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07-12-22 18:40 #6390
Posts: 23Originally Posted by MarkJohnny [View Original Post]
I have a feeling Hungarians might treat natives a bit better. One thing I definitely do not understand with Budapest, is why are there so few that offer B2B / nuru / tantra massage? I thought it was standard or the definition of an erotic massage. Now that I went to their escort site, escort. Pl, everyone, I can see offers B2B / nuru / tantra.
At what site can I find Carla? I have never been to Austria.
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07-12-22 09:52 #6389
Posts: 42Originally Posted by AlwaysVirgin [View Original Post]
Do you have any recommendations for Poland (Warsaw) for massage? And if you ever Vienna (not far away from Budapest), remember to try Carla. She's by far the best masseuse I ever tried. Very professional, and high quality, maybe a bit pricey.
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07-11-22 18:16 #6388
Posts: 23A bad experience
I thought I might contribute after a pretty bad experience here in Budapest. To keep a long story short, I had two bad experiences with her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...a&member=Fanni+36205502103&ID=94370 and her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...&member=Evelin+36303557785&ID=121004&instantStat=0 and then I had a horrendous experience with her https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...ber=HappyAmina+36301603894&ID=120306&instantStat=0 and a good experience with a girl named Kamila who I can't find now.
I started off with a girl named Fanni 22 years old. On the phone, she spoke understandable English. When I got there, she stopped knowing the language for some reason. I paid here 24 k huf for a massage. Although, I'm hesitant to call that a massage.
She put some oil on her hands and started running her hands, or for the most part her fingers, along my body. After about half an hour, I turned around and she used her upper body to massage my dick. I came after a couple of minutes of this and it was still more than half an hour of time left. Instead of continuing the body to body massage, which any other masseuse I've been with usually does, she continued scraping her fingers along my legs for fifteen minutes.
When I left, I had only been there for 45 minutes. This pissed me off since she only had positive reviews.
The next day, I called a girl named Molly because of her overwhelmingly positive reviews. She sounded very service-minded on the phone, and spoke perfect English, so I knew this one couldn't be bad. She told me she wasn't available but that her friend Evelin, if I remember correctly, was. She reassured me she was equally as sweet, and with a voice so mesmerizing that I couldn't resist the offer.
So I met Evelin at the apartment, 24 years old and very good-looking and talkative. After I take the shower and go into the room, I wait for at least five minutes. Someone is having coughing fits in the hall. I believed it was some other girl working there but when she returned, it was actually her. The coughing continued a couple of times during the "massage". She told me she had asthma, which I believe since she was neither pale nor snotty, but if you have such bad asthma that you are having coughing fits, you should find another job than this. In the middle of the massage, she had to excuse herself to get some water since the coughing got so bad.
Now the massage was a bit stronger than Fanni's, but there was no b2 b. I should have asked on the phone first if she offered this. So after kneading her elbows, which she had coughed in numerous times, and hands onto my body, she went for the HJ which was okay.
Now in addition to the coughing and the mediocre massage, I left the door at the 50-minute mark. Do Hungarians have a different definition of an hour?
I paid 22 k huf.
After these two experiences, I was hesitant to call another one. But I thought to myself, maybe I have just been unlucky? This time, I searched for tantra b2 b massage and then found this place called happymassage. I decided to give it a shot. My expectations were already low, but this became the shittiest experience of them all. I booked 90 minutes with a girl named Amina. They have an online booking system through their website but all of the girls are also on Rosszlanyok.
This place isn't discreet at all, since they have a massage sign outside of the apartment. When I rang the doorbell, I waited a couple of minutes before they opened. I heard them scuttering around and giggling like a bunch of teenagers. One girl opened and asked which girl. I said, Amina. She said, okay, and then returned inside, running around and giggling some more. A couple of minutes later, "Amina" opened the door and I noticed something was wrong immediately. Her face had definitely been modified. It was not the same face as shown in the photos, and as you can imagine not for the better either.
After the shower, I waited in the room for fifteen minutes. Yes, I timed it since it was a watch there. When she came back, she didn't even excuse herself for letting me wait there. The massage was an actual b2 b massage and a good one. That's the only positive thing I have to say. I paid for 90 minutes, so after I came the first time, I went into the shower, I didn't get a new towel and when I came back for round two, the same oily mess was still on the mattress. While she was massaging me, I still heard girls running around in the hall giggling like idiots. So I got the same massage again, which wasn't bad, but I expected something else. So after the HJ, I take the shower and then get dressed. In the hallway, there is another shower, while I was going to give her the money, another guy in a towel steps out of the bathroom. Instead of apologizing, Amina was about to have a giggle fit.
When I left the apartment, I was appalled. I've never experienced anything like this and on top of it. Only 75 minutes had passed and I had paid for 90 minutes. In addition to making me wait in the beginning and also in the apartment which made this into a perfect one hour, like what the fuck?
I paid 27 k huf for this.
Between Fanni and Evelin, I visited an escort Kamilla. She was the only good experience. She spoke English, lived in a private apartment, easy to chat with. She's tiny but very cute and good-looking. My only complaint is that it's one-time cum and it's over, which is good if you can last for a bit longer, but I have no complaints about the time I was there. She charged 25 k for half an hour.
I don't know what more to say. Except for that I'm not returning to Budapest ever again for erotic services, this was mind-boggling to me. "Amina" was obviously the worse of them all. It felt more like a teenage circus or a clown show rather than a legit massage parlor. No offense to any Hungarians out there. I might have been really unlucky, but I'm not going to waste any more money. All my experiences in Poland and Denmark have all been positive, and they don't even show reviews on their escort directory websites.
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07-09-22 16:43 #6387
Posts: 42Originally Posted by Ayxcvbgtrewq [View Original Post]
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07-09-22 09:49 #6386
Posts: 320Originally Posted by Ragnaros [View Original Post]
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07-09-22 08:01 #6385
Posts: 2Pieris Massage
Originally Posted by MarkJohnny [View Original Post]
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07-09-22 02:40 #6384
Posts: 35Originally Posted by SethiatSpace [View Original Post]
Budapest is not Dubai and the scene is quite different. Girls like her who are good looking, provide good service and have decent reviews are few and far between and there is not a lot of competition. Which is why they are booked to capacity by locals all day every day they work. She doesn't speak English so from her perspective there is absolutely no reason to waste time interacting with a foreigner and try to explain things using some translation app when she doesn't even have time to see all the locals / regulars that call her. She lost exactly $0 by hanging up on you since there are 100 locals waiting for their chance to give her money.
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07-08-22 21:16 #6383
Posts: 23Originally Posted by JustARub [View Original Post]
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07-08-22 19:03 #6382
Posts: 320Originally Posted by DietCoke [View Original Post]
But I understand that here it's completely different for some reason.
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07-08-22 18:04 #6381
Posts: 320Originally Posted by AlwaysVirgin [View Original Post]
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07-08-22 17:33 #6380
Posts: 580Originally Posted by SethiatSpace [View Original Post]
And her profile does not show English, so no surprise did not answer English.
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07-08-22 17:25 #6379
Posts: 23Originally Posted by SethiatSpace [View Original Post]
I have tried one escort and that was Kamilla. She is super cute and very nice, and lives in a private apartment and speaks fluent English. I can recommend her for you. She takes 25 000 huf for half an hour.
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07-08-22 15:50 #6378
Posts: 320Girls are crazy
Alright try number two. This time I decided to hit up SA. Came across "Emily" 22. Messaged her, she replied in English, I initially asked her for a meet outside but she went straight to "which hotel and how many hours". So escort in disguise. I said couple hours and this is where it gets interesting. She quoted "800€ minimum for a meet" on WhatsApp (with a Slovakian number). Man some of these girls are beyond delusional. I could fuck the pornstar Anna De Ville in Paris for 600€ and she is on the very expensive bracket and this random wants 800€ minimum? Wow. In Dubai you'll get a better looking Russian for the whole night for 300€. Yes you can't expect the same prices everywhere (Germany FKK, Amsterdam RLD, Parisian escorts, all differ) but who seriously is paying a random 800€ that she feels entitled to that kind of money in Budapest.
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07-08-22 09:30 #6377
Posts: 320Originally Posted by JustARub [View Original Post]
If I were here longer I would probably call a dozen and try my luck, supposing I could find one that fits my criteria. But I read here it was pretty hard anyway and I'm going to Dubai after Budapest and there, well, there is no comparison. Too bad though.
My offer still stand if someone has a few minutes and wants to help.
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07-08-22 03:48 #6376
Posts: 197Originally Posted by SethiatSpace [View Original Post]
Read the past 5-10 pages of the forum and you'll find several reviews of good places and ladies that will take your call.