FKK Harmony

[The Cane]

For my second night in Hamburg, I decided to head out to FKK Harmony. It's a bit of a haul to get out there from the city center, but no way could I come to Hamburg and not pay a visit to what may be the best club in the region. I arrived around 5 pm on a Wednesday and was met with a stiff 80 euros admission fee. Yes high, but that included free beer which most clubs don't offer, plus food as well. I got changed and headed straight for the dinner buffet since I had not eaten much earlier in the day. It was your typical roast chicken, rice, veggies, etc. There were also a couple of other dishes, but I couldn't tell what they were.

Having eaten, it was time to check out the club! It was as I remembered it, with a kind of quirky layout. One of the best things about this club is that it's out in the countryside in an almost bucolic kind of atmosphere. When it's warm the outside grounds are very nice and relaxing. I eventually made my way to the bar and got some water to start, then sat in the little enclosed area directly across from the bar. It didn't take me long to spot a girl I liked. She was splayed out on one of the couches and seemed kind of distant at first, but we eventually made eye contact. I asked the girl where she was from, and when she responded "Russia" it was game on!

The girl asked me if she could sit with me, and of course I said yes. She introduced herself as "Emily" from St. Petersburg, Russia. I love Russian girls as I have found them to be good in bed. I was extremely attracted to Emily with her dark hair, blue eyes, pretty smile, and big but well proportioned arsch. Emily told me that she was originally from Russia but had been living in Germany for many years with her mom. She said she had worked as a high class escort for a while with rich men from the Middle East flying her off to places like Dubai and New York City. I liked Emily. She said she had just turned 30. My dick was getting hard!

The conversation turned to going to the zimmer, and I stated clearly what I wanted. Pretty much the same things I asked of the girl the night before at Babylon Hamburg: one hour with massage, BBBJ, CIM, straight sex, and anal sex. Emily said yes to everything except for anal (said it hurt her too much), and her shocking price was a "mere" 200 euros (to include kissing, balls licking, and eating her out)! I remained cool, calm, and collected. But damn a less attractive girl just the night before asked for 400 euros, with kissing plus balls licking and cunnilingus being extras! WTF! This drives home what I have been saying men. Stand your ground and stay true to the course if a greedy tute is pricing herself out of the market. Don't be desperate! Find a better and fairer deal, either with another girl at the same club or at a different club. Don't give in to price gouging! Just walk away.

So there I was just one night later talking to a prettier girl per my standards whose starting price was half that of the last girl I spoke to at another Hamburg club, and less than the hottest girl I fucked so far Scarlett at Sharks by 50 euros. I confirmed with Emily that I had heard her right (I had), and we were off to the room! And she delivered too! Emily started things out right with a little strip tease to some music she was playing. Then onto the bed and on top of me in 69 sucking my dick and licking my nuts! I sucked on her pussy lips, kissed her big, white, Russian ass, and munched out her "brownie" (butt hole). We stayed in 69 for some time (she seemed to be really enjoying it literally drooling all over my boner and pushing and grinding her puss and ass back into my face).

After we both got our fill of 69, I requested that we start fucking! Emily slipped on one of my preferred condoms and mounted me reverse cowgirl-style and started to pick her big Ruskie ass up and slam it down! She soon got up into a squat so that she could really go to work. I grabbed Emily by her hips and began to slam her violently up and down on my cock "whack, whack, whack, whack, whack"! And that's when the Ruskie in her started to come out with a (in Russian), "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh yes"! Emily's head was thrown back, and her eyes closed with pleasure. She had her right hand on my right leg for balance with her left arm held straight up in the air with fingers in an open palm, like she was calling on the Lord or something I don't know hahahahaha!

The whole scene. The ferocity of the fucking. Emily's repeated cries of "yes" and mumbling some other shit in Russian I didn't understand (I told her to talk dirty in Russian), head thrown back and eyes closed, her outstretched arm raised and open hand clutching for the ceiling seemingly calling upon Jesus. It was all too much, and after several minutes I "nutted" in one of the super thin condoms I provided! We took a break to get a second wind, but it wasn't long before Emily started to give me a nice full body rub down. She was good too, and I enjoyed her working me from head toe. In time Emily asked, "You can cum twice right"? I said yes, but in reality didn't know if I could or not. But it didn't matter because I knew I could fuck again! I knew that much!

Emily sucked my dick again (lots of spit how I like) and tended to my nuts to get me hard, then slipped on one of my super thin condoms where you're feeling everything! Then onto her back for some missionary. I slammed it to her good and hard too while enjoying her responding to me, "Yes, I like that dick"! Then we went into doggy where I slammed lewdly up against Emily's shapely butt cheeks before we were back into cowgirl like at the start. I tried to cum again but could not. We just kept fucking until we were both fucked out LOL! Emily climbed off and cuddled up beside me with a smile and a kiss. And man this girl was just dripping with perspiration! Emily had just put in work! Of the girls I had been with so far on this trip, she literally just put in the most work for the least amount of money (200 euros)! Hard proof that you don't get more just because you pay more. So much of this hobby can be a roll of the dice.

I told Emily that I would have been able to cum again if only I could have fucked that "popeka" (butt hole) of hers. As we laid there, just thought of having munched on her forbidden "brownie" and the idea of cornholing that attractive Ruskie girl was starting to stiffen my dick up just one more time! But alas, I knew it was not to happen. I got showered up and enjoyed a couple of beers and waited to see if I fancied anybody else at Harmony on a slow Wednesday night. Other girls tried to entice me but failed. So after only about 3+ hours at the club, and with my faith in humanity restored (or at least in the German FKK scene anyway), I decided to quit while I was ahead and head back to my hotel room in central Hamburg.

[HardOnMonday]

Hooked up with my old favorite Diana on a Friday night. Diana is full of energy and appreciative of my DATY work. Following a long start of DATY warm up Diana gave me the best blowjob I have had in many years. Lots of deep throat action and super wet. I climaxed like a volcano! Diana is petite and friendly. Treat her well; she is a treasure!

[HardOnMonday]

Visited Harmony Sauna club after a long absence due to the pandemic. The place was packed! Had a hard time finding a parking place. The place was ripping with a super party atmosphere. In the bar a curvy long black haired girl was doing a champagne dance pouring the bubbly all over her body and rubbing her wet tits. When the big bottle was empty she started fucking herself with it. The guys were going wild. It was hard to even find a place to stand. I hooked up with Roberta who is a dark haired Romanian with "girl. Next door" looks. Roberta's English was OK. Her offer was 200 for an hour upstairs. Seems like the typical rate if you want any sex without everything covered. Started Roberta with some intense DATY which continued until she came hard squeezing my head with her legs. Then we switched and gave an energetic bareback BJ. Made it clear at the start that no finishing in the mouth was allowed. Wish I had asked about that in the negotiations. She sucked me well but switched to hand work when I started getting close to my finish. It was still a good rush and I blew a huge load all over. Roberta would have had a big mouthful of scum! This activity used up about 45 minutes of my time so we just hung out for a few minutes and talked about life. Nice experience but will not repeat. Thought about going for round 2 but I needed some shut eye after a long day. This club is clean with decent food and a wide selection of girls on a busy night. The club will be closed from Dec 24th until Jan 4th or 5th to let the girls go home for the holidays.

[Tintin1]

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There is a very decent quite detailed (names descriptions etc) review of a recent visit on the German board. Surprised me.

Just the messenger.

[Pharisaer]

Can you confirm that on Fridays the girls are naked at harmony?

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[Nikolaj72]

This is sad but summer vacations have hit all the FKKs hard this year. Many less attractive girls in every forum post in July.

I was just there in May and had no trouble finding girls for 100.150 for CIM. I've had girls say things like for one time, more if you want to go twice but as I'm old. Once is enough in any session (have to save something for the second girl).

Can you confirm that on Fridays the girls are naked at harmony?

[Tintin1]

Atmos has even less girls than Harmony for the time being. Moreover, many girls start their negotiations wirh 130 for 30 minutes. I cannot recommend any sauna club in or near Hamburg for the time being.

This is sad but summer vacations have hit all the FKKs hard this year. Many less attractive girls in every forum post in July.

I was just there in May and had no trouble finding girls for 100.150 for CIM. I've had girls say things like for one time, more if you want to go twice but as I'm old. Once is enough in any session (have to save something for the second girl).

[Hoss C]

I go where work takes me. Atmos is def on my radar, probably next week since I'll be back near Hamburg.

Atmos has even less girls than Harmony for the time being. Moreover, many girls start their negotiations wirh 130€ for 30 minutes. I cannot recommend any sauna club in or near Hamburg for the time being.

[AzureDrake]

This is a pleasant and a gentle intro into FKK life BUT the real challenge is that 99% of the males are regulars. So it's hard to hide in the weeds. Girls know whether it will be a good or bad night pretty quickly. So you were 'fresh meat'. Could be good or could be bad. Anyway. If you're still around try the other FKK Atmos and then move on down the road toward Frankfurt. Lots of stops along the way.

Thanks for the report! Good luck.

I go where work takes me. Atmos is def on my radar, probably next week since I'll be back near Hamburg.

[Tintin1]

Visited Harmony some weeks ago.

Super nice place, though little to the side from Hamburg. Sunday was BBQ day and the food was decent. There were 12 adds on their page and the number roughly matched the amount of girls. No pics on site, but a vague description. At least you get an idea how many are around.

Had a look around, some girls approached, others didn't. As it was my first FKK visit was bit nervous, but did manage to find one that I had some chemistry with. Not the prettiest, but chemistry goes a long way. Basic price is 70 for 30 minutes. We had a chat and in hindsight she upsold me on the services. Didn't mind too much as she was a fun gal.

This is a pleasant and a gentle intro into FKK life BUT the real challenge is that 99% of the males are regulars. So it's hard to hide in the weeds. Girls know whether it will be a good or bad night pretty quickly. So you were 'fresh meat'. Could be good or could be bad. Anyway. If you're still around try the other FKK Atmos and then move on down the road toward Frankfurt. Lots of stops along the way.

Thanks for the report! Good luck.

[AzureDrake]

Visited Harmony some weeks ago.

Super nice place, though little to the side from Hamburg. Sunday was BBQ day and the food was decent. There were 12 adds on their page and the number roughly matched the amount of girls. No pics on site, but a vague description. At least you get an idea how many are around.

Had a look around, some girls approached, others didn't. As it was my first FKK visit was bit nervous, but did manage to find one that I had some chemistry with. Not the prettiest, but chemistry goes a long way. Basic price is 70 for 30 minutes. We had a chat and in hindsight she upsold me on the services. Didn't mind too much as she was a fun gal.

[Sirioja]

No more true GFE Nicole. Ro Sigourney Weaver?

I loved the river.

[Tintin1]

So last night Atmos closer to central Hamburg. Tonight Harmony in a small town 30 minutes south of the city. The outer 'burbs' Really this should be labled "near Hamburg" It is in Seevetal (even the club's website says "near" Hamburg).

First pluses: the place is cute. Super clean and in the middle of a tiny quiet village. Lots of horses and scenic houses. Very friendly staff and the bartender a sweet older woman. A special building holds the sauna steam bath and spa. The outside is a huge grass lawn with chairs to relax. The building sits on a beautiful river filled with fish. I'm already thinking I'd like to be fishing with a cold beer. Not the best 'first thoughts' when you're in a working girl house.

The minus. Just 7-8 women and 6-7 men. The price is exactly the same at Atmos. 100 for sex and BBBJ. 50 more to CIM and for reference, two attractive women both said yes to anal. According to the lady I took upstairs, I was the only man present who they didn't know. Most of the visitors are regulars So while Monday is never busy I saw only 2 or 3 couples go upstairs. I had planned to pick Amanda. A self proclaimed Spaniard that I believe was Romanian. A few extra pounds and large pendulous breasts but very friendly with a sympathetic manner. By the time I felt the urge I noticed her soft ass rocking from side to side heading up the stairs with some guy. Anatolia was my second choice and technically cuter thinner and more fit. Long brown hair. Romanian and a friend of the Amanda and fellow Romanian speaker! Talked options and ended up with the 150 CIMM and believe me her lips and tongue should be bottled as witchcraft. Deep throat. Great eye contact and happy to kiss. Can't say the entire sex activity lasted longer than 30 minutes but we were def in the room an hour. I brought the conversation to an end so I could get to the buffet. As with my fish comment above, not the reason you want to go to a FKK except maybe in Mainhattan in Frankfurt.

Also happy to contribute to a forum that's been dead almost a year?

[Nooma]

In short

A decent day club. If you intend to spend an entire day at a saunaclub in the Hamburg area, then this your best option.

Facilities

The club has modern interior, is well maintained and clean. There is a lot of lounge space for rainy days, and a nice big garden for sunny days. The porn cinema is one of the best I've seen.

There is a river running past the restaurant. It's nice to watch the river run by while eating.

The club has neither a jacuzzi or a pool, but steam sauna, sauna and massage is available.

Staff

Very friendly staff. The woman in the reception and the chef had good English skills, the bartenders did not speak English at all.

Food

Because of Corona, there was no buffet. The chef served food on demand, from behind a counter. Some of the meat was so though and chewy that it was inedible. Other than that, the food was OK.

Girls

Most girls arrived at opening time. There were about 15-20 girls.

Average lineup. Some girls were skinny, some not.

The girls were friendly and not pushy. I did not experience any upsell in the room.

My best room was with a girl that looked a bit like Denice Richards. Average sex skills, but very pleasant personality and congenial in the room. I think her name was Antonia, but I'm not sure.

Prices

The entry is 60 euro.

The base price seemed to be 80 euro per half hour and 120 euro per hour. Base price included covered BJ, sex in multiple positions and touching.

I was offered 200 euro for 1-hour full service. I did not ask if that included anal.

Regular extras at 20 euros. Did not ask for price on anal sex.

Covid Infection prevention

You must show a negative corona test upon entry.

It is possible to register your contact details for contact tracing.

Mask was worn only in the reception area, but easy to keep 2-meter distance (Was a Monday).

No hand sanitizer available.

Travel

You can reach the club by car or public transportation.

If you use public transportation from Hamburg, you must change trains / buses 2-3 times, then walk for 15 minutes. I recommend you use the HVV mobile app for planning and paying for your trip.

There is a nice hotel across the street from the club.

[Rocky V]

Harmony will re-open again on the 25 June. The avalanche of re-openings seems to continue smoothly. Fingers crossed for the Big 5 soon.