Rio de Janeiro Reports

[MiamiBoy1]

Just messaged a few barravips girls that I liked to see what the rates are. All of them quoted 500 R / HR for incall, and 600-700 R + uber for outcall, like they are in a fucking union. And anywhere from 2000 R to 5000 R pernoite. I stood firm on my price (500 R pernoite, which I consider a great offer) and all of them wouldn't budge. One of them literally said 'go fuck yourself if you can't afford it")))) No way I'm paying a gringo price. I guess they are not that desperate and have enough clients who pay that much. Who are these suckers? Weekend warriors? I bet locals pay a fraction of what they quote. I'm not that desperate to get laid so I will be exploring other mongering options.

[Spidy]

Careful renting those in Buzios . . . So take pics before you drive off. . . .

Sage advice for those looking to rent cars, boats, motorcycles, bicycles...etc.

At the very lease one should, take extra care when filling out the existing damages on the top, right and left sides of the "car diagram section" of the rental agreement.

Fortunately, the buggy was a friend of mine, that was used while I visited in Buzios.

[Spidy]

Aren't Brasileiras the experts at driving stick?

kkkk...boy, it took me a while...nice one. I'm definitely slower in my old age.

Good pun, thanks for the chuckle. I'll have to borrow that one, in the future.

Obviously, a fender bender in Rio or SP isn't going to alter your life.

No, but the "Freddy Flintstone" style parking, may impact the assessment of scratches and damages, on your rental agreement.

[Spidy]

What are you talking about? I wasn't offended by your post. But it appears that maybe you were by mine. You say that you ignore my posts, but then you commented on the pictures I post, and you obviously didn't ignore my post which prompted your above response to it. Look, if you or anybody else makes a post expressing a particular point of view, other people have the right to express their own alternative views on the same matter (s). And as long as that's done respectfully, there is no need for anybody to feel offended. . . .

. . . That means that if you state opinions in a diverse public forum that don't square with somebody else's, then you need to be prepared to receive alternative views without getting annoyed at people who think differently about it than you do.

Respectfully,

The Cane.

Respectfully forming opposing views and arguing counterpoints is what makes, many of the conversations on ISG great. If done respectfully it can be very illuminating, interesting and intriguing.

If those BMs who are bored, uninterested or apathetic, feel free "not to comment" or hit that "ignore button", or simply agree to disagree and move on.

And if it's not already apparent, while many BMs here, may agree / disagree on pussy and finding pussy (hence why we primarily post on ISG), note we are vastly different when it comes to our politics.

[TiaVoyage25]

The first time I went to Colombia I did a similar thing. I stayed in Zona Rose (Bogota) and El Poblado (Medellin). Those are the nicer, more posh areas that are generally pretty safe. As I gained more familiarity with the various cities I started to spread my wings more and stay in different parts. Now when I visit I stay exclusively near Sante Fe in Bogota and a variety of places in Medellin. Some people HATE staying near Sante Fe because it is dirty and perceived to be more dangerous, but if you know the lay of the land then it isn't as big of a deal. There are also some amazing AirBnbs in the area that are dirt cheap due to the location.

I see the comparison here when talking about where to stay in Rio regarding Copa vs. Barra. As this will be my first trip to Brazil, I'll be staying in Copa (to start) in Rio and Moema while in SP. At some point when I gain more comfort with the area I'll likely expand to different areas and then pick a favorite from there. Why start in Copa, one may ask? Well its simply personal preference given the convenience of proximity to what I'll be starting off with. In any case, I won't let my home base limit where I explore.

Once I hit the ground next week I'll gladly give a more detailed assessment to provide other Rio newbies some insight, albeit anecdotal.

When someone posts their firsthand experiences, it always helps someone. Vila Mimosa. I went, I saw, I was disgusted. Horse butt and even pony butt girls are not for me. Once I was asked by a girl in Brazil to do a three-some with her friend with a pony butt. In the course of trying to persuade me she says, I know she has a big ass but I think she would give a great blowjob. I still passed.

The point I believe Cane was trying to make, with which I happen to agree and which seems to have gotten lost in the discussion is that Barra the Tijuca is probably not the best place to stay for first time or infrequent visitors to Rio. This would especially be the case if you only have a few days. Staying in Copacabana or Ipanema would be the better option. Staying at a hotel with English speaking front desk staff would also be advised. A termas is going to cost far more than a private apartment experience in Central Rio, but again you have a more supportive environment and English Speakers to help you. Your time will go quickly and you probably will want to see at least the Christ Statue..

[Exec Talent]

When someone posts their firsthand experiences, it always helps someone. Vila Mimosa. I went, I saw, I was disgusted. Horse butt and even pony butt girls are not for me. Once I was asked by a girl in Brazil to do a three-some with her friend with a pony butt. In the course of trying to persuade me she says, I know she has a big ass but I think she would give a great blowjob. I still passed.

The point I believe Cane was trying to make, with which I happen to agree and which seems to have gotten lost in the discussion is that Barra the Tijuca is probably not the best place to stay for first time or infrequent visitors to Rio. This would especially be the case if you only have a few days. Staying in Copacabana or Ipanema would be the better option. Staying at a hotel with English speaking front desk staff would also be advised. A termas is going to cost far more than a private apartment experience in Central Rio, but again you have a more supportive environment and English Speakers to help you. Your time will go quickly and you probably will want to see at least the Christ Statue. Next visit, rent an apartment. Next visit stay in Barra the Tijuca. Next visit convince your wife to come along for some threesomes.

Incidentally, on my first trip to Rio I hired a full-time driver and interpreter because I came with the intent of exploring dating not pay-for-play options. For the guy that recently asked about those possibilities, that is the route I would recommend, but clearly it is not for everyone. I stayed at a very upscale hotel and no there never were any bringing guests to my room issues. I think the staff found my comings and goings somewhat entertaining and were extremely gracious and helpful.

[WyattEarp]

I find I learn more when members have differing opinions and lay out their case. Barra versus Copa might seem redundant to many of us, but it is very helpful to newbies and those you have limited experience in Rio. It helps limits the endless newbie "I'm going to Rio. Where do I stay? Where are the girls?" posts.

Vagabundo has laid out compelling cases for Barra. Having stayed in Copa and Ipanema many times, it's something I would consider if I have more than a week. Of course, many of us know Rio isn't a binary choice of Barra or Copa. Ipanema is a nicer neighborhood and nicer beach. And so on down to Leblon. Then there are the guys who just want to monger day and night who explore staying in Centro. You can't fuck a beach! All good stuff.

I love the SP clinica versus boates debates. I went to clinicas myself and made my own decision. In fact, I hit up some well-reviewed and beautiful SP escorts and got some flak from the clinica crowd. LOL.

Then there is the perpetual Rio versus Sao Paulo debate. We forget this is all what newbies are having to decide.

[WyattEarp]

Buggies rides in Buzios, yep, some good times. Driving stick is all part of the fun.

Glad to see a courageous soul, tackling Rio driving. Gives me hope.

Aren't Brasileiras the experts at driving stick?

I would caution anyone renting a car to be extra careful driving on highways outside the cities. Highway fatalities are high. Lots of crazy truckers and cars make some of the heavily traveled intercity thoroughfares (RJ-SP, SP-BH, RJ-BH) more challenging.

Obviously, a fender bender in Rio or SP isn't going to alter your life.

[Exec Talent]

Careful renting those in Buzios. Many years ago, I rented one. When I returned it, dude went over it with a fine tooth comb, and wanted me to pay for every scratch. He acted like it was brand New, (it wasn't.) It was similar to the jet sky scams in SEA. So take pics before you drive off. Also parking the damn thing: went with it to a crowded beach, the touts were telling you where to park and taking parking fee. Came back and I had less gas in the tank.

Many of the posts on this forum I value most are not about women. I have rented buggies in Armação dos beúzios and I did not have any issues. Tried to find online the rental company, but no luck. Do remember an image of the sun and that it was a small open office. Parking is indeed an issue as is driving a stick if you are not accustomed. Beúzios has many beaches, so be sure to check out some travel sites. There are many foreign tourists (too many for me on several beaches). Some well-behaved. Others not. McDonald's is always packed because it is the cheapest place to eat. The exchange rate will help, but eating and drinking in beúzios is not cheap. As a getaway destination, it is not my favorite. Ilha Grande and Paraty are more relaxing and not as crowded. Renting a charter in Paraty is worth it even though the captain kept hitting on my girl. Again check the sites. I rented a place from an American / Brazilian couple. They have multiple units a short walk from the downtown.

[Java Man]

Buggies rides in Buzios, yep, some good times. Driving stick is all part of the fun.

Careful renting those in Buzios. Many years ago, I rented one. When I returned it, dude went over it with a fine tooth comb, and wanted me to pay for every scratch. He acted like it was brand New, (it wasn't.) It was similar to the jet sky scams in SEA. So take pics before you drive off. Also parking the damn thing: went with it to a crowded beach, the touts were telling you where to park and taking parking fee. Came back and I had less gas in the tank.

[Vagabundo1]

These are all shots of Rihanna Noir, two from Motel Carbonara in Bangu, where I paid 250 for 3 hours one Sunday after hiking.

Two from my room at Transamerica, where FLCNHvy, the Sikh Canadian from UBC, who was paying 1000 for "pernoites" from 4 x 4 that ended at 02 h with a girl with a rash on her ass came up to me and said high yesterday as he's still playing the longer and better cost per fuck game out here.

One from her social which has her nice ass out at Grumari beach where the girls go when they want to actually go to the beach with their real friends. Which one of our more recent contributors took a good day trip with information from this board.

Anaggie from El Paso has supported Senor Cane's adamant pricing of fucking in termas where recall, dear reader, that Senor Anaggie's cost per fuck was roughly 750 per girl over 8 hours in 4 x 4. Genius. Senor Cane posts his collection of prepandemic Luomo brancas, which have all the current intel value of a erotic carving on a roman temple, and advocates that you, dear reader, go only to centaurus or monte carlo terma in Copa from a hotel on Av Atlantico. Go for it.

My view is that the local girls will think you're a chato, a boring gringo, and laugh at you. The local girls laugh at me too, because, at the end of the day, I too, am just a gringo, but they respect me, because I showed up and Motel Carbonara, and put my cock bare into Rihanna Noir's 19 year old vag in the pool, and then bare up her ass. For 100 a fuck -- the all important CPF, the Cost Per Fuck -- not the 700% or 1000% greater price that our terma bound brothers insist is the only way to monger in Rio.

Guys like the Player 2 and 3 who are readers but not posters stay here at Transamerica for months on end and get the better experience. Even one of the more recent posters takes a girl out of MC and takes her to Grumari with good effect.

But, go ahead, make your own choice. My view though and the view of locals is if you just fuck in the termas at their inflated ask price on the bid-ask spread, you are not smart money.

[Turgid]

I have observed in many threads in ISG of guys getting offended if a poster has a different view from them. I prefer brancas to negras, why should a poster be offended because of that? I am not offended if someone says they prefer negras to brancas. I am happy for that because while they are doing the negras there are chances of more available brancas for me. I have only done termas in Rio because that is the scene I like just as I prefer FKKs to walk-ups in Frankfurt. Don't get upset because of that. Guys who are getting pussy should not be so thin skinned. You are getting pussy aren't you? If you are constantly attacking other posters it makes one wonder.

[Anaggie]

What are you talking about? I wasn't offended by your post. But it appears that maybe you were by mine. You say that you ignore my posts, but then you commented on the pictures I post, and you obviously didn't ignore my post which prompted your above response to it. Look, if you or anybody else makes a post expressing a particular point of view, other people have the right to express their own alternative views on the same matter (s). And as long as that's done respectfully, there is no need for anybody to feel offended.

You push staying in Barra, and I don't, especially for newbies and people on short visits. You go to Vila Mimosa and I don't as I find it to be very unappealing. You seek out lots of negras, and I prefer the brancas and morenas. And on and on. You get to state what you like and offer your own advice, but then so does everyone else here. And just because that may be something different from what you like or suggest is no reason to get annoyed with others, or state that you don't read their posts, and that the conversation is "trash".

I believe to the contrary. The more information, viewpoints, and data that people have, the better the decisions they can make for themselves based on their own individual likes or dislikes. Your response reminds me of people who get mad if you challenge them when they say things like the clinica girls in Sao Paulo look just as good as the Scandallo or Bomboa girls, or that it's the same girls who work in both types of establishments, etc. All of us here need to know how to share this space. That means that if you state opinions in a diverse public forum that don't square with somebody else's, then you need to be prepared to receive alternative views without getting annoyed at people who think differently about it than you do.

Respectfully,

The Cane.

Extremely well put. Thank you!!

[Vagabundo1]

Not offended, just bored.

What are you talking about? I wasn't offended by your post. But it appears that maybe you were by mine. You say that you ignore my posts, but then you commented on the pictures I post, and you obviously didn't ignore my post which prompted your above response to it. Look, if you or anybody else makes a post expressing a particular point of view, other people have the right to express their own alternative views on the same matter (s). And as long as that's done respectfully, there is no need for anybody to feel offended.

You push staying in Barra, and I don't, especially for newbies and people on short visits. You go to Vila Mimosa and I don't as I find it to be very unappealing. You seek out lots of negras, and I prefer the brancas and morenas. And on and on. You get to state what you like and offer your own advice, but then so does everyone else here. And just because that may be something different from what you like or suggest is no reason to get annoyed with others, or state that you don't read their posts, and that the conversation is "trash".

I believe to the contrary. The more information, viewpoints, and data that people have, the better the decisions they can make for themselves based on their own individual likes or dislikes..

[Vagabundo1]

She's flamengo.

And that's a jeweled buttplug I put between her fingers. Alas I wonder why it didn't last kkk.

No more Vasco shirts, Flamengo instead? Mengo!