Medellin Reports

[HumptyHump]

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears. It also would not let me use cash. After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

My Rappi verification code showed up a day late. So if you don't see the charge on your account right then, check back a day later. It was weird, I was able to pay with my credit card on my first order without any verification, but it wanted verification on my second order. So had to pay that in cash, until I was able to verify the next day.

[JustTK]

Or Redd Foxx's summation of that: They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are grateful as hell.

I like that. :

[MarquisdeSade1]

For sure, to each his own when it comes to mode of mongering. For me, in culling for chicas, the essentials do include true beauty in face and figure, some hard to define but "know-it-when-you see-it", overt sexuality, and a playful, flirtatious personalityand my being prepared to pay some premium for the above if / when need be.

That said, for those of you who, like Surfer500, reside in the "they all look the same in the dark" camp, you will find confirmation in Benjamin Franklin's 1745 "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" in which he recommends preferring an older woman to a younger one. To quote:

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. Ben also notes that the advantages include better conversation, less risk of unwanted pregnancy, and "greater prudence in conducting an intrigue."

9's and 10's as putas or non putas are extremely extremely rare anywhere in this world you may look.

In the rare event you find one, 9 times out of 10 the service will be lackluster, I have found a few and no matter who you.

Are or what you pay, you will probably be disappointed.

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Mindblowing PSE supercedes illusion any day of the week.

https://humour360.com/sexy-nsfw/93-p...thout-make-up/

IMO most females in the world, putas non putas pornstars et al are all ugly once you remove that mask of makeup.

Most are a fraud, a bunch of make up, A $300 haircut, and too many mongers on here think she's a goddess.

[Lefeu]

...Hope this helps folks avoid this problem in the future!

I had the same problem when I was in Medellin last. Worse, I had forgotten my iPad back home, and my passwords. So, I resorted to effectivo. I hope to fix that on my next trip.

[Knowledge]

I guess I need to stock up on ice cream.

I totally agree with you, I've been looking for someone who would spend money on the higher end girls, all that casas and centro girls are low grade and their conversation it's also very basic and low, I'm hispanic and I speak spanish and after sex I usually want to talk to the girls and the street girls have nothing to say that it's worth anything, I guess you get what you pay for.

[Mr Enternational]

Quick tip for Rappi with a credit card: be sure to select the option that they give you verify the card. They will do a trial charge on your card, and you need to go to your bank's website to verify the trial amount Rappi charges your card. Happens in seconds.

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears. It also would not let me use cash. After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

[Mr Enternational]

Benjamin Franklin's 1745 "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" in which he recommends preferring an older woman to a younger one. To quote:
Ben also notes that the advantages include better conversation, less risk of unwanted pregnancy, and "greater prudence in conducting an intrigue."

Or Redd Foxx's summation of that: They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are grateful as hell.

[BlackThought]

Well I was at the scene when this happened. And I guess I'm the fool you're talking about. Lmao.

What's hilarious is just how bitter you are at girls making money (perhaps because some make more than you) and also how generously others spend. This particular guy wasn't old mid 30's and not a repulsive looking guy.

The fact is she was offered 3 million and it wasn't what she charged.

These are absolute 10000% facts.

You come on this forum with all your BS and knowledge of pros and the game.

I'm quite sure you're just a bitter person. Who the fuck are you to determine how much an individual girl is allowed to charge or make for her body.

As far as the bottom end of the monger ladder you're the proof that you're it buddy.

Your hatred and bitterness towards working girls clearly shows how you've been treated by them in the past..

Well said. In life, it's always the miserable losers that worry about what others are doing LOL.

[Regnom3000]

I appreciate your frank candor and that you did not try to pad you results and experiences. I believe there are more guys in your situation than we here about. My wish for you is that you feel great about your experiences in Medellin. For me, it's my Happy Place and has exceeded all my expectations. I have stopped waiting for the bubble to burst or the axe to fall because things have gone well for me for awhile now. No matter what happens I can look in the mirror without any regrets, and if I die tomorrow, I die a happy man. Now, back to you (By the way, I am sarcastic, attention whoring, asshole and I will never change). The fucking auto editor here sucks.

First off, this is not the girl to be following up with for your more warm and fuzzy repeat date back at your hotel. Don't make excuses for her performance, that's entirely counter-productive. Empathy is good, but don't show sympathy, and don't take on any chica as a reclamataion project. Plus, I bet you $100 bucks she would be a no-show.

The girl who you pick for that should have rocked your world, knocked your socks off, and made you believe you were the best fuck she had that week (LOL) even though we know they are Oscar worthy actresses. Sounds like you did not run across a girl like that, and you chose the tallest midget in the room, but IMO you are setting yourself up for more disasspointment.

I think a guy like you needs a mix of prepagos and non-pros. Somewhere betwixt and between you will find what you are looking for, probably when you least expect it..

Damn, this resonated with me a lot man. I appreciate you dropping some gems on the kid.

Somewhere betwixt and between you will find what you are looking for, probably when you least expect it.

This is a god damn diamond in the rough. Feel like I knew that in my heart of hearts but you actually articulated and put words to it.

I am similar, and you desrribed one of my typical dates. Sometimes we also go out.

1000%. I'd say the best arrangements I've had are these ones. I've seen other guys mention it on here but having that rapport makes all the rest of the shit better. For me at least. But like I said, that's my style. One reason why I think this idea of hiring professionals is so appealing to me at this point at my life is because it feels clean, at least in regards to expectations and boundaries. For someone looking for company 1-2 nights a week that FWBs arrangement works well, but almost always inevitably gets a little messy.

Free is in quotes because we all pay one way or another, and I would point out that the average American marriage is the most expensive way to roll, , especially after a divorce.

Facts. I think marriage can be a beautiful thing, I have some friends it works great for. Others, not so much. But like you said, we're all paying one way or another, that just manifests differently depending on the arrangement.

What I don't see discussed here much and I consider the Holy Grail of building a list of go-to girls is personal referrals from the girls you already fucked and liked. Tell them they can hand out your number or even bring a girl over, whatever.

Can you elaborate on this? What's the benefit for them? Doesn't that potentially impede on their earning potential with you as a client? I never would have thought of this as a viable strategy.

I have one question for you. Will you return?

Hell yeah man. I'm here for at least another 2 months, maybe more. This world is simply one that's completely new to me, so I feel like I'm building the plane while flying it.

Thanks again for the two cents hermano.

3 K.

P.S. Can you tell I just figured out how to use the quotes feature?

P. P.S. I don't think WA counts as social media, you're good LOL.

[BlackThought]

I highly doubt you fucked a solid 9. I haven't seen any 9's in El Centro, even 8's are very hard to find. What makes them a 9 is not only the fact that they get dolled up, but also a healthy lifestyle. Healthy food, gym, good sleep, no stress, no bad habits (smoking, etc), low mileage. All of the above take a lot of effort, time and money. Yeah, eating clean is pricey. Do you know why most of them are fat? Because they eat cheap unhealthy food and they don't exercise. They are just too broke to eat clean. A true 9 will never work El Centro, because she will be in high demand and since the supply of 9's is low, her rate will go up. Guys will always pay premium for high quality, anywhere on the planet. When someone says "I fucked a solid 9 in El Centro" (and for how much? 50-70 mil cop?) I get skeptical.

LOL. Yeah I find it funny when they talk about 8-9's in el centro. Then I see some of the pics they post of centro girls with no curves etc, yeah no thanks. It's also why the hottest ones go overseas for more $ cause they can. Lots of 8-10 Colombians fly to Miami for big pay day, I doubt they'd be in el centro selling their pussy for 30 k / pop LOL.

[GeneHickman]

As for the other card they put on hold: you cannot delete the card while you have an order in progress (I had one in and another order I was trying to get going. That's when I got cut off). Just wait about a day or so, then delete the card from Rappi. After that, you can add it again, but be sure to verify the card with Rappi immediately after adding the card.

Hope this helps folks avoid this problem in the future!

Wish I saw this 3 days ago. I was wondering what the hell that was and eventually figured it out and successfully added my 2nd card. The other thing is it defaults you to effectivo. So if you are short on effectivo, then it drains it more! LOL.

Funny thing, I literally had just 20 mil in my room, and the order was 77 mil. Luckily my chica had 60 mil to lend me and that saved the day.

[Paulie97]

When I psychoanalyze myself and this experience I think a big part of the pleasure I get from sex is knowing my partner is also having a good time, which I don't think she necessarily did.

So. To wrap this whole thing up I got questions for y'all. Do I try to hire Mel out and give it another shot? Do I try another casa / escort and see if the experience is better? Or stick with non-pros and see if I can find one that's down for something casual?

In my perfect world once or twice a week I'd have the girl over, we'd smash, watch a movie, eat some ice cream, smash again, and then I'd call her a cab home.

Is that a service I can hire for? Ha.

It's pretty simple really. Invest some time in one you click with, whether it's a casa girl who gave you her Whatsapp (most will) or one you met off Facebook. The non-pro route is fine also. Good luck and thanks for the report.

[Regnom3000]

I think Facebook is what you need but it takes time. Follow this link to get started. It will be worth buying the membership so others can give you more contacts to speed it up.

If you don't have time, you can go to La Isla. The price is high but it is fixed if you have sex on site. You just need to negotiate service with the girl. You can pay by credit card. You can search for words "Lleras" or "Gusto" here to find more freelancer information but the prices in these areas can vary greatly.

Appreciate the tips brother. I read about both of those in these forums and Isla has actually cropped up as a suggestion from a friend who used to live here. I also think you're spot on about the paid membership, seems like a good way to get some real gems and make the most of this forum.

[Osteoknot]

I appreciate your frank candor and that you did not try to pad you results and experiences. I believe there are more guys in your situation than we here about. My wish for you is that you feel great about your experiences in Medellin. For me, it's my Happy Place and has exceeded all my expectations. I have stopped waiting for the bubble to burst or the axe to fall because things have gone well for me for awhile now. No matter what happens I can look in the mirror without any regrets, and if I die tomorrow, I die a happy man. Now, back to you (By the way, I am sarcastic, attention whoring, asshole and I will never change). The fucking auto editor here sucks.

She takes me to the room and I tell her I'd rather skip the massage part and just make out for a bit. We start kissing a little and I can tell she's not super into it (and to be fair, if I was fucking for 8 hours a day I probably wouldn't be either).

As we're both dressing and getting ready to leave I talk to her about the splits she has with the casa. I tell her I'd be down to pay her double what they do if she'll do house calls. She said she normally doesn't do that but maybe in the future. I take her number.

First off, this is not the girl to be following up with for your more warm and fuzzy repeat date back at your hotel. Don't make excuses for her performance, that's entirely counter-productive. Empathy is good, but don't show sympathy, and don't take on any chica as a reclamataion project. Plus, I bet you $100 bucks she would be a no-show.

The girl who you pick for that should have rocked your world, knocked your socks off, and made you believe you were the best fuck she had that week (LOL) even though we know they are Oscar worthy actresses. Sounds like you did not run across a girl like that, and you chose the tallest midget in the room, but IMO you are setting yourself up for more disasspointment.

To wrap this whole thing up I got questions for y'all. Do I try to hire Mel out and give it another shot? Do I try another casa / escort and see if the experience is better? Or stick with non-pros and see if I can find one that's down for something casual?

In my perfect world once or twice a week I'd have the girl over, we'd smash, watch a movie, eat some ice cream, smash again, and then I'd call her a cab home.

Is that a service I can hire for? Ha.

I think a guy like you needs a mix of prepagos and non-pros. Somewhere betwixt and between you will find what you are looking for, probably when you least expect it. I read that back and it sort of sounds like a nebulous, bullshit answer, but that's the playing field when you are the kind of mongerer who wants more than a wet mudhole to fuck. I am similar, and you desrribed one of my typical dates. Sometimes we also go out. If it's end of the day then she might sleep over and we fuck again in the morning. A couple of them I can't get rid of and I have to kick them out. 80-90% of my encounters are with the same 12+ chicas. I like to always introduce a little new blood to keep thing interesting and the rest of the girls on their toes. Half of them fuck me for "free" and others I pay a flat rate no matter how long they stay. Free is in quotes because we all pay one way or another, and I would point out that the average American marriage is the most expensive way to roll, , especially after a divorce. Everything I spend in Medellin is a small fraction compared to what I would be spending in the USA.

Your dilemma, like most problems on this planet, can be solved or at least dramatically improved with two things, time and money.

I may not be the guy to listen to for advice here because I don't have any social media accounts, I have never set foot in Poblado, and I haven't been to 90% of the "spots" discussed on this board. What I don't see discussed here much and I consider the Holy Grail of building a list of go-to girls is personal referrals from the girls you already fucked and liked. Tell them they can hand out your number or even bring a girl over, whatever. Your number will get spread around faster than you realize. The start is slow, but thanks to the math of geometric expansion, a person telling a person, telling a person, the numbers quickly grow to more than you will need.

To keep it under control, always ask any chica who contacts you, from whom did they get your number? I use Whassap for all this. That's how I do 98% of my communications with Colombianas. Is Whassapp considered social media, IDK? Ask her to send a foto. After she sends face and body shot, ask for a pussy pic but don't pay for it unless she is so beautiful that it motivates you. I have never paid for fotos but in the right spot at the right I would do it. I used to exclude girls who would not send a free pussy pic, but then I got fat and happy with more great chicas than I needed, so I relaxed that rule.

To quote a fellow mongerer Orgasmico, "Everything is negotiable. Success depends on you. No one can tell you how successful you will be".

I have one question for you. Will you return?

[Mojo Bandit]

120 lb pack? GTFO. 80 lb? Sure. 120? GTFO.

I said equipment which includes more than just the pack. Our packs were between 90 and 100 easy. Then you have add everything else. We were a rapid deploy Ultra light Infantry unit (they were later reorganized as Stryker units) designed to rapidly deploy to the jungle of central America because the Soviets had their fingers in so many pies down there. Operation Golden Pheasant, after I was out, was their only deployment to Central America for that purpose (then the Panama Invasion later on) . Being "Ultra Light" meant very few vehicles to carry supplies,.

https://apnews.com/article/c5fd21a52e9dc6cedecfda27757ad016

That is why I say I didn't just say pack I said equipment so for example I was an M60 gunner for a couple of years, so add the M60 Machine gun, a spare barrel (ultra light infantry had no assistant gunners) and then add the ammo and you are already up to about 40 lbs, now lets not forget starlight scope for the M60 and tripod with TO&E (pintle, traverse bar) for setting up night time defense position we had no truck mounted mortars, we did not even have weapons platoons, we had all the 60 mm mortars divided into the rifle platoons, so all that has to be split up and carried also, tube, baseplate, rounds etc, now lets throw on a 120 foot rappelling rope, throw on a few claymores, - our M / O when running team or squad size missions was to sleep under some brush in a circle with all our heads pointed in toward the center of the clock, one guy in the center on watch with all the triggers for a perimeter of claymores set up around us. We also were trained to use the claymore for a hasty ambush so everyone carried a few.

Four frag grenades, ammo for the. 45 (yes I am that old) 4 liter water bladder (because you have to stay hydrated in the jungle,) machete, Often when gearing up to march it was easier just to have two guys hold the rucksack while you slipped your arms through the straps. For in case we did get in a situation where we might have to do need to dig fighting positions an E-Tool is not always going to cut it so every other guy carried the pick-axe head and ever other guy carried the handle. Then of course you have our other "etc" stuff that each squad leader is going to split up between each person, like smoke grenades, white phosphorus grenades, a folding litter for carrying out wounded, after close to 40 years that is all I can remember (LOL) but I do not forget the weight of it all.