Medellin Reports

[Smoothy]

The older a monger gets, the more attractive young girls become.

Well, I will say that the older I get, the more willing I am to accept lower on the 1-10 chart, but the rating chart remains the same.

I love your 1-10 rating scale, I think it's quite accurate.

[John Clayton]

...I attached someone that I think is an 8 in picture but 7 IRL...

If you rate her an 8, how would she rate you? (I would probably rate me as 2 or 3).

[Beobeo]

Haha, well you made me laugh, which I guess must have been the intention. A totally ludicrous scale and a ridiculous idea to boot.

He stated that this is one version. He should have said that's his version and I agree with it. Those movie stars & Victoria secret runway models (not the recent one) has to be somewhere on the scale. I would say 9-10 for them. The chance to stick your meat into a 9-10 should be an opportunity of a lifetime.

You can feel free to post your scale, I'm sure most of our scale 1-10 are different. I attached someone that I think is an 8 in picture but 7 IRL. Feel free to post your examples.

I walked Centro many many times but I have never seen someone like her or better. I mostly see 5-6, if they clean up, put on decent clothes and make up, they can be a 7 at most. Clearly, we all use very different scale.

[World Travel 69]

Curfew.

I heard that all of Colombia will have Curfew starting tonight.

The latest this morning from Jesus: "Hello, good morning, today.

Monday everything is normal, there are many police in the streets.

Many cities on alert, tomorrow there will be marches and protests.

There is a curfew and alcohol consumption is prohibited. ".

Contact Jesus, he will let you know what's going on, our man in the streets.

He is in Cali, WhatsApp: 57-323-586-6627.

[Mojo Bandit]

In my perfect world once or twice a week I'd have the girl over, we'd smash, watch a movie, eat some ice cream, smash again, and then I'd call her a cab home.

Is that a service I can hire for? Ha.

Appreciate the gems y'all have dropped in here, and if you guys got any questions I'm happy to elaborate on any or all of it.

Over and out - 3 K.

You definitely need a membership so you can get PMs. I see you have been getting some good advice and I am really just agreeing with what others have said. If you substitute the ice cream with delivery food from Rappi and this is my experience every time. Minus the movie and add listening to music and dancing etc. I have only experienced these kinds of appointments with FB chicas though, I have never tried building a rapport with casa or strip club chicas but if the other members say it can be done I am sure it can. Anyway if you get a membership, send me a PM and I can better help you out.

[Surfer500]

Some mongers here are needed to be reminded of a 1 to 10 scale of female attractiveness, so that they stop giving others BS about fucking solid 9's in Centro for 40 mil. One of the versions of 1-10 scale is below:

10. Perfection. Zero debateable flaws. Much like the sun, you can't look at her for more than a few seconds without turning away. Its just too nerve wracking and boner inducing. She makes rooms and situations tense due to the sexual tension she creates just by being in them.

This is probably one of the most concise and well written descriptions of how to rate women on a scale of one to ten I have ever read.

And the perfect ten you described is what gives guys that encounter them the "deer in the headlights look".

I've seen a few tens, which is almost like winning the lottery when you actually encounter one, and have had the deer in the headlight look when I did.

[JustTK]

Some mongers here are needed to be reminded of a 1 to 10 scale of female attractiveness, so that they stop giving others BS about fucking solid 9's in Centro for 40 mil. One of the versions of 1-10 scale is below:

Haha, well you made me laugh, which I guess must have been the intention. A totally ludicrous scale and a ridiculous idea to boot.

[MiamiBoy1]

Some mongers here are needed to be reminded of a 1 to 10 scale of female attractiveness, so that they stop giving others BS about fucking solid 9's in Centro for 40 mil. One of the versions of 1-10 scale is below:

1. Has a vagina. Completely repulsive to look at to where you have to look away. Kind of like the sun. 0 redeeming features.

2. Also repulsive but you can at least look at her without cringing. Commonly seen. No redeeming features. Cannot clean up or improve w makeup much.

3. A common sight, your basic unattractive but not hideous woman. Up to 1 redeeming feature. Your def not telling your friends about this one. She can clean up but not much.

4. This is where most women you start to notice will be placed. Not good looking but far from hideous. Up to 2 redeeming features. Beer goggles make her a 7 to you. She cleans up pretty good and with good style / makeup she can look decent or at least perfectly bangable to average guys on lonely nights.

5. She has a few redeeming features, cannot compete with her good looking friends but she can still get a date. She cleans up well and can pass for pretty at the right angles in pics. Extremely common to see. Is quick to be written off by dumpy guys with "fake standards" but in reality they are lucky to even get with a girl like this on their best day.

6. The sweet friend or girl next door. She has up to 3 redeeming features and can clean up well. She will never be a beauty queen and she will always be the backup plan for the good looking guys who strike out with their hotter targets. The dream of dumpy dweebs everywhere who are grounded in reality and know this is their 10. If your hanging out with her and people mistake her for your girlfriend you are not embarrassed, she can blend in.

7. This is where the genuinely pretty and hot women start. They can clean up amazingly well, get plenty of looks on the street and are targeted by men all around her. She can be polarizing to men. Some will call her a beauty, others will call her a bit plain, its a toss up. At the right angle she's a dream, at normal angles she's just pretty. Even looks decent at her worst. At this point you start counting flaws instead of redeeming features. Up to 3 flaws, easily pointed out and 2 of them are not debateable, even if small.

8. Genuinely hot. The girl that makes you look when she walks in the room. Up to 2 flaws max, with 1 being non debateable and they are easy to spot even behind the beauty or glam. The envy of alot of women and the object of affection of all but great looking or rich guys.

*Warning. 9-10 are highly debateable. Tough to distinguish between sometimes. *.

9. Most men will never get with a 9 in their lifetime. Rarely seen outside of porn or upscale events. They only have 1 debateable flaw and you have to really look or nitpick to find it. A stunner even at her worst. Just being in the same room with her is a bit uncomfortable but you want to keep getting looks at her.

10. Perfection. Zero debateable flaws. Much like the sun, you can't look at her for more than a few seconds without turning away. Its just too nerve wracking and boner inducing. She makes rooms and situations tense due to the sexual tension she creates just by being in them.

Now, before you claim you fucked a 9, revise the scale description first. The older a monger gets, the more attractive young girls become. Fucking a girl who is 1/2 or 1/3 of your age does not mean you are fucking an 8 or a 9 - you are merely fucking a girl 1/2 or 1/3 of your age. Pussy in Colombia is so affordable and plentiful, that when an older fat insecure monger comes down there form the USA Sex prison, he is so overwhelmed that wants to fuck anything that moves and has a pussy, and any pussy becomes an 8 or 9 to him.

[ColombiaLover]

After having to cut my month-long trip in June short by 10 days, happy to be back in MDE for a short trip. I arrived yesterday. Saw my 19 year old non-pro. She's sweet and she's learning. She's a little shy and I think she wants something with me (even though I tactfully remind her that this will not happen). But she seems to save it for me, so I can't complain. Last night I had a 29 year old from Tinder over. I have had no luck with Tinder until now. She is also a non-pro. Has a job. She was a little scared to meet me, but I gave her a choice of coming to the apartment and eating domocilio or meeting at a restaurant and she wanted to come here (and try the jacuzzi). We ate. She was cool. She felt comfortable with me. We enjoyed the jacuzzi. I played it cool. I asked her if she wanted a massage. She accepted. Normal massage at first. Shoulders, neck, back. But then I moved down to her ass and thighs. Massaging everything, but never touching her pussy. That was the key. Her anticipation. The bed was soaking wet with her juice! I discovered quickly that she enjoyed my finger in her ass, which I enjoy doing. Then moved my fingers to her wet pussy. Decided to treat her to the vibrator and she loved it. Multi-orgasms. Super wet. And of course my reward was fucking her. I probably could have fucked her ass also, but I wanted to feel her wet pussy and it was good. The only thing she did not / would not do is give me a BJ. NOt sure why, but since I was not paying, I was not going to argue. Had a great session. Loved to watch her cum. Loved playing with her ass. And unlike a lot of pros, when we finished, we laid in bed together for a while just enjoying the time.

This morning I was supposed to see a pro I have seen for 6 years, Vale Garcia. Vale is my type. She is small and skinny, yet she has great tits for a small girl. Delicious pussy. Good kisser. And best of all, she works hard for your orgasm. BBBJ, BBFS. I had not seen her in a while, so set up things for this morning. It is always good to have a morning girl, since many girls only want afternoon or night. I was kind of looking forward to it, because she can always make me cum. Even though I came with two chicas yesterday. Unfortunately, she cancelled this morning. At least she gave me 2 hours noticed and offered the afternoon, but I declined since my non-pro college girl is coming and I need to be ready to give it to her. She is another great find. She is 20 now, but I've known her since she was 15 (I dated her cousin). She had no experience, but she's slowly been getting better and she loves to get eaten and to get fuck. So I prefer to same my leche for her.

Funny how the free girls always show up and never give me drama. It's always something with the paid girls. The free girls take more time and effort than the prepagos (obviously), but in the end, they have been working out much better. I have a few more prepagos on my list. Maybe tonight.

[MiamiSammy]

For sure, to each his own when it comes to mode of mongering. For me, in culling for chicas, the essentials do include true beauty in face and figure, some hard to define but "know-it-when-you see-it", overt sexuality, and a playful, flirtatious personalityand my being prepared to pay some premium for the above if / when need be.

That said, for those of you who, like Surfer500, reside in the "they all look the same in the dark" camp, you will find confirmation in Benjamin Franklin's 1745 "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress" in which he recommends preferring an older woman to a younger one. To quote:

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. Ben also notes that the advantages include better conversation, less risk of unwanted pregnancy, and "greater prudence in conducting an intrigue."

What a treat to find such a great Franklin quote!

[SavePros321]

I had the same problem when I was in Medellin last. Worse, I had forgotten my iPad back home, and my passwords. So, I resorted to effectivo. I hope to fix that on my next trip.

Cool man! Glad to see that this information was needed!

Again, I would delete all of your cards from the app and start all over. Add the card, click the option to verify it, then get the trial charge amount from your bank account and enter it into Rappi. Just don't order food in the app before verifying the card, because you won't be able to verify later (and you will get that disappearing window that Mr. E was talking about until you delete the card from the app and start over).

[Turgid]

.... Do I try to hire Mel out and give it another shot? Do I try another casa / escort and see if the experience is better? Or stick with non-pros and see if I can find one that's down for something casual?...

It seems important for you to get positive feedback from the girl. I think you should give Mel another shot. She's new to the business and girls generally warm up to a guy after the first encounter. The second should be good and the third even better.

[SavePros321]

April I was using it with no problem. A couple of weeks ago it fucked up on me. It tells you to verify the amount, but if you get out of that window to check your bank, you don't get to switch back over to put the amount in. The window disappears.

Yes! Same thing was happening to me. That's when I decided to use another card but got the idea to just verify the other card as soon as I added it. That disappearing window thing is what tipped me off to just delete the old card (but I had an order in progress before they locked me out of that card, so I had to wait about a day or so and then was able to delete it and add it again).

After trying to use 3 different cards that shit locked me out. I wrote them to unlock my account and never heard anything back.

Just go back into the app and delete all of your cards. But add them one by one after verifying the card. The Rappi trial charge shows up in your bank account in seconds.

I went back and added my previous card after deleting it (a rewards card), and as soon as I added it I verified it with Rappi before using it and haven't had any more problems since.

[SavePros321]

Wish I saw this 3 days ago. I was wondering what the hell that was and eventually figured it out and successfully added my 2nd card. The other thing is it defaults you to effectivo. So if you are short on effectivo, then it drains it more! LOL.

Funny thing, I literally had just 20 mil in my room, and the order was 77 mil. Luckily my chica had 60 mil to lend me and that saved the day.

Yes, thankfully I had my backup cards and keep extra pesos just in case of stuff like this. Nothing worse than having a chica over who has the munchies and your card gets declined in Rappi and you don't have enough pesos to cover the cash option, LOL! Has not happened to me yet, but I created that post in hopes of helping others avoid that situation in the future.

[FatmanSlayer]

Couple things I noticed this trip.

1. I feel like Parque Lleras is turning into Centro. Where did all the hot girls go that were here 6 months ago? It's literally just the same group of Centro rats that come over to Parque Lleras at night. I walked around for like 5 hours and found like 1 or 2 okay-ish ones. 6 Months ago, I could easily find someone I think is hot in like an hour or less.

2. Stank pussies. A lot of these girls don't seem to have great hygiene down there.

3. The electricity at my place in Poblado went out like twice in one day. Each time for like 4 hours. Sucks being on the 20th floor.