FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Mr Ho]

Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.

They come and go is the melancholy and also the beauty of FKK, isn't it? How romantic life is in FKK, we get sex and we can even feel melancholy after as we know as we fuck that she will be gone soon or later LOL! So enjoy them while it last as it has expiration date of fucking each other LOL!

[Pharisaer]

Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis?

Bad news. Didn't spot her for a long, long time.

[Saurus]

In a few months I get to finally leave prison for the first time in years and go to Germany for a little while. Can anyone say if Amy is still working at Artemis? Pretty, blonde, natural German girl who says she is from Stuttgart, with no tattoos or excessive piercings?

[Nono321]

Hello mongers,

Has anyone tried the two Columbian girls who are walking together always? If yes please anyone write a review about them.

[SanPedro]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.

Don't you think her ass is gorgeous?

I can strongly recommend 2 Rumanians: Alexia who is blond, fair-skinned and mature, not a stunner but gives great service, and Adina who has the biggest boobs in Artemis and also offers great service.

[Mr Ho]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).

Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.

Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember..

So Artemis increased the price, but gives bad service and no stunner girls in line up?

If so, what is the justification for price increase? None, I presume and that is how one loses the clients!

[Eryk9021]

FKK Artemis, Thursday, 20:00-0:30.

I was in Artemis once in 2016. Now slight increase in prices: entry 80 euro to 90 euro, 30 min 60 euro to 70 euro. 51 girls present (info at reception).

Food is still on the same level I remember (2 main meals, very limited choice). Outside area is unfortunately closed. In the main area at the bar air is thick from smoking.

Not too many men, and not very willing to go upstairs. Every girl had to hunt actively in order to succeed. Their pre-sales talk is usually pathetic (Schatzi ficken!) Around 10 girls tried to talk me into session. During my stay I didn't found any obvious super-girl for my choice, and the one that would be constantly busy (= popular, with good service).

One black girl, Mina from Jamaica, had after long talk convinced me to choose her. She promised me a great session. I negotiated upfront one extra for free (balls licking). Her skin was very smooth, nice body.

Sex in one position, and promised massage was nothing really. In the room and afterwards, her attitude changed and was not that nice anymore. She was not interested in me as a person at all. Like a sex robot. Sex was 'okey-ish', but nothing to remember.

Other girls seemed for me either too vulgar or with no personality. Sure each one looks differently, but I had impression each one of them offers similar forgettable service. So I didn't sessioned with more girls.

I left with idea that it's better to spend my money elsewhere.

[TheRugdr]

Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! .

I was there on April 1st as well. All the girls and staff were excited about it being the first mask-free day. They didn't check my proof of vax.

I was only there to have a session with Avril again, and then left shortly after we finished. She was in a bit of a sour mood that day, but it was still a great time in the room.

[Pharisaer]

My first room was with one of my all-time favs, Avril. ... Avril's body is just as good as ever, if not better. Same goes for her service.

Thanks for your report! - IMHO Avril is one of the best picks in A for years. Congrats for choosing her (again)!

[Mr Ho]

That wasn't inflation, that was the pandemic hehe. I don't mind these prices as long as the quality of the girls is good, but that is not the case at the moment.

That is my point, if Artemis were to be the most expensive FKK in Germany both for men and FKK girls, they were to have some justified reason like globe Zurich, I expect Artemis to prepare stunner level beautiful girls and also high service level without negotiation like Globe!

[DasBooty]

Inflation has hit Artemis already as it was 60 euro 30 min before your last visit LOL! Plus, they raised entrance too LOL!

That wasn't inflation, that was the pandemic hehe. I don't mind these prices as long as the quality of the girls is good, but that is not the case at the moment.

[RoyPunter]

Hey all,

Finally back in action and excited to step into FKK land again. Does anyone know if blonde German girl Pia is available after covid? I think she had a tattoo on her body which said Paia.

Thank You.

Looking forward to sharing many reports.

[Mr Ho]

Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! I'd say there were about 30 girls and 40-50 guys present. Quality of the girls wasn't the best and I was disappointed but I still managed to have two 30 min sessions. As I was really tired when I arrived both sessions involved 20% fucking and 80 % BBBJTC.

Girl 1. Hungarian / German blonde. Not very pretty but had nice dick sucking lips, big natural boobs and a medium ass. Other than her being a bit butch the session was good.

Girl 2. Colombian with black hair. Pretty face, medium boobs and a big ass. Great attitude and service.

Inflation has not hit Artemis, prices were the same as from my last visit in July 2021:

70 for 30 min, 20 for BBBJ and 50 for CIM.

Contemplated on going for a third session but being tired and the lineup not so enticing I decided not to. While I was paying the Colombiana two young American newbies (looked to be about 20) were asking me how everything works at Artemis and of course I helped them out. Before I take a last tour of the premises I head to toilet downstairs and catch a glimpse of a blond girl on her knees giving a BJ in the cinema (front row). I finish my business in the toilet and head to the cinema but pretend to be going to the gym. Turns out It's one of the young yanks getting a BJ from two skinny blondes! From newbie to pro, haha. As I am walking back from the gym I pass them and one of the girls smiles joyfully at me and says HELLO. My dick reacted positively and wanted to go say HELLO but my brain said no, so I went upstairs to get dressed and finally left Artemis at 02.30.

I expected a much busier ambiance given that there were no restrictions but according to the girls this was a busy night, but the rooms downstairs were always empty and there was never a queue upstairs.

Inflation has hit Artemis already as it was 60 euro 30 min before your last visit LOL! Plus, they raised entrance too LOL!

[DasBooty]

Arrived 22.30 and it seems that Artemis is 0 G, you just enter the place without showing anything. You don't even have to wear a mask anymore! I'd say there were about 30 girls and 40-50 guys present. Quality of the girls wasn't the best and I was disappointed but I still managed to have two 30 min sessions. As I was really tired when I arrived both sessions involved 20% fucking and 80 % BBBJTC.

Girl 1. Hungarian / German blonde. Not very pretty but had nice dick sucking lips, big natural boobs and a medium ass. Other than her being a bit butch the session was good.

Girl 2. Colombian with black hair. Pretty face, medium boobs and a big ass. Great attitude and service.

Inflation has not hit Artemis, prices were the same as from my last visit in July 2021:

70€ for 30 min, 20€ for BBBJ and 50€ for CIM.

Contemplated on going for a third session but being tired and the lineup not so enticing I decided not to. While I was paying the Colombiana two young American newbies (looked to be about 20) were asking me how everything works at Artemis and of course I helped them out. Before I take a last tour of the premises I head to toilet downstairs and catch a glimpse of a blond girl on her knees giving a BJ in the cinema (front row). I finish my business in the toilet and head to the cinema but pretend to be going to the gym. Turns out It's one of the young yanks getting a BJ from two skinny blondes! From newbie to pro, haha. As I am walking back from the gym I pass them and one of the girls smiles joyfully at me and says HELLO. My dick reacted positively and wanted to go say HELLO but my brain said no, so I went upstairs to get dressed and finally left Artemis at 02.30.

I expected a much busier ambiance given that there were no restrictions but according to the girls this was a busy night, but the rooms downstairs were always empty and there was never a queue upstairs.

[Mr Ho]

Well, you can go outside, but everything is closed. The pool was covered and taped off. The hot tub was taped off. The sauna area was locked with a sign saying it's closed. I'm disappointed whenever I show up and that stuff is closed. Like yourself, I enjoyed relaxing between sessions in the outdoor area, especially the jacuzzi and sauna. The outdoor area is always open during the summer months, but I've been there before on non-summer October and April days when it was open. Maybe they will open it up again in the next few weeks if the weather warms up.

I think Artemis still have some space where they can make open air room! I hope they will do that because I want to have some privacy, but fuck in open air LOL!