Medellin Reports

**Surfer500** · 06-19-21 18:42

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

Other people's poop is good for you, healthy even. If you are healthy, have her lick it off your dick. There are a few common sense caveats such as the poop has to be coming from a healthy chute. That is one reason I have eaten ass of as many different girls on seven different continents as I can, to get the enhanced immunity from microflora across the entire planet. Ostee Out.

Of course, a good example of this, and how what appears to be very un-healthy can actually be so healthy.

Case in point, a few years ago I was in Varnasi, India and went down to shore of the Ganges river to watch the morning spectacle of the Pilgrims bathing in the river.

Everyone stripped to their underwear and bathed and drank the water which was full of cow feces and burned ashes of bodies from the crematoriums along the bank of the river.

What I witnessed was the highlight of my trip to India which was the most disgusting and filthy Country I have ever visited, yet even with the highly unsanitary conditions as perceived by a Westerner, it actually is not unhealthy for them, albeit I stayed away from the water.

**Surfer500** · 06-19-21 18:20

Originally Posted by SlapShot10 [View Original Post]

Pinky invited over a repeat / friend and a girl she met on Tinder. We started around 830p. Steaks, wine, and then jacuzzi party. Unfortunately, the friend ended up having to leave for a family issue, but the rest of us enjoyed ourselves until maybe 3a. I had bought some bubble bath gel, a couple outfits for Pinky and her friend (prior to knowing the Tinder girl was also coming over), and a new vibrator. Not in the mood to romanticize the evening, but I had a great time and was out of bed before 930a. Free Free. 2 rounds with the girls then a 3rd before bed with a revved-up Pinky. I'll let the photos do the talking.

As usual your up to your old shenanigans again in Medellin.

Welcome back it's always so great returning to Medellin!

Almost seems as though in one of your photo's that a cow got milked with all that cum on one of your Chica's backs.

Makes me wonder with such a huge load how much got accidently deposited inside of the Chica, if that's where your Johnson was before you erupted.

**Surfer500** · 06-19-21 17:59

Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]

I've been banging putas in the ass since the early 80's and that never happened before, I've broken girls water before but never the colon LOL.

Well now, seeing that we have covered the subject of anal barebacking, let's move on to the banging of pregnant Chicas.

I know there are other board members here who are into banging them. And there's always some around in El Centro. And if your in Medellin right now, there is a very pregnant one of around eight months which I interviewed out of curiosity who was out just a few days ago.

So to be clear on what you stated, you've banged pregnant chicas, causing their water to break, who subsequently had to deliver their child.

Is that what you were referring to?

And if so, let's hear the details.

**SlapShot10** · 06-19-21 17:44

Pinky invited over a repeat / friend and a girl she met on Tinder. We started around 830p. Steaks, wine, and then jacuzzi party. Unfortunately, the friend ended up having to leave for a family issue, but the rest of us enjoyed ourselves until maybe 3a. I had bought some bubble bath gel, a couple outfits for Pinky and her friend (prior to knowing the Tinder girl was also coming over), and a new vibrator. Not in the mood to romanticize the evening, but I had a great time and was out of bed before 930a. Free Free. 2 rounds with the girls then a 3rd before bed with a revved-up Pinky. I'll let the photos do the talking.

**JjBee62** · 06-19-21 17:31

Why a post gets moved to the "Stupid Shit In Medellin" thread. Occasionally, I'll see stuff that I wonder why it didn't get moved. However, this is the first time a legitimate trip report (mine) has ended up there. Either the admins are getting a bit too eager this morning or they've decided to classify all my reports as "Stupid Shit."

Checking out a nice restaurant this afternoon with some girls I know. Somewhere near Las Palmas is all I know. I'll report on it later.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 06-19-21 17:23

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.

Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.

And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.

That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.

One of my taxi drivers was doing coke whilst driving, if anyone walked into the street, he accelerated like he was playing a video game (I was sitting shotgun thinking, this country is muy loco).

Stay off the fucking street!

In Bogota the sidewalks aren't even safe, the motos drive on them when there are traffic jams.

**Turgid** · 06-19-21 17:14

Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]

...So I'm fucking her doggy style and I look down and its a huge mess....

This is highly disturbing and has scarred me mentally against anal probably for life.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 06-19-21 17:12

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

I saw her out there on Wednesday afternoon. My bet is that the anus on that tiny, teeny, little ass of hers, which is no larger than the size of a cantalope, is available for 100 K and maybe even a lot less.

Perhaps for the heck of it, next time you see her, ask her if she provides those services, but I suggest you tell her with a condom.

And if you truly do bareback anal, and she agrees to it with a condom, it will probably only be a slight upcharge to bareback her.

No gracias, I don't want a murder charge!

I will attempt to coin a new mongering phrase
"if it aint tight it aint right" as with all things within reason jajajajajajaaaaaa

**JjBee62** · 06-19-21 16:48

I figured out why Ricerocket wants to live in Bello. I was chatting with my date last night and the subject of Bello and all the working girls there came up. Just then I realized RR likes to stay in Bello because he hates paying for taxis.

**Surfer500** · 06-19-21 13:53

Originally Posted by HuskerDude [View Original Post]

The Mansion has an arrangement with a lab where the nurse comes there and results that afternoon late. It was like 113 or 123 K can't remember which. They send results to Mansion & they print it out for you. That's how it was in March.

Antigen test, 90 K, printed test result in 45 minutes. Cenditra, www.cendiatra.com with offices in Medellin. One location about two blocks north of the Aquacatala Metro Station near EAFIT. Bring a copy of your ID with you and they open at 6 AM in the morning. Arrived there Tuesday at 6:15 AM, was out the door by 7 AM with a printed test result in my hand.

**JjBee62** · 06-19-21 06:26

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.

Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.

And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.

That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.

Everything you said is correct. It's not cost effective, the motos are crazy and there are a lot of crazy drivers out there. However, I'm actually enjoying it. The only close call I had was on the drive from Bogota. Was passing slow trucks on a twisting mountain road and decided I could take 2 at once. Should have had a camera crew there because it was some serious stunt driving. Squeezed in front of the truck with about 6 inches to spare.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 06-19-21 05:57

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.

Funny story, I go to a brothel in Moscow Nov 2018, they bring out a line up, I pick the hottest of the bunch, I take her to the side and tell her I want to fill her ass with my cum sin condom via google translate.

She nods OK.

So I'm fucking her doggy style and I look down and its a huge mess, I freaked out and ran in the shower got dressed and bolted LOL.

A wasted $100 usd, I've been banging putas in the ass since the early 80's and that never happened before, I've broken girls water before but never the colon LOL.

**DonCarlos1234** · 06-19-21 04:52

Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]

Whether or not it's safe to drive depends on you. Thursday I drove from Bogota to Medellin. I don't recommend that drive for most people, although I mostly enjoyed it.

However, if driving stressed you out, probably better to stick with taxis.

Another option you might consider is renting a scooter or motorcycle. Medellin Sports Rentals (formerly Medellin Scooter Rentals) can help you out. Nice people.

You need to stop encouraging me. A hot Showaround tour guide had suggested she would take me on her moped to a waterfall 1 hour outside the city. She was too good looking for me to trust her driving. So I went by that rental shop on my last trip. Ran out of time. If just to get around safely with little chance of being robbed by any other motorcycle gang peeps. And with out the taxi's "unable to find" the addresses with their (we got no GPS) BS. I will probably do it. I may also fly to Pereira, rent a car and drive to Medellin. Fuck the traffic. And the girls! Spend a couple days on the road and enjoy. TallMan? Don't be a wuss.

**Rwaters** · 06-19-21 04:50

Originally Posted by Icky994 [View Original Post]

Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Just get a driver. So many issues and scams if you drive yourself.
Surfer500 is spot on.

**Knowledge** · 06-19-21 03:55

I agree with your comparison with big American cities. Compare Colombia driving culture with places like the Dominican Republic or India and Colombia seems very safe and orderly. The traffic is not a lot of fun either.

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.

Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.

And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.

That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.