Medellin Reports

[DiverOyster]

Are there any cambios in El Poblado that will give a decent USD to COP exchange rate? Many thanks.

[Lucky Nuts]

Alright Fellas,

Wow if there is a Heaven I'm pretty sure it's called Medellin.


Takeaways and Summary:

Overall, I fucking love it here, as opposed to the US, most women here are in-shape, feminine, and attractive. I possibly foresee starting the path of stringing chicas along that I'm interested in something serious as having the potential of blowing up in my face. But we'll cross that bridge when it happens. In the mean time, the short term objective is to bang G2 an keep getting novias, I'm looking for a novia for each day of the week.

Let me know if you guys want to get into any more specifics of any part of this trip, logistically, work-wise, any part. Happy to answer any questions for those that have any. Happy hunting guys! And I'll be sure to update soon!

Nice report Mike thanks! Your report just made me curious of your approximate age. Because they both asked to have a novio / novia relationship I got the impression you don't have more than a 10 or 15 year age difference with the chicas. Is that correct or is age supposedly not important to these chicas? Yes you have found heaven so enjoy it all you can!

[JjBee62]

Yamaha update that no one asked for. Turns out there is a three month backlog for orders from the factory on all new Yamahas, internationally. We checked Bogota, Cali, same story. All the motos you see in the shop are already sold and waiting for delivery. Here's where it got weird. The dealer wanted a 100% down payment to order the bike. Granted it is a seller's market, but that is typical for how businesses take advantage of the average every day Colombian here who does not know the difference. I told him I would put a down payment of whatever his normal profit margin was on one moto. I threw out the figure 2 million COP at him on a 12 million COP moto. I explained to him that if I don't follow up with full payment at time of delivery, which they say could be three months or longer, obviously they keep the deposit and sell the bike to someone else for double their usual profit. The guy looked at me like he was stunned by my logic, jajaja. He went to go ask his manager and I left because he took too long.

There is a moto zone in El Centro. About 2 blocks where nearly every business either sells or repairs scooters and motorcycles. It's located a few blocks west of the Prado metro station. At least I believe that's where you'll find it.

I don't know if there are any Yamaha dealers there or not, but it might be worth checking out.

If you want to talk to an expert, who might be able to point you in the right direction, go to Medellin Sport Rentals and ask for Santi. It's located in the Manila neighborhood. Carrera 43 F #14-45. He can give you an opinion about every make and probably help.

They also do rentals of motos and ATVs.

[JustTK]

Is it OK to negotiate BBFS beforehand with the Chicas at Lleras Park? Or is this a no go?.

My experience in Colombia says nothing is taboo. If that's your bag, do it! They won't be offended. "Podemos hacerlo sin condon?

[JustTK]

I have to assume your joking and Balboa posted what I have noticed in Centro.. there's still plenty of Chicas available to be had for fair pricing, albeit they all won't be cuties, so for the guys that don't need to have a beauty queen, and have time on their hands, patience, and Spanish speaking skills it can be a bonanza.

No, not joking. But as you allude to, maybe the experience of different people depends on their familiarity with places, ability to speak Spanish, and confidence. I often find that if you allow chicas to dictate negotiations then, it ends up with a higher price. I just assume its 30-40 k, and they would have to motivate something from there. As per normal, I don't think appearance comes in to it. Neither mine of hers. You can pay 200 k for a pig, or 30-40 k for a cutie. Can often be down to luck.

[JustTK]

What you don't want to ever do is overstay your visa. .

I just did this so can reply with up to date info. I will do it on the gen info thread, since that's where it belongs.

[JustTK]

Everyone has to find their own way and what works for them.Medellin is the smorgasboard, from the quickest impersonal mudhole fuck in El Centro to as deep as you want to go emotionally.

Ain't that the truth. I think I have been in all those scenarios, and no doubt will again.

[Kafka]

This gets my stamp of approval.

What's not to love about centro putas especially vennies who's life mission is to worship the gringo cock! This holds true for my gringo black brothers who love the vennies.

And she could just about deep throat it all, love the gasps and gagging that is part of sucking thick gringo cock.

Look at her adoring eyes as she "took me to the candy shop."

The old saying rings true every time, "what's the best BJ you ever got? Well the one your getting right now."

Much love and respect. Happy Friday to all!

The Tall Man.

[JustTK]

Haha, they don't think about gaps in the market. They'll charge whatever they think they can get.
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Yes for sure. I can easily believe the price goes up for gringos that can't speak Spanish. But if your confident and look / act experienced, I think you get the local rates. Well, it seems to work like that for me. *smile*.

[JjBee62]

Today I went searching for loutron and ended up lost. The taxi took me to a different place.

16 A#9 E500.

Is this still the address, or can someone point me in the right direction.

Open up Google Maps. Search for "Colosal. " It's a restaurant on Las Palmas. With the map centered on Colosal, zoom out just a bit and search for Loutron. It's very close to Colosal.

[JjBee62]

The problem when Covid was peaking is they were not granting extensions of the 90 day tourist visa. Technically, they were granting extensions but it was taking longer than 90 days to process which meant they were expired by the time they were granted. And "visa" has different meanings in different countries. Here is it just the stamp on your passport that starts the calendar countdown as JJ said, after 90 days you have to leave the country and then you can return for another 90 days, or file for an extension. Before Covid you could file for the extension of your tourist visa on line, very simple and instantaneous. I have not checked on that this trip because I am already on my second 90 days or "extension" based on the date of my stamped entry at Immigration at the airport, so this option is no longer available to me for 2021. You can come and go as many times as you want in one calendar year as long as no single stay exceeds ninety days (unless you apply for an extension, then you can stay 180 consecutive days) and the total of all visits in one calendar year cannot exceed 180 days. Not. One. Day. Over. Clear as mud?.

I stayed in Colombia for 354 consecutive days, although I could have legally stayed 370 days.

At the end of my first 90 days I went to the Migración office and extended for 90 days. It was a bit time consuming, I think 3 hours.

Before the extension ended I prepaid for 3 Spanish classes at EAFIT. 3 classes gets you e 6 month student visa, 6 classes gets you a year. Then I had to take a trip to Bogota to get the visa. Probably took another 4 hours. Somehow 180 days plus 6 months came to just over 1 year.

Cost of 3 classes was about $1000, might be less now with the current exchange rate.

[Knowledge]

I get out enough for me at least. I did say it is fake news. Anyway, I'm looking forward to hearing more about what it's like here. More than anything else I am always greatly entertained by the creative ways guys justify paying what the girls ask in Gustos and Lleras. Just a couple of weeks ago I was there with a friend and we were both wearing very thick beer goggles but the girls were all hat and no cattle. Maybe I would see it differently if I had an acute case of blue balls.

- Agreed. Some of these guys must not get out much. I agree with 7-7.5 as the ceiling on what you're going to find in Parque Lleras.

[Surfer500]

Agreed. Some of these guys must not get out much. I agree with 7-7. 5 as the ceiling on what you're going to find in Parque Lleras.

Knowledge was totally joking about there being Miss Universe Chicas available in Lleras for few thousand pesos more than in El Centro.

His post was more about trying to steer guys away from El Centro in jest, as in my opinion El Centro is changing with the onslaught of all the mongers descending on the place in the past months.

Fake news begets more fake news, but all in fun!

[MarquisdeSade1]

Go to the green pharmacy at 70 and they will get it for you for $150.

You have to wait few hours.

It cost $2000 usd in the USA.

Just because you get it for $150 doesn't mean you should.

Only a complete fool would do that.

"You have to wait few hours" do they say they are making a fresh batch just for you? WTF.

Pro tip, if you ever need Chemo drugs don't buy them in a 3rd world farmacia either!

But on the other hand I have heard they can be very inexpensive.

This is analogous to buying a new ifone 13 in the box for $50 in MDE, would you do it?

[Combo]

Miss Universe candidates? In Parque Lleras? Are you kidding? LOL You will be lucky to find a 7-7. 5 there on a good day. Most of them are very low quality, pretty much same quality as El Centro girls, but 5-7 times pricier. Average covered service too. One night a found a cute Venezolana, she was not a model type, but solid 7, probably the best looking one there that night. Offered 250 mil cop for BBBJ and covered FS, she refused. But I'm sure some John agreed to CBJ and offered even more dinero. And then we all wonder wtf they don't negotiate.

Agreed. Some of these guys must not get out much. I agree with 7-7. 5 as the ceiling on what you're going to find in Parque Lleras.