Sao Paulo Reports

[IndecentPro]

I just returned from a trip to Brazil. The majority of my time was spent in Sao Paulo and Rio. I also spent some time in some smaller cities but did not monger.

Apologies in advance for typos as I will type this from my phone.

Arrival / Customs.

I arrived at GRU terminal 3 in the early morning hours. I was one of only a few foreigners so customs was very quick for me. At that time, only a negative antigen test was required within 24 hours of boarding. I think with omicron this has changed but I haven't been closely following the news. I had to fill out the traveler declaration form prior to arrival as well but it was fairly straightforward.

The downside to no customs line was that I had a long wait at baggage claim.

The airport had WIFI access that you can use to order an Uber. There is an uber pickup point a few lanes over from where you can exit the terminal so it is fairly convenient and well marked. The uber cost was 85 reals or about $15 to Ibirapuera Mall in Moema. Takes over an hour so pretty good value to avoid the subway train and bus with all your luggage.

Phone / Cash.

As I was there for a longer period of time, I decided to get a local sim card and data plan. On the second floor (which might be the floor you enter the mall) there is a Claro that will sell you a sim card and data plan. There is another claro that has postpaid plans for local residents on the 5th (floor but unless you are moving to Brazil, you won't have any use there. Sim Card and data plan was ridiculously cheap. Can't remember the precise numbers but whatsapp was unlimited as well and unless you are streaming on your phone, you will probably not run out for a month.

In Ibirapuera mall, there is also a currency exchange location on the 5th or 6th floor. I got within 1% of the spot rate on multiple days so I generally used that. I found that ATMs gave me a worse rate. I carried about 5 K USD into the country (and did not declare) so I don't know the process. You need to provide your passport at the currency exchange.

Hotel check-in.

I stayed in a few different parts of SP. Moema / Indianapolis / Centro and I definitely recommend Moema. Process is fairly standard, the hotels will need your passport or ID to check in. No different than any other location tbh.

Clinicas.

I mongered at the clinicas more than any other option. In my opinion the nicer clinicas in SP are better than the 4 x4 or other options in Rio but I know that might be controversial.

Prime.

Located 2 minutes from the mall. I sessioned here twice. Once with Ericka and once with Lorena. Ericka has had a baby before. I saw stretch marks on her stomach. Provided decent to good BJ and covered FS. Cost was 190 for half hour. Only finished once with her.

Lorena is a tall thin blonde with perky tits. I really enjoyed my time with her. BJ then covered sex finish, then a massage, then a BJ finish in her mouth. Damage was 250 plus 50 real tip that I gave her in the room.

Side note: The madam is loud and boisterous but friendly. After your first visit, they will add you on whatsapp and then you will be able to see who is working that day.

Alvorada Spa.

This is about a 15 minute (safe) walk from Prime. And the hours that these places are open are safe to walk in this area. I don't know about walking around here at 2 am but just be smart about your own safety.

I sessioned a total of 3 times here with 2 girls.

Suzy: provided a decent massage and then finished with a BJ. I wanted FS but she said she was doing some vaginal treatment so that basically destroyed any desire for FS.

Mary: Almost two identical sessions. BJ / Sex and finish first then light massage then BJ for completion in the second round while she sucked on my balls. House take of 250 in cash and 200 for Mary each day. Repeat? Already did LOL.

You can get added on whatsapp before you go here so if you want to see what Mary and Suzy look like, you can do that.

BTW my type is petite brunettes so most of these girls will be that type.

I'll upload part 2 in a few days with a few more clinicas, an online girl and my limited experience in Scandallo / Bomboa.

[Nounce]

Does Drogasil really do rapid test panel that covers multiple STDs? I see only syphilis on their website using google translate.

Can someone give recommendation on where else to go?

You can go to ask the pharmacist on duty. They will tell you.

Or look up Delboni on Google map. It's a testing lab.

[Kfranchie]

Does Drogasil really do rapid test panel that covers multiple STDs? I see only syphilis on their website using google translate.

Can someone give recommendation on where else to go?

[SamaRiding]

From a quick Whatsapp poll of some of the Clinicas (Abbobora, Carinas, Enjoy, Brooklin, Miruna, Indy) it appears they will be open on Monday / Tuesday / Wednesday / Thursday of next week (December 27 - 30), but closed this weekend and the following weekend inclusive of Friday.

In addition. I received some clinica messages that from Dec. 31 to Jan 4, they will be closed. Back to normal on Jan 5. So better to check before you go.

[DreamCarnarvon]

Just want to pass this information along to anyone who is interested. I recently received a whatsapp message from a new clinica called Unique SPA. Their grand opening day will be 12/20 at 1 pm. I didn't receive any info regarding price and I have no idea if this is one of those joints that only offers "massage + HJ" or provides FS. I will message them and see if I can get more info. I'm not in town at the moment so unfortunately I will not be able to go check them out myself.

Their address is Rua Miranda Guerra, 1052. They are literally 100 m from Clinica Brooklin (the new location). The nearest metro stations are Brooklin and Borbo Gato. From Moema its about 5.5 km Uber ride away.

There is already a topic on this clinica on gpguia. Apparently, Moises (who used to work at Clinica Kin) is the owner of the place. I never had a chance to talk to him but he's a good guys, greets every client and works hard. Definitely will be one of first places I will visit.

Prices are in line with other clinicas. 1/2 hour are $130,1 hour are $170.

[Nordico]

Looking at the airlines page for what is required before travel on Sherpa. Con:

Unvaccinated travelers are allowed in if they cannot be vaccinated for medical reasons and / or humanitarian reasons or travelers from counties where there are no vaccines available.

They must quarantine for 5 days at place of residence. I doubt anyone will enforce this. I really don't know how they would enforce the conditions above. Since I am full vaccinated and boosted, I could care less.

One odd thing ANVISA doesn't recognize the Moderna vaccine but it recognizes all the vaccines approved by WHO which includes Moderna.

Typical Brazilian confusion.

It's official now and in most part as you wrote in your post:

"The federal government published, this Monday (20), an ordinance that requires the presentation of proof of vaccination against Covid for travelers to enter the country".

https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/equili...ampaign=comptw.

"According to the ordinance, those arriving in the country by air must present to the airline responsible for the flight, before boarding, a printed or electronic proof of vaccination.

Vaccinations approved by Anvisa (National Health Surveillance Agency) or by the WHO (World Health Organization) or by the authorities of the country where the traveler was vaccinated will be accepted".

Like you I'm fully vaccinated and the booster shot scheduled.

[Nebulousity]

But how many garotas will have the booty on duty? That's the operative question. It won't be a "horny of plenty".

You make a reasonable point indeed Mr. Cane. Duly noted.

[The Cane]

From a quick Whatsapp poll of some of the Clinicas (Abbobora, Carinas, Enjoy, Brooklin, Miruna, Indy) it appears they will be open on Monday / Tuesday / Wednesday / Thursday of next week (December 27 - 30), but closed this weekend and the following weekend inclusive of Friday.

But how many garotas will have the booty on duty? That's the operative question. It won't be a "horny of plenty".

[Nebulousity]

From a quick Whatsapp poll of some of the Clinicas (Abbobora, Carinas, Enjoy, Brooklin, Miruna, Indy) it appears they will be open on Monday / Tuesday / Wednesday / Thursday of next week (December 27 - 30), but closed this weekend and the following weekend inclusive of Friday.

[Axel Heyst]

One odd thing ANVISA doesn't recognize the Moderna vaccine but it recognizes all the vaccines approved by WHO which includes Moderna.

Typical Brazilian confusion.

Anaggie, I just filled out an Anvisa declaration and the Moderna vaccine is most definitely included on the list of accepted vaccines. After selecting the Moderna, the next question was how many times (2 or 3) followed up with, what was the date of my last shot.

A. H.

[Anaggie]

I think this is the government's old ordinance, officially published December 8th, before judge Barroso intervened and said that it is not enough and everybody has to show proof of vaccination. Correct me if I'm wrong. That is how I understand it.

Looking at the airlines page for what is required before travel on Sherpa. Con:

Unvaccinated travelers are allowed in if they cannot be vaccinated for medical reasons and / or humanitarian reasons or travelers from counties where there are no vaccines available.

They must quarantine for 5 days at place of residence. I doubt anyone will enforce this. I really don't know how they would enforce the conditions above. Since I am full vaccinated and boosted, I could care less.

One odd thing — ANVISA doesn't recognize the Moderna vaccine but it recognizes all the vaccines approved by WHO which includes Moderna.

Typical Brazilian confusion.

[Nordico]

I think this is the new ordinance Nordico. Look at the document 2: proof of vaccination against COVID-19 part, its dated December 18th, 2021.

December 18th is the date when they planned to start implementing the ordinance. The date of the ordinance is December 8th.

Typical bureaucratic bullcrap. What's the point of implementing the vaccination proof when you have a blatant loophole that people can use to get around it? People can just enter without vaccination and "quarantine" themselves. They can't be that naive and think that these people who refused vaccination in the first place are all going to follow any rules after the fact that they got in.

Agreed and the Brazilian government couldn't care less if it is enforced or not. They gave the ordinance to protect themselves. Anvisa said that to protect the Brazilian people against covid, the government has to do this and that and for the fear that Bolsonaro would face serious charges for not doing his duty, they gave the ordinance. This is when the judge Barroso intervened to avoid that unvaccinated people would come to Brazil and maybe stay in 5 days quarantine.

(It's common that the airlines are responsible for checking all the documents needed to travel to an other country. If a passenger on his way to the United States throws his passport to the airplane's toilet and on arrival seeks asylum, the airline pays tens of thousands of dollars in fines and other expenses).

[Agpov]

I am reading some pages back out of interest and to conduct research properly, but in the meantime I have about 3 questions.

If a respected and knowledgeable Local like Rovnak could answer that would be great; anyone who knows anything knows far better than I do though, so all input is welcome.

1) Is there a way to get Brazilian citizenship or something similar, without speaking much / any Portuguese?

2) What are property prices like in a completely quiet area, which is still reasonably close to Sao Paulo (if there is any such area?

3) Around what proportion / percentage of the working girls would you say are STI-free, sterilized / on contraception, and up for BBFS (CIP)?

[DreamCarnarvon]

I think this is the government's old ordinance, officially published December 8th, before judge Barroso intervened and said that it is not enough and everybody has to show proof of vaccination. Correct me if I'm wrong. That is how I understand it.

I think this is the new ordinance Nordico. Look at the document 2: proof of vaccination against COVID-19 part, its dated December 18th, 2021.

[DreamCarnarvon]

It is official. Must show vaccination proof or quarantine for 5 days.

http://losangeles.itamaraty.gov.br/e..._to_brazil.xml

Wonder how they are going to handle the quarantine and follow up.

Typical bureaucratic bullcrap. What's the point of implementing the vaccination proof when you have a blatant loophole that people can use to get around it? People can just enter without vaccination and "quarantine" themselves. They can't be that naive and think that these people who refused vaccination in the first place are all going to follow any rules after the fact that they got in. The equivalent would be giving the girl the money before the session and expecting the girl to perform everything that was requested of her. Once in a while, you might get lucky and get a honest girl. But the majority of time, she will take the money and run as fast as she can.

This is really a bad look on the part of the Brazilian government, especially the supreme court. They overruled the initial quarantine proposal saying that it will be impossible to implement the quarantines and follow ups effectively. So now how is this new requirement any different? Only in wording I suppose, "You can enter with or without vaccination but if just in case you happen to have your vaccination proof in hand, we are happy to take a look."

I'm not against people who are against vaccination and this doesn't affect me since I'm already fully vaccinated. But please Brazil stop the fake trying and make up you mind.