Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Adds the tip to the check blows, ok it was only 10% but that means they are only getting 10% I would of given more but not when you already snatched 10%, I believe he was begging for more before we left jajaj.

And the place really should hire some smoking hot waitresses instead of bunch of fucking doods.

Pro tip jajajajajaja =learn from my fuck ups.

Get a uber set from your table and wait, it was eazy to get a ride up, but we stood outside no chairs for close to an hour waiting for someone to accept that pick up.

And they did one thing I liked, a menu in Ingles wowwwwww that was a 1st in Colombia LOL.

Its not a horrible place, I was just hoping for a great steak.

In Colombia, nearly every restaurant which has an electronic POS system automatically adds the 10% tip. The receipt gives 2 prices, the price with and without the tip. In addition, most waiters and waitresses will ask you, when you ask for the check, "deseas incluir el servicio?" Do you want to include the tip? It clearly states on the bill that the 10% is entirely voluntary.

Also, many places in Colombia offer a menu in English. Many times I've been asked if I want a menu in English.

Is today International Give Incorrect Information Day? Or did you just take it upon yourself to give out bad info?

[JjBee62]

Great view that's about it.

Ordered the Tomahawk also, big mistake, mostly fat, bone and other inedible material.

Would be a great place for a non puta wedding, I'm guessing the puta sitting across from us was a major distraction, she looked like a 25 yo Donatella Versace.

Swollen lips and face, but that's the kind of people those places typically attract, the food was not very good, not unlike the Signature room in Chicago.

https://www.signatureroom.com/ great ambiance but that's about it just another "empty suit" don't expect Michelin starred haute cuisine.

You're paying for the view, superficial crap, for mostly superficial people.

If you want a great meal go to Lucio Carbon y Vino, and order the Ribeye and the strawberry and blackberry soda wowwww, killer meal, great people, if you get a chance to chat with Fillipe the mgr sooper cool guy!

BTW we drove around Bello looking for new high rise bldgs, Bello looks cool I didn't see any nightlife..

Envigado is flatter? Sure doesn't seem like it to me. It's relatively flat if you drive through on Avenida Las Vegas, but you won't find many apartments there. Where most of the apartment buildings are located, are up in some very steep hills. I know because I've walked and driven those streets.

If you want flat your options are Belen, Laureles and the low rent part of El Centro.

As for Colosal, with almost 1500 reviews on restaurant guru they average 4.4 stars. Seriously, you need to stop making stuff up to pretend you've been here. There are actually people who want to know about Medellin and making up stories isn't helpful.

[Kinosellis]

Skip Gusto (and La Isla) both retirement homes for old putas, Ill write more in following posts lol

I don't really agree with this. You'll find a lot of different women in both. Its like any place, except because its a club they vet a little more for you because no one wants drama. Its Colombia finding beautiful women is not a heavy lift.

[Knowledge]

For those thinking of visiting Medellin and for those already here, be warned that an annoying holdover from the demonstrations is random holes in the streets and along sidewalks. The demonstrators removed water meter covers, manhole covers, and paving stones all over the city, especially along main thoroughfares. The demonstrators used the objects as projectile weapons in some cases and in other cases it was random vandalism like the graffiti and paint bombs tossed at public buildings. The sidewalk hazards are reminiscent of Mexico, the Dominican Republic and other less developed countries. You have to be really careful. Some of the holes are genuine leg breakers.

I said years ago that the most dangerous activity in Medellin is crossing the street. In Bogota it's just walking on the sidewalk. Not because of motos, because of the random, deep holes that are all over the place.

Any moto driver who can hop the curbs to drive on the sidewalk in Bogota is definitely crazy. Most of the curbs are 8-10 inches high. You would destroy most scooters trying to get onto the sidewalk.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I've been to all 3. Brazil is the best of the three for mongering, and Peru is ok. Who suggested to you that India was a place for mongering? India is absolutely not a place that should be on anyone's list. Hell, I wouldn't even go there if I spoke fluent Hindi. Whoever suggested to you that you go to India, you may want to consider never taking any advice from them.

Will you look who the cat dragged in!

Smoothy I thought the CCP virus took you out.

[Yoyo2345]

I will be there in 2 weeks. What is the situation with the curfew? Is everything open regular hours now? I'll be staying right next to Lleras park. Question guys: what is the best way to find females who like to party? Bring them back our place, have them drink, dance, have fun. What's the best way to find the party animals?

[Shockman]

Yes of course I've heard of Sonagachi, BTW I did find SP Russia a downer, do you speak Russian?

"debauchery and excess" aka, my raison d'tre jajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nope, I do not speak Russian. I can see why you might consider SP to be limited in its offerings. Scam strip clubs, escorts and streetwalkers. Also, at first blush, the girls seem cold, distant, and "professional".

I found, however, that the escorts are eager to upsell from prices as low as $30/ HR and if you dangle the prospect of repeats, they are likely to turn in a good performance.

I'm an old fart and all about repeats. Works for me.

[JustTK]

Yes, that's right. Was meaning book for dbl occupancy. Thanks for the reply. I don't really care if its Hotel Nutibara or another TBH. I have seen Nutibara in Booking.com and it looks nice from the exterior that's all. But any reasonable hotel would be great. I just don't fancy staying in a shorttime room or a hotel that feels like a "Carcel".

I assume you mean when you pay the double occupancy rate, and don't mean if and when you bring two chicas to your room.
When I stayed there pre-Covid, then answer was yes, definitely. The desk guy would even compliment my girls.
Also, I divide my time in Medellin, really the whole world, as pre-Covid and after. A lot has changed so I would verify any pre-Covid info. The desk guy I just mentioned spoke English and worked the evening shift. Try phoning and simply ask, Do you allow guests?

[Dcrist0527]

Skip Gusto (and La Isla) both retirement homes for old putas, Ill write more in following posts lol

Hahaha. I hear you. I've been to MDE once (for a short visit) and was just amazed at the beauty that walks the streets. Civies, working girls, etc. Just the most beautiful women in the world.

I spent several nights in Gusto, so I know what it is. Overpriced? Yep. But it's a party. And to be honest, that's what I look for. I would not spend 600 K on any girl there. But I will blow through a lot on drinks and fun. And if the right girl is there, with a good connection, for far less than 600 K for one hour, great. If not, so be it. I'll shop through Lleras on my way back to my room.

By no means am I an expert in MDE! Any and all suggestions welcome. Just know that I like the actual companionship, party and flirting just as much as the act.

As for La Isla, I spent one night there. It was comfortable. I was pleasantly surprised the meseros are not up your ass all night. I think I was just too passive that night. I never found "the one". But definitely had fun. Walked out with far more cash than I expected. I'd definitely be interested in another similar club.

Centro: on a short visit and with my inexperience in MDE, it's a bit intimidating. Not really out of physical fear but in my mind, I liken it to the SG game in Tijuana. SGs there are a bit of a last option for me.

[Osteoknot]

Was thinking of trying a stay in downtown soon. Is Hotel Nutibara chica-friendly if you book for 2?

I assume you mean when you pay the double occupancy rate, and don't mean if and when you bring two chicas to your room.

When I stayed there pre-Covid, then answer was yes, definitely. The desk guy would even compliment my girls. I was running thru an exceptional batch of nines then. I'll look for a couple of photos of my Pinky from that time. The foto of her laying in the bed is at the Nutibara room, the other three fotos are from Hotel Boterro around the corner. Slapshot's Pinky still rules the roost now because my Pinky left for Ecuador, but when whe was in MDE, she was as good as Pinkies get, jajaja and it's obvious where she gets her name. I say that in the spirit of friendly competition of this "game" we all play. She was the prepago with whom I invented the "working girl's bet" which you cannot lose. Too good to post here now and for everyone to get there hands on it. For a select few perhaps. And oh, Surfer, the bet only works if you do anal so would not be interested, but you are missing out, jajaja. It also helps if you do drugs during sex, jajajaja, I am a deviant.

Also, I divide my time in Medellin, really the whole world, as pre-Covid and after. A lot has changed so I would verify any pre-Covid info. The desk guy I just mentioned spoke English and worked the evening shift. Try phoning and simply ask, Do you allow guests?

[MarquisdeSade1]

Colossal is def a nice and fancy restaurant. I took a chica and her friend there for her bday earlier this year and on a weekend they had a live band. There was even salsa performances while the band was singing. We ordered the tomahawk, an appetizer, and a bottle of wine. Dessert was a wonderful and memorable 3 some back at the Bello apt.

Adds the tip to the check blows, ok it was only 10% but that means they are only getting 10% I would of given more but not when you already snatched 10%, I believe he was begging for more before we left jajaj.

And the place really should hire some smoking hot waitresses instead of bunch of fucking doods.

Pro tip jajajajajaja =learn from my fuck ups.

Get a uber set from your table and wait, it was eazy to get a ride up, but we stood outside no chairs for close to an hour waiting for someone to accept that pick up.

And they did one thing I liked, a menu in Ingles wowwwwww that was a 1st in Colombia LOL.

Its not a horrible place, I was just hoping for a great steak.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I have a trip booked for Tijuana. It's a short 3-day trip but I'm really very tempted to change to MDE. I know. Short trips suck. But tell that to my head. (Both of them.).

With the current restrictions, just a few questions. Please don't judge preferences. I am not the cheapest Charlie. LOL.

Hotel Haven is close to Parque Lleras. Is there currently a decent volume to select from in Lleras? As things open up, I imagine it will improve. I'm looking mid-July.

Gusto. Looks like it's open 9 PM - 3 AM?

I'm also considering Mansion. It might be convenient for such a short trip. I assume they allow me to bring in girls from Lleras, for example. (Assuming they have a cedula of course.).

Thanks for any help!

Skip Gusto (and La Isla) both retirement homes for old putas, Ill write more in following posts lol

[MarquisdeSade1]

Colossal is def a nice and fancy restaurant. I took a chica and her friend there for her bday earlier this year and on a weekend they had a live band. There was even salsa performances while the band was singing. We ordered the tomahawk, an appetizer, and a bottle of wine. Dessert was a wonderful and memorable 3 some back at the Bello apt.

Great view that's about it.

Ordered the Tomahawk also, big mistake, mostly fat, bone and other inedible material.

Would be a great place for a non puta wedding, I'm guessing the puta sitting across from us was a major distraction, she looked like a 25 yo Donatella Versace.

Swollen lips and face, but that's the kind of people those places typically attract, the food was not very good, not unlike the Signature room in Chicago.

https://www.signatureroom.com/ great ambiance but that's about it just another "empty suit" don't expect Michelin starred haute cuisine.

You're paying for the view, superficial crap, for mostly superficial people.

If you want a great meal go to Lucio Carbon y Vino, and order the Ribeye and the strawberry and blackberry soda wowwww, killer meal, great people, if you get a chance to chat with Fillipe the mgr sooper cool guy!

BTW we drove around Bello looking for new high rise bldgs, Bello looks cool I didn't see any nightlife.

But much too hilly for me, I want to walk or ride a bicycle to the store.

I guess a bldg with good security would be OK.

We saw several high rise, most looked kinda old, 1 new construction, but didn't look like it had 80 k usd condos.

I'm guessing we drove around 90% of Bello including all the way to the dead end at the top, did we miss your place?

I could live there, but I would want some place flatter, maybe Envigado?

Any place but El Poblado LOL.

Evigado is my favorite.

[MarquisdeSade1]

India is all of the stuff the detractors posted. You will get your mind blown by the rawness of human existence on full display alongside debauchery and excess.

You do need quite a bit of local intel to navigate the perilous, scam filled mongering scene. Also, the high end indies that I seek are rather expensive.

My favorite mongering spot is Kolkata (after St. Petersburg, Rus) mostly because of some good brothels in a red light area called Sonagauchi where you can indulge your Bollywood induced fantasies.

Hold off for at least 6 months though. They still have not come out of the second wave and they expect a bad third wave this fall.

Hit me up on PM if I can answer any other questions. I'm planning to visit early next year if you need a wingman.

Yes of course I've heard of Sonagachi, BTW I did find SP Russia a downer, do you speak Russian?

"debauchery and excess" aka, my raison d'être jajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Osteoknot]

Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin is drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill"

Pedestrians are Road Kill in MDE, and in the 1975 cult classic movie Death Race 2000 starring David Carradine (the Kung Fu guy) with Sylvester Stallone before Rocky, and directed by gore king, Roger Gorman.

Set in the "future" year 2000, it is a coast to coast race while the drivers try to run over as many pedestrians as the can. Women with baby carriages score the most points. In one scene, a nursing home puts a bunch of residents in wheelchairs out on the highway for easy road kill points.

One of my favorite movies, cult or not. Check it out if you like sick humor.