Pattaya Reports

**Sir Lancelot** · 02-26-22 06:12

I slept well and woke to a ping from my mobile phone. It was Aom 2 asking what I was up to. Last night she told me it was her day off today and although it was tempting to meet up, I didn't want to focus on just one girl.

I had a few chores I needed to do. Get some cash out, drop some laundry off and record some videos for my friend's 'Eyes of Owen' channel.

My plan for the afternoon was to go to soi 6. I've been off-the-radar for six years because I was in a long-term relationship. Even though the girl was gorgeous and 15 years younger than me, I often craved for just one more afternoon on soi 6!

Now it was about to happen. At 2. 30 I walked up soi Diana to 2nd Road and had to wait all of 30 seconds for a songthaew. They do a big loop up 2nd Road and down Beach Road and you can hop on and off whenever you like for 10 baht. I was excited as I rang the buzzer and stepped off at the top of soi 6, next to Corner Bar.

For those of you who have never been, soi 6 is a long street of short-time bars. Girls usually sit in front of the bars on stools and if you see one you like, you can take her upstairs to a room. Although it has a reputation as a seedy anything-goes place, I went with one of the most beautiful girls I've ever been with in Thailand on this very road.

As always, I started with a recce, walking the entire distance of the street to get a feel. The first half of the road still feels sleepy with a lot of the bars closed. I passed Tomcats, Showgirls, Soho and Smoke & Mirrors. Normally there would be lots of girls but it was almost empty. But things rapidly improve when you get about halfway down, to a junction with Spider Bar. All of a sudden, for about 50 meters, you're transported back in time to soi 6 pre-pandemic. The bars are busy and there are lots of girls out front trying the seduce you inside their bar.

A few of them shouted 'Hello, hansum' to me as I walked past, despite the fact I was wearing a mask!

I continued walking, past bars called Lust, Illusion, Lollipop, Hotshots, The Pussy Club and Wicked until I reach Beach Road. Generally I was impressed. Things are picking up and I saw some pretty young girls.

I back-tracked all the way up soI 6. 1 which is an alleyway where ladyboys hang out. A particularly masculine looking one with tits like bowling balls seemed to be a big fan of poultry because she boasted about the size of her cockerel.

So which bar would I go to first? Repent had a lively group of about 15 young girls outside so I walked in claimed a table. My Chang beer cost 95 baht and I was soon joined by an older girl with temptingly large natural breasts. We exchange chit-chat and soon the games came out and I found myself playing jenga with three girls. It's not really what I come to these bars to do but it was fun. The prettiest girl in the bar had an innocent look I like with a bow in her hair.

I decided to move to another bar with fresh tactics. I needed to pick the girl, instead of letting them pick me. What can I say, I'm rusty, it's been a long time!

There were lots of pretty girls outside Lust so I walked in, saw a girl I liked and immediately invited her to come and sit with me. She had a beautiful face but hardly spoke any English so we conducted most of our conservation via an App on her phone. I decided to act quickly and asked her via her phone if she would like to go to a room. She called over another girl who acted as intermediary. The room would cost 350 baht and the cute girl quoted 1500 for one hour, but immediately accepted my 1000 counter offer.

'You have condom?' she asked and I realised I'd made the rookie mistake of not bringing one. While she scurried off to buy some, I got chatting to two guys on the next table, both also from UK, and we agreed to swap Line details and they'd show me around their favourite bars in Tree Town.

The girl led me up three flights of stairs to our room. Halfway up I looked out of the window and saw a full size jumbo jet in the vacant plot next door. Anyone know why it's there?

Our room was very sparse, little more than a hard double bed, a dressing table and a few hooks to hang clothes on. We showered and I was pleasantly surprised to see she has a generously sized pair of tits. Although she had a very innocent appeal, I was surprised to see she had a large tattoo on her back.

We lay on the bed together but it soon became clear she's inexperienced. Almost straight away she wanted to put a condom on to me despite the fact I'm not hard. We kissed and I sucked her nipples but when I put the Thai condom on it was far too tight and I lost wood immediately. I took it off and we continued to kiss and I fingered her until I was rock hard again. I put another condom on and she rode me briefly. But once again the condom squeezed the life out of my erection. It's amazing, I can have a fresh-faced, big-titted hottie riding me but if the condom is too tight, my dick just doesn't want to know.

I decided to give up. It was a silly mistake forgetting to bring my own condoms. We showered, got changed and I gave her a decent tip before I left.

Feeling annoyed at myself for my schoolboy error, I walked up towards the top of soi 6 with the intention of walking back to my hotel. I could have used a songthaew or a motorbike taxi but I wanted to punish myself.

But then a foxy cougar wearing a sexy red dress fluttered her eyelashes at me outside Solo. She had a stellar figure with big tits so I impulsively stopped and asked her 'how much we go room?' Again it was 350 for the room and again we settled on 1000. It was only on the walk up the stairs that I realised I'd have to use a Thai condom again!

I needn't have worried. Just seeing her naked body got me hard and she knew exactly how to please. She gave me a sloppy blowjob as I fondled her tits, then I fucked her hard, doggy-style. We did 69 and then unexpectedly she stuck her finger up my arse and wanked me until I shot my load.

It was a strange afternoon. Technically I'd fucked two girls, a young cutie and a foxy cougar. Although the afternoon wasn't without it's problems, I'd enjoyed the kind of sleazy experience I enjoy.

I got back to my hotel, rested for a while and had a shower. I had some noodles I bought from a nearby Familymart and by the time I got changed and left my room, it was 8. 30 pm. Going out at that time wouldn't ordinarily be a problem in Pattaya but due to ongoing restrictions, the bars close at 11. That left me just two and a half hours to find a girl.

I thought a safe bet to start would be Annie Jacks, a busy bar on soi Buakhao. They had lots of pretty girls stood at the entrance and I quickly offered a drink to a shy type who sat nearby. She was a nice girl and I enjoyed our chat but I couldn't help admire some of the other girls. There was a 9/10 in my books with a mesmeric face, sitting with a lucky customer. Another girl walked past with big wobbly boobs. This place has talent.

A lot of the gogo bars on LK Metro have pretty girls and I was reeled in to Unreal bar by a pretty girl in a white dress with braces on her teeth. I offered her a lady drink immediately. She had a chopped fringe, Japanese mannerisms and was a lot of fun. At one point she got up on to a small circular stage next to me and danced around a chrome pole. She was a sexy mover.

When she sat back down next to me I enquired about the barfine but she told me 'cannot do tonight, tomorrow okay?' There could be any number of reasons why she wasn't available, the most likely perhaps that she had an appointment set up for later, with a regular perhaps. It was disappointing because I really liked this girl but sometimes you have to be patient in Pattaya.

Time was marching on. It was 10.30 and the bars closed in just half an hour. I thought Sugar Sugar would be a safe bet but most of the pretty girls were with customers. A girl ran over and hugged up to me, telling me she remembered me from last night and she really liked me. I bought her a drink but I knew I wouldn't be taking her back to my hotel. She was a sweet girl but not my type.

11 pm arrived and staff bought the chairs from outside in to the bar and closed the door. It was time to go. I was disappointed with Sugar Sugar. The talent levels were down from last night and I was pestered for ladydrinks. If it wasn't another drink for the girl sat next to me, it was a drink for her friend or a tequila for the waitress. It got annoying after a while.

I've definitely noticed there is more pressure to buy drinks at the moment. Perhaps it's not a surprise. With the bars operating with less girls, they need to keep them in the bar to attract customers.

All was not lost. Closing time can reap rich rewards.

I remember lingering around Nana Plaza in Bangkok at closing time once and securing the services of a pretty gogo girl for half the price I'd have paid if I met her in the bar.

As predicted there was a mass exodus as girls left their bars but there was a problem. All of the girls were wearing masks! I lingered around the Buakhao area for a while but gave up after a while and headed back to my hotel without a girl.

Lesson learned. Since the bars currently close at 11 pm, you've got to start your bar-crawl earlier. Normally, when bars stay open until 3 or 4 am, time isn't an issue, but these are unusual times and we need to change our game accordingly.

**SinfullyKorean** · 02-26-22 05:43