Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.

Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.

We are not Like-Minded. Viva la difference.

[Surfer500]

The orgasms are incredibly intense, to drill a super tight ass. (I'm pretty sure my size is above average) is a dick pics thread in the future?

The key is lube, not too much or its too wet and no better than a wet pussy.

Not to little or there is too much friction.

I use baby oil gel, and put an amount the size of a pea on the tip of my cock.

And put the same amount on her finger, and let her put it inside.

Surf why would I jest about anal sex on a sex forum? Are you concerned about HIV?

Get Truvada.

Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!

HIV is a bogeyman that doesn't scare me anymore.

I'm more concerned the Chinese virus will kill me.

Magic Johnson announced he had HIV in 1991..

No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.

[TheNakedIndian]

I saw that Colombia no longer requires a negative PCR test on arrival but I believe the US still does for re-entry.

Do hotels or the mansion offer PCR tests like Mexico did? I emailed the mansion but haven't heard back yet. Thought I'd ask here since things in Colombia and over the states seem to be opening back up.

[BlackThought]

I don't even have residency in Colombia, not planning on moving or living there till a few years down the road. I'm just planning ahead with the apt purchase, way ahead haha, maybe it's a good idea, maybe a dumb one. I'll find out soon enough. Being 40, maybe I'm going through a midlife crisis, who knows. I'm Chinese, born in Panama, and raised in California. I can speak 3 languages not because I'm entitled or privileged. It's because my dad left China in a boat as a teenager 60 yrs ago for better opportunities in Panama without speaking a lick of Spanish, and then immigrated to California for even better opportunities without speaking a lick of English, and he worked hard and assimilated to 2 completely different cultures and languages that weren't his own. So I think I know a thing or 2 about being in a foreign land and respecting their rule of law. Anyways, I'm not a good speech writer, but I'll try my best. Cheers to you and MiamiSammy! Be happy and stay safe!

I'm sure many members appreciate what you shared regarding taxes, I certainly do.

[Mahlerdota]

https://youtu.be/G-XYkcikM6I?t=274

Does anybody know if the guy at this video is referring to the mansion we all know (Hotel M)? If so, I did not know you could ask for a Rodizio of chicas at this place.

Also, do you know if it is currently open to the public?

Thanks!

[Nounce]

What do you mean they way you read it? The man even said that in the post. Not his fault people do not read the entire thing. But that is how it is when you try to help mfs out. They get mad and insist on paying more because they can. So let them pay the damn tax.

RR stated in the second sentence he was sharing information.

[Mr Enternational]

The way I read the post is for the purpose of sharing information.

What do you mean they way you read it? The man even said that in the post. Not his fault people do not read the entire thing. But that is how it is when you try to help mfs out. They get mad and insist on paying more because they can. So let them pay the damn tax.

Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.

[Nounce]

LOL.

The way I read the post is for the purpose of sharing information.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I guess your what they call a "backdoor man", reminds me of the Rolling Stones song from about 50 years ago.

So being the newbie I am with no back door expereince under my belt, is the rear door really better than the front door.

Is it tighter and wetter, or perhaps something else that I don't want to know about.

Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!

The orgasms are incredibly intense, to drill a super tight ass. (I'm pretty sure my size is above average) is a dick pics thread in the future?

The key is lube, not too much or its too wet and no better than a wet pussy.

Not to little or there is too much friction.

I use baby oil gel, and put an amount the size of a pea on the tip of my cock.

And put the same amount on her finger, and let her put it inside.

Surf why would I jest about anal sex on a sex forum? Are you concerned about HIV?

Get Truvada.

Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!

HIV is a bogeyman that doesn't scare me anymore.

I'm more concerned the Chinese virus will kill me.

Magic Johnson announced he had HIV in 1991.

That was 3 decades ago bro, I remember sitting in my office hearing it on the radio.

30 fucking years ago, please don't tell me you're still afraid of it.

The infamous Dr Fauci had a lot to do with the HIV hysteria of the 80's and 90's as well.

[Mojo Bandit]

This is the second of three posts. See "The Sex Life of a Geezer" (posted yesterday) in which I shared how at least one 80-year old is faring in the sack...

With all of the above by way of an (overlong?) prologue, my third post, to follow (tomorrow? Will provide my personal take on the main mongering venues in town: the Mansion, Gustos, the strip clubs, the casas, and two major streetwalker locations Parque Lleras and El Centro.

Thank you for taking the time to write out these reports, I don't know if you already dismissed the ideal of buying a membership but I was going to send you a PM and noticed that you do not have mailbox.

[RiceRocket99]

I don't even have residency in Colombia, not planning on moving or living there till a few years down the road. I'm just planning ahead with the apt purchase, way ahead haha, maybe it's a good idea, maybe a dumb one. I'll find out soon enough. Being 40, maybe I'm going through a midlife crisis, who knows. I'm Chinese, born in Panama, and raised in California. I can speak 3 languages not because I'm entitled or privileged. It's because my dad left China in a boat as a teenager 60 yrs ago for better opportunities in Panama without speaking a lick of Spanish, and then immigrated to California for even better opportunities without speaking a lick of English, and he worked hard and assimilated to 2 completely different cultures and languages that weren't his own. So I think I know a thing or 2 about being in a foreign land and respecting their rule of law. Anyways, I'm not a good speech writer, but I'll try my best. Cheers to you and MiamiSammy! Be happy and stay safe!

PS: Just to contribute, I think SA is a good investment and youve already started mining on there. I used it last year for Mexico and Colombia simultaneously when I went to both places. Lots of cuties and hotties were eager to hang out and have fun. In cases when I knew I wanted sex, Ill ask upfront about pricing and services. In other cases where I just wanted to chill and see how things would progress, I wouldnt mention anything about gifts or pricing and just go with the flow. Sometimes its worked wonders, other times disappointments. To each his own.

Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.

Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.

[Mike6911]

Taxation without representation! This post mainly applies to people who have or planning to have local Colombian bank accounts (Bancolombia, BBVA, Davivienda, etc) or those thinking of buying property here or perform any local bank transactions. Basically, there's this tax they call 4 x1000, which is essentially 0. 4%. It's a government tax and they take 0. 4% on many types of bank transactions done with local bank accounts, including withdrawing money from an ATM. They take 4 pesos for every 1,000 pesos. You can be exempt from this when you open an account, just make sure to ask for it. Only one account can be exempt, trust me the fees add up. Also, I didn't realize my $80 k USD transfer from my Alianza account to the seller's Bancolombia account was subject to this fucking tax! So I had to pay little over 1 million pesos (about $320 USD). There's also a way to avoid this, but I found out too late. It's not as much about the money as it is the principle. Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.

I don't remember the exact figure, but you can have one account exempt, but only up to about 12 million a month. Anything over that is subject to the tax.

[MaddTraveler]

Welcome to the world outside the United States. You're a guest in a foreign country with only the rights the Colombian government sees fit to provide to you. Taxation without representation? Are you braindead? You have no right to any representation whatsoever in a foreign nation. Your Miranda rights are not valid. Most of all the rights afforded you by the Constitution of the United States do not protect you. Those protections end at water's edge.

If you don't want to accept and / or abide by Colombian law, go home, you privileged twit.

Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.

Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.

[RiceRocket99]

Bro, the first line about taxation without representation was a damn joke. I might have to put some sarcastic asterisks before I post, I guess. Calm your Miami ass down. Tell the rest of the Colombians if they want to accept and abide by Colombian law or tell them to leave their own country if they don't want to. Anyways, like I said the post wasn't meant for people like you. And yes, I have yellow privilege, and yes, it's a joke as well.

Welcome to the world outside the United States. You're a guest in a foreign country with only the rights the Colombian government sees fit to provide to you. Taxation without representation? Are you braindead? You have no right to any representation whatsoever in a foreign nation. Your Miranda rights are not valid. Most of all the rights afforded you by the Constitution of the United States do not protect you. Those protections end at water's edge.

If you don't want to accept and / or abide by Colombian law, go home, you privileged twit.

[MiamiSammy]

Taxation without representation! This post mainly applies to people who have or planning to have local Colombian bank accounts (Bancolombia, BBVA, Davivienda, etc) or those thinking of buying property here or perform any local bank transactions. Basically, there's this tax they call 4 x1000, which is essentially 0. 4%. It's a government tax and they take 0. 4% on many types of bank transactions done with local bank accounts, including withdrawing money from an ATM. They take 4 pesos for every 1,000 pesos. You can be exempt from this when you open an account, just make sure to ask for it. Only one account can be exempt, trust me the fees add up. Also, I didn't realize my $80 k USD transfer from my Alianza account to the seller's Bancolombia account was subject to this fucking tax! So I had to pay little over 1 million pesos (about $320 USD). There's also a way to avoid this, but I found out too late. It's not as much about the money as it is the principle. Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.

Welcome to the world outside the United States. You're a guest in a foreign country with only the rights the Colombian government sees fit to provide to you. Taxation without representation? Are you braindead? You have no right to any representation whatsoever in a foreign nation. Your Miranda rights are not valid. Most of all the rights afforded you by the Constitution of the United States do not protect you. Those protections end at water's edge.

If you don't want to accept and / or abide by Colombian law, go home, you privileged twit.