Medellin Reports

[Elvis 2008]

Perhaps the main, bummer symptom of aging, has been a noticeable decline in the intensity of orgasm and, especially, the amount of come, if any ("poca leche", in the parlance of Latinas). When with a hot chick who's gotten me highly aroused during foreplay, I sometimes feel that, if I wished to let go, I could climax early in the session, either while she's giving BBBJ or when we first start fucking. However, if (as I almost always do) I hold off for more than five to ten minutes, then many times I couldn't climax inside her even if I would want to, and instead need to finish with BBBJ / CIM or a good, lubed-up HJ. (Still, what's not to like?) On a few occasions, even that hasn't gotten me over the finish line, and I have had to jerk myself off while having my partner show me some pink and masturbate herself (for me a real turn-on).

I love the honesty in the post. Every once in a while, you read something on line that you swear is not going to work, but it does. Anyway, a guy on line was saying that celery and fresh veggies gave him mucho leche, much cum. He posted that he juiced celery on his own, but I am a lazy fuck in the kitchen, found Celery juice on Amazon, and tried it. It worked. The volume of cum like tripled. So I bought a few cases. My mother was over one time and remarked on the quantities of celery juice I had and asked why I had it, and I said, "Uh, I like the taste, mom. ".

I had done my fair share of pounding in Mexico and was poca leche too but had no celery juice at hand. I bought some Clamato and V8 to see if it worked the same, and it did and was cheaper to boot. Everyone I have told has had similar results. The irony is that some have made improvements. Celery juice on ice was my first improvement. Then someone got the V8, low sodium for health purposes donchaknow, and mixed it with Diet Sprite. Again, this makes the V8 go from vomit inducing to tolerable.

The irony is that I could not find V8 or Clamato in Colombia even at the big grocery stores. I had to call room service one time and asked if they could do a veggie juice or jugo verde, and they did. I think it was $5 a glass but I was desperate; I had an all nighter, and it was worth it.

Maybe if someone on here could get a stable supplier of veggie juice it would be helpful. I do not know why it is so damned hard to find in Colombia.

[Osteoknot]

I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man.

There are two kinds of younger adult girls, those who like older men (daddy issues) and those who don't. In the states, early in the first conversation with a younger girl I will ask her what her relationship was like with her parents, emphasizing the paternal side. When she starts talking about a dysfunctional, broken home with an absent father, I know I am half-way home before I even get started, jajaja. Not pretty, but true. If I've had a few drinks first I will sometimes cut the chase and open with, "Are there any unresolved daddy issues I can help you with?" Jajaja. That is also one of the side effects of dating and mongering in Medellin. I don't like to waste any time on the formalities.

In Colombia, it's easy enough to find girls with a genuine affection for someone old enough to be their father or older, and pass on the others. Or not worry about it. But if I don't get the vibe or a signal that she's into me, then I quickly move on.

Silky sent me the foto of her in the bikini yesterday, she probably sent it out to a 100 Gringos. She is looking great. Her bathing suit top is too small and upside down, but I am not complaining. I love fucking this chica. The rest of the fotos are repeats I took from earlier this year. She will be one of the first five girls I fuck when I arrive. Super clean with a pudding pussy, soft and silky inside and out. And a sweet, soft personality to match.

[RiceRocket99]

Taxation without representation! This post mainly applies to people who have or planning to have local Colombian bank accounts (Bancolombia, BBVA, Davivienda, etc) or those thinking of buying property here or perform any local bank transactions. Basically, there's this tax they call 4 x1000, which is essentially 0. 4%. It's a government tax and they take 0. 4% on many types of bank transactions done with local bank accounts, including withdrawing money from an ATM. They take 4 pesos for every 1,000 pesos. You can be exempt from this when you open an account, just make sure to ask for it. Only one account can be exempt, trust me the fees add up. Also, I didn't realize my $80 k USD transfer from my Alianza account to the seller's Bancolombia account was subject to this fucking tax! So I had to pay little over 1 million pesos (about $320 USD). There's also a way to avoid this, but I found out too late. It's not as much about the money as it is the principle. Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.

[Surfer500]

are they still required online immigration form?

Yes. Still required even to exit.

[Turgid]

I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man and then some (just celebrated the big 80)....

I want to be like you when I grow up.

[Just Incognito]

I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man and then some (just celebrated the big 80) in the expectation that any other mongers out there in my advanced age cohort may enjoy comparing experiences, and that this account may also prove of some interest to those of you relatively younger honchos who may be wondering how long you'll be able to keep it up (literally and figuratively). I'll be following this post up with another two that chronicle my experiences in Medellin in happy pursuit of the Pussy Paisa. (Perhaps this first post might better belong in a more general I. S. G. Thread, put I'm uploading it here because Medellin for now remains my monger destination of choice: I've just concluded a third, annual visit, and, for the most part, I limit my own I. S. G. Perusals to this Medellin thread.)..

I appreciate your candor and telling us about these experiences. I hope to be fucking hotties when I am 80! Heck, I hope to just make it to 80! Hell, I'd be happy with 60 at this point LOL.

May us all have threesomes until well into our 90's!

[JjBee62]

Are they still required online Immigration Form?

Yes, although Delta in Atlanta was the only one who asked about it.

There have been some changes to the form. You can now fill it out up to 48 hours before. It also asks if you're vaccinated, along with several other questions. Still is pretty quick and easy to do.

[Surfer500]

No doubt some working girls welcome ancient guys like me as clients, expecting an easy pay-day for a minimal pounding. In this I like to think that any such providers who've frolicked with me have returned home disappointed.I hope that on balance this candid chronicle encourages, more than it may bum out, you younger studs as you contemplate the decades aheadand some inevitable decline in libido.

I don't think any thing you have written will bum anyone out. There's a lot of younger whipper snappers on this board whom which you refer to as younger studs that don't nearly have the sex drive you do at half of your age, and some whom think that sex ends after 60. I have a friend of mine here in Medellin who is 75 and has reported some of what you described as you age, and he is in El Centro frequently, and has no problem getting young women to service him. And sounds like you are still administering poundings albeit you may not think so. Continue with the chronicles!

[MarquisdeSade1]

I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man and then some (just celebrated the big 80) in the expectation that any other mongers out there in my advanced age cohort may enjoy comparing experiences, and that this account may also prove of some interest to those of you relatively younger honchos who may be wondering how long you'll be able to keep it up (literally and figuratively). I'll be following this post up with another two that chronicle my experiences in Medellin in happy pursuit of the Pussy Paisa. (Perhaps this first post might better belong in a more general I. S. G. Thread, put I'm uploading it here because Medellin for now remains my monger destination of choice: I've just concluded a third, annual visit, and, for the most part, I limit my own I. S. G. Perusals to this Medellin thread.).

By way of preface, I'm someone fortunate to still be in relatively good physical / mental shape for an octogenarian: (no daily medications; regular exercisemountain hiking, singles tennis; still working a bit part-time). In respect to my sex life: On getting divorced about 15 plus years ago after a three-decade plus (and faithful on my part; perhaps on hers) marriage to a much younger woman, I soon came to the realization that, on the one hand, I couldn't get turned on by the prospect of sex with a woman of "appropriate age" (I. E. Someone likely to consider me as either mating or hook-up material) and, on the other hand, was unlikely to score with any hot, younger chick (given that I wasn't mega-rich and / or a gray-at-the-temples, Cary Grant look alike). On accepting this reality, I took up our monger hobby in my sixties, and, soon after discovering the rich resources of ISG and The Erotic Review, was happily off and humping.

So, to cut to the chase, the answers to three questions you might have if we met for drinks: at my age, "How often?" and "For how long at one go"? And does my advanced age pose a problem in finding hot chicas to share my bed, even if on a P4P basis?

First, the "How often?" query: When in countries where the price of P4 P is not a constraint (e. G. Africa or Latin America; I haven't been in the Far East since my youth), I'll usually have paid sex two to three times a week. I imagine that, if I wished, I could indulge more frequently. I say this with some confidence, since, when back in hometown USA (where I only spring for escorts once or twice a month), I will jerk-off to quality porn for several days in a row. And, on rare occasion (albeit, more just to see if I still can get it up and orgasm, rather than out of any strong urge to do so) will spank the monkey 2 or 3 times in one day, or late one night / early morning the next. As perhaps another confirmation that all the moving parts remain in good working order: more often than not, I still wake up sporting rock-hard, morning wood. That said, I feel more confident about being able to perform if I've had a day or two off between sessions, and am leery of hooking up two days in a row. And have long been a one pop / session guy.

Moving on to Question # 2: "How Long at One Go? Increasingly, I find that I have to be really turned on to be able to perform. I'm patient in screening chicas in advance, and, happily, over the years, have become quite adept at finding girls that meet my expectations in the sack. (More on this in my next post.).

I now almost always pop a blue pill (or the "weekender") in advance, but perhaps doing so is just a psychological crutch (much like the feather that Dumbo clutched in his trunk before taking flight), rather than a necessity for getting it on. Hard to say, since I haven't indulged in sex for some time now without first priming the pump with a generic Viagra or Cialis.

Assuming a hot-looking partner and good sensual chemistry, I have no problem getting a solid boner and spending somewhere from 45 minutes to an hour and a half in the sack: foreplay (making out, FIP, BBBJ, DATY), banging away for say half that time, and most often finishing off with HJ or CIM. That said, except for sessions with the hottest providers, I'll often find myself going limp once or twice during the proceedings, and in need of some restorative head or HJ attention before continuing on. Most often, this may happen if I'm giving more than 10 or so minutes of DATY (especially if the lady's not particularly vocal and responsive) and / or during sex with a condom. (Condoms are increasingly my main bug-a-boo). The times that I have risked going bareback (or had a partner pre-tested for STDs) I generally have had no trouble keeping erect and pounding away, non-stop, for as long as 30 minutes.

Perhaps the main, bummer symptom of aging, has been a noticeable decline in the intensity of orgasm and, especially, the amount of come, if any ("poca leche", in the parlance of Latinas). When with a hot chick who's gotten me highly aroused during foreplay, I sometimes feel that, if I wished to let go, I could climax early in the session, either while she's giving BBBJ or when we first start fucking. However, if (as I almost always do) I hold off for more than five to ten minutes, then many times I couldn't climax inside her even if I would want to, and instead need to finish with BBBJ / CIM or a good, lubed-up HJ. (Still, what's not to like?) On a few occasions, even that hasn't gotten me over the finish line, and I have had to jerk myself off while having my partner show me some pink and masturbate herself (for me a real turn-on).

One final question / answer. Have I been turned down by working girls based on my age? Never overtly, but a few times girls at Gustos or strip clubs have been disinterested when approached, and no doubt in some instances this has been due to my obvious age (even if I flatter myself on looking a youthful 69 instead of 80 and counting). But this is the exception--and I certainly can't blame those ladies who do reject me. It still seems miraculous that a hot, 20-year old (with plenty of other clients) can willingly get into sex with a geezer of my ageand, even more of a miracle, that she can then convincingly seem to enjoy itjuices flowing freely and believable big-Os (though, as Jerry Seinfeld learned from Elaine, whoever knows for sure). Viva Colombia and the amorous Paisas!

When asked my age up front, I usually just evade the question. However, once we've had a good romp in the sack, I'll fess up to my actual age if asked. At that point in a relationship, this candor about my age hasn't seemed to turn anyone off. Perhaps one reason I've avoided on-line (Facebook, SA, SB, Tinder) hookups (other than the time-consuming hassle and my preference for in-person, test drives), is the suspicion that listing my real age would discourage many (perhaps most any) responses, but, at the same time, my not wanting to lie about my age. No doubt some working girls welcome ancient guys like me as clients, expecting an easy pay-day for a minimal pounding. In this I like to think that any such providers who've frolicked with me have returned home disappointed.

I hope that on balance this candid chronicle encourages, more than it may bum out, you younger studs as you contemplate the decades aheadand some inevitable decline in libido.

Thanks you so much.

I hope this can go into the reports of distinction thread #1 post of 2021.

Post-script.

If you want to try some intense sex that will give incredibly intense orgasms.

Find a hot 18-20 yo that wants to learn bareback anal sex, its incredible, I've never met chicas that love anal sex more than Colombianas (best orgasms I've ever experienced, Ill be 54 soon).

Sorry Mexicanas you've been demoted to #2.

Again thank you so much!

[RacShack]

LOL some people like to live on the edge

Please do tell this adventure " some people "live by, most people would of learned from the first time, would really like to here about his 3 times bad luck, it would help many board members out by knowing not what to do!, is he at the moment working on his 4th time?

[Cursnoop]

Does she still play? Puta?

Assuming all her friends are available too?

https://instagram.com/paz___paz

Paz_paz.

https://instagram.com/mavel03

Mavel03.

Who else has been around?

If not into her so do not know her current relationship status but if she ain't got a gringo / foreign boyfriend she is available.

[Kafka]

LOL some people like to live on the edge

3 times? Very hard to believe unless maybe Ray Charles touring through Colombia? Please tell his situation each of the three times, it sound be interesting at the least, or is it like when a girl says she only fucked once this month? IE; 1 = 6 kind of math! Please do tell, and I'm not making light of people getting drugged at all, but something not adding up.

[Mojo Bandit]

Only took about 5 minutes to get through and then 15 minutes waiting for baggage. Head back to the airport in the morning to pick up a car.

Are they still required online Immigration Form?

[The Tall Man]

I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man and then some (just celebrated the big 80) in the expectation that any other mongers out there in my advanced age cohort may enjoy comparing experiences, and that this account may also prove of some interest to those of you relatively younger honchos who may be wondering how long you'll be able to keep it up (literally and figuratively). I'll be following this post up with another two that chronicle my experiences in Medellin in happy pursuit of the Pussy Paisa. (Perhaps this first post might better belong in a more general I. S. G. Thread, put I'm uploading it here because Medellin for now remains my monger destination of choice: I've just concluded a third, annual visit, and, for the most part, I limit my own I. S. G. Perusals to this Medellin thread.).


When asked my age up front, I usually just evade the question. However, once we've had a good romp in the sack, I'll fess up to my actual age if asked..

With upmost respect thank you for sharing with us, myself, a peep of what the next 17 plus years has in store for myself and this body of mine.

I too am trying to eat right and exercise and watch my weight and sleep good as I get it what age does to our bodies.

Heck if I ever realized when I was in my 20's or 30's or 40's or 50's that life and circumstances would place me where I am now, single and living for 4 years in Medellin, well I would have taken even better care of my body sooner, but it is never too late.

Again thanks for the insights and godspeed to you!

The Tall Man.

[MiamiSammy]

I keep asking the girls I meet if they have cars or drivers license. Nada. And I wanted to do what you are doing. Drive in Colombia, sight see, actually a similar route. (there are also girls to see en-route!) I do this in Mexico, no problems. Only been to Colombia 2 times so far. Arrive next Thursday in Bogota. Medellin 7-10 days later. But flexible. Driving makes a lot of sense to me. Of course I'm crazy. Getting out of Bogota traffic is the only concern. You only live once. Anyone want to risk it?

I flew from Santa Marta to Pereira, then rented a car t drive to Salento. It wasn't bad at all, but I wouldn't want to drive in Medellin or Bogota. If you've got the money or the game I think there'd be plenty of girls who would love a weeklong gig like that.