Pattaya Reports

[Tptp76]

I have a friend in a similar situation, who works for a small firm in Europe. He was spending months at a time in Patts even pre covid (working from home was OK in his company). He worked using a VPN to mask his location. He is himself an IT wizz kid, so he probably knew what he was doing.

I have thought about doing this, because I'm working from home for almost two years now. But I work for a rather small company, and am afraid (or pretty certain actually) that our IT guy can see that I'm logging in from Thailand instead of my own apartment. He might even be able to see that I'm logging in from Pattaya, and that's the last thing I want for obvious reasons.
People who work for a big international company for example are more 'anonymous', and nobody might even notice or care where they are logging in from.

And beside that I'm afraid that the wifi in most hotels in Thailand is too slow or restricted for my company's programs.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I am not sure of the drinking age, but you have to be 20 to work in or go into a bar. 3 years ago was my nephew's first time to Thailand. He was 17 at the time. We went into a gogo on Walking Street and the mamasan chased us around the stage. She said my nephew was not old enough. I said he is 18 (because I thought the age was 18). She said you have to be 20. Since he is big (but has a baby face), we went and bought him a ballcap and I told him that whenever we walk into a place to pull it down over his face. Worked like a charm.

Not quite correct.

The legal drinking age is 20.

However for working, girls only have to be 18 to be able to work in a bar or entertainment venue, including as sex workers.

They can tho actually work in those venues from 16 if they don't serve alcohol or do sex work, IE clearing tables and glasses, delivering food, in kitchens cooking or washing.

[Member #4753]

I see your point of getting them to loosen up. The problem is too much alcohol and they are zero fun. In the case of last night's Coca Cola girl, she might have been too young to be served alcohol.

What's the drinking age in Thailand?

The legal Drinking age is 20 in Thailand.

I find that it is enforced in the bigger, high profile night clubs. In most bars or restaurants it is not really enforced.

[EihTooms]

I see your point of getting them to loosen up. The problem is too much alcohol and they are zero fun. In the case of last night's Coca Cola girl, she might have been too young to be served alcohol.

What's the drinking age in Thailand?

The drinking age in Thailand is 20. She said she was 20. The girl with me was supposedly 22 and was therefore the voice of authority for what the younger one needed to do regarding check bins and LD commission receipts. Cute.

I have never ordered a LadyDrink for a girl or told her what to order and drink. I just agree or offer to buy her a drink and couldn't care less if she gets straight whiskey or bottled water. It's up to her. I only listen for the 2 LDs in one order scam, "Coke and Tequila" or some variation of it to put a halt to that.

[Mr Enternational]

I see your point of getting them to loosen up. The problem is too much alcohol and they are zero fun. In the case of last night's Coca Cola girl, she might have been too young to be served alcohol.

What's the drinking age in Thailand?

I am not sure of the drinking age, but you have to be 20 to work in or go into a bar. 3 years ago was my nephew's first time to Thailand. He was 17 at the time. We went into a gogo on Walking Street and the mamasan chased us around the stage. She said my nephew was not old enough. I said he is 18 (because I thought the age was 18). She said you have to be 20. Since he is big (but has a baby face), we went and bought him a ballcap and I told him that whenever we walk into a place to pull it down over his face. Worked like a charm.

[HorseTrader]

…In your case, it obviously didn't matter as you bought them cokes. But in my case, I like to buy them alcohol so they'll loosen up and do questionable things with me. Or at the very least lower their guard and have fun. I wanted that party kind of atmosphere, and it isn't fun when you're the only one drinking.

I see your point of getting them to loosen up. The problem is too much alcohol and they are zero fun. In the case of last night's Coca Cola girl, she might have been too young to be served alcohol.

What's the drinking age in Thailand?

[EihTooms]

I never even realized that the bars tried to hide what they are serving to the girls. Last night I bought 3 lady drinks in Nana (1 mamasan, 2 lady) and the receipt clearly said Coke. Is it different in Pattaya?

I pay for her time, not alcohol.

And the girl who latched onto you was one of the cutest little spinners we saw all evening, I might add.

Assuming she was totally sober while she was all over you in the bar, I too would not have felt a need to get her drunk before taking her nor wanted her to be.

[SinfullyKorean]

I never even realized that the bars tried to hide what they are serving to the girls. Last night I bought 3 lady drinks in Nana (1 mamasan, 2 lady) and the receipt clearly said Coke. Is it different in Pattaya?

I pay for her time, not alcohol.

I remember a few years back when I was visiting Phuket, I heard about this trick (non-alcoholic / weak lady drinks). So I took a sip and yes, it was very weak, almost non alcoholic. I told the waitress to take the drink back and bring a real tequila shot.

In your case, it obviously didn't matter as you bought them cokes. But in my case, I like to buy them alcohol so they'll loosen up and do questionable things with me. Or at the very least lower their guard and have fun. I wanted that party kind of atmosphere, and it isn't fun when you're the only one drinking.

[EihTooms]

You are paying the bar for a particular drink. The bar is giving her a commission on said drink. So it only matters if you intend to get what you actually are paying for. You do not have to buy a drink to get her time.

Well, I am not just paying for her time. I have wasted a lot of time and money in my day having just "paid for time".

I will pay for her time and 1-2 rather specific acts of sex to take place with her in my room during that time. Sure, I suppose I could just walk up to girls standing or sitting in bars, blurt out what I want without even sitting down and see if I get any taker who will grab her purse and join me that very moment.

Interestingly, I posted a report a while back mentioning a decent looking punter the girls on Soi 7 were by then very familiar with who did just that. Walking up to them to get an ok to take them without buying any drinks for himself or them, that is.

I have no idea if he had included a detail about it needing it to be bareback, BBFS+CIP or as I consider it, Real Sex, the way my negotiation with a girl generally leads. But I assume not. The girls who laughed about him whenever he showed up never mentioned that at least. So for just standard, nothing special, Thai P4P fare, he never got any takers, the girls just made an icky face, turned away from him one by one until he walked away in a huff, alone and with the girls sharing their encounter and laughing at him. I saw him going through those same paces on two different nights.

However, in my case and for what I much prefer be agreed to before I take a girl to start spending that time and paying for it, I find a 200 baht investment or two for her drink and about 20 minutes of my time sitting next to her in a bar to ease her into the idea provides a much different and better outcome than I suspect his ever were with those girls.

In fact, I won't even know if the chemistry would be right for me to enjoy and consider the time and money was well spent with a girl without that 20 minute or so drink, touch, kiss and relax interaction. I know a girl simply saying Yes to my 1-2 requirements within 10 seconds in a bar, a club, restaurant or on the street rarely assures it.

As always for everyone out there, YMMV.

[Mr Enternational]

I pay for her time, not alcohol.

You are paying the bar for a particular drink. The bar is giving her a commission on said drink. So it only matters if you intend to get what you actually are paying for. You do not have to buy a drink to get her time.

[HorseTrader]

Did you taste it? Most of the time it is just watered down apple juice, unless you make sure it is not. I make them drink Sang Som on ice just like I drink, and I taste it to be sure.

I never even realized that the bars tried to hide what they are serving to the girls. Last night I bought 3 lady drinks in Nana (1 mamasan, 2 lady) and the receipt clearly said Coke. Is it different in Pattaya?

I pay for her time, not alcohol.

[Mr Enternational]

I took the hint and bought her a second lady-drink. She told me she had 19 bought for her yesterday. I worry for the livers of some of these girls!

Did you taste it? Most of the time it is just watered down apple juice, unless you make sure it is not. I make them drink Sang Som on ice just like I drink, and I taste it to be sure.

[RacShack]

Sir Lancelot, your reports are superb. I hope to add some reports when I return to Pattaya (when things return to normal after Omicron). Meanwhile, I am traveling with a Thai lady, today I am in Panama.

I believe the road you took is Soi Excite, I have never been down there.

He's reporting is spot on truthful and actually of some value to the board, unlike posters making shit up for months at a time with zero value to anyone on board! But with boots on ground guys now it's harder to make up such story's!

[Explorer8939]

Sir Lancelot, your reports are superb. I hope to add some reports when I return to Pattaya (when things return to normal after Omicron). Meanwhile, I am traveling with a Thai lady, today I am in Panama.

I believe the road you took is Soi Excite, I have never been down there.

[Sir Lancelot]

Mid-afternoon I went on a mission. To go to my very first Gentleman's Club. I've never been to one before but I've heard good reports, so I thought I'd give it a go.

I chose to go to King's Club as it's walking distance from my hotel. From soi Buakhao I turned right on to soi Pothole and then took an immediate left at the fork to the left of Triangle Bar. It takes about five minutes to walk down to the bottom of this road and there facing you, across a busy main road, is King's Club.

I rang the bell and was greeted by a chorus of 'sawasdee ka' when I entered. There was a bar in the corner, a pool table and probably about 10 elderly expats enjoying a beer and chatting with the ladies, a number of whom were topless. Most of the ladies were older but I noticed two younger girls stood next to the bar, one of whom had fair hair and was pretty. I smiled and she walked over.

They had an offer on of two beers for 100 baht, which I jumped at. I bought my choice of girl a lady-drink for 140 baht and really enjoyed chatting with her as I watched an elderly man enjoying a three-way kiss with two Thai ladies. As we were talking I couldn't help thinking she reminded me of someone. I couldn't put my finger on it at first but then she smiled and I realised she looked like the British tennis player Emma Radacanu! She had a similar face and the exact same smile.

She was an interesting girl to talk to. She told me she used to work at Dollhouse on Walking Street and was the prettiest girl there ('back then, I very slim' She told me she has had many sponsors send her money including an American who sent her 60,000 baht on the condition she stopped drinking in the bar. She refused because she enjoyed drinking too much. I took the hint and bought her a second lady-drink. She told me she had 19 bought for her yesterday. I worry for the livers of some of these girls!

Although groping, spanking and kissing seemed to be okay, I was content to just talk and hold hands. She told me there were rooms available upstairs for between 300 and 400 baht and it would cost 1000 for short-time. I really liked Thailand's answer to Emma Radacanu so agreed to take her upstairs to see her back-hand.

We showered and then relaxed together on the bed. She had a lovely curvy body and was a great kisser. I fucked her slowly in mish and it felt like boyfriend / girlfriend style sex, with lots of kissing and eye contact. 'When A Man Loves A Woman' came on the radio as she was giving me a blowjob, which made me smile.

We did doggy then I eased her to lie flat on the bed and continued fucking her from behind, one of my favourite positions. She rode me to a climax and we cuddled as we got our breaths back. After we showered and got changed, I paid her and gave her a 200 baht tip for providing such a memorable experience.

Game, set and match to Miss Thai Radacanu!

My intention was to leave but downstairs she informed me it was 5. 53 pm and in seven minutes a bell would ring to signify free drinks to all customers. I noticed that an influx of thrifty ex-pats arrived just before the bell. When the bell sounded, a song came on and all the girls dinged their bells on their table until it finished. I stayed for another half an hour.

I stepped back out on to the street as the sun was setting pink. I'd really enjoyed my first Gentleman's Club experience. I spent about two and a half hours there and had a really good time. I do think I got lucky with girl I spent time with though. If she had been with a customer when I arrived, I don't think there would have been any other girls I'd have been interested in. But of course you don't have to take a girl. You can just have a quiet drink and apparently these places often serve food too.

I walked back to my hotel via soi Pothole, which was pretty lively. Plenty of bars were open, plenty of girls were sat outside and vendors sold food from their carts.

Tree Town was significantly busier on a Thursday night. I reckon there were double the number of people than my previous visits.

I met Sam and we had a drink at Blue Sky Bar. We had good stools overlooking the street and a very lively girl in a white lacy top and pushup bra took a shine to me. At 35 she was older than girls I usually go for but she had a nice body and an infectious personality.

We then went back to at Lai and sat on the same stools as previously, overlooking the pool table. Sam bought a lady-drink for the cute looking girl he has been pursuing but when he enquired about bar-fining her, she went very coy and none-committal. Sam and I agreed afterwards she was only interested in being bought lady-drinks.

The girl I liked was again sat with a Korean customer. Koreans love their pale-skinned, big-boobed girls. The girl sat opposite Sam saw me looking and asked if I liked her. When I nodded, she walked over to the girl, interrupting her conversation with the Korean guy, and pointed to me. The sexy girl waved to me and I waved back. I felt like being back at highschool again!

Sam decided he wanted to bar-fine his cute girl in Moonlight. It was busier than the night before and there were more pretty girls. The prettiest sat in silence next to a well-fed Korean, playing with her phone to alleviate the boredom.

Time was marching on towards the dreaded 11 pm closing time so I went back to Blue Sky Bar and bar-fined the girl I liked from there. It cost 400 baht and we agreed on 1500 baht for long-time. We met up with Sam and his girl in Moonlight and played pool until the bar closed. Fair to say my girl hasn't learnt the finer nuances of good sportsmanship, laughing hysterically whenever the opposition missed.

Back in my room her personality completely changed. But in a good way. In the bar she was lively and boisterous, a guaranteed wild time I thought, but in the room she became super affectionate. The sex was the kind of girlfriend experience I crave with lots of kissing. She had a really tight pussy so I was slow and gentle with her at first, then I spooned her as she kissed me over her shoulder.

We finished with doggy and I went for a shower. When I returned to the bedroom she was fast asleep. Thai girls are often small and petite creatures, yet it's amazing how much of the bed they can take. She was sprawled diagonally across my king-size bed and looked so peaceful, I didn't want to wake her up. I found a space on the mattress and fell asleep. I was woken some time in the middle of the night by her kissing me and stroking my chest. 'I just want to kiss you all night' she whispered.

That's the down-side of long-time, lack of sleep.