Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

Sir Lancelot, your reports are superb. I hope to add some reports when I return to Pattaya (when things return to normal after Omicron). Meanwhile, I am traveling with a Thai lady, today I am in Panama.

I believe the road you took is Soi Excite, I have never been down there.

[Sir Lancelot]

Mid-afternoon I went on a mission. To go to my very first Gentleman's Club. I've never been to one before but I've heard good reports, so I thought I'd give it a go.

I chose to go to King's Club as it's walking distance from my hotel. From soi Buakhao I turned right on to soi Pothole and then took an immediate left at the fork to the left of Triangle Bar. It takes about five minutes to walk down to the bottom of this road and there facing you, across a busy main road, is King's Club.

I rang the bell and was greeted by a chorus of 'sawasdee ka' when I entered. There was a bar in the corner, a pool table and probably about 10 elderly expats enjoying a beer and chatting with the ladies, a number of whom were topless. Most of the ladies were older but I noticed two younger girls stood next to the bar, one of whom had fair hair and was pretty. I smiled and she walked over.

They had an offer on of two beers for 100 baht, which I jumped at. I bought my choice of girl a lady-drink for 140 baht and really enjoyed chatting with her as I watched an elderly man enjoying a three-way kiss with two Thai ladies. As we were talking I couldn't help thinking she reminded me of someone. I couldn't put my finger on it at first but then she smiled and I realised she looked like the British tennis player Emma Radacanu! She had a similar face and the exact same smile.

She was an interesting girl to talk to. She told me she used to work at Dollhouse on Walking Street and was the prettiest girl there ('back then, I very slim' She told me she has had many sponsors send her money including an American who sent her 60,000 baht on the condition she stopped drinking in the bar. She refused because she enjoyed drinking too much. I took the hint and bought her a second lady-drink. She told me she had 19 bought for her yesterday. I worry for the livers of some of these girls!

Although groping, spanking and kissing seemed to be okay, I was content to just talk and hold hands. She told me there were rooms available upstairs for between 300 and 400 baht and it would cost 1000 for short-time. I really liked Thailand's answer to Emma Radacanu so agreed to take her upstairs to see her back-hand.

We showered and then relaxed together on the bed. She had a lovely curvy body and was a great kisser. I fucked her slowly in mish and it felt like boyfriend / girlfriend style sex, with lots of kissing and eye contact. 'When A Man Loves A Woman' came on the radio as she was giving me a blowjob, which made me smile.

We did doggy then I eased her to lie flat on the bed and continued fucking her from behind, one of my favourite positions. She rode me to a climax and we cuddled as we got our breaths back. After we showered and got changed, I paid her and gave her a 200 baht tip for providing such a memorable experience.

Game, set and match to Miss Thai Radacanu!

My intention was to leave but downstairs she informed me it was 5. 53 pm and in seven minutes a bell would ring to signify free drinks to all customers. I noticed that an influx of thrifty ex-pats arrived just before the bell. When the bell sounded, a song came on and all the girls dinged their bells on their table until it finished. I stayed for another half an hour.

I stepped back out on to the street as the sun was setting pink. I'd really enjoyed my first Gentleman's Club experience. I spent about two and a half hours there and had a really good time. I do think I got lucky with girl I spent time with though. If she had been with a customer when I arrived, I don't think there would have been any other girls I'd have been interested in. But of course you don't have to take a girl. You can just have a quiet drink and apparently these places often serve food too.

I walked back to my hotel via soi Pothole, which was pretty lively. Plenty of bars were open, plenty of girls were sat outside and vendors sold food from their carts.

Tree Town was significantly busier on a Thursday night. I reckon there were double the number of people than my previous visits.

I met Sam and we had a drink at Blue Sky Bar. We had good stools overlooking the street and a very lively girl in a white lacy top and pushup bra took a shine to me. At 35 she was older than girls I usually go for but she had a nice body and an infectious personality.

We then went back to at Lai and sat on the same stools as previously, overlooking the pool table. Sam bought a lady-drink for the cute looking girl he has been pursuing but when he enquired about bar-fining her, she went very coy and none-committal. Sam and I agreed afterwards she was only interested in being bought lady-drinks.

The girl I liked was again sat with a Korean customer. Koreans love their pale-skinned, big-boobed girls. The girl sat opposite Sam saw me looking and asked if I liked her. When I nodded, she walked over to the girl, interrupting her conversation with the Korean guy, and pointed to me. The sexy girl waved to me and I waved back. I felt like being back at highschool again!

Sam decided he wanted to bar-fine his cute girl in Moonlight. It was busier than the night before and there were more pretty girls. The prettiest sat in silence next to a well-fed Korean, playing with her phone to alleviate the boredom.

Time was marching on towards the dreaded 11 pm closing time so I went back to Blue Sky Bar and bar-fined the girl I liked from there. It cost 400 baht and we agreed on 1500 baht for long-time. We met up with Sam and his girl in Moonlight and played pool until the bar closed. Fair to say my girl hasn't learnt the finer nuances of good sportsmanship, laughing hysterically whenever the opposition missed.

Back in my room her personality completely changed. But in a good way. In the bar she was lively and boisterous, a guaranteed wild time I thought, but in the room she became super affectionate. The sex was the kind of girlfriend experience I crave with lots of kissing. She had a really tight pussy so I was slow and gentle with her at first, then I spooned her as she kissed me over her shoulder.

We finished with doggy and I went for a shower. When I returned to the bedroom she was fast asleep. Thai girls are often small and petite creatures, yet it's amazing how much of the bed they can take. She was sprawled diagonally across my king-size bed and looked so peaceful, I didn't want to wake her up. I found a space on the mattress and fell asleep. I was woken some time in the middle of the night by her kissing me and stroking my chest. 'I just want to kiss you all night' she whispered.

That's the down-side of long-time, lack of sleep.

[WingZero94]

Sam told me to pick the next bar so I chose Joy Bar, on the strength of a pretty young girl with curly hair stood outside it. I bought her a lady-drink and we got along well but it was too early to bar-fine so we swapped Line details..

Joy Bar is good fun. Owner is a good bloke and would give me free drinks here and there as a regular. Only issue there was the girls were a little vanilla.

BTW there are two joy bars, one on the side and one at the back near the toilet block. I am talking about the one on the side.

[Sir Lancelot]

After a decent night's sleep I had breakfast and then considered my attack strategy for the day.

Disappointingly the soapies are currently closed. I've had some great experiences at places like Sabai Dee, Honey and Honey 2 and there's no better feeling than a hot girl lathering you with soap and then using her body to slip and slide all over you. It's strange that places like that stay closed while other massage shops stay open. You'd think all that soap would meet covid guidelines!

I decided to find a place for massage-with-extras.

There are lots of options around the soi Buakhao area. I walked down soi Pothole, where I remember meeting a cute girl called Beer once, but the girls sat outside the massage shops were generally older and not to my taste.

So I walked up soi Honey. There are lots of massage shops on this road and I saw a few potential candidates. A pretty girl with a ponytail and a much older girl, probably in her forties, with big wobbly natural tits. I also noticed that there was a lot of building work taking place inside Honey Massage. Hopefully to rectify the poorly located fishbowl they had on my last visit. I could only see half the girls.

I backtracked down the road. My hopes were pinned on the pretty girl with the ponytail but when I got a closer look at her, she wasn't as pretty as I first though.

But then I saw a good-looking girl outside a massage shop not far before the junction with soi Buakhao. She had a gorgeous face and tempting curves, so I stopped in my tracks.

'You do massage?' I ask, possibly the silliest question ever asked.

As I'm following her inside and upstairs, I realised that I'm in Paradise, where I fucked an amazing girl on my last trip. I'd settle for another experience like that, I thought to myself.

She told me to get unchanged and, unusually, before the massage had even started, told me the prices. Normally you get a massage and then the girl will whisper 'you wan extras?' as she holds your erect dick in her hand. But not on this occasion. She told me an oil massage was 200 baht, a hand-job was 500, blowjob 800 and the full package including sex was 1200. I countered with 1000 for sex but a tip if she made me smile. It's a cheesy line but it works and she accepted.

The massage was nice and before long she asked me to turn around, when she concentrated her efforts on my dick, teasing and stroking me until I was hard. I fucked her missionary at first, then doggy, before she rode me energetically to a climax. The bed banged against the wall with each thrust, the quiet discretion you associate with these places out of the window.

I paid her and found a stall on the corner of Buakhao and Diana that made pasta. I ordered bolognese and it was only as I was eating it, a thought occurred to me.

The girl who massaged me told me her name was Nicole, an unusual name for a Thai girl. Seven years ago, the girl I fucked in Paradise was named Nico. I'd taken a few photos of her on my phone, so I studied them. She had shoulder-length blonde hair back then but the girl I'd just been with had much longer, dark hair. But facially there was undeniably a resemblance.

Had I just unwittingly fucked the same girl, seven years later?

At 6. 30 in the evening I met up with Sam, a geordie guy I met the day before on soi 6. He lives in Pattaya and promised me he take me on a tour of Tree Town tonight.

We started at the very lively Annie Jacks on soi Buakhao. We got stools inside and very quickly Sam was joined by a girl he likes, which gave me opportunity to scan around. The shy girl I bought a ladydrink for on my previous visit was with a customer but she smiled and waved when she saw me. The very pretty girl I'd seen was also casting her spell over a customer. This place definitely has some talent.

Sam leaned over and asked me 'see anyone you like?

'The girl stood behind you is incredible' I replied.

She was a tall, curvy girl with braces on her teeth, but sadly was with a customer. But it must have been my lucky night because just a minute later her customer stood up and left. She walked past to hand his money over to the bar and I made sure I intercepted her on her way back.

Her name was Dada and she definitely wasn't shy. She danced to the music, grinding in my lap, and at one point pulled my face in to her big soft tits. All for the price of a ladydrink! She told me they have a two-tiered barfine in Annie Jacks. 600 for short-time and a hefty 1200 for long-time. She also quoted me prices of 2000 for short-time and 4000 for long-time. The short-time price seemed decent value for the quality of girl, as I'm sure she'd come down to 1500.

I asked if she had Line on her phone but she told that ladies were not allowed to have their phones in the bar. Almost certainly because the bar realises that customers like me will try to meet their girls after 11 pm without paying the barfine.

We left and I asked Sam how his chat went with the girl he was talking to. He told me she was a tease and just wanted lady-drinks. Apparently she had 15 bought for her the night before. When girls make that much money from lady-drinks, they don't need bar-fines.

We turned left in to Tree Town and had a quiet drink at Cosy Bar. Our stools gave us a good vantage point to see pretty girls walking past.

Sam told me to pick the next bar so I chose Joy Bar, on the strength of a pretty young girl with curly hair stood outside it. I bought her a lady-drink and we got along well but it was too early to bar-fine so we swapped Line details.

I should explain what Line is, because it's a must-have if you visit Thailand.

It's an App that all the bar-girls have, a far improved version of Whatsapp. Each member gets a unique QR code and if you meet a girl you like, she just hovers her phone over yours and you become 'friends'. You can swap messages and it's a great way to meet girls when they're not at work. You can also visit their profiles and there are often lots of sexy photos of them.

Sam then took me to one of his favourite bars, at Lai. There was a birthday party going on, so after we were shown to stools overlooking the pool table, a waitress invited us to help ourselves to food. I got some tasty fried rice and grilled pork, and when I'd finished they bought me over a slice of cake! There were lots of balloons and the birthday girl paraded around with a sash with 100 baht notes pinned to it.

There were some pretty girls in there too. Sam bought a lady-drink for a very sweet looking girl with a pretty smile and I spotted five girls I'd happily bar-fine, including a tall girl playing pool against a farang. My favourite, a pale-skinned girl with big wobbly tits, had been with a customer, but when I paid my chit I noticed she was free so I said Hello, and we swapped Line details.

Our next stop was Moonlight, which had a Chinese theme. Sam pounced quickly and bought a lady-drink for another sweet young thing and I couldn't resist buying a drink for a shy girl sat nearby. Sometimes when I can't see any girls I want to bar-fine, I'll just buy a drink for a girl I think might need a confidence boost and she rewarded me with a beaming grin and a kiss on the lips. The four of us played pool until closing time.

I like nights like this. Although I hadn't bar-fined a girl, I'd been to five bars, had a lot of fun and got the Line contacts for two pretty girls.

Tree Town impresses me. Of course the number of girls is down at the moment but so are the number of tourists. I saw plenty of pretty girls, beer prices are cheap and bar-fines are generally 400.

I got back to room and sent a speculative massage on Line to the big-boobed girl from at Lai but didn't get a reply until next morning. Nevertheless, I went to bed happy, it had been a good night.

[Breadman]

But then a foxy cougar wearing a sexy red dress fluttered her eyelashes at me outside Solo. She had a stellar figure with big tits so I impulsively stopped and asked her 'how much we go room?' Again it was 350 for the room and again we settled on 1000. It was only on the walk up the stairs that I realised I'd have to use a Thai condom again!.

Attached is a photo of Solo club on soy 6. Is your cougar in the photo? Those are the same people working when you stopped by I am guessing. Ice been hanging at lust across the street. Discounting the lady boys that are in the photo there sure isn't much talent. You are it wasn't a post opp?

[Mogwai]

Been here for quite some time and I'd like to add my 2 cents on this topic. When it comes to Digital work anywhere and concerns with geolocation, this is simple! Subscribe to a reliable VPN service and either install VPN software on your laptop or purchase a VPN router and connect to any US server (Preferable one from your home state if that's where you always connect). You'll show up with a US IP address and your employer will never notice! I've been doing it for years and works like a charm. Your Welcome!

That depends on the security of your company. If your doing the routine technical stuff that's one thing, when your working for the banking industry that's another. The security at a banking institution will be on the lookout for vpn's.

I already have to use a VPN client to connect to my company. It's installed by our IT guy. So if I install other VPN software on my laptop, it would mean I'm using a VPN within a VPN? Would that work?

[WingZero94]

Over the next three weeks I'll be posting a diary of my time in Thailand. I chose to fly in to Phuket and stay in Krabi under the sandbox scheme.

I had to have a negative PCR test within 72 hours of travelling to Thailand and then I had another PCR test on arrival at Phuket Airport. It was extremely efficient and quick. Then I got taxied to my hotel in Krabi where I had to stay in my room for 8 hours waiting for the result with my fingers crossed. It came back negative which meant I could holiday as normal.

If you've never been to Krabi. I couldn't recommend it more, it has some of the most beautiful beaches I've ever seen. I stayed in Ao Nang where there's even a small beer-bar scene called RCA. I even had a 'happy ending' massage on my final night, to get me in the mood for my time in Pattaya.

Then on day 5 I had my third PCR test at the medical centre near my hotel. The whole process took about three minutes and again I tested negative which meant on day 7 I was allowed to travel anywhere in Thailand.

February 21.

I flew with Vietjet to Bangkok and descended down to level 1 at Suvarnabhumi Airport, turned left and walked all the way down to exit 7. There is a booth selling bus tickets to Hua Hin and Pattaya and my ticket cost 130 baht for the 90 minute journey. I'm staying at LK Metropole, right in the heart of the action, and my room was 1000 baht a night. I've got a huge bed, a balcony overlooking the pool, a safe, cable TV and a fridge..

Since you're staying at LK go try Mint Bar for feed. Chef is really good and can cook basically anything. Good crowd there too.

[Sir Lancelot]

I slept well and woke to a ping from my mobile phone. It was Aom 2 asking what I was up to. Last night she told me it was her day off today and although it was tempting to meet up, I didn't want to focus on just one girl.

I had a few chores I needed to do. Get some cash out, drop some laundry off and record some videos for my friend's 'Eyes of Owen' channel.

My plan for the afternoon was to go to soi 6. I've been off-the-radar for six years because I was in a long-term relationship. Even though the girl was gorgeous and 15 years younger than me, I often craved for just one more afternoon on soi 6!

Now it was about to happen. At 2. 30 I walked up soi Diana to 2nd Road and had to wait all of 30 seconds for a songthaew. They do a big loop up 2nd Road and down Beach Road and you can hop on and off whenever you like for 10 baht. I was excited as I rang the buzzer and stepped off at the top of soi 6, next to Corner Bar.

For those of you who have never been, soi 6 is a long street of short-time bars. Girls usually sit in front of the bars on stools and if you see one you like, you can take her upstairs to a room. Although it has a reputation as a seedy anything-goes place, I went with one of the most beautiful girls I've ever been with in Thailand on this very road.

As always, I started with a recce, walking the entire distance of the street to get a feel. The first half of the road still feels sleepy with a lot of the bars closed. I passed Tomcats, Showgirls, Soho and Smoke & Mirrors. Normally there would be lots of girls but it was almost empty. But things rapidly improve when you get about halfway down, to a junction with Spider Bar. All of a sudden, for about 50 meters, you're transported back in time to soi 6 pre-pandemic. The bars are busy and there are lots of girls out front trying the seduce you inside their bar.

A few of them shouted 'Hello, hansum' to me as I walked past, despite the fact I was wearing a mask!

I continued walking, past bars called Lust, Illusion, Lollipop, Hotshots, The Pussy Club and Wicked until I reach Beach Road. Generally I was impressed. Things are picking up and I saw some pretty young girls.

I back-tracked all the way up soI 6. 1 which is an alleyway where ladyboys hang out. A particularly masculine looking one with tits like bowling balls seemed to be a big fan of poultry because she boasted about the size of her cockerel.

So which bar would I go to first? Repent had a lively group of about 15 young girls outside so I walked in claimed a table. My Chang beer cost 95 baht and I was soon joined by an older girl with temptingly large natural breasts. We exchange chit-chat and soon the games came out and I found myself playing jenga with three girls. It's not really what I come to these bars to do but it was fun. The prettiest girl in the bar had an innocent look I like with a bow in her hair.

I decided to move to another bar with fresh tactics. I needed to pick the girl, instead of letting them pick me. What can I say, I'm rusty, it's been a long time!

There were lots of pretty girls outside Lust so I walked in, saw a girl I liked and immediately invited her to come and sit with me. She had a beautiful face but hardly spoke any English so we conducted most of our conservation via an App on her phone. I decided to act quickly and asked her via her phone if she would like to go to a room. She called over another girl who acted as intermediary. The room would cost 350 baht and the cute girl quoted 1500 for one hour, but immediately accepted my 1000 counter offer.

'You have condom?' she asked and I realised I'd made the rookie mistake of not bringing one. While she scurried off to buy some, I got chatting to two guys on the next table, both also from UK, and we agreed to swap Line details and they'd show me around their favourite bars in Tree Town.

The girl led me up three flights of stairs to our room. Halfway up I looked out of the window and saw a full size jumbo jet in the vacant plot next door. Anyone know why it's there?

Our room was very sparse, little more than a hard double bed, a dressing table and a few hooks to hang clothes on. We showered and I was pleasantly surprised to see she has a generously sized pair of tits. Although she had a very innocent appeal, I was surprised to see she had a large tattoo on her back.

We lay on the bed together but it soon became clear she's inexperienced. Almost straight away she wanted to put a condom on to me despite the fact I'm not hard. We kissed and I sucked her nipples but when I put the Thai condom on it was far too tight and I lost wood immediately. I took it off and we continued to kiss and I fingered her until I was rock hard again. I put another condom on and she rode me briefly. But once again the condom squeezed the life out of my erection. It's amazing, I can have a fresh-faced, big-titted hottie riding me but if the condom is too tight, my dick just doesn't want to know.

I decided to give up. It was a silly mistake forgetting to bring my own condoms. We showered, got changed and I gave her a decent tip before I left.

Feeling annoyed at myself for my schoolboy error, I walked up towards the top of soi 6 with the intention of walking back to my hotel. I could have used a songthaew or a motorbike taxi but I wanted to punish myself.

But then a foxy cougar wearing a sexy red dress fluttered her eyelashes at me outside Solo. She had a stellar figure with big tits so I impulsively stopped and asked her 'how much we go room?' Again it was 350 for the room and again we settled on 1000. It was only on the walk up the stairs that I realised I'd have to use a Thai condom again!

I needn't have worried. Just seeing her naked body got me hard and she knew exactly how to please. She gave me a sloppy blowjob as I fondled her tits, then I fucked her hard, doggy-style. We did 69 and then unexpectedly she stuck her finger up my arse and wanked me until I shot my load.

It was a strange afternoon. Technically I'd fucked two girls, a young cutie and a foxy cougar. Although the afternoon wasn't without it's problems, I'd enjoyed the kind of sleazy experience I enjoy.

I got back to my hotel, rested for a while and had a shower. I had some noodles I bought from a nearby Familymart and by the time I got changed and left my room, it was 8. 30 pm. Going out at that time wouldn't ordinarily be a problem in Pattaya but due to ongoing restrictions, the bars close at 11. That left me just two and a half hours to find a girl.

I thought a safe bet to start would be Annie Jacks, a busy bar on soi Buakhao. They had lots of pretty girls stood at the entrance and I quickly offered a drink to a shy type who sat nearby. She was a nice girl and I enjoyed our chat but I couldn't help admire some of the other girls. There was a 9/10 in my books with a mesmeric face, sitting with a lucky customer. Another girl walked past with big wobbly boobs. This place has talent.

A lot of the gogo bars on LK Metro have pretty girls and I was reeled in to Unreal bar by a pretty girl in a white dress with braces on her teeth. I offered her a lady drink immediately. She had a chopped fringe, Japanese mannerisms and was a lot of fun. At one point she got up on to a small circular stage next to me and danced around a chrome pole. She was a sexy mover.

When she sat back down next to me I enquired about the barfine but she told me 'cannot do tonight, tomorrow okay?' There could be any number of reasons why she wasn't available, the most likely perhaps that she had an appointment set up for later, with a regular perhaps. It was disappointing because I really liked this girl but sometimes you have to be patient in Pattaya.

Time was marching on. It was 10.30 and the bars closed in just half an hour. I thought Sugar Sugar would be a safe bet but most of the pretty girls were with customers. A girl ran over and hugged up to me, telling me she remembered me from last night and she really liked me. I bought her a drink but I knew I wouldn't be taking her back to my hotel. She was a sweet girl but not my type.

11 pm arrived and staff bought the chairs from outside in to the bar and closed the door. It was time to go. I was disappointed with Sugar Sugar. The talent levels were down from last night and I was pestered for ladydrinks. If it wasn't another drink for the girl sat next to me, it was a drink for her friend or a tequila for the waitress. It got annoying after a while.

I've definitely noticed there is more pressure to buy drinks at the moment. Perhaps it's not a surprise. With the bars operating with less girls, they need to keep them in the bar to attract customers.

All was not lost. Closing time can reap rich rewards.

I remember lingering around Nana Plaza in Bangkok at closing time once and securing the services of a pretty gogo girl for half the price I'd have paid if I met her in the bar.

As predicted there was a mass exodus as girls left their bars but there was a problem. All of the girls were wearing masks! I lingered around the Buakhao area for a while but gave up after a while and headed back to my hotel without a girl.

Lesson learned. Since the bars currently close at 11 pm, you've got to start your bar-crawl earlier. Normally, when bars stay open until 3 or 4 am, time isn't an issue, but these are unusual times and we need to change our game accordingly.

[SinfullyKorean]

Over the next three weeks I'll be posting a diary of my time in Thailand. I chose to fly in to Phuket and stay in Krabi under the sandbox scheme.

Aom 2 was a sexy mover and smiled down almost constantly to me from the stage, a promising sign, so I decided to barfine her. The barfine was an eye-watering 800 baht and she quoted 2000 short-time and 3000 long-time. I countered with my usual 1500 'plus good tip if you make me smile' and she agreed.

Awesome report, Lancelot! Looking forward to upcoming reports as well. Looks like Pattaya is still better as far as value is concerned vs Phuket. Someone in the Phuket thread reported 2 k barfine and 7 k LT fees in Harem. Which sounds familiar to my first Phuket visit.

Was your 1500 counter for LT or ST? Is your "good tip" 500?

Again, thanks for your report. They're very helpful. Even though this is my 4th time visiting Thailand, I know there's still much I need to learn as far as mongering is concerned.

[Mr Enternational]

I no longer use girl's real names to protect their innocence,

That is okay. The girls don't use their real name either. LOL.

The barfine was an eye-watering 800 baht and she quoted 2000 short-time and 3000 long-time. I countered with my usual 1500 'plus good tip if you make me smile' and she agreed.

Same as I have always said. The barfine is static, but you can negotiate the price with the girl. Don't know why people swear it is carved in stone.

[GreenBean]

Over the next three weeks I'll be posting a diary of my time in Thailand. I chose to fly in to Phuket and stay in Krabi under the sandbox scheme.

I had to have a negative PCR test within 72 hours of travelling to Thailand and then I had another PCR test on arrival at Phuket Airport. It was extremely efficient and quick. Then I got taxied to my hotel in Krabi where I had to stay in my room for 8 hours waiting for the result with my fingers crossed. It came back negative which meant I could holiday as normal.

If you've never been to Krabi. I couldn't recommend it more, it has some of the most beautiful beaches I've ever seen. I stayed in Ao Nang where there's even a small beer-bar scene called RCA. I even had a 'happy ending' massage on my final night, to get me in the mood for my time in Pattaya.

Then on day 5 I had my third PCR test at the medical centre near my hotel. The whole process took about three minutes and again I tested negative which meant on day 7 I was allowed to travel anywhere in Thailand.

February 21.

I flew with Vietjet to Bangkok and descended down to level 1 at Suvarnabhumi Airport, turned left and walked all the way down to exit 7. There is a booth selling bus tickets to Hua Hin and Pattaya and my ticket cost 130 baht for the 90 minute journey. I'm staying at LK Metropole, right in the heart of the action, and my room was 1000 baht a night.

Awesome story and please keep this up! I'm a newbie and your diary has a lot of teaching potential.

[RacShack]

Over the next three weeks I'll be posting a diary of my time in Thailand. I chose to fly in to Phuket and stay in Krabi under the sandbox scheme.

I had to have a negative PCR test within 72 hours of travelling to Thailand and then I had another PCR test on arrival at Phuket Airport. It was extremely efficient and quick. Then I got taxied to my hotel in Krabi where I had to stay in my room for 8 hours waiting for the result with my fingers crossed. It came back negative which meant I could holiday as normal.

If you've never been to Krabi. I couldn't recommend it more, it has some of the most beautiful beaches I've ever seen. I stayed in Ao Nang where there's even a small beer-bar scene called RCA. I even had a 'happy ending' massage on my final night, to get me in the mood for my time in Pattaya.

Then on day 5 I had my third PCR test at the medical centre near my hotel. The whole process took about three minutes and again I tested negative which meant on day 7 I was allowed to travel anywhere in Thailand....

Welcome back excellent report as usual in the past, learned a lot from you years back!

[Sir Lancelot]

Over the next three weeks I'll be posting a diary of my time in Thailand. I chose to fly in to Phuket and stay in Krabi under the sandbox scheme.

I had to have a negative PCR test within 72 hours of travelling to Thailand and then I had another PCR test on arrival at Phuket Airport. It was extremely efficient and quick. Then I got taxied to my hotel in Krabi where I had to stay in my room for 8 hours waiting for the result with my fingers crossed. It came back negative which meant I could holiday as normal.

If you've never been to Krabi. I couldn't recommend it more, it has some of the most beautiful beaches I've ever seen. I stayed in Ao Nang where there's even a small beer-bar scene called RCA. I even had a 'happy ending' massage on my final night, to get me in the mood for my time in Pattaya.

Then on day 5 I had my third PCR test at the medical centre near my hotel. The whole process took about three minutes and again I tested negative which meant on day 7 I was allowed to travel anywhere in Thailand.

February 21.

I flew with Vietjet to Bangkok and descended down to level 1 at Suvarnabhumi Airport, turned left and walked all the way down to exit 7. There is a booth selling bus tickets to Hua Hin and Pattaya and my ticket cost 130 baht for the 90 minute journey. I'm staying at LK Metropole, right in the heart of the action, and my room was 1000 baht a night. I've got a huge bed, a balcony overlooking the pool, a safe, cable TV and a fridge.

It was 6. 30 pm by the time I unpacked and after a quick bite to eat at Subway I was ready for my first foray in to Pattaya's nightlife since my last trip to Thailand seven years ago. I started on Soi LK Metro, a favourite of mine pre-pandemic. It's an L-shaped road of gogo bars but most of those on the road leading to soi Diana seemed closed. My favourite though, Crystal Club, was open and there were six girls sat on stools outside, including one that had a spectacular resemblance to the lovely Aom, who I bar-fined from this very same establishment seven years earlier. It couldn't be her, surely?

The road leading to soi Buakhao was much more lively with lots of bars open. It's worth pointing out though that although these gogo bars are open, they aren't operating as gogo bars. They are essentially beer bars with girls available. Certainly there aren't the number of girls before covid but there aren't the same number of customers either. I saw a few pretty faces as I passed each bar.

A few bars on soI Buakhao had lots of girls outside, screaming 'velcommmm' to any passing men. I turned left in to Tree Town and was very impressed. When restrictions are lifted, this will be the place to be. There are lots of large beer bars and a big central food court in the middle. Most bars had maybe 10 girls but because they were so big, seemed empty. When all of the girls return soon, this place will be buzzing.

As is always the case, there were some nice ones. The prettiest I saw were sitting with customers though. What are the odds?

The time had come to choose a bar to go to. I decided to backtrack to LK Metro and go to Crystal Club. I didn't see the Aom lookalike and the mamasan showed me to a seat inside. There were only two girls, both sat with customers. No girls followed me inside, so I sat alone like Billy-no-mates! Since there were no girls dancing, I was tempted to ring the bell to buy all girls on stage a drink! I suppose when the number of girls is down, the bar needs them all out front to attract customers.

I went outside and sat on a stool. I got chatting with the mamasan, who introduced herself as Mama Boom and the Aom lookalike walked past and beamed me a radiant smile. I didn't hesitate and invited her over for a drink. My Chang beer cost 80 baht and her ladydrink was 175. I no longer use girl's real names to protect their innocence, but Aom 2 was lovely up close and had a knockout smile. We went inside and at 8. 30 pm four girls started dancing on the corner stages. They weren't wearing skimpy gogo outfits, they wore dresses but it was nice to see. Ironically Jesse J's 'It's not about the money, money, money' song was playing, perhaps the least appropriate song for a gogo bar ever!

Aom 2 was a sexy mover and smiled down almost constantly to me from the stage, a promising sign, so I decided to barfine her. The barfine was an eye-watering 800 baht and she quoted 2000 short-time and 3000 long-time. I countered with my usual 1500 'plus good tip if you make me smile' and she agreed.

It was early so we decided to go to a few more bars. Sugar Sugar is another popular gogo bar on LK Metro that is masquerading as a beer bar. I saw a big-boobed hottie walk past but of course she didn't have eyes for me as I had a female companion. Aom 2 then marched me to Pattaya Beach Club, which is an open-aired nightclub, surrounding a pool, right in the heart of Tree Town. It was heaving with people and Aom 2 and I spent the next two hours dancing. There was a live DJ and fantastic lighting. I noticed a lot of single girls sat around too, so I suspect this place has pickup potential.

What a place! And what an enjoyable first night in Pattaya.

But it wasn't over yet. Despite the short walk, Aom 2 insisted we get a motorbike taxi back to my hotel as her feet hurt. I bet that's the easiest 60 baht fare that driver has ever had! Back in the room we showered and only then I noticed what an amazing body she had, with full breasts and nipples like bullets. The sex was good. She rode me Asian cowgirl to start, then I flipped her on her back and fucked her in mish, her theatrical groans loud enough to wake the first four floors of the hotel at least. 'I've missed this' I thought to myself as I slapped in to her doggy-style and then she rode me again. The room was hot (I forgot to leave air-con on) so we finished with a nice leisurely 69.

A great session, with a great girl, to round off a great night.

[Breadman]

Been here for quite some time and I'd like to add my 2 cents on this topic. When it comes to Digital work anywhere and concerns with geolocation, this is simple! Subscribe to a reliable VPN service and either install VPN software on your laptop or purchase a VPN router and connect to any US server (Preferable one from your home state if that's where you always connect). You'll show up with a US IP address and your employer will never notice! I've been doing it for years and works like a charm. Your Welcome!

That depends on the security of your company. If your doing the routine technical stuff that's one thing, when your working for the banking industry that's another. The security at a banking institution will be on the lookout for vpn's.

[Big Kahuna]

Been here for quite some time and I'd like to add my 2 cents on this topic. When it comes to Digital work anywhere and concerns with geolocation, this is simple! Subscribe to a reliable VPN service and either install VPN software on your laptop or purchase a VPN router and connect to any US server (Preferable one from your home state if that's where you always connect). You'll show up with a US IP address and your employer will never notice! I've been doing it for years and works like a charm. Your Welcome!

What a local boy doing in Thailand? LOL.

Same thing I will be doing next month in Thailand.