Rio de Janeiro Reports

[WyattEarp]

Thanks for your thoughts, Bravo I appreciate the insight. To clarify a little bit-yes we have agreed on a price- I'm definitely not that naive. Honestly it was her suggestion, not something I came up with-and she even showed me images of a hotel, etc. She said she is from Cabo Frio.

If you are very attracted to her and she has a good vibe, go for it. You can't beat hanging out with a local (Cabo Frio) girl.

Hearing about the hotel changes everything. Those 100+ miles seem like they should be a breeze to us gringos, but these aren't wide freeways. Brazil relies on trucking to a great extent so there will be many trucks on the slow road to Buzios.

I did a weekend in Buzios with a 4 x4 girl who didn't speak English. She was very sweet and appreciative. She tolerated my bad Portuguese because she was enjoying herself and simultaneously making money. This girl was kind of demure, but she had great oral suction skills and could thrust her pelvis into your groin rhythmically in a way few women can master. These girls are Brazil's Brand Ambassadors! But I digress.

As Xpartan mentioned, a day on a barca (boat) is a blast. It's a pretty similar routine as the day boats in Southeast Asia. Now of course, you are going to be with a small group for several hours. They will likely keep to themselves, but your date might be tempted to have a real conversation in her native tongue. Anyways, it is what it is. You might be able to get a decent off-season price hiring a small boat and captain for a private tour in Armação de Buzios.

[Sperto]

I took the 1001 bus to Buzios in 2005. It was a good option. But today is 2021 and Uber exists.

There are other options. Outside the back entrance to the rodoviaria there are guys calling out destinations where you can go in their vans or cars. They leave as soon as the vans/cars are full. In March last year it cost me R$70 going to Búzios in the front seat of a car with three more passengers in the back. The driver drove like a maniac. There were quite some traffic so the trip took 3 hours. Going back we went with the 1001 bus. It cost R$80, very comfortable and took 3,5 hours.

P.S These unofficial vans can take you too many different destinations in the state of RJ. I use them a lot.

[Yossarian]

1) Make 100% sure (In writing is better) whether or not she expects to get paid for that trip to Buzios! I have seen countless mongers think they were on a "Date" with a working girl, not knowing that the meter was running and she expects payment.

2) Why on earth are you taking an Uber to Buzios? Why not just grab a bus from downtown instead?

3) If you think the age difference stands out in Copa, magnify that by 10 in Buzios.

IMHO, you barely know this girl (you probably don't even know her real name) and besides the fact that she allows you to cum in her mouth, you have nothing in common. Just keep paying her to come over after work and skip the nightmare you will experience taking a trip to a destination 4 hours away with a girl you can't communicate with.

Burn the advice in the above quote into your brain. Why take a terma garrota you don't know on a nice trip when there are so many women there in Buzios to try and sample? Just my $. 02. Also, remember this -- at the end of the day, she's a ho. 'Nuff said.

[Member #4729]

I'm sure you will, but I very much concur with Bravo.

1. Don't go to Buzios with a girl you've just met.

2. Don't go to Buzios for one day. What for? It's a 3. 5-4 hour ride one way. You'll return tired, exhausted and annoyed.

3. Don't go to Buzios in Uber unless you want her to suck you along the way. Jesus, what for? There is a very comfortable bus that'll get you there in the same amount of time as a car, and you'll probably pay 10-15 times less.

4. If she went to town on food in MC, your wallet will be hit harder in Buzios. It's a pricey town. Dinner and drinks will cost you as they would in New York.

5. Honestly, I don't see the point, but if you absolutely must go to Buzios, buy a day tour. They take you to some port on a bus (about an hour north), then move to a barca for the rest of the trip with a stop for swimming along the way. And they serve caipirinha and light snacks onboard. That's fun, at least.

Good luck!

I'm tending to agree with you and Bravo. I just initially went along with the idea because, hey why not? But now I can see in broad daylight that so many things need to go right and just one thing off could make it all go pear shaped. I'm going to suggest instead that we hit up a beach club in Grumari and maybe stay at a hotel down there if things go well. That's only an hour uber.

Final thought- I'm actually not even sure we could easily get an uber out to Buzios- remember this driver has to get back as well- a 6 hour time commitment only paid for half.

[Mr Enternational]

The uber fare was about $55 USD and looked like 2+ hrs not 4 which sounds do-able and better than being in a bus.

I took the 1001 bus to Buzios in 2005. It was a good option. But today is 2021 and Uber exists. Then you have a good exchange rate to boot. Let me break it down for you because I went through this back in March when I went to Ilha Grande with a chick.

First you will have to get up at maybe 6 am to be at the bus station early. You will have to pay to get to the bus station. Then you need 2 tickets which will be about $15 each. You wait for the bus to depart. On the other end you do not know where you are going and have to get transportation there. So you have already spent at least $45 anyway. For me, the extra $10 is worth me calling the transportation at a time that is convenient for me and going directly where I want to go, be able to make a stop if and when I want to. Hell, mfs were paying taxis $55 to get from the airport to Copacabana back in the day.

[Vagabundo1]

Maybe this belongs more in a politics thread -- American politics or Brazilian politics -- but frankly, bolsonaro has gotten it right, and I am f'ing glad he is president of the country I have lived in since Covid started.

The man rides a bike. He's the real military man that Trump wanted to be.

He beat Covid himself.

The cure for this flu like "killer" is to go swim in the ocean and get sun at the beach and have a healthy diet to support an immune system.

The state is not supposed to be your nanny, your nurse, your boss, though the puritan eco green control freaks of north America and other rich world countries think it should be.

We have Brazil to thank for 8 dolllar pussy in a world gone fucking crazy.

No, it was probably senior Bolsonaro, the father of the nation, giving himself a tap on a shoulder for handling the Covid crisis so beautifully. With "only" 450,000 dead, he should give himself a medal, methink.

https://www.france24.com/en/americas...spite-pandemic

I'm sure you will, but I very much concur with Bravo.

1. Don't go to Buzios with a girl you've just met.

2. Don't go to Buzios for one day. What for? It's a 3. 5-4 hour ride one way. You'll return tired, exhausted and annoyed.

3. Don't go to Buzios in Uber unless you want her to suck you along the way. Jesus, what for? There is a very comfortable bus that'll get you there in the same amount of time as a car, and you'll probably pay 10-15 times less.

[Vagabundo1]

I hate to say it but you are overpaying. But we discussed that. In Anaggie's one day 8 hour Terma run in Rio. (and I said, my comments are without assigning blame, just a debrief, and in his favor, negotiating bareback in advance is a good technique, and if you have the money and not the time, then whatever. Go for it).

The obvious thing that all the ready players 4 to infinity sitting at home can and should do is learn Portuguese before coming to Rio.

Not just a good porto language course from the library. Digitize the CDS and play them over and over again. But also just google Felipe ret, and translate the lyrics. Pretend it is like vital intelligence that your balls and your money depend on and you are required to learn Felipe ret like some of us were forced to memorize Beouwulf in Old English.

Here's a protip for how to make the Buzios trip OK. Get a bluetooth speaker. Between water taxis to praia dos ossos, and the other praias. Play Felipe ret!

Zebra checking in, sitting in the very pleasant Copa Starbucks typing this, watching the world go by. The week has been interesting so far- Sunday Clara cancelled our 3 pm and rescheduled for the next dya at noon, which turned out to be fine because I was hungover and didn't have much energy except to shuffle around the beach and watch this enormous motorcycle parade go by- seemed to be Brazilian themed with lots of flags. Experienced posters can chime in if this was some National Holiday or just a normal Sunday occurrence as Atlantico was closed after to all but foot traffic. Lovely afternoon.

Monday Clara came over for our noon appointment, as usual eager to please. I sucked on the huge titties and busted a nut on and in that pretty face / mouth as she begged for it. Such a nice girl. Freelances at Whiskeria if anyone can't connect or find her on dating apps. Still, I'm not going to call her for a bit- men crave novelty.

I slid over to Monte Carlo a few hours later where India was waiting for me. I summoned some more nut and we hit the cabine after a couple of drinks. She was still eager to please, but after the initial thrill of a new girl wears off you can sort of tell that this is the thousandth dude they've sucked off and its really just a performance. Nevertheless, India has me entranced and has figured out how to use ZebraStripes as an ATM. After fucking, we go back down to the boate and she order food on me. Bill reflected this, but this is the last time I'm going in there to get her now that I've got the zapp, etc. I saw one other dude that night- looked like a Korean businessman, and with all these hot (10+) WG's sitting around looking bored as F pretty much falling asleep in the dim light. Again- I'm amazed at the ratio- how the hell are these girls paying the bills? Maybe I just need to hit up Centro on a weekend and I'll see different crowd..

[Vagabundo1]

I love the hydro masagem!

I may go apartment hunting for a place with a hydro massagem!

I wonder if the Astoria would be open to my renting that suite monthly for 3000 reais a month. Cash is king.

In any case, it was a real honor to meet the famous (in our world) Mr E in person!

He came into my room at TA with Monique and I smoking up a storm, and we later agreed it was a scene out of Jackie Brown.

I will say, that like Mr. E, and some of the other mongers like Safado69, it may be the better policy to just not smoke weed or for that matter anything. The smoking is really irritating my throat, but some studies quoted in economist.com say that smoking is good for Covid in some way.

I was in the secret terma tonight and could take only so much of that dense smoke and all that Brazilian rap.

The talent there was superb. New Morenas with bunda boa. That wench I have been fucking has been kind of cock blocking me. That morena mel with the nice bunda told me to contact her through Nicole negra. So she (Nicole) has totally tried to mark me as her client in the secret terma. Fuk that! I am in bed with another secret terma girl pernoite.

I have not gotten a chance to write any reports but since you mentioned it. I stayed a couple of days at Transamerica in Barra da Tijuca. It was not for me. It is far out and isolated and you have to take an Uber anywhere you want to go. Ubers are readily available, always dropping off and picking up. I did have a beautiful view, but I am used to walking a couple of steps to be at restaurants, grocery stores, bars, beach, whatever. I paid 500 reais for 3 nights there, but did not stay the third.

I moved to Astoria Palace in Copacabana where I had a beachfront king room with jacuzzi on the 10th floor and breakfast buffet included. I paid $40 per night.

[Vagabundo1]

These are all solid tips for Buzios.

If it is not two nights, don't go.

Take a uber to rodoviaria, and take the bus.

No, it was probably senior Bolsonaro, the father of the nation, giving himself a tap on a shoulder for handling the Covid crisis so beautifully. With "only" 450,000 dead, he should give himself a medal, methink.

https://www.france24.com/en/americas...spite-pandemic

I'm sure you will, but I very much concur with Bravo.

1. Don't go to Buzios with a girl you've just met.

2. Don't go to Buzios for one day. What for? It's a 3. 5-4 hour ride one way. You'll return tired, exhausted and annoyed.

3. Don't go to Buzios in Uber unless you want her to suck you along the way. Jesus, what for? There is a very comfortable bus that'll get you there in the same amount of time as a car, and you'll probably pay 10-15 times less.

[Vagabundo1]

Just for perspective, the onix girl who gave me a real massage today pays 600 a month rent for her casa in bangu.

She doesn't do drugs, works out before she comes to work. Which is the kind of thing I should be looking for more.

Thanks for the report.

From her point of view, she took more than double her regular fee because there is no middle man. If you only want to have a same session with her outside of work, the fee can be negotiated down in theory.

I look at this as batting average. No one has said it is 100% batting average. You only have one opportunity so it is hard to judge but I think 600 for a 10 is a pretty good deal.

[Vagabundo1]

The picture reminds me of General Butt Nekid, an African warlord we got to know who fought with no cloths.

Further, it is clear that my posts here are being read and are affecting my "market" and not for the better. But there are plenty of fish in the sea.

I'm in bed with a girl from 116 the secret terma, pernoite for 350 plus uber and eats.

That said it is annoying as fuck that every thing is about her taking drugs. I met some high quality non pros today. And I am looking forward to that. My thing is for military or police girls who carry. I like that in a woman. If cordite instead of cannabis gets her wet, it might be love, because it might be friendship.

Bar do David is an excellent choice for food. For those who don't like to enter a favela for having lunch, Bar do David has opened another restaurant in the corner of Rua Barata Ribeiro and Rua Prado Junior. It's not the same atmosphere as the original restaurant but the food is about the same.
I consider Bar do David perfectly save to visit, but a Dutch tourist eating at the restaurant got shot in the belly (I think in Dezember 2018) when there were a shootout between PM and bandits. Usually the bandits have a guy with a machinegun keeping watch 10 metres from the restaurant.
Regarding "scoring local tail" in Chapu Mangueira. There are plenty of pretty girls passing by the restaurant. Smile and say "Oi" but be very careful trying to score "local tails" in favelas. Most pretty girls in the favelas do have boyfriends.

[Ptgbac]

This is why one must "make a market" by doing centro or tijuca prive girls who are positively reviewed on gparena.net for 50-70 reais a girl, 3 times a day, for the first 3 days (that would be 9 girls, who are paid 60 for their pussy).

Then, message all 9 looking for pernoite. You will surely get them for 300 pernoite plus uber and eats.

Been checking out guarena and couldn't find any girl for 70 are $, all above 150.

[Pahllus Maximus]

As they say, you generally pay for them to leave after they have relieved you. It's easy to think its an investment as you blow tadpoles in her tonsils, she cannot speak, even if she knew English. So a length trip away with someone whose oral skills does not include actual communication could be a drag.

Legs in the air, legs over shoulders in fishnets and heels in deep mish. The peronite will be interesting. Usually I require a BBJCIM and coffee (reverse order) waking up, and again on my way to the airport in a limo. How many shots in 24 hours? Can I do all three holes? These are the decisions that trouble my brothers. I find a BBJCIM and a 300 MG of CBD puts airlines / security into the right frame of mind, naturally follows a good sleep back on the trip home. Only once did I get a Air France flight attendant to provide extra help in a long trip, and managed to land her in Lyon on my next trip.

I admire the girls, doing what nature intended and bringing great joy and memories on shagging an 18 year old and her giggling. Later in life, this will bring wistful and happy memories. Maybe what is needed is elder care for senior citizens with holistic care, exercise, doctors, nurses and special nurses that specialize in stiffness and swelling.

Life is good! Or at least outside of USA sex prison.

[Pahllus Maximus]

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[Xpartan]

Zebra checking in, sitting in the very pleasant Copa Starbucks typing this, watching the world go by. The week has been interesting so far- Sunday Clara cancelled our 3 pm and rescheduled for the next dya at noon, which turned out to be fine because I was hungover and didn't have much energy except to shuffle around the beach and watch this enormous motorcycle parade go by- seemed to be Brazilian themed with lots of flags. Experienced posters can chime in if this was some National Holiday or just a normal Sunday occurrence as Atlantico was closed after to all but foot traffic. Lovely afternoon.

No, it was probably senior Bolsonaro, the father of the nation, giving himself a tap on a shoulder for handling the Covid crisis so beautifully. With "only" 450,000 dead, he should give himself a medal, methink.

https://www.france24.com/en/americas...spite-pandemic

Speaking of which we have an outing to Buzios planned tentatively for Thursday- one of her days off.
SNIP
I'm sure I will have a story to tell about Buzio, if that happens.

I'm sure you will, but I very much concur with Bravo.

1. Don't go to Buzios with a girl you've just met.

2. Don't go to Buzios for one day. What for? It's a 3. 5-4 hour ride one way. You'll return tired, exhausted and annoyed.

3. Don't go to Buzios in Uber unless you want her to suck you along the way. Jesus, what for? There is a very comfortable bus that'll get you there in the same amount of time as a car, and you'll probably pay 10-15 times less.

4. If she went to town on food in MC, your wallet will be hit harder in Buzios. It's a pricey town. Dinner and drinks will cost you as they would in New York.

5. Honestly, I don't see the point, but if you absolutely must go to Buzios, buy a day tour. They take you to some port on a bus (about an hour north), then move to a barca for the rest of the trip with a stop for swimming along the way. And they serve caipirinha and light snacks onboard. That's fun, at least.

Good luck!