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09-25-21 21:29 #89142
Posts: 29Explored this MP for the first time in Safdarjung
Wanted to experience a NE girl since my visit to Humayunpur (a Northeast colony in Delhi). So looked for MPs nearby, and went to Ayur thai SPA (SE).
Though the counter-charges were a bit high (1600/ HR), I negotiate to 1300 for 45 minutes (which later doesn't matter as I was in for approx. 1 HR).
They offered water / lemonade at the counter and asked if I have any preference. I said, send a petite NE.
So I went in, the room was pretty clean and spacious enough. The masseur was wearing a mask at the time of massage, but she looked attractive because of her nice figure.
The massage was pretty good, one of the best I've experienced so far. She used warm oil and massaged perfectly (not very soft, not very hard).
After about 30 minutes of massage, she asked for extras. I asked for services and prices.
She said, 1500 - HJ & 5000 - B2B. I know the area is South Delhi, but I wasn't that stupid or inexperienced to agree on these prices.
I told her to do B2B in 2 k, but she didn't get convinced. At last, she came to 3 k for B2B. To be honest, I wanted to go for that but I only had 2 k in cash and I don't want someone from outside to intervene for Gpay.
So, I told her I can do I can do 2 k for B2B or 1 k for HJ.
She said, she will do HJ for 1 k but I cannot touch her. This really put me off and I told her to continue only normal massage with no extras.
Another 15 minutes of massage, then I again insisted on her with my same offer.
She agreed for 1 k HJ plus touching her everywhere.
So, I paid her 1 k. Kissed her on the lips a bit while she was resisting. Then she started the HJ, I put my hand in her bra and took out her one pumpkin. Sucked it, that was really tasty. And was in great shape.
While she was HJ ing me, I fingered her, and man she was completely wet. At that time I would have loved to spend that 3 k for B2B, but that was too late.
Came on her hands, took a deep shower as I was oiled heavily. Went out, they again offered me water, and job done. Johny is now satisfied for 1 week. Will look for new adventures next week.
Keep mongering!
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09-25-21 21:00 #89141
Posts: 306Digits
Bro please share digit and name in PM.
Originally Posted by Fresher2019 [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 20:52 #89140
Posts: 191SP Ashish Bait and Switch
Beware of SP Ashish. Bait and Switch.
Last four digits - 100.
Boycott him. He promises moons and star and send garbage.
Pro Tip: Always check the bird before, then only allow in room.
Be tough guy to say NO and be firm.
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09-25-21 20:50 #89139
Posts: 45Request For Contact
Originally Posted by RurockStud [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 20:33 #89138
Posts: 3SnM Lee
The myth of SnM DC and Lee.
Have been reading eulogies to the great SnM DC spa and its star performer Lee for so long that I decided to finally go there.
Phoned them up and spoke in English in the knowledge that some north east (NE) girl would be at the reception, but a hoarse voice replied in Hindi. It was a voice I would rather associate with a woman from GB Road than with a NE girl, though it was all respectful.
Reached there before time. The stairs to the first floor spa in defence colony, south Delhi, was all smelling nice with perfumed candles lit at strategic points. However, the reception inside was just ordinary with three persons sitting on the sofa. One was a sweeper-like woman whom I thought was the one who picked up the phone. The other was a young muscular guy who looked like a bouncer or some suspended cop. The third was a short north east woman who came to the reception desk to attend to me. I said I have an appointment with Lee and the first thing she asked me was whether I have a package. When she opened her mouth I then realised oh it was she who had picked up the phone. Her teeth were horrible and she was quite ugly. Asked her to give me a big room with a low bed but she took me to a small room with a high massage table and said every room is like that. Maybe she was right as 2 rooms next to it were similar.
The room was nothing great-- 10 by 6 feet with a 6 by 2 feet cushioned massage table. There was a mirrored dressing table on one side of the wall, with oil, cream and other things neatly lined up. In one corner was a small cushioned chair. The A / see was working fine. All in all it was a small but neat and clean room. Maybe there were not many customers around that day.
The bathroom was quite spacious, clean with nice wash basin and almost new WC. There was also a bathing area separated by a glass door. It was small but again clean with nice hand shower. There was also a small stool inside.
As I was inside the bathroom gurgling with mouthwash I heard a knock on the main door and a girl came in. From that distance she looked quite pleasant. I enthusiastically said Hi, how are you, and went up to her with open arms to hug her. She reciprocated well and came up to me and threw herself around me. It was then I realised what posters here mean when they call her petite. It is only when you meet her than you realise how small and thin she is. Petite means small and thin in an attractive way, but here in the forum lot of girls are called petite. So one cannot imagine how petite Lee is. She is not petite, she is a bloody midget. A small 4. 5 feet girl, with everything very small, from hand to feet to neck to body, except tits and pussy. She is thin though not bony. As you say in Hindi, "shareer mein maas nahin hai" (not much meat on body) except on the tits.
She was in embrace and I kissed her on the neck and ear. It was like kissing a small girl. As I lifted her head it felt as if I was picking some squirrel by the neck. So light. She looked up at me and said in her slow sing song NE accent, " oh baby, mein muh mein lega. Mein bahut horny hai" (I will take yours in my mouth. I am very horny). It was a voice of a kid with no emotions.
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She has learnt two more sentences in Hindi. One is, "tuh mujhe ch de," (you f me) and the second is, "mein tujhe chxng ga" (I will fxxx you). She says looking at you with some face-making. But those come out as if a kid has mugged them and is just blurting out without knowing what they mean. Nothing before and nothing after each sentence She doesn't have much else to say. It didn't excite me nor it will excite anybody else, I am sure. How would you feel when a small girl tells you all this in a kid's voice without any emotions or meaning? She is really a small girl who looks like not more than 14-15 years in face and 12-13 years in body, though she claims she is 25. (I don't believe her). She said each of these sentences twice or thrice, and I guess her purpose was to show how excited she was and to tell you how sexually heavy the atmosphere she has made. She was under no influence of any weed or vodka nor was extremely excited as written about her in some earlier FRs here.
After the first round, she went into the bathroom to clean up. She didn't come out for 5 minutes. I went in and saw her squatted on the floor and cleaning her pussy with the hand shower. She just reminded me of a kid who has been left alone in the bathroom and has now found an opportunity to play with water. She was doing just that, paying with water while cleaning her pussy. I asked her why she taking so long, she replied, "aaraha hoon, baby" (I am coming, baby). Again a kid's voice.
Her pussy is not all that exciting. A big flabby light grey labia that is darker at the edges. The only best thing on her is her tits. Both tits and pussy look as if they don't belong to that small body. But pasted there.
Fxxxxxg her is like screwing a sex doll half your size who repeats 1 or 2 sentences just to. Excite you. It's so plastic. Many in the forum wouldn't know what a sex doll really feels like. But they would surely remember those "Hit Me" toys of their childhood days, that plastic inflated toy in the shape of a joker or bear which you hit or punch and it almost falls to the ground but then straightens up and returns to its original position because it has sand filled in the bottom. Lee is just that in feel: plain smooth plastic tight skin but just soft to the touch. And just taller than that toy.
If that is the SnM's star performer for you then why so much praise for the spa, you would wonder. My guess is there are two classes of people who glorify SnM DC and its therapists. The first are those who have been in the mongering world for quite sometime, from the days when pussy was available either in GB Road or on street or through advertisements in the classified columns or back pages of newspapers and tabloids. For them and many others, the coming up of the spas, particularly Soul & Me (SnM), where one could go just for a massage and end up having ones ass and dick licked and sucked by clean, smooth, white skinned north east or Thai girls while also fg them in the process, was unique and a novelty. It was so exciting just climbing the steps of a spa without saving face and ending up in an hour of complete bliss. What a wonderful life. These are the people who are nostalgic about SnM. Ones first or unique experience, especially sexual, is always edged in ones mind and one always remembers it with fondness and excitement. That is what nostalgia is all about. But one can't blame them for that.
The second class of people are those who are just out of school and have started getting an itch in their nether area. They are the average people. For them, a smooth, white skinned, nice looking naked girl is a fantasy. One can't blame them, either.
If sex is just ordinary and yet so expensive at SnM, then why go there in the first place. Exactly. Rs 2000 at the counter and Rs 2.500-3000 to the girl inside for some plastic sex doesn't make sense.
Anybody, a newbie or a tourist, who gets excited after reading flattering reports about SnM and Lee, is well advised to consider this report as well before he ventures into that place. It will give him a better perspective and help him make an informed and intelligent assessment.
For such people, I have a better suggestion. (please read slowly). Save your hard-earned money. Buy yourself a nice "Hit Me" toy. Tape record those Lee's two classic sentences in an oft-repeated 10 minute recording in a thin voice of a kid. Switch off the lights. Put on a zero or 2 watt red colour bulb. Put some nice oil on your dick. (You thought I would tell you to punch the toy haha haha). Get naked under the sheet with the toy. Switch on the tape recorder. Put your arms and legs around the toy, and start slooowlyyy and slowly rubbing your dick on the toy as "tuh mujhe ch de," (you f me) and "mein tujhe chng ga" (I will fxxx you) enter your ears. That is Lee for you. I promise it will be a better and thoroughly enjoyable experience and save you so much money.
In Japan, people are already having such sexual experiences with human-like female toys in some special spas and at their homes.
Those who don't want to buy that toy, I have a simpler and cheaper suggestion.
Buy a loaf of bread. Better if it's a full loaf, but doesn't matter if it sliced. Cut it in half. If it's sliced, then tape the half bread around so the slices don't fall off. Run a knife through the centre of an half bread and make a slit, deep till the end but not broad. Take some butter in a bowl, warm it. Pour the melted butter inside the slit in the bread. Switch off the lights and put on the red bulb. Switch on the tape. Get underneath the sheet naked. And sloooowllyy slowly.
And one important point: Don't let your dog get its teeth on that fg bread. Cut it in slices and fry it in butter the next morning. Call your neighbourhood aunty who purposely let her saree fall to show you her ample bosom but never called you to her home when she was alone, resulting in you shagging half your youth away. Tell her sweetly, aunty please come and have breakfast with me. I have especially made it for you: French toast.
This was my first FR and perhaps my last. I am done with all this paid sex. I take your leave now as this piece is getting long and besides its getting dark outside and the shops are going to shut shortly. I have to buy my groceries: A loaf of bread and a packet of butter.
Anybody care to have breakfast with me is cordially invited.
P.S. I know what you all may be saying under your breath. Gxxxdu Sxxxa (bloody fxxxxx).
Originally Posted by Oddeven123 [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 20:25 #89137
Posts: 306Milf
Which place is this? Also can you please share the name and digits in PM?
Originally Posted by Rajton [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 19:59 #89136
Posts: 306Kajal
Rahul bhai can you share the digits and damage in PM. I am looking to do her for a long long time.
Originally Posted by MRahul84 [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 19:23 #89135
Posts: 38Originally Posted by Yuta14 [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 19:17 #89134
Posts: 140Perfect MILF
Originally Posted by Rajton [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 18:58 #89133
Posts: 58Is there any cheap bird
How much low I can get for night.
Between 4 to 5 k can I get.
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09-25-21 18:31 #89132
Posts: 200Huge Massive Boobies
Hey Fam,
Any suggestions for huge massive boobies. Please skip suggesting Aneesha. PM active.
Cheers!
Safe mongering.
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09-25-21 18:09 #89131
Posts: 19So-so
Originally Posted by CosmosLib [View Original Post]
He asked me to book a hotel and share confirmation. I was not going to spend more money on booking a hotel. So asked him to let me come to their place. He agreed. Dude is really nice to deal with. Was easy to find their place and was pleasantly surprised to see that the lady was exactly the same as in the pictures. She was quite hot. I was instantly turned on. Her face was not the best, but her body was spot on. I sent the guy away and sat chatting with the lady for a bit before starting to feel her up and proceeding with the deed. She is quite cooperative. Does whatever you want her to do. But it all felt mechanical. She was not too much into it. And her pleasantries seemed forced and her smile was artificial. It was off putting to me, but who am I to judge. She is an escort (I am almost certain that the guy is not her husband) and cannot expect her to act like my GF.
Overall it was an ok-ish experience. Considering how hot she was and how it all went so smooth, I guess it was definitely worth 7 k. But I would not have paid 12 k for this for sure. Do not increase the price of this couple. I think 7 k is definitely the upper limit. If any brothers with better bargaining skills can manage, try to beat them down to 5-6 k and I think that should be the ideal price.
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09-25-21 17:55 #89130
Posts: 19Mediocre at best
Originally Posted by RogerFeder [View Original Post]
Their pictures are mediocre and in person they are BAD. They look nothing like the pictures and their pictures seem like they were clicked at least 6-7 years before. And they would definitely be in their early 30's at the barest minimum. I felt so cheated. But at least they turned up on time and demanded cash before anything started. But once they received money, they were pretty cordial and the deed itself was nothing to write home about. I was turned off by how less than mediocre they looked. The hotel and gifts for them and their payment together costed about 32 k. It was money down the drain.
They do not share their phone numbers and all the communication is only through SA. Apparently they stopped sharing numbers since they were being contacted by people outside of SA and they want to limit contacts to men who can afford a SA subscription. Their attitude and ego about themselves is sky high. I think I made a huge mistake spending so much money on them. Oh well, you learn things the hard way.
After the bad experience with TwoChicks, I then proceeded chatting up with HumbleHoettie, DreamyQueen and Khwaab. All three looked even worse than TwoChicks in their pictures. And given the fact how the in-person looks are at least 70% worse than pictures, I decided against all of them. And not withstanding the looks, all of them were acting as if they were God's own gift to mankind.
Oh and also, even though these ladies sleep around for money, they explicitly mention they are not escorts. What does sleeping around for money make them then? Social service volunteers?
My recommendation would be to avoid all of these birds.
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09-25-21 17:48 #89129
Posts: 6Share info
Please share in PM.
Thank you.
Originally Posted by TandooriNights [View Original Post]
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09-25-21 17:22 #89128
Posts: 81Horrible experience with durex
Not a FR but want to share this exp with all of you guys.
Did not had action for long time and thought to try durex extra time condom to avoid immediate release.
But as soon as I put it on my johny went completely numb, forget about any actions I couldn't even get any sense for whole night and another half day. It was so horrible, embarrassing and thought to go to hospital but instead made my mind to use Tadalafil (10 MG) as was getting a bit sensation after washing jhony multiple times etc.
Took Tadalafil (10 MG) and it not only made my day but got best experience so far. Had action 5 times with hard on within 24 hrs.
Although I am completely normal and do not have any problem having Erection but had to take it. But it definitely gives longer and harder erection, but side effects are nasty, headache dizziness etc. So my take on it and query:
1. I'll never use extra time condoms again.
2. Is it fine to take Tadalafil once in a while to enjoy more for a normal guy who doesn't have ED problem? Or will it cause long term problems.
Please share your experience, don't want to take risk with these pills. Posting here since lots of great guys with experience.
Thanks.