Medellin Reports

[SlapShot10]

I left Lleras around 12, last night. When we got back into Envigado, I told the taxi driver I needed to pull out cash to pay him (normally I would take DiDi / Uber but it was slow and a cab was readily available). We went to the gas station, but the guy had been using my cell on the dash for the map, and he took off. The gas station says I can talk to some one about video on Tuesday. The police say go to Fiscalia, which is not open today. My last back up was April 15. I can't access WhatsApp on my computer, nor can I mark my phone as lost on icloud. What a day!

I fucking knew this bullshit would happen.

If anyone has specific advice regarding what to do, or if I were to buy a new phone, how to activate e-SIM with T-mobile, etc. , it would be greatly appreciated if you give me the short version.

[JohnnyO]

A friend just bought a ticket on United, no test required. The invasion of the Gringos and Europeans has already begun, and they will be coming down in boatloads now that the Country has dropped it's testing requirement.

Well you can strike Europeans of your list since it is still really complicated for us to get in and out of there and that is why I left on a one way ticket. We can't even travel to the US because of the presidential proclamation and as Colombia is still on a red list it means hotel quarantine on return at a cost of over 2000 euros.

Just a quick confirm that centro is in full swings, at least a hundred girls in botero / veracruz / raudaul, tons of sexy ones too.

Picked this 19 yo venni flaca with natural dd and a pretty face by the clear walkway, yessica. She was moaning the whole time saying my dick was too big. Probably because she's only like 5 ft, I'm no swinger hahaha.

Lube really helps guys, trust me go buy it. I started laughing after because she said she leave centro at 17:00, cleans up, puts on a tight dress and heavy makeup and goes to parque lleras. She showed me pics and she was like a diff girl, hard 8. Said she charges gringos 200 k for one leche, lowest she goes is 150 k. i just paid 30k +7k room..lol.
She likes it because she said the viejos can't get hard so they just want her to get naked hahaah. Now that's a smart puta!

Demonstrations last night but everything is pretty safe, people are pretty tired of the protests. It's mostly college antifa type people now, not the whole population like during el paro.

Cheers.

Jw.

I went to Lleras for the first time the other night just to see it and as someone else said I heard lots of English around me. Definitely not my scene these type of gringo places, but honestly some really stunning girls walking around. Got quoted 200-300 k and they would absolutely not budge on that, I chuckled to myself. The other day I had 2 girls at my place for 2 hours for 200 k total. Got the number of 2 girls and the next day they were still not budging on price. They wanted to know why I wanted to pay less and I tried to explain to them I do not want to pay them little money but I am just not paying Poblado prices because I don't need to.

Also I had a centro girl at my place the other day and she told me she does 3 or 4 days in Lleras as well as centro LOL.

Is it possible to take the girl to your hotel? I just don't' like these short time places. I prefer "my" place. And not to rush. I'm thinking for something like "let's go to my hotel, take that 30 k x 2 and let's take it slow and easy".

This is something I would advise against. As I was told by many veterans here most of these girls have never left centro as it is their natural habitat and a lot will not want to leave with you.

Honestly a lot of these are just cheap ho's and it takes a bit of hunting to find the gems. I've had a few centro girls here the last few days and honestly I cannot believe how uncivilised some of them are, putting out cigarettes on a wooden table, ash on the floor, needing drugs etc. I spent an hour cleaning up my apartment afterwards.

Thats why it works so well on the ground there, you pay cheap and if she's useless you've lost nothing really, if someone has potential then get their number and take them to your own hotel but taking a centro girl straight to your place without testing IMHO is madness.

At Slapshot on my way here I rented an airline ticket just as a precaution as I had issues with one way tickets before. They cost around $20, a few companies do them and the booking number shows up as a live booking on the airlines website.

[Surfer500]

Same girls, ten times the price. Is the same when comparing the Centro strip clubs to the "high end" ones near El Pablado. The girls are all from the same neighborhoods. Many started out in Centro then moved up for the better payday.

This photo is from Saturday night taken in Parque Lleras a friend of mine sent me. I know one of the girls in the photo and go with her from time to time and always meet her in El Centro.

There are no specific neighborhood (s) from which the girls who have worked in El Centro come from that also work in Lleras, and they come from all over Medellin, and not any specific barrios.

The common denominator of the girls working Lleras though is that they have to have "game" to work Lleras.

The notion that a Centro Chica can just get dolled up and boom their going to get 200 K versus 30 K working Lleras is a bit of an illusion.

Most Centro Chicas have little to no experience with foreigners, and would grapple with snaring a gringo in Lleras while the Chicas with "game" will be much more adept at snagging clients.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Is it possible to take the girl to your hotel? I just don't' like these short time places. I prefer "my" place. And not to rush. I'm thinking for something like "let's go to my hotel, take that 30 k x 2 and let's take it slow and easy".

Yea for sure, I never do that though, go back and read pollo negros posts or dm him, I remember that was his M. O.

And slapshot, yea plenty of hot girls 8+. Seems pretty much back to normal, confirmed that clubs open till at least 2 am.

[Bobbyson]

Whats up guys! This Medellin thread is massive and I've searched about 100 pages and figured I would just throw this out there!

Best budget hotel near El Centro. Like $20 to $30 a night range.

Thanks!

Can't wait to visit!

[Combo]

Is it possible to take the girl to your hotel? I just don't' like these short time places. I prefer "my" place. And not to rush. I'm thinking for something like "let's go to my hotel, take that 30 k x 2 and let's take it slow and easy".

Sure, but the price may depend on where your hotel is. If it's in Centro or close by, she'll be happy with that 30 k X 2 and yes you'll have more time. If you're staying in Poblado, she'll likely want more. Personally, I would test them out in one of the short time places for 30 k. Then if you get along, invite them to your hotel / apartment. Test drives IMO make a ton of sense.

[Paulie97]

I chuckled to myself, because I saw a girl there (Lleras) that I saw in centro earlier that day. These same girls get dolled up and go to the gringos there for the big bux. Lost track of how many times I heard English spoken around me.

To be clear, this is not a knock on what people are willing to pay, who gives a sh*t. Just found it funny they upcharge like that. The taxi laughed when I told him, he said that's why he works poblado too.

Same girls, ten times the price. Is the same when comparing the Centro strip clubs to the "high end" ones near El Pablado. The girls are all from the same neighborhoods. Many started out in Centro then moved up for the better payday.

[Onojdi]

Just a quick confirm that centro is in full swings, at least a hundred girls in botero / veracruz / raudaul, tons of sexy ones too.
i just paid 30k +7k room..lol.

Jw.

Is it possible to take the girl to your hotel? I just don't' like these short time places. I prefer "my" place. And not to rush. I'm thinking for something like "let's go to my hotel, take that 30 k x 2 and let's take it slow and easy".

[Mojo Bandit]

The "Sherpa" website the shows up when I check American Airlines travel destinations requirements is now showing not test required.

https://apply.joinsherpa.com/travel-...ericanairlines

[MaddTraveler]

Just a quick confirm that centro is in full swings, at least a hundred girls in botero / veracruz / raudaul, tons of sexy ones too.

Picked this 19 yo venni flaca with natural dd and a pretty face by the clear walkway, yessica. She was moaning the whole time saying my dick was too big. Probably because she's only like 5 ft, I'm no swinger hahaha.

Lube really helps guys, trust me go buy it. I started laughing after because she said she leave centro at 17:00, cleans up, puts on a tight dress and heavy makeup and goes to parque lleras. She showed me pics and she was like a diff girl, hard 8. Said she charges gringos 200 k for one leche, lowest she goes is 150 k. i just paid 30k +7k room..lol.
She likes it because she said the viejos can't get hard so they just want her to get naked hahaah. Now that's a smart puta!

Demonstrations last night but everything is pretty safe, people are pretty tired of the protests. It's mostly college antifa type people now, not the whole population like during el paro.

Cheers.

Jw.

You're an inspiration for us Centro mongers LOL. I dunno bro, I'm on my way to Col on the 26th of this month, buying ticket later today and thinking Cartagena since I haven't been there a while, but damn Mde is calling me back. Last Dec was when I went there last and things were just about to close from 12 a to 10 p. Now that they're reopening not sure where I should be at and your story is def calling me back there man. I miss the young innocent centro beauties for $8 LMAO.

[Surfer500]

Flew in from Cancun, yesterday...

- Taxi dropped us at the wrong terminal.

- Taxi didn't have change.

- Line of 300 people for security in Cancun, many of whom still had to do the health form and did not find out until the front of the line that it was required or how to find it. It boggles my mind that they don't have a single staff member cruising the lines with a QR code to help explain and expedite the process.

- Everyone in the check-in line was pissed off, doing the Check Mig Form, weighing bags, smashing carry-ONS into the measure cube.

- I had already done my Check Mig, but could not select Colombia for my gal, and they said she needs to do it. The form wasn't working and the airport wifi sucked. Finally, the manager said take a screen shot of the error and show it when you arrive.

- The check-in agent charged me $170 for 2 bags being a combined 10kg overweight. I literally didn't even look at the receipt until we got on the plane, because I was already so annoyed I knew I would blow a gasket. It was some fucking crazy energy with a father sitting on the baggage scale, other people yelling about God knows what..

It would be helpful to know which airline you were flying. I came back from Puerto Vallarta two weeks ago on Aeromexico with no bullshit whatsoever. They checked all my paperwork in PV, had signs with instructions on how to get the QR code to leave Mexico all organized, and didn't even ask about whether I had a return ticket which I didn't. Also, I have flown on Jeblue and they have never asked. However I have had COPA and Avianca ask about a return ticket.

So besides the return ticket issue, the airline sounded like a fucking mess so who were they so they can be avoided.

Oh, and welcome back, your past Penthouse / Jacuzzi follies and photos with all your Barbie Dolls are always a sight to see as lot of guys drool over them, but not me. LOL.

[BlackThought]

Was in lleras last night to check it out, everything is open. walked by gustos around 8, lots of staff waiting around, i guess it gets packed later on.
didn't go in ....but plenty of girls in the park quoting 250-300 k, not sure if they would go lower, already finished three times yesterday, not interested in smashing was just having a few drinks and seeing the scene.

I chuckled to myself, because I saw a girl there that I saw in centro earlier that day. These same girls get dolled up and go to the gringos there for the big bux. Lost track of how many times I heard english spoken around me.

To be clear, this is NOT a knock on what people are willing to pay, who gives a sh*t. Just found it funny they upcharge like that. The taxi laughed when I told him, he said that's why he works poblado too.

Unfortunatly, the scene is still shit for non-pros, who wear one or two masks everywhere they go, masks, malls, etc.. Sure, you can ask them to pull it down, but I think why all the effort when I can just go pay 30 k for a hard 7 20 yearold spinner in veracruz. i cannot understate how many girls there are right now, literally 100 at least like surfer said

Thanks. The girls inside the clubs charge a bit more, but they tend to be hotter. But 8+ is good enough for me, thanks for the report.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Just a quick confirm that centro is in full swings, at least a hundred girls in botero / veracruz / raudaul, tons of sexy ones too.

Picked this 19 yo venni flaca with natural dd and a pretty face by the clear walkway, yessica. She was moaning the whole time saying my dick was too big. Probably because she's only like 5 ft, I'm no swinger hahaha.

Lube really helps guys, trust me go buy it. I started laughing after because she said she leave centro at 17:00, cleans up, puts on a tight dress and heavy makeup and goes to parque lleras. She showed me pics and she was like a diff girl, hard 8. Said she charges gringos 200 k for one leche, lowest she goes is 150 k. i just paid 30k +7k room..lol.
She likes it because she said the viejos can't get hard so they just want her to get naked hahaah. Now that's a smart puta!

Demonstrations last night but everything is pretty safe, people are pretty tired of the protests. It's mostly college antifa type people now, not the whole population like during el paro.

Cheers.

Jw.

[Mr Enternational]

*No PCR Required / No Check Mig / No Proof of Outbound Flight* (This is not to say you shouldn't do Check Mig or have an outbound flight, just that I wasn't asked for either).

After you do checkmig online it is showing in the immigration system. After they scan your passport they can already see it so there is no need to ask.

[SlapShot10]

Flew in from Cancun, yesterday...

- Taxi dropped us at the wrong terminal.

- Taxi didn't have change.

- Line of 300 people for security in Cancun, many of whom still had to do the health form and did not find out until the front of the line that it was required or how to find it. It boggles my mind that they don't have a single staff member cruising the lines with a QR code to help explain and expedite the process.

- Everyone in the check-in line was pissed off, doing the Check Mig Form, weighing bags, smashing carry-ONS into the measure cube.

- I had already done my Check Mig, but could not select Colombia for my gal, and they said she needs to do it. The form wasn't working and the airport wifi sucked. Finally, the manager said take a screen shot of the error and show it when you arrive.

- The check-in agent charged me $170 for 2 bags being a combined 10kg overweight. I literally didn't even look at the receipt until we got on the plane, because I was already so annoyed I knew I would blow a gasket. It was some fucking crazy energy with a father sitting on the baggage scale, other people yelling about God knows what.

- They said I couldn't board without an outbound flight ticket. I told them I've gone to Colombia 10 times and never needed one, and that the Colombians can make their own decision if I can enter. I'd be happy to buy a flight on my phone upon arrival if it were to become and issue. Manager didn't help one bit, and I had to buy a $500+ roundtrip back to the US for August, which I was already planning to do at some point.

- We had seats 8A & 8C, the flight attendants start moving everyone from the front to their real seats. We were sitting in 6D & 6 , so us moving back 3 feet must have had an enormous effect on the weight distribution for takeoff. Then, they come back and ask us to move to row 27. I said, "OK but we can move back after take-off, right?" (I didn't want to be the last gringo in the immigration line. She says no. So, I went and sat in the jump seat. Such a fucking annoying 2 hours. I ended up moving back up to row 8 as they prepared for landing, and immigration took about 30 seconds as I was the first gringo in line.

- Traffic sucked around 7 p to Envigado, as predicted.


*No PCR Required / No Check Mig / No Proof of Outbound Flight* (This is not to say you shouldn't do Check Mig or have an outbound flight, just that I wasn't asked for either).


My small 1-bedroom is decent, brand new remodel, really nice location, and I like the local vibe. Pinky tried to take the 11p bus to go see her family, but it was full. So she had to Uber back and forth, then take the 930a. I'm looking forward to meeting up with some new chicas, and maybe a couple repeats, but today is strictly for getting wasted. It's kind of weird seeing all the masks, after being in Mexico, but no one was giving me dagger-eyes when I was walking around town with mine in my hand. If you haven't stayed in Envigado, I would recommend giving it a chance. Especially, if you're considering moving to Medellin and don't know where you want to live.


Cheers.