Cali Reports

[Triple Darknes]

This program is good for some and not for others.

I have all the commutations that some of you sent to Jesus.

A few of you might wanted to apologize to him.

And help him, Please.

He is just trying to make a honest living and needs your help.

So Help him, claim it on your taxes if you must.

You do know that to use Jesus dudes actually have to come to Cali.

Personally If I told people that Cali was the El Dorado of pussy and a guy came here and didn't find what he was looking for I'd feel responsible. If I flew down and had a shitty time I'd be heated.

If you really want to help Jesus you should post in this forum everyday you write some penthouse letters erotica you'll get newbie horndogs flying down here they'll use Jesus, Jesus gets rich.

I'm pretty sure that the IRS won't let you write off what you paid your third world pussy guide but what do I know, I'd not a tax lawyer.

Hope this helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

OK, so I'll tell it since you brought it up. The "Guide" was an OK dude. I don't mind helping a guy out and he seems like he needs it. In my opinion TD should be the guide, and he should be paid, but he asks for nothing. My trip to Cali for almost a month was the best trip I have had in awhile. I tend to stick to the same places (Phils, Thailand, Dubai, Kenya) so I was out of my comfort zone coming to Colombia. TD made it an awesome trip just showing me around the city and hotspots, and I took the ball and ran with it in my own way. I only did Tinder, and women were coming almost daily. I don't really want to phuck in a cum stained bed for a cheap 100 K, even though Bar 20 chicas are hot, so I gave out a little bit more for them to come to me. Double shots were almost given without having to ask for them. I had four come in one day. OK, I'm lazy. That's my modis in Kenya too, but they have great bars and clubs in Nairobi, so there I go out along with the other places I mentioned. We met Baboy and he also showed us some spots.

I didn't really like street women, and I will save the casas for next time. I did, however, love the erotic massage place "Katmandu". Decent line up, I picked a big titted girl and she gave me a decent rub. FS afterwards was an extra 90 k for about 180 total I think. I will return. I don't need beauty, I need women with "10" bodies with average faces a good attitudes, which is what I got most of the time. The guide took us out for only one night in my entire time there because we really didn't need him. About a month after getting back I get a text from him with a video. The video was of a bar he said he wanted to buy. He was soliciting money from me to help him buy it. WTF! Now I'm a money lender! I asked him about going to the bank, did he have a business plan, yada-yada. I got the "banks are hard brother" reply. Long story short he had to be blocked. Big thanks to the "Guide" sitting in a bar dreaming of owning it and sending me fucking the bill! This board is for us to help each other. No guide really needed unless he has some secret gardens.

Full Disclosure: I met Junior because he was hanging at the Grenada executive suites with another Sosua Vet. The Sue Vet used him primarily as a Bob Marley contact because he had Me for general guiding. I will say that Junior knew a lot of secret places but again he's primarily a Bob Marley guide.

Most Cali expats are kinda standoffish and want to keep this place a secret. I'm different I like to share and frankly the only reason why this town doesn't blow everyplace out of the water is because it's way harder to meet "non pros" on the street and very hard to get Overnights with them. I put that down to the fact that most "non pros"haven't met a generous gringo who gave them a decent amount of money to hang out.

The Main reason I'm not a guide is because #1. I don't need the money I could use an extra saw buck like anyone else but I can't curate a dude's experience. Based on my posts here over 20 guys have come down and when they miss the "point and click" atmosphere of a Sosua a Soi 6 a Parque Llreas an El Conde, a Pedro Clisante or a Clock Tower and they beeline back to one of those places I kinda feel like I let them down. Recently I still recommend Cali but I do a much better job managing their expectations.

I saw this #guidegate coming a mile away I had the same issues that everyone else had with Jesus but considering his situation I couldn't really be upset with him.

I guess if someone wanted a Man to clean their air bnb or make store runs or translate something he'd be Ok with that but I guess he'd want 100 K a day or about 20 to 25 bucks to do those things. I really think dude is uncomfortable with pointing out casas in San Nicholas and even more uncomfortable delivering a Vennie Street walker to your Hotel.

He will attempt to wait till you finish in the next room if you let him.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Trip, thank you so much. This explains it all. I paid this Jesus 70 K total. He said he charges 33000 an hour supposedly. Smh. Lesson learned and that's exactly why, after the first night I did not use him again because there was just no need! I have the map and it gave me all the help I needed. You do not need a guide for anyone coming to Cali. You can wing it yourself, I promise. I can't be responsible for another grown man, and the way he acted was unnecessary. Honestly. He's still harassing me because I left that bad review. Sending threatening texts early in the morning and even said he would come and wait outside my casa again. He never showed cause I was definitely waiting for his ass this time. But I ended up blocking his # but word of advice for future mongers. Do not use a guide. Please. This was the only thing that made my experience horrible. I'm ready to go back to Texas! Idk what kind of weird relationship World Travel & Jesus have but that shit needs to end. He was the only number that could be posted on here? What kind of shit is that? Weird. Anywho. Don't use a guide& I paid him way too much. Lesson learned!

Sorry you had a bad experience, no disrespect to the old guy but Ol' Hay soos is not a threat to anyone.

I promise you Cali is not that bad a place and as you said you don't need a guide.

You can get a similar map for Medellin in Sweet Georgia Brown's cafe in Problado. Cartagena you don't really need a map at all.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[World Travel 69]

This program is good for some and not for others.

I have all the commutations that some of you sent to Jesus.

A few of you might wanted to apologize to him.

And help him, Please.

He is just trying to make a honest living and needs your help.

So Help him, claim it on your taxes if you must.

[World Travel 69]

But, so many of these young travelers have a lot to learn.

And we are their teachers.

As the saying goes, they see you when you are balling but don't see you when you are struggling. I would assert that most people here have struggled before. Just because you see them on the website and traveling now, does not mean they have had it gravy all of their lives.

There was a time when I was thankful for 49 cent tacos at Taco Bell because I would have 2 of them for lunch everyday along with the free Mountain Dew that I stole because the machine was in the lobby. I was also thankful for hot dogs and ramen noodles, because that is what I had for dinner everyday. And I was extra thankful that I had food stamps to use to buy that.

Us being here now says nothing of what we have come from. And when you understand how hard it is to come by, you do not give it away so easily.

[Triple Darknes]

As the saying goes, they see you when you are balling but don't see you when you are struggling. I would assert that most people here have struggled before. Just because you see them on the website and traveling now, does not mean they have had it gravy all of their lives.

There was a time when I was thankful for 49 cent tacos at Taco Bell because I would have 2 of them for lunch everyday along with the free Mountain Dew that I stole because the machine was in the lobby. I was also thankful for hot dogs and ramen noodles, because that is what I had for dinner everyday. And I was extra thankful that I had food stamps to use to buy that.

Us being here now says nothing of what we have come from. And when you understand how hard it is to come by, you do not give it away so easily.

I don't want to racialize this because I know some poor ass white boys but some of us Mongers are from the Ghetto and have similar upbringings as anyone from these countries. I'm not from Colombia nor did I live here in the bad old days of the 80's and 90's. I lived in the states and I remember catching the bus home from Football practice and a side street being so crowded that the Bus couldn't get through because of the zonked out zombies who were looking for stuff that came from Colombia.

I remember when the States wasn't suck a sex prison and the lowest I ever paid for pussy was the Ten Dollars I gave a single mother in the Projects of Jacksonville Florida once while passing through.

Like I said I don't want to racialize things and I'm abroad for reasons other than Pussy but if I could get ten dollar pussy in the states it would make it a little harder to justify leaving.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Once you pass the age of 50 it is hard to get a job. I have known Jesus for over 6 years. He was a taxi driver in Quito.

In Colombia, they want young kids that live at home, so they don't need much money to live on.

I was trying to teach Jesus how to be a guide to make a living. He is educated.

Since this administration will not pay me, I thought he could make a little to live on by being a guide.

Most of you have never had a hard time making a living, otherwise you wouldn't be traveling.

This is not my site, so I can't charge money. I was lucky enough to get a fee meals with the Jackson, when I was in Argentina off on for over 11 years.

One could say that anyone considering living overseas to chase women is having a hard time of it.

I'm here partially because I lost my job over a dispute over a woman. It was a very good job the chick lied on me then said "My Bad".

I know a very good maid who had her house damaged in a Tropical Storm in the DR she wants to be a Kindergarten Teacher She needs money. I did make some calls and got her some work in Santo Domingo.

What I didn't do is put out the bat signal saying "She's a spinner with some good pussy". She actually does have good pussy but I'm not trying to pimp her out to guys.

World Travel you've traveled, Look at Argentina the reason the pussy market is so good is because their peso tanked several times, millions of people lost everything when their money crashed.

YOU CAN'T SAVE THE WORLD. I suggested that you set your buddy up with a pay pal or cash app and take donations for him. Frankly I don't think he actually likes taking clueless gringos around.

It'd be better to market him not as a guide but as a decent dogsbody / gofer translator. Real talk I know a chick who's not a working girl who works in a call center Jesus's english is pretty good she hates her job and her hours She wants to quit and go back to teaching English Maybe just maybe he can get a job there.

You have my number give me a call.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Naked Gunz]

Once you pass the age of 50 it is hard to get a job. Most of you have never had a hard time making a living, otherwise you wouldn't be traveling.

Dude we don't make the rules of the world. Nobody here is responsible for another grown mans life. Only the strong survive.

As the saying goes, they see you when you are balling but don't see you when you are struggling.

Nobody was around when I was living in a garage after my divorce. I had to find a homeless woman to bring in for pussy because no American woman would fuck a guy living in a garage! Then I lost my job! Tough, tough times then for the Gunz!

[Naked Gunz]

Again NO ONE NEEDS A GUIDE IN ANY PLACE! One dude that I'll let him tell it got a text from Junior asking him to invest in a business. Not really sure why Junior asked him that but after that I stopped talking about him or recommending to anyone.

OK, so I'll tell it since you brought it up. The "Guide" was an OK dude. I don't mind helping a guy out and he seems like he needs it. In my opinion TD should be the guide, and he should be paid, but he asks for nothing. My trip to Cali for almost a month was the best trip I have had in awhile. I tend to stick to the same places (Phils, Thailand, Dubai, Kenya) so I was out of my comfort zone coming to Colombia. TD made it an awesome trip just showing me around the city and hotspots, and I took the ball and ran with it in my own way. I only did Tinder, and women were coming almost daily. I don't really want to phuck in a cum stained bed for a cheap 100 K, even though Bar 20 chicas are hot, so I gave out a little bit more for them to come to me. Double shots were almost given without having to ask for them. I had four come in one day. OK, I'm lazy. That's my modis in Kenya too, but they have great bars and clubs in Nairobi, so there I go out along with the other places I mentioned. We met Baboy and he also showed us some spots.

I didn't really like street women, and I will save the casas for next time. I did, however, love the erotic massage place "Katmandu". Decent line up, I picked a big titted girl and she gave me a decent rub. FS afterwards was an extra 90 k for about 180 total I think. I will return. I don't need beauty, I need women with "10" bodies with average faces a good attitudes, which is what I got most of the time. The guide took us out for only one night in my entire time there because we really didn't need him. About a month after getting back I get a text from him with a video. The video was of a bar he said he wanted to buy. He was soliciting money from me to help him buy it. WTF! Now I'm a money lender! I asked him about going to the bank, did he have a business plan, yada-yada. I got the "banks are hard brother" reply. Long story short he had to be blocked. Big thanks to the "Guide" sitting in a bar dreaming of owning it and sending me fucking the bill! This board is for us to help each other. No guide really needed unless he has some secret gardens.

[Mr Enternational]

Most of you have never had a hard time making a living, otherwise you wouldn't be traveling.

As the saying goes, they see you when you are balling but don't see you when you are struggling. I would assert that most people here have struggled before. Just because you see them on the website and traveling now, does not mean they have had it gravy all of their lives.

There was a time when I was thankful for 49 cent tacos at Taco Bell because I would have 2 of them for lunch everyday along with the free Mountain Dew that I stole because the machine was in the lobby. I was also thankful for hot dogs and ramen noodles, because that is what I had for dinner everyday. And I was extra thankful that I had food stamps to use to buy that.

Us being here now says nothing of what we have come from. And when you understand how hard it is to come by, you do not give it away so easily.

[MarkWil92]

Trip, thank you so much. This explains it all. I paid this Jesus 70 K total. He said he charges 33000 an hour supposedly. Smh. Lesson learned and that's exactly why, after the first night I did not use him again because there was just no need! I have the map and it gave me all the help I needed. You do not need a guide for anyone coming to Cali. You can wing it yourself, I promise. I can't be responsible for another grown man, and the way he acted was unnecessary. Honestly. He's still harassing me because I left that bad review. Sending threatening texts early in the morning and even said he would come and wait outside my casa again. He never showed cause I was definitely waiting for his ass this time. But I ended up blocking his # but word of advice for future mongers. Do not use a guide. Please. This was the only thing that made my experience horrible. I'm ready to go back to Texas! Idk what kind of weird relationship World Travel & Jesus have but that shit needs to end. He was the only number that could be posted on here? What kind of shit is that? Weird. Anywho. Don't use a guide& I paid him way too much. Lesson learned!

[World Travel 69]

Once you pass the age of 50 it is hard to get a job. I have known Jesus for over 6 years. He was a taxi driver in Quito.

In Colombia, they want young kids that live at home, so they don't need much money to live on.

I was trying to teach Jesus how to be a guide to make a living. He is educated.

Since this administration will not pay me, I thought he could make a little to live on by being a guide.

Most of you have never had a hard time making a living, otherwise you wouldn't be traveling.

This is not my site, so I can't charge money. I was lucky enough to get a fee meals with the Jackson, when I was in Argentina off on for over 11 years.

LOL. Man come on. What is this love affair you have with Jesus that he gets to pimp you like this? He must be holding something over your head. People have to give Jesus money for a map that YOU made? Why not just charge people for the map then send Jesus the money yourself? Why can't we just give money to the Red Cross of Colombia to help those less fortunate? Why does it have to be this one particular dude out of millions?

If they used Jesus then they would not need the map. If they used the map they would not need Jesus (unless like the other BM said they need him for translation).

[Triple Darknes]

Jesus came back and apologized to me to my face which I appreciated. Very much. I even have him extra cause he really needs the cash and I understand. We both hugged and shook hands. I posted this before we said sorry to each other. Jesus is great. We just had a huge misunderstanding. My apologies to Jesus. Take care & thanks for getting me some Pusey on the first night. I appreciate you. He's a good dude. FR.

Side note: IDGAF if you ban me. LOL I hope you know that. But Jesus is a good dude. He apologized the right way.

Don't pay twice for something that could be gotten for free.

The fact that you had a disagreement which was resolved with giving him additional money speaks volumes. Based on that is it worth making a return trip? This wouldn't have happened in Carty Meddy or anywhere in the DR.

Glad whyáll resolved it like Men.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

How much did he ask for? How much did you pay him?

Yeah that should have been talked about a long time ago on here instead of use this guy, use this guy he is great.

I used to mess with a female taxi driver in Bangkok. It was my cousin's first time coming to Thailand and I told him to have her pick him up from the airport and take him to Pattaya. I told my cousin to give her $30 which is the usual rate that I pay any random taxi that I get outside at the airport. When they got to Pattaya my cousin said she wanted $75. He told her no way because I had told him it would be $30. Later she told me that she always takes people for $75. I told her then you have no problem finding plenty of fools, because there is no way it should cost that much.

It should have been coordinated with the board and with Jesus how much money he is expecting to play tour guide. That is a major thing that I look for in reports, how much something costs. If you mention a glorious report without any prices and I go there thinking one price, but it actually costs 5 times that then fuck me. To me a report or recommendation without prices is useless.

Exactly, I've been mongering off and on for years. I had a wonderful time on a business trip to Kansas city way before I ever thought to use the internet to buy poon;
But I would never tell someone to fly to KC for sex; hell in US sex prisons there's a good chance that the SW heaven I found doesn't even exist there anymore.

Like I said someone writing a penthouse letters style report of him finding pussy somewhere tells me nothing; That's why I write long winded reports talking about the ease of finding pussy in a location because that the information someone would want to know BEFORE buying a ticket.

Like I said if you want fine Colombian pussy for under 100 USD guaranteed the best place for that is in the Ahnvee in Sosua DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. I literally met a Calena Colombiana there who wanted to go to my hotel for 5000 DOP. (it's the Ahnvee and this when there was no place else to go in Sosua after 9 pm).

Actually the average monger SHOULD NOT come to Cali or Colombia period. I was told by Mr. Gogo in the DR that Colombia was his second favorite place on earth (besides Cuba) when I asked why he was in the DR he said "Because Colombian girls are flakey".

That is an understatement. The DR is tutorial Island you can find willing chicas almost anywhere no Spanish required. You can stay at the Ahnvee or Sousa Inn or Blackbeards and literally be in a true all inclusive mongering situation where you can fuck choice chicas and you barely have to leave your Hotel Room.

Or you can go to Santo Domingo stay in Hotel Discovery or an Apartahotel right on El Conde and literally Point at a girl and click your tongue and take her back to your room.

If you're in Colombia the Clock Tower (until very recently) in Cartagena or Parque Llreas in Medellin was your best options for the point and click experience in Colombia.

The only reason someone would want to come to Cali is because they either took 100 trips to Carty and Meddy and was bored or they wanted a challenge of chasing big bootie cuties and or Black girls big booty or spinners and wanted to pay Africa like prices. Cali is the overall cheapest place to find big booty or Black women period, It's even cheaper than Kenya unless you know how to bargain hunt in Sabina Joy. It's also less expensive in accomodations and non mongering things to do. Even meals in touristy parts of town like Grenada don't cost as much as a meal in Laureles or Poblado in Medellin. The prices are what keeps budget mongers like Bayboy coming back.

That brings up another point. In the DR you can go to any decently sized town and score poon there almost as easily as you could in Santo Domingo or Santiago probably at prices almost comparable to Cali but the infrastructure will be lacking, Have a Blackout during a day in the DR is no bueno because of the humidity you want reliable back up generators with cold AC that's going to cost ya buddy and if you get a drink with ice you have to ask yourself if the water isn't potable did they use distilled water or did they just freeze the water out of the spigot? Do you want to risk using spigot water to brush your teeth or do you want to run out and get a bottle of water that also may or may not be tap water?

Colombia isn't like that, You share my love of Chocolate you can go to 95% Afro Colombia towns like Quibdo and deal with daily rainstorms but there's not any kind of point and click action there. It's dangerous and chicas may not want to be seen with a gringo. That's a place where a guide may be necessary. I Love Black women but not enough to bash the Bush looking for cut rate pussy.

If you like challenging hunts Black women, Big butt women of all flavors and you wanted to pay bottom basement prices and stay in accomodations on US standards without paying US prices Cali is your place if you need Point and Click, GFE from a "nonpro" go to Santo Domingo.

Also ProTip: You don't NEED A GUIDE!

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Since I don't get paid for making my 30 world maps and nobody wants to help the less fortunate.

This map will not work, for now, you unless Jesus gets some help.

Originally I told him to charge $6 an hour. He wanted less.

Maybe you can bargain with him.

Then I could allow whoever wants to use my Map?

Not even trying to flame you but as you said you have 30 maps all over the world that any noob and access for FREE but in a off the beaten path place now they have to PM you to gain access to this one city?

Actually if some noob asks "where are the chicas?" with my almost daily long winded reports they SHOULD PM you.

Again you can do what you want but I will say that anyone else that posts a Telephone number immediately gets their post deleted. You got a pass for awhile to blatantly advertise for your buddy.

BTW If you said he said 6 bucks was too much that's about 25 K I gave him 40 K plus paid for his cab back and forth and he looked at me like he wanted more, so in a way you can say he gringo priced me.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.