the posters who are basically telling you that helping out this girl who you have really only had a business relationship with in the past is a clearcut "dar papaya".

That being said and knowing that you have the desire to help them put in this perspective, if my employee or a contractor that I did business with is going through a rough patch I do not give them charity. Because they are a business acquaintance not family or a close friend. But if I respect the person and they are going through a rough not of their making then I might figure out a way to throw them some work that benefits me. Not to sound to graphic here but you said she got shot in the foot not the heart, not the leg not the arm and not the pussy or the mouth. I could be wrong but it seems to me that a foot injury that she should recover from in a month means that soon she could be getting around on crutches for a little while, so why not just arrange for her door to door transportation and throw her some business, I repeat I might be missing something here but if she is as sweet as you say maybe it might be worth it to you to put forth a little effort so she can work for the money but you are not giving it to her for nothing.

Also think of it this way, it is okay that you perceive her as sweet and deserving of aid in this time of crisis but that is not the issue that effects you. It is her perception of you that will matter and because that perception started with money you will never know what it is for real so best just assume she sees you and she sees money.

[DeepXliv]

Hi pals, I've done a few posts in Bangkok, Cambodia, Indonesian, and South African boards -- so I'm definitely not new to our hobby. Those places are currently totally screwed, so I've set my sights on Colombia. Staying there from June 15th to August 4th.

However, my South American experience has been limited to one two-week trip to Sao Paulo and Rio three years ago. I happened to fall into some fortuitous crypto money recently so I'm treating myself to seven weeks in Colombia. I've got Energy Living booked for the entirety of my stay, but I'm certainly open to doubling up if there are other places to go that board members recommend.

I've read through about 50 pages of the Medellin board so far, but I'm wondering if anyone can point me to a specific post (or ten) that would be geared toward an absolute newbie to the Colombian scene (a newbie with about grade three-level Spanish). I'm 40, fully vaccinated, relatively fit, friendly as all get out, and love to party in all forms (any advice on how to score high-quality party supplies will be rewarded). My proclivities are geared toward the slim Asian-type, so any advice on clubs or areas that veer in that direction would be greatly appreciated. I will 100% report back on my experiences both good and bad.

First night will be in Bogota Marriott before heading to Medellin the following afternoon. I think my only question about that spot is the best sim card to last me for my 7 weeks, so please let me know if there's a preferred carrier. I'd probably stick with WhatsApp and Messenger.

I've seen conflicting reports about dating apps -- should I create a Cupid Profile for Colombia? Tinder, Bumble, etc? Seems like some folks swear by Facebook, but that has never worked well for me in Asia. Happy to try anything and everything.

I'm pretty okay with sketchy areas, so I will be able to keep my wits about me in most situations. However, I'm also aware that there's a high probability I'll run into some 'trouble' -- whether that is in the form of crooks or police (or crooked police! Does anyone have a cheat sheet for dealing with cops if I happen to have something untoward on me? Having been robbed in Bangkok, of all places, I know that the SOP is to just give your stuff over without a fuss, but I know that dealing with police involves a certain level of nuance depending where you are.

Finally, a stupid question that I should know the answer to -- how the hell do I subscribe to this site without using bitcoin? I mentioned fortuitous crypto money already, but the 'fortuitous' part is that I sold it all at the correct time. I have subscribed before with a plain old credit card, but it feels like that's not an option anymore. Due to my location, a mail-in subscription would probably not make it to ISG before 2027, so hoping there's a faster way.

Any and all advice is welcome and the first bottle of vodka is on me.

Claro is a good carrier in Colombia. Facebook is the move in Medellin not so much Bogota. Ibis in Bogota is a good hotel and is walking distance from Santa Fe which has plenty of street action, pussy house is a good strip club and if you look up ads on miloeroticos or photoprepagos there you'll get plenty of info on casas and girls.

I think col cupid, tinder are worth it if you are staying a long time but not worth it for a short time in my opinion. You're much better off going for the sure fire working girls.

In Medellin if it's your first time I'the advise staying in poblado, more than enough girls and clubs. Most of the girls will have shit with them as far as party favors, if you ask around there's dealers everywhere.

I don't think there's any way around Bitcoin for a membership.

[DeepXliv]

I agree with you, I have seen no mention of protests at all in either El Colombiano or Vivir en Poblado, but am concerned there may be some more weekend lockdowns coming based on the infection numbers and ICU capacity.

I might only be in town until Friday and then bail out, but I hope not.

I was just sharing info I saw on Facebook, probably they were just trying to exaggerate to get better turnout but I was just passing along info for you to do as you please.

[DandyMan51]

Decided to try another agency girl, I won't say which agency and which girl to prevent the girl from possibly getting in trouble but it went pretty well. Messaged the agency to send the girl to a love motel near me hotel and they said she would be there in an hour, two hours later she showed up. However the love hotel didn't let her in because she forgot her ID (this is one of the first love hotels I have been to that had asked for ID). Came down and saw the girl. She was a pretty cute college girl so I said what the hell and we ended up going outside and walking and talking. We were approaching curfew so I looked to see if there were any other love hotels nearby. She suggested we just go to her place in Laureles and I obliged since I already paid 40 mil for one love hotel I didn't really feel like paying it plus taxi for another. Went to her apartment and she was hungry so she got some food and we shared some dinner together (unexpected but kind of GFE). We talked for a bit about this and that and had sex (CBJ, 69, some different positions). She was pretty tight and pretty good but the condom she used was shit and made it difficult to cum. Also wasn't the best GFE, like I felt like she tried but I feel like she has been at this game for a while. After our session I was thinking about leaving but she said I could just sleep there since we were already at curfew. Ended up talking some more, smoking some weed, and doing some karaoke together before sleeping with her. Total damage was 240 K which was the rate for the agency for an hour but ended up being TLN. She also posts on mileroticos for a lower rate and a different name. Before she slept she showed me all the messages she got based off her mileroticos ad just in the time we had been together. There were some 15 messages in the two hours. Sometimes if a girl doesn't respond it might just be because she has too much business. Overall body / face was a 8/10, service was a 6/10, but experience was a 9/10 since it was unexpected and she legitimately felt like a FWB at the end of it.

The next day I decided to try a girl from pasionprepagos. Really wanted Melissa but since she didn't reply went for Sabrina / Sabripaisa. Standard message and template. She wanted 180 K for an hour. Booked her for an hour later and went to her place. She told me the apartment number when I got there and told security my name, they called her and buzzed me up. Went to her room and it is the same girl in the pictures but she is definitely larger and the photo is likely airbrushed. Her face was also not so good. She offered a threesome with the other girl in the apartment but I declined after seeing the other girl. I think I heard someone else with the other girl as I was leaving. They were pretty careful to make sure the two of us didn't see each other. Ended up using one of my condoms after the last experience. Had some DFK, 69, CBJ, couple of positions and then a massage after I came. While she wasn't as attractive she did provide quite good service and I left moderately happy. Body: 6 Face: 6 Attitude: 8 Overall: 6. 5. She also has an onlyfans page but I feel sorry for whoever is paying into that. She isn't hot enough for that.

I am heading out of Medellin tomorrow but I really think based off of what I have seen in the forums and my experience, the best game in the city is facebook. If / when I come back I think I will take that path. Curfew has kind of screwed the night / club game since everything needs to shut down early which gives you very little time to shop around and I don't think I will come back until that changes. I have heard the fine is 1 million pesos which is basically TLN with any girl and I don't feel like it's worth the risk especially here where the police appear to be enforcing it. Mileroticos / passionprepagos is probably the second best option but it can be hit or miss. Escort agencies are also good but are much pricier than the independent advertisements. Of course, depending on your personal preferences, YMMV.

[Biffduff]

Hi pals, I've done a few posts in Bangkok, Cambodia, Indonesian, and South African boards -- so I'm definitely not new to our hobby. Those places are currently totally screwed, so I've set my sights on Colombia. Staying there from June 15th to August 4th.

However, my South American experience has been limited to one two-week trip to Sao Paulo and Rio three years ago. I happened to fall into some fortuitous crypto money recently so I'm treating myself to seven weeks in Colombia. I've got Energy Living booked for the entirety of my stay, but I'm certainly open to doubling up if there are other places to go that board members recommend.

I've read through about 50 pages of the Medellin board so far, but I'm wondering if anyone can point me to a specific post (or ten) that would be geared toward an absolute newbie to the Colombian scene (a newbie with about grade three-level Spanish). I'm 40, fully vaccinated, relatively fit, friendly as all get out, and love to party in all forms (any advice on how to score high-quality party supplies will be rewarded). My proclivities are geared toward the slim Asian-type, so any advice on clubs or areas that veer in that direction would be greatly appreciated. I will 100% report back on my experiences both good and bad.

First night will be in Bogota Marriott before heading to Medellin the following afternoon. I think my only question about that spot is the best sim card to last me for my 7 weeks, so please let me know if there's a preferred carrier. I'd probably stick with WhatsApp and Messenger.

I've seen conflicting reports about dating apps -- should I create a Cupid Profile for Colombia? Tinder, Bumble, etc? Seems like some folks swear by Facebook, but that has never worked well for me in Asia. Happy to try anything and everything.

I'm pretty okay with sketchy areas, so I will be able to keep my wits about me in most situations. However, I'm also aware that there's a high probability I'll run into some 'trouble' -- whether that is in the form of crooks or police (or crooked police! Does anyone have a cheat sheet for dealing with cops if I happen to have something untoward on me? Having been robbed in Bangkok, of all places, I know that the SOP is to just give your stuff over without a fuss, but I know that dealing with police involves a certain level of nuance depending where you are.

Finally, a stupid question that I should know the answer to -- how the hell do I subscribe to this site without using bitcoin? I mentioned fortuitous crypto money already, but the 'fortuitous' part is that I sold it all at the correct time. I have subscribed before with a plain old credit card, but it feels like that's not an option anymore. Due to my location, a mail-in subscription would probably not make it to ISG before 2027, so hoping there's a faster way.

Any and all advice is welcome and the first bottle of vodka is on me.

[Knowledge]

It's his money to do with as he chooses.

A lot of us guys here could learn from that. Sounds like it was real and I am sorry it happened to someone about who you obviously care. That's one of the pitfalls of Medellin. Colombia is the Land of Scams but at the same time, bad shit is happening to people. One of the most common scams a chica will play is "My cell phone got stolen. " I know one Gringo who was keeping a chica on the side and I think she had a cell stolen once a month. I told him by the time all her cousins had a phone for which he was paying, then the theft rate might slow down, jajajaja. But guess what, cell phone theft is epidemic in Medellin and I assume the other big cities in Colombia. My Numero Uno chica, my actual novia, had her phone stolen at gunpoint while she was sitting in a taxi. She could have made up the story to get a new one, but the no-name brand I bought her as a replacement didn't even have a scratch on it the first time I returned to Medellin almost a year later, and that was without a case! First thing I did was buy her a case, and in my mind that was sort of the acid test for proving her story was real. I know (meaning fucked) three other chicas who have had there phones stolen in the nine months I have spent in Medellin. I think stealing phones is more like the Colombian national sport, after soccer.

I sent a chica some food money within the past month and Tall Man called me out here just like we did to you. He is on solid ground with that advice and I appreciated it. But he doesn't know her or me personally, and she didn't ask for money, I based it on her weight loss I saw on an impromptu foto she sent. She was going without food and that is a foreign concept figuratively and literally to everyone on this board. So there is nothing wrong if you send her some money, but you don't want to cultivate the habit or you will never get off that treadmill. But asking your fellow mongers? Jajaja that was a good one. Ostee Out. Yes, I am posting today like there is no tomorrow. I'll get it out of my system and be fine, jaja.

[Osteoknot]

I am going to double-down and smash my personal record for most posts here in a single day, jajaja. Anywho, I couldn't find this foto earlier. This is the back view of the 2 Vennies I posted earlier today. Choco-Thick and Skinny Minnie. When I lay them out like that and decide what order I am going to violate their combined six holes, I get a really nice feeling warm and fuzzy feeling inside, before, during, and after, jajajaja. Medellin is the shit. Take is from someone who has mongered on six continents and been to all seven (there is no official mongering in Anarctica), Medellin is my Numero Uno choice. Oh yeah, I trust those girls, they've proven it to me time and time again. They are numbers Six and Seven in my line-up. The competition is fierce, lucky for me, jjajajja. Ostee Out.

[Surfer500]

Real talk: Today the protests are much bigger news on this website than in any of the local newspapers or news broadcasts. The level of hand wringing and fear mongering here is quite something..

I agree with you, I have seen no mention of protests at all in either El Colombiano or Vivir en Poblado, but am concerned there may be some more weekend lockdowns coming based on the infection numbers and ICU capacity.

I might only be in town until Friday and then bail out, but I hope not.

[PolloNegro]

Seriously? WTF! The road to hell is paved with good intentions so god help you.

I get you as there was a time in my life when I was an big heart'ed generous loving and giving person, always sharing to those less fortunate but learned the culture here in Colombia which after decades of hard lessons (and some expensive) has completely changed my attitude.

Frankly there are literally millions of Colombians in the same situation if not worse.

Anymore the only way I 'would throw a few bucks her way' is "si-lo mama", meaning 'sure so suck my dick' and anything else and your getting taken for a ride. There is no respect to kind heart'ed people here, this is the culture, I am keeping it real here.

Just a bit of advice to help open your eyes. You don't have to take heed as I sound like a jack ass but I am just talking frankly. Ten years ago I would never have believed I would even hint at this but I have learned the culture.

Much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

I have seen girls that would sec you in a Medellin Minute for 50 mil and then tomorrow tell everyone she meets how she hates foreigners, trust me, this is the Colombian culture and the norm. The more you give, the more you buy, the less they have respect for you. I have learned this, I have witnessed this, you cannot be overly kind to the people of Colombia, they will take your kindness for weakness. Just for $hits and giggles, if you don't send the money what will she do? Find another foreigner to run that same game on! Pollo Negro is out!