Medellin Reports

[Nil Admirari]

Thank you for taking the time to write out these reports, I don't know if you already dismissed the ideal of buying a membership but I was going to send you a PM and noticed that you do not have mailbox.

To Mojo Bandit, the positive feedback (from you and several others) to my two recent posts appreciated—and your patience in slogging through the lengthy disgorge of prose. One more installment to come. In response to your question I did have a membership subscription, but let it lapse as my idyll in Paisa land was coming to an end. I will renew at some point before long, for sure later in the year when preparing to return to Medellin next January for 3 months; perhaps sooner for a cameo visit. I do find negotiating the cryptocurrency payment process for a $25 purchase a bit of a hassle, but ISGs a service to humanity sans pareil.

[Surfer500]

I saw that "midget" in Botero one day, I'm guessing even the smallest cock on this forum ain't getting in that anus.

I saw her out there on Wednesday afternoon. My bet is that the anus on that tiny, teeny, little ass of hers, which is no larger than the size of a cantalope, is available for 100 K and maybe even a lot less.

Perhaps for the heck of it, next time you see her, ask her if she provides those services, but I suggest you tell her with a condom.

And if you truly do bareback anal, and she agrees to it with a condom, it will probably only be a slight upcharge to bareback her.

Anything goes in El Centro for a price, and if your looking to do bareback anal, this is where you should be looking as there are lots of candidates available, especially by the Veracruz Church.

[Osteoknot]

No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.

Other people's poop is good for you, healthy even. If you are healthy, have her lick it off your dick. There are a few common sense caveats such as the poop has to be coming from a healthy chute. That is one reason I have eaten ass of as many different girls on seven different continents as I can, to get the enhanced immunity from microflora across the entire planet. Did you know there are people right whose full time job is running around collecting healthy poop and delivering it to drug companies so they can make pills out of shit? There is a hilarious South Park episode on this where Tom Brady's shit is revered as the Holy Grail of Poop. Think I am kidding? Since a lot of guys here seem to be "educated" from University of Google, if you don't believe me (that would be your first mistake) then look up what is the first line treatment for recurrent Clostridium Difficile infections?" Answer: shit pills or fecal transplant. Someone here is going to look it up and say antibiotics are the answer and I will preempt your error by telling you two things, you looked up the treatment for primary and not recurrent infections, and Google is not up to date. Fuck the auto editor on this site! Turn it off.

"They" meaning the old white men in suits who decide these things have made other peoples shit the correct and most up-to-date answer. And I will not post a follow up or debate the issue here. There are a lot of smart and knowledgeable guys here, along with some real idiots, but when it comes to medical info such as generic drugs, vaccines, steroids, etc. It's more misinformation than accurate, and I don't desire to get down in the weeds and edumucate people on topics where there background is a three minute Internet search. Plus, I am retired (at an early age) and I am trying to forget.

Oh, my writing failed me on a recent post, all those fotos were of the same girl, Silky, which I think a reasonable person would have figured out but it wasn't clear. Ostee Out.

[Surfer500]

Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.

Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.

And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.

That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.

[MiamiSammy]

I don't even have residency in Colombia, not planning on moving or living there till a few years down the road. I'm just planning ahead with the apt purchase, way ahead haha, maybe it's a good idea, maybe a dumb one. I'll find out soon enough. Being 40, maybe I'm going through a midlife crisis, who knows. I'm Chinese, born in Panama, and raised in California. I can speak 3 languages not because I'm entitled or privileged. It's because my dad left China in a boat as a teenager 60 yrs ago for better opportunities in Panama without speaking a lick of Spanish, and then immigrated to California for even better opportunities without speaking a lick of English, and he worked hard and assimilated to 2 completely different cultures and languages that weren't his own. So I think I know a thing or 2 about being in a foreign land and respecting their rule of law. Anyways, I'm not a good speech writer, but I'll try my best. Cheers to you and MiamiSammy! Be happy and stay safe!

PS: Just to contribute, I think SA is a good investment and youve already started mining on there. I used it last year for Mexico and Colombia simultaneously when I went to both places. Lots of cuties and hotties were eager to hang out and have fun. In cases when I knew I wanted sex, Ill ask upfront about pricing and services. In other cases where I just wanted to chill and see how things would progress, I wouldnt mention anything about gifts or pricing and just go with the flow. Sometimes its worked wonders, other times disappointments. To each his own.

Thank you for the support, Rocket.

[MiamiSammy]

The orgasms are incredibly intense, to drill a super tight ass. (I'm pretty sure my size is above average) is a dick pics thread in the future?

The key is lube, not too much or its too wet and no better than a wet pussy.

Not to little or there is too much friction.

I use baby oil gel, and put an amount the size of a pea on the tip of my cock.

And put the same amount on her finger, and let her put it inside.

Surf why would I jest about anal sex on a sex forum? Are you concerned about HIV?

Get Truvada.

Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!

HIV is a bogeyman that doesn't scare me anymore.

I'm more concerned the Chinese virus will kill me.

Magic Johnson announced he had HIV in 1991.

That was 3 decades ago bro, I remember sitting in my office hearing it on the radio.

30 fucking years ago, please don't tell me you're still afraid of it.

The infamous Dr Fauci had a lot to do with the HIV hysteria of the 80's and 90's as well.

Spoken like a true imbecile. Ever priced how much that one pill a day HIV treatment is? You pretty much have to be Magic Johnson to afford it. Anyone that would dismiss AIDS deserves to get it.

[MiamiSammy]

Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.

Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.

Naw, if the last four years has taught me anything, it's that you can lead an idiot to wisdom but you can't make them think.

[MiamiSammy]

Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

I wouldn't drive a car in Medellin. No problem smaller towns, but there's just too many crazy motos in Medellin.

[MarquisdeSade1]

some poop on my johnson, well that concerns me.

No guts, no glory.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I concur, there is nothing better in life than fucking a girl bareback in the ass. Fucking amazing feeling.

Touche'.

1 caveat.

It must be very tight, no bueno if its not nice and tight.

[Shawn6430]

Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

What days next week? I'll be there Wednesday. Monday. I would love to get a beer and compare notes. I'll be at the mansion, because this is my first trip.

[Husker Dude]

I saw that Colombia no longer requires a negative PCR test on arrival but I believe the US still does for re-entry.

Do hotels or the mansion offer PCR tests like Mexico did? I emailed the mansion but haven't heard back yet. Thought I'd ask here since things in Colombia and over the states seem to be opening back up.

The Mansion has an arrangement with a lab where the nurse comes there and results that afternoon late. It was like 113 or 123 K can't remember which. They send results to Mansion & they print it out for you. That's how it was in March.

[JjBee62]

Made it to Envigado last night after driving from Bogota. It's a scenic and somewhat challenging drive.

Other than heading out to get money and breakfast this morning, and to visit a friend and have lunch this afternoon, I haven't accomplished much yet. Probably heading back out in a little while.

I discovered something with the ATMs this morning. Last time I used a Davivienda ATM it limited me to 400 k on my credit union card, while my bank card was limited to 2 million. However, today both allowed up to 2 million per withdrawal. That was at the Davivienda ATM at Santa Fe mall.

I'm enjoying driving, rather than using taxis. Traffic sucks and the motos are crazy, but it's not that difficult. However, you do have to be assertive and drive with a bit of bravado.

The apartment is great and awful. It's great because it's huge, quiet, has 3 bedrooms and 2 baths plus a 2 person jacuzzi with shower right off the balcony. No security, but I'm not worried about that. It's awful because it's on the fifth floor, with the jacuzzi and 2 bedrooms on the sixth floor, with no elevator. Fortunately, you can buzz open the front door from the apartment. It's located at the south end of Envigado and includes a parking spot in the garage.

[JjBee62]

Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Whether or not it's safe to drive depends on you. Thursday I drove from Bogota to Medellin. I don't recommend that drive for most people, although I mostly enjoyed it.

I've been driving around Medellin today and it's really not much different than driving in any city during rush hour. You do need to pay extra attention to the motos. Parking can also be a pain. As long as you pay attention to what you're doing, you should be good.

However, if driving stressed you out, probably better to stick with taxis.

Another option you might consider is renting a scooter or motorcycle. Medellin Sports Rentals (formerly Medellin Scooter Rentals) can help you out. Nice people.

[Paulie97]

I don't think anyone here is arguing with you and your desire to play Russian roulette with your dick.

Keep in mind that you are talking to a guy that doesn't monger, doesn't travel, and admitted that he's never been to Colombia. But he did find a place to play around posting, here in ISG and naturally on the most active thread on the site.