Medellin Reports

[FatmanSlayer]

Couple things I noticed this trip.

1. I feel like Parque Lleras is turning into Centro. Where did all the hot girls go that were here 6 months ago? It's literally just the same group of Centro rats that come over to Parque Lleras at night. I walked around for like 5 hours and found like 1 or 2 okay-ish ones. 6 Months ago, I could easily find someone I think is hot in like an hour or less.

2. Stank pussies. A lot of these girls don't seem to have great hygiene down there.

3. The electricity at my place in Poblado went out like twice in one day. Each time for like 4 hours. Sucks being on the 20th floor.

[FatmanSlayer]

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears. It also would not let me use cash. After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

Something similar happened to me. I would press verify, the window would open but then nothing would happen. I fixed it by removing the card, re-adding the card, and reverifying. Rappi is a POS. Never worked on my first 2 trips, finally sort of working this trip.

[HumptyHump]

Trip preparation.

I have been reading the forum and trying to prepare for a trip to Medellin for the last six months. I had no idea when I would have the opportunity to visit, but enjoyed reading the forum nonetheless. Created a facebook account after reading the very helpful post by jjbee on the topic, and started adding FB chicas. Within a month I had about 80 chicas on my friend list. As luck would have it, an opportunity presented for me to travel to Medellin. Started looking for a place on AirBnb. My biggest worry was ending up in a place that did not allow chicas. So made a shortlist of the places I was interested in. From my shortlist I messaged the host asking them if guests were allowed. Most were okay with guests, advising that visiting guests needed to bring ID. I picked a 3 bedroom on the fourth floor at a building in Laureles. Wanted an extra room that was only for the chicas, so my stuff would be safe in my room.

Day 1 - Saturday.

Arrived at midnight. I didn't have any trouble completing Check Mig online as some other BMs reported. There was a line at immigration, but it wasn't too bad. Was asked typical questions such as "how long are you staying and address of where you are staying". After a couple minutes, was stamped through. My friend flew in from Miami at the same time, and met him just past immigration. There is a bank of ATMs, just as you leave the secure customs area. Withdrew 400 k COP at a rate of about 3500 COP to 1 USD, on my Charles Schwab card. My friend wanted to exchange USD at the money exchange places that you run into as you leave customs. They were quoting a horrible rate - 2900 COP to $1 USD. I remember a BM had reported that he was able to get a better rate at the cambios on the second floor. So we tried that and got a rate of 3600 plus pesos. What a racket those guys are running downstairs. So guys, take the escalators upstairs and save yourselves a bunch of cash. My friend was going to leave on Sunday, so he needed to get a covid test done at the airport. Asked around and found the white tent outside the airport that does the test. Man, those guys are slow. We were the only ones there, and dude took 15 minutes to fill up a form. No wonder guys have been complaining about missing their flights while trying to get the covid test at the airport. Anyways, test was 105 k COP, and results were sent via whatsapp within 40 minutes. Our airbnb host had arranged for a private car and driver for us to get to the airbnb (90 k cop). Driver found us at the white tent and off we went.

Had a couple chicks booked for 11 am off of facebook. Sindy for my buddy and Rami for me. Shared the address with them the previous night. Day of, Sindy pulls a Houdini. Never shows. Rami shows up just on time. Rami is 19, brown skin, large natual tits, wears braces and has the nicest smile. She didn't stop smiling the entire time she was here. Great personality. Has a curious mind. Asked a lot of questions about where we were from, our culture, food, etc. She was dynamite in bed. Except anal, nothing was off the table. She let me take a bunch of pictures and videos. We were getting hungry, so we ordered lunch on Rappi. Rappi required a local Colombian number for 2 factor authentication, and since I didn't have a local number yet, Rami let me use her number with Rappi. Wrapped up the session with a great lunch and sent her on her way with her gift and 50 k extra for taxi. I know taxi doesn't cost that much, but I really enjoyed my time with her and wanted to show my appreciation.

Wanted to do some sightseeing, so took an Uber to Museo Castillo in El Poblado. Castle from 1931, built by a rich guy, turned into a museum. Grounds were quite nice. Great views of the Medellin valley. Then off to Unicentro mall to buy a sim card. Asked around and found Movistar. 20 k for a 7 day plan with 4 GB data. Good enough for me. The Exito at the Uni Centro mall is quite nice.

My friend still had not been with a girl and was leaving the following day. So we decided to hit up Spa Fantasias Energy in Laureles, as it was 10 minutes from our airbnb. Get there around 8 pm, the place closes at 9 pm. We are greeted at the door, and asked if we wanted a drink. We ask for water and wait at the small seating area for the girls. They show up one by one, do a little twirl to demonstrate their assets and tell us their name and number. There were about 10 to 12 girls, and they were all good looking. We both pick two girls with large tits. Thinking back, we should have picked the girls that were smiling at us, instead of letting the little guy pick girls with fake tits. Pay 145 k each (5 k each for the waters that we thought were complimentary), and get led upstairs to our room. Room has one bed, and a small bathroom. Massage is very perfunctory and lasts about 5 minutes. Flip, girl puts on the condom and start fucking. No kisses on the mouth, blow job with condom, quoted 100 k for oral natural which I pass, no FIV, but she allows multiple positions. She tries her best to get me to come quickly, by putting her legs together, or by trying to go faster. I fight back by spreading her legs in missionary, slowing down, and changing positions often. This tug of war goes on for about 15 minutes, and I decide to concede the battle. Opt for a hand job finish which she does extremely well. I meant to tip her, but we started talking and I completely forget. My bad. She works from 10 am until 9 pm - 11 hours a day. To be honest I felt pretty bad for her. We were out in about 25 minutes. I had a read a lot about the casas on the forum and was excited to try one. Casas are not really my thing. Girls look tired, and there are too many restrictions. Facebook girls are a much better experience.

While waiting for our Uber, we encounter a strange sight. About 10 to 15 buses decked out in flowers and ribbons come swerving down the road, blaring their horns, and blasting music. They were literally swerving from one side of the road to the other, at considerable speed, while cars and motorbikes were trying to overtake them. I don't know what the hell that was, but my friend thought it might have been a wedding procession. Does anybody know what we witnessed?

My friend leaves at noon on Sunday, so we line up Maria from facebook to meet us at 9 am on Sunday.

[HumptyHump]

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears. It also would not let me use cash. After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

My Rappi verification code showed up a day late. So if you don't see the charge on your account right then, check back a day later. It was weird, I was able to pay with my credit card on my first order without any verification, but it wanted verification on my second order. So had to pay that in cash, until I was able to verify the next day.

[JustTK]

Or Redd Foxx's summation of that: They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are grateful as hell.

I like that. :

[MarquisdeSade1]

For sure, to each his own when it comes to mode of mongering. For me, in culling for chicas, the essentials do include true beauty in face and figure, some hard to define but "know-it-when-you see-it", overt sexuality, and a playful, flirtatious personalityand my being prepared to pay some premium for the above if / when need be.

That said, for those of you who, like Surfer500, reside in the "they all look the same in the dark" camp, you will find confirmation in Benjamin Franklin's 1745 "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" in which he recommends preferring an older woman to a younger one. To quote:

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. Ben also notes that the advantages include better conversation, less risk of unwanted pregnancy, and "greater prudence in conducting an intrigue."

9's and 10's as putas or non putas are extremely extremely rare anywhere in this world you may look.

In the rare event you find one, 9 times out of 10 the service will be lackluster, I have found a few and no matter who you.

Are or what you pay, you will probably be disappointed.

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Mindblowing PSE supercedes illusion any day of the week.

https://humour360.com/sexy-nsfw/93-p...thout-make-up/

IMO most females in the world, putas non putas pornstars et al are all ugly once you remove that mask of makeup.

Most are a fraud, a bunch of make up, A $300 haircut, and too many mongers on here think she's a goddess.

[Lefeu]

...Hope this helps folks avoid this problem in the future!

I had the same problem when I was in Medellin last. Worse, I had forgotten my iPad back home, and my passwords. So, I resorted to effectivo. I hope to fix that on my next trip.

[Knowledge]

I guess I need to stock up on ice cream.

I totally agree with you, I've been looking for someone who would spend money on the higher end girls, all that casas and centro girls are low grade and their conversation it's also very basic and low, I'm hispanic and I speak spanish and after sex I usually want to talk to the girls and the street girls have nothing to say that it's worth anything, I guess you get what you pay for.

[Mr Enternational]

Quick tip for Rappi with a credit card: be sure to select the option that they give you verify the card. They will do a trial charge on your card, and you need to go to your bank's website to verify the trial amount Rappi charges your card. Happens in seconds.

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears. It also would not let me use cash. After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

[Mr Enternational]

Benjamin Franklin's 1745 "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" in which he recommends preferring an older woman to a younger one. To quote:
Ben also notes that the advantages include better conversation, less risk of unwanted pregnancy, and "greater prudence in conducting an intrigue."

Or Redd Foxx's summation of that: They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are grateful as hell.

[BlackThought]

Well I was at the scene when this happened. And I guess I'm the fool you're talking about. Lmao.

What's hilarious is just how bitter you are at girls making money (perhaps because some make more than you) and also how generously others spend. This particular guy wasn't old mid 30's and not a repulsive looking guy.

The fact is she was offered 3 million and it wasn't what she charged.

These are absolute 10000% facts.

You come on this forum with all your BS and knowledge of pros and the game.

I'm quite sure you're just a bitter person. Who the fuck are you to determine how much an individual girl is allowed to charge or make for her body.

As far as the bottom end of the monger ladder you're the proof that you're it buddy.

Your hatred and bitterness towards working girls clearly shows how you've been treated by them in the past..

Well said. In life, it's always the miserable losers that worry about what others are doing LOL.

[Regnom3000]

I appreciate your frank candor and that you did not try to pad you results and experiences. I believe there are more guys in your situation than we here about. My wish for you is that you feel great about your experiences in Medellin. For me, it's my Happy Place and has exceeded all my expectations. I have stopped waiting for the bubble to burst or the axe to fall because things have gone well for me for awhile now. No matter what happens I can look in the mirror without any regrets, and if I die tomorrow, I die a happy man. Now, back to you (By the way, I am sarcastic, attention whoring, asshole and I will never change). The fucking auto editor here sucks.

First off, this is not the girl to be following up with for your more warm and fuzzy repeat date back at your hotel. Don't make excuses for her performance, that's entirely counter-productive. Empathy is good, but don't show sympathy, and don't take on any chica as a reclamataion project. Plus, I bet you $100 bucks she would be a no-show.

The girl who you pick for that should have rocked your world, knocked your socks off, and made you believe you were the best fuck she had that week (LOL) even though we know they are Oscar worthy actresses. Sounds like you did not run across a girl like that, and you chose the tallest midget in the room, but IMO you are setting yourself up for more disasspointment.

I think a guy like you needs a mix of prepagos and non-pros. Somewhere betwixt and between you will find what you are looking for, probably when you least expect it..

Damn, this resonated with me a lot man. I appreciate you dropping some gems on the kid.

Somewhere betwixt and between you will find what you are looking for, probably when you least expect it.

This is a god damn diamond in the rough. Feel like I knew that in my heart of hearts but you actually articulated and put words to it.

I am similar, and you desrribed one of my typical dates. Sometimes we also go out.

1000%. I'd say the best arrangements I've had are these ones. I've seen other guys mention it on here but having that rapport makes all the rest of the shit better. For me at least. But like I said, that's my style. One reason why I think this idea of hiring professionals is so appealing to me at this point at my life is because it feels clean, at least in regards to expectations and boundaries. For someone looking for company 1-2 nights a week that FWBs arrangement works well, but almost always inevitably gets a little messy.

Free is in quotes because we all pay one way or another, and I would point out that the average American marriage is the most expensive way to roll, , especially after a divorce.

Facts. I think marriage can be a beautiful thing, I have some friends it works great for. Others, not so much. But like you said, we're all paying one way or another, that just manifests differently depending on the arrangement.

What I don't see discussed here much and I consider the Holy Grail of building a list of go-to girls is personal referrals from the girls you already fucked and liked. Tell them they can hand out your number or even bring a girl over, whatever.

Can you elaborate on this? What's the benefit for them? Doesn't that potentially impede on their earning potential with you as a client? I never would have thought of this as a viable strategy.

I have one question for you. Will you return?

Hell yeah man. I'm here for at least another 2 months, maybe more. This world is simply one that's completely new to me, so I feel like I'm building the plane while flying it.

Thanks again for the two cents hermano.

3 K.

P.S. Can you tell I just figured out how to use the quotes feature?

P. P.S. I don't think WA counts as social media, you're good LOL.

[BlackThought]

I highly doubt you fucked a solid 9. I haven't seen any 9's in El Centro, even 8's are very hard to find. What makes them a 9 is not only the fact that they get dolled up, but also a healthy lifestyle. Healthy food, gym, good sleep, no stress, no bad habits (smoking, etc), low mileage. All of the above take a lot of effort, time and money. Yeah, eating clean is pricey. Do you know why most of them are fat? Because they eat cheap unhealthy food and they don't exercise. They are just too broke to eat clean. A true 9 will never work El Centro, because she will be in high demand and since the supply of 9's is low, her rate will go up. Guys will always pay premium for high quality, anywhere on the planet. When someone says "I fucked a solid 9 in El Centro" (and for how much? 50-70 mil cop?) I get skeptical.

LOL. Yeah I find it funny when they talk about 8-9's in el centro. Then I see some of the pics they post of centro girls with no curves etc, yeah no thanks. It's also why the hottest ones go overseas for more $ cause they can. Lots of 8-10 Colombians fly to Miami for big pay day, I doubt they'd be in el centro selling their pussy for 30 k / pop LOL.

[GeneHickman]

As for the other card they put on hold: you cannot delete the card while you have an order in progress (I had one in and another order I was trying to get going. That's when I got cut off). Just wait about a day or so, then delete the card from Rappi. After that, you can add it again, but be sure to verify the card with Rappi immediately after adding the card.

Hope this helps folks avoid this problem in the future!

Wish I saw this 3 days ago. I was wondering what the hell that was and eventually figured it out and successfully added my 2nd card. The other thing is it defaults you to effectivo. So if you are short on effectivo, then it drains it more! LOL.

Funny thing, I literally had just 20 mil in my room, and the order was 77 mil. Luckily my chica had 60 mil to lend me and that saved the day.

[Paulie97]

When I psychoanalyze myself and this experience I think a big part of the pleasure I get from sex is knowing my partner is also having a good time, which I don't think she necessarily did.

So. To wrap this whole thing up I got questions for y'all. Do I try to hire Mel out and give it another shot? Do I try another casa / escort and see if the experience is better? Or stick with non-pros and see if I can find one that's down for something casual?

In my perfect world once or twice a week I'd have the girl over, we'd smash, watch a movie, eat some ice cream, smash again, and then I'd call her a cab home.

Is that a service I can hire for? Ha.

It's pretty simple really. Invest some time in one you click with, whether it's a casa girl who gave you her Whatsapp (most will) or one you met off Facebook. The non-pro route is fine also. Good luck and thanks for the report.