Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Yeah, I am finding girls who don't smoke too much yet. Like Ana Foxxx.

This new girl, Melania Trump, is great though, so I will put up with it for a while.

The damn red bulls too give me so much gas, I was de-inflating the whole next 24 hours.

These girls in the life are so fucking unhealthy. It is like dating a crack working girl who smokes, drinks, eats the worst food.

I last had a cigarette 30 years ago when out at a bar my buddies bet me I couldn't get a date with a hot chick who was chain smoking. Often have told working girls if you want to make serious money, stop smoking. Today, no matter how hot the girl, if I smell smoke I pass. I usually ask, do you smoke after sex and if she answers, I don't know, I never looked, then I know I have a winner. Trust that there are many non-smoking girls in Rio. Just say no.

[Vagabundo1]

During the holidays many of the places like Mabs (or Transamerica, haha) turn into ghost towns. I had a regular, Monique, come over on Christmas day, and we did our usual pernoite / perdia for $250 (she has negotiated up to $400), and we went to holiday lunch at a nice churrascuria place at Olegario Maciel. But most of the working girls at Transamerica disappear on viagems until about 1/15. Since it is summer, many are going to the beach resorts, IE, buzios.

At that time, prices go up crazy. Not a problem if you are a monthly (mensal) renter, but the local landlords like to jack up the rent by 100% if they can. Fuck them. Well, I am planning logistically to just stay through again. At least until next fall (IE, April / March) as the spring, summer, fall is the time to be here in Brazil. I may need to get back to the Northern Hemisphere for the Rio Winter. This planning is somewhat exchange rate dependent.

Anyway, it would be good to see more of your Conrad-esque writing here on this board. You could write about blonds getting fucked up their asses in tier 1 termas to please all the sports fans here, haha. Oh. And I will PM you on some other items. Best, Vagabundo.

In researching for my Winter return to Rio I saw that on google Mab's was "temporarily closed" although as I write this it looks normal again.

Anyone know the straight dirt on that?

Follow up question: any one of my experienced homies care to do a brief rundown of the realities of mongering in Rio during the Christmas and New Years holiday season?

I already know it's going to be a rip off and girls will be gone before and after Christmas. The airbnb prices for New Year's week are just ridiculous. Straight Ridiculous. I'm imagining freelancers knock up prices as well as domestic and international tourists flock to Copa and Ipanema in large numbers.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

While I normally go to Tijuca massage parlors on Saturdays, the selection hasn't been too much to my taste lately so tried out some Copa ones. Went first to Delirio; only three girls available for the presentation, but the third one, Bruna, a pretty, bubbly, mulatta with a great slim body, pert small be tits, and nice firm ass, stood out. Asked to speak to her to ask what she did; she said everything. Told her I never come so could and would she fuck for the whole session? Yes. Asked her if she kissed; she DFKd me on the spot. Sold.

Receptionist said t was 180 real for the hour. Showed her I was a member of and poster on gparena.net so the rate should be 150, to which she agreed. Paid the receptionist the 150 real for the hour, took a shower, and waited for her to arrive. She undressed and she looked even better than before. Started my music program to do some dry humping but she was so hot to trot that I cut it short and went straight to me massaging her back, legs, pussy, and ass, which she really enjoyed, moaning with pleasure. (Found out later she only works there on Saturdays; the rest of the week she works in a non-sex terepia doing actual massages. Must of have been funny to her for her to be be massaged instead of her doing the massage.).

Turned her over to kiss, suck her tits, and then lick her pussy but she was so worked up that she didn't last more than a couple of minutes of my licking her clit before she exploded in an orgasm, rested a bit, and went to pee.

When she came back she started a BBBJ for a few minutes but I could see that she wanted to fuck so I put on the condom and she jumped on my dick and rode it for probably 15 minutes, kissing like a madwoman, until she came again, and went out to pee again. She came back and we did missionary until the time was over, with her moaning with pleasure the whole time.

A fantastic session and would repeat but am going to Sao Paulo this week so it will have to wait until my return, maybe in November.

Side note: checked out the 583 NSC parlors. The one in the Sobreloja is gone; apparently the rent became too much to stay in business. Eden Spa had 2-3 girls that I might have gone with had I not just finished with Bruna.

[Mr Enternational]

In researching for my Winter return to Rio I saw that on google Mab's was "temporarily closed" although as I write this it looks normal again. Anyone know the straight dirt on that?

Don't know when that was from. A buddy just put up a picture of Mabs the other day with some new flags and shit hanging up. Maybe they closed for the day to do that decorating.

(I jacked his pic.)

[MRusa007]

I have been to Rio and SP several times. Have been terribly missing these two heaven on earth.

I am vaccinated (Pfizer).

Want to get some inputs / guidance of precautions / fear / no-fear. Justification of enjoying in these clubs with Covid going around. I know this may be a buzz-kill question. So please don't beat me up. Haha.

I am very eager to understand what are the various logic both scientific as well as non-scientific for mongering with Covid around all of us.

I have been terribly quiet since March 2020. No action at all and is killing me.

[Member #4729]

In researching for my Winter return to Rio I saw that on google Mab's was "temporarily closed" although as I write this it looks normal again.

Anyone know the straight dirt on that?

Follow up question: any one of my experienced homies care to do a brief rundown of the realities of mongering in Rio during the Christmas and New Years holiday season?

I already know it's going to be a rip off and girls will be gone before and after Christmas. The airbnb prices for New Year's week are just ridiculous. Straight Ridiculous. I'm imagining freelancers knock up prices as well as domestic and international tourists flock to Copa and Ipanema in large numbers.

[Vagabundo1]

I had my girl from Paris over to my place. We hit olegario with her friend for drinks, which were 74 r for 4 at a Mexican place. We then got some liquor at a package store. We came back to my place, and the girls had a time of it playing music and drinking. I was on red bull and Gatorade. We fucked at night and the morning. Paid her 500.

[Exec Talent]

I last had a cigarette 30 years ago when out at a bar my buddies bet me I couldn't get a date with a hot chick who was chain smoking. Often have told working girls if you want to make serious money, stop smoking. Today, no matter how hot the girl, if I smell smoke I pass. I usually ask, do you smoke after sex and if she answers, I don't know, I never looked, then I know I have a winner. Trust that there are many non-smoking girls in Rio. Just say no.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Very useful info, seems to converge around R500 per month. But other factors come into play, like a universal single buyer / regulated drug buying scheme to prevent rip offs (same as Singapore, AU and many other countries) and basic universal emergency care. Another reason BR offers a vastly better quality of life in certain non-touristy places.

I just looked online at USA hookers: fat, ugly, tatoos and expensive, I only want to rent it, not buy it.

[Mr Enternational]

I scanned the posts to avoid asking dumb stuff: but have a question:

What is the real world cost for a 40-60 year old no pre-existing conditions health insurance in Rio as opposed to SUS?

I asked my girl that works at the health department in Rio. She does not have insurance, so she in-turn asked her friend that sells insurance. Instead of returning something simple, she ran the numbers. There is a wide range of plans and prices as you can see.

[WyattEarp]

Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.

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[Vagabundo1]

So, there are several reasons I hate copa:

1. The hotel Astoria palace refused to let me and my girl back up to the hotel rooftop bar pool after we left. The goddamn hookers had to go get cigarettes and smoke weed. Jesus H Christ. So we are walking around copa buying cigarettes one at time. No, that means I, Vagabundo, am paying some stupid price for single cigarettes because these are nicotine addicts.

2. So, then we have an expensive meal at trattoria.

3. The girls need each other because the other wingman can't speak Porto. So, between fucking, she is bored out of her skull. And they need each other to keep company.

4. At the beach every fucking scumball vendor comes up and hits on our women, and of course, we get raped on pricing.

5. All that second hand smoke. Smoking again irritates my lungs, and after a day of smoking I am coughing.

6. Red meat. Generally I don't eat it. Wingman thinks churrasco is a must, so, fine. $300 on a churrasco for me and my girl. Not the money so much as the heavy gut after all that red meat. Not good for fucking.

7. the rude hotel staff at astoria palace. I put them on blast. Avoid Astoria Palace. Shitty hotel. Transamerica is good. Hotel Atlantico Tower is good. F' this hotel, Astoria palace.

8. Condoms. My date, Melania, says we will be barebacking next week. Thank fucking god. I hate hate hate condoms. With all the rest (red meat, alcohol, cigarettes), this has been a sub optimal day for fucking as cardio training. It just sucks to have to fight all these terrible health practices.

[Vagabundo1]

Stargazer and I took our girls from Paris to the beach at Copa and for overnights.

I set a rate of 2000 reais per week for 3 or 4 pernoites. I paid for some food ($200 or so at Trattoria), Stargazer picked up alot of the tab at the beach, we split churrascuria at a nice place $300 for my half, and then I have my long legged morena clara over at the love shack after a few ubers for $100 or so, and some food, for another $100. She's 23, and looks like a young Melania. Stargazer's blond is like a young Ivanka. It's all covered at this point, but we need to go get some pharmaceuticals or tests or something, then it will be BBFS.

All is well.

[Sperto]

Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.

Compare with your Spanish, blanca. Branca.

[SouthernOcean]

First time to Rio. Cartagena monger and love it but want to try the legendary Rio. Anyone know of a boots on the ground guy in Rio for advice and direction. If so please pm name and what he or she charges if you know. Will be staying in Copa Beach area. Tourist. Place sounds good. Especially the clubs. Is it really dead on the weekends. Strange. And is the best time early evening. Reports on here are great but since I have never been there, the references are a little hard to follow. Like, what is a branca girl.