Medellin Reports

**Bruno562** · 07-31-21 23:29

Can anyone recommend a solid outcall massage in Medellin? Cute girls, decent massage.

**Osteoknot** · 07-31-21 20:34

I am the most rested since my arrival a week ago, but still not 100%. I have been high 80% of my awake hours including now, but not much, I think my writing is lucid. My Number Uno novia Catgirl knows I am here in Medellin. Once we finally hooked up she would ask to see a plane ticket or the stamp on my passport so it was just a matter of time. I have not answered a video call from her in a week so she told me to stop treating her like she was stupid, so I confessed. Deny, deny, deny, never confess, but this is different.

My Numero Dos novia Amazonia paid me a surprise visit this morning from out of town with some big news, she's pregnant. She got drunk at her welcome home party in her pueblo, banged some guy she barely knew, he has told her to get an abortion and get lost. Typical male pig. She doesn't believe in abortion. Amazonia has moved about 5 hours outside of Medellin in the pueblo where she grew up. Basically, she is vacating the Number Two position in my line up. She borrowed 3 million pesos from a government program to start her own business. She's very industrious, not typical. She had her own ice cream parlor once. I have never met a sweeter girl in my life. I promised to buy her a laptop computer months ago for her business. I was going to give her my old one and upgrade myself but I will just go ahead and get her a new one while I am here, today or tomorrow, probably Jumbo. I could knock around El Centro for four hours looking for the best deal but I want her to have a rock solid warranty and customer support, so I will buy from Exito or Jumbo. She thought I would totally abandon her so she's somewhat relieved. The guy who impregnated her was the fourth guy in her life she did. I was the third. She's a normal, humble girl from a small mountain village who came to Medellin to try and make it on her own. Covid beat her back down to submission so she returned to her village. She says she will come back to Medellin again someday, and I believe her. I met her when she was the maid at a hotel I stayed at over a year ago, ironically the one I am switching to today. I asked her out ten times before she ever said yes, and I could never get her to take a dime for sex. Eventually, she realized I was paying other chicas for sex and just to make some sense out of it, she let me buy her a refrigerator last year. So now a laptop. No big deal. She deserves it.

To atone for my mongering sins with Catgirl I have agreed to take her to Santa Marta next week and buy her that fucking Yamaha I have been promising her for a year. I thought I would get more mileage from the iPhone Pro Max12 I just bought her a few weeks ago, but all Colombian chicas have short term memory loss for whatever money or presents you have given them. You can hand a chica half a million pesos and five minutes later she will ask you to buy her a tappaboca (face mask). Catgirl is also a "normal" local Paisa chica, but the total opposite of Amazonia. Catgirl is bisexual, wild and crazy and smart with a good heart which is probably why she can scratch that itch for me no other chica seems to be able to reach. Catgirl is the entire reason I ever set foot in Medellin to begin with.

The real reason I came to Medellin early was to stay with Soft Swirl but her mom died the day before I arrived and we never hooked up. Soft Swirl said she was going to come see me yesterday but she could not find child care for her son. Yesterday was a two girl day, Purrfekt Piel, then Sexy Dexy surprisingly jumped at the opportunity for a quick repeat. You can never make plans in Medellin, Medellin always has it's own plans for you. I am switching hotels today. This hotel promised me my favorite room facing the street the next day, but now they are acting as though the conversation never took place. My Spanish is not fluent, but I know they broke a promise to switch rooms, so third hotel in 4 days. One of the great advantages of traveling light, can pick up and go quickly. I have been around the world twice on one back pack. I buy and ditch quite a bit. The funny things is, I don't think the hotel broke the promise to be duplicitous, I believe they simply could not handle the logistics, jajajaja, Colombians.

I scored some really good pink shit, best so far. You know it's good when the chicas get a taste and start calling their amigas right away to come over and try it. Purrfekt Piel and Sexy Dexy have both promised me a party with their friends but such promises made while high may or may not come to fruition. Right now, I am thinking about switching rooms, when Amazonia will return for dinner and to stay the night, how to rebuff Catgirl off for one more night, where to go buy the laptop, and squeeze in a side fuck or two with some new "friends" of my girls who want to try the new pink shit. Say what you will, but it's not boring. I will keep it real for you guys, just like David Chapelle, jjajaja. Ostee Out!

**Knowledge** · 07-31-21 20:17

I find them to be very loud. They usually attract the attention of tourists but for the regulars they are more background noise than anything else. Like the Christian evangelists and sound system equipped vendor carts.

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

There's actually daily performances, all quite entertaining amidst all the hookers with a circus like atmosphere.

**BootyBandit84** · 07-31-21 19:22

Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]

Write this down:

Siempre pago 150 mil mas taxi.

I always pay 150 k plus taxi.

That not only informs them what you pay, but it tells them you've done this before.

If they refuse to budge you can reply:

Te entiendo, est bien. Gracias por tu tiempo.

I understand you and it's okay. Thanks for your time.

If they come down to 200 k you can negotiate to not add any for the taxi.

Listen to this man, this is great advise! If you let them start the pricing they will always throw out large numbers in hope they get lucky. And wile I tend to pay 200 k more often than 150 k I'm happy with the price and they are happy with the money they get. That usually leads to a great time for both of us. Now I have a nice stable group of 8 smoking hot chicks that are always happy to drop what they are doing and meet up with me when I'm in town. Again, this is great advise!

**Edward Q** · 07-31-21 16:01

Anyone have a line on a solid, reliable dentist in MDE?

**Adindas** · 07-31-21 11:20

Originally Posted by ILuvThePussy [View Original Post]

Here's some pics for the boys. A creampie and some nice tits.

Woow Nice Creampies. I also "Luv Pussy".

**JjBee62** · 07-31-21 05:51

Originally Posted by Regnom3000 [View Original Post]

Hit up a few cuties on FB and it seems like their prices are more in the 250+ range. Maybe I'm just used to the prepagos online and casa girls so that felt pricey, but is that typical of what you pay? The casa appointments and other citas I've had have definitely felt rushed.

Definitely would be more interested in the more lowkey GFE type joints where you could slow shit down for a bit.

P.S. In other news went to Tantra yesterday and there were only 3 girls available. Not sure if it's just popping right now or they're low on ladies.

Write this down:

Siempre pago 150 mil mas taxi.

I always pay 150 k plus taxi.

That not only informs them what you pay, but it tells them you've done this before.

If they refuse to budge you can reply:

Te entiendo, está bien. Gracias por tu tiempo.

I understand you and it's okay. Thanks for your time.

If they come down to 200 k you can negotiate to not add any for the taxi.

**ColombiaLover** · 07-31-21 04:47

I won't speak for anyone else, but for me, hell no I don't pay 250+. Unless it's for TLN. There are some girls on FB who think highly of themselves and will try to charge you that price (especially new guys or weekend warriors who have limited time and don't care) and may not come down, but the key is being willing to walk. If you walk, there's a good chance they'll contact you again with a better offer. Depends on how bad they need money. The other option is to negotiate. If I get a high-ball offer, I have to make a decision on whether it's just not worth my time to go further or if I want to try to negotiate. I usually say something like this (but in Spanish). "You are a pretty girl and I am sure you are worth it. But I"ve been visiting Medellin for 16 years and I do not pay that much. I get great service from girls who I pay 150 mil. " And I leave it at that. I might go up a bit. Or maybe I throw taxi on top of it (by either giving cash or ordering an Uber for which I pay). If taxi is involved, I always find out where they live so I have an idea of what taxi cost would be. Don't pay 250 unless there is some chica you just have to have. And I hate to say it, but you'll probably be disappointed with the service.

Originally Posted by Regnom3000 [View Original Post]

Hit up a few cuties on FB and it seems like their prices are more in the 250+ range. Maybe I'm just used to the prepagos online and casa girls so that felt pricey, but is that typical of what you pay? .

**MiamiSammy** · 07-31-21 03:12

Originally Posted by JustTK [View Original Post]

I don't see the sign in the foto, but if that's where it was, then its moved. Its now directly in front of the church. Maybe an even better view!

Cool- got it. The sign in the pic says "Govindas". The restaurant on the second floor is an old favorite; I never realized they had a third floor, much less that's where it moved to. Thanks.

**PseudoGene** · 07-31-21 02:22

All your details were vivid; I almost felt like watching a movie. I laughed when you mentioned the pink thingy, and I saw that one too during my last trip. One bag for 50, chicas loved it.

Thank you.

**Lois Sanborn** · 07-31-21 02:20

I've been building up my friend list for the past two weeks, adding chicas that I'm relatively sure are working. For the first week, I was stuck at about 3 friends, and limited to friend requesting 3-4 a day before I started getting limited by FB. I added this one Brazilian chick and now I've fallen into this loop of her Brazilian network adding me, and as I accept, their friends adding me LOL. Nothing wrong with it, and I probably need the friends to make me look less like a bot, but now a bunch of my recommendations are Brazilians and I'm pretty sure I'm diverting from the path of paisas I so desire to reach. Any advise from other mongers? One thing that's been a godsend for me is looking at mongers with open friend lists. Medellin Rich, you are a generous man with a giving spirit.

**PhilLanderr** · 07-31-21 01:28

Apologize for being totally off topic but nowhere else to ask. Does anyone know a very good private Spanish tutor in Medellin? With or without benefits. I don't care. I just want to learn the language. Quickly. All info appreciated. Cheers.

**JustTK** · 07-31-21 01:13

Originally Posted by Regnom3000 [View Original Post]

P. P.S. For the casa folks on here, is there usually a best time to visit? I tend to go after work closer to 5 or 6 PM, curious if there's a best practice for visiting hours LOL.

5-6 pm. Maybe that's why you feel rushed. They probably want to go home. *smile*.

If you like a girl, you can buy a few drinks, stay for an hour, even more. Some of the casas have VIP rooms too. So there should be no need to feel rushed.

**BlackThought** · 07-31-21 01:11

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

She likes the way I eat pussy and ass which I noticed is kind of recurring theme for me. I am pretty good at it, solid 8, I can read a girl pretty good if she wants hard or soft, fast or slow, I think it's mainly lack of competition from the Colombian locals, IDK.

Ever catch anything from eating pussy / ass? You do the sniff test to inspect the goods?

**Regnom3000** · 07-31-21 00:53

Originally Posted by Regnom3000 [View Original Post]

P.S. In other news went to Tantra yesterday and there were only 3 girls available. Not sure if it's just popping right now or they're low on ladies.

P. P.S. For the casa folks on here, is there usually a best time to visit? I tend to go after work closer to 5 or 6 PM, curious if there's a best practice for visiting hours LOL.