Medellin Reports

**EverythingBlue** · 07-22-22 02:55

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

It's for real. EPM has been sending out notices. Apparently the water will be shutdown from Saturday afternoon and hopefully back on Sunday, but could go on longer. The EPM notices I saw were very vague, maybe somebody better understands. I just can't believe an entire City's supply could be shut down for so long. So I asked one of my Chicas about this, and she said about six years the water was shutdown to the entire City, which I just can't believe. Perhaps Knowledge or other old timers know, just doesn't sound plausible, but maybe not so much with things that happened in the US.

From what I know having spent time in Latin American countries many decades ago, this type of water shutdown is normal. Homes are built with tanks that hold a lot of water for this type of issue, I'm not sure if this is common in Medellin too. It appears they will be doing inspection work and maintenance in their main aqueduct system that feeds the main areas of the city. You can read it here:

https://cu.epm.com.co/clientesyusuarios/interrupciones-del-servicio/novedades-del-servicio/el-23-y-24-de-julio-habra-interrupcion-de-acueducto-en-amplias-zonas-del-valle-de-aburra

It's broken down by Zone. And BTW according to their plan the water shut down begins at 10:00 am on Saturday, through Sunday evening. They recommend spending the days somewhere else if you can, and to hoard water starting today, since the water pressure will begin to weaken starting tomorrow. Good luck!

**Osteoknot** · 07-22-22 02:16

Originally Posted by Glhfddka [View Original Post]

Went to Berns maybe 15 years ago. It was great. However some of my friends who have been there more recently say it was not that good anymore FYI.

I really shouldn't be making carte blanche recommendations. Thanks for tempering my call.

**Osteoknot** · 07-22-22 02:15

Originally Posted by Py141 [View Original Post]

I met this chick on tinder. Maybe 8/10 face and 10/10 bod. Never paid for sex before and thinking about giving it a try. She says she wants to charge me 250 k. I asked her "250 k for how long" and I thought she was going to say 1 hour since that's the rate I've typically seen on here, and she says "for as long as you need. " and I was like "all night" and she said "yes, if you need".

Initially, I was telling her I don't really want to pay someone to have sex with me cause it won't turn me on as much knowing I'm paying for it (this is probably true, but I haven't tested my theory yet), and she like "you're so handsome, no girl is going to fake it. " is this a trap since the price is so cheap?

I stalked her IG and it seems legit. Also I'm Asian, and she seems to have an Asian fetish so from that perspective this seems legit.

Don't want to die. Only 29 and got a kid back home.

She sounds legit, impossible to know for sure from this distance. You didn't mention where you were going to meet. If you're really worried, meet her at high-end love motel like Thematic Suites. Yes, her price is a bit below fair market value but not by much, I pay new chicas 300 for overnights. More than likely if you run over a few hours she will tell you she needs more money to stay the night. I don't see any major red flags (famous last words, jeje). A lot of these chicas will say just about anything to get inside a room with you naked, then try to renegotiate. Be firm, don't be afraid to set limits but if you really want her to stay overnight expect to pay more. A puta exit is at the crack of dawn. Prenegotiate for morning sex, more time together after dawn, breakfast, etc. Even is she rocks your world, don't bring her back the very next night for two consecutive nights in a row. Step back and away with some other chicas before you go back to her, if you go back.

**Surfer500** · 07-22-22 00:43

Originally Posted by Orgasmico [View Original Post]

Just a heads up for those that plan to be in town this weekend. The plan is to cut off the water this weekend. Check the news for specifics.

It's for real. EPM has been sending out notices. Apparently the water will be shutdown from Saturday afternoon and hopefully back on Sunday, but could go on longer. The EPM notices I saw were very vague, maybe somebody better understands. I just can't believe an entire City's supply could be shut down for so long. So I asked one of my Chicas about this, and she said about six years the water was shutdown to the entire City, which I just can't believe. Perhaps Knowledge or other old timers know, just doesn't sound plausible, but maybe not so much with things that happened in the US.

**Recondite** · 07-21-22 23:45

I have some friendly advice and a request for the newbies when talking to paisas on Facebook. Please be subtle about what you want especially with the chicas that don't have a million gringo or prepago friends. Don't just ask every chica how much to suck your dick or get fucked in the ass right off the bat. If you take the time to chat with them they will make it pretty clear if they are looking for money for sex or not. I'm setting things up for a trip to Medellin on Saturday and have had three chicas I've chatted with tell me without asking they aren't P4 P or ask why I wanted to see them. This tells me some people are leading all their chats with pricing and sex acts no matter who the chica is. Trust me you may be missing out on nonpro sex if you lead this way all the time. I know not all of you are into that but I'm personally a big fan.

Now, these questions did not end up being a big deal for me with any of the chicas I was chatting with. However, those of us who want to pick up nonpros lose in the end if these chicas continue to get more jaded about foreigners. Fewer of them will answer a random message from one of us in that case.

For anyone's reference here are some of my signs to help tell she is a prepago or sexworker (I. E. Selling content) on Facebook: 1) she has a lot of gringo friends and male friends that like all her photos 2) she has lots of other friends in the Medellin prepago network 3) She has lots of photos in underwear (I think bathing suits don't count) 4) When you chat with her she agrees to see you very quickly without many questions, 5) she may be very flaky chatting especially if you aren't in town, 6) if you are in town and setting up a meeting she will eventually bring up price herself.

In contrast she may be non or semipro if 1) MOST IMPORTANTLY she is happy to chat with you a lot and wants to learn about you and your life and tell you about her life, 2) she doesn't have loads of monger friends, though maybe a few, 3) she has lots of pictures of her family and friends on her page, 4) she may have work outfits on in pictures, 5) she may have a higher ratio of girls liking her photos, 6) posts from grandmas, aunts, close family on her page.

My BIG disclaimer would be none of these signs are perfect on their own. But once you see multiple of these signs together you can start to be more confident about how direct to be.

Anyway, I'm excited to be back in Medellin again soon and to see how the prospects I've been lining up work out.

**RubberDuckyBos** · 07-21-22 23:36

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

At "A lower / higher end" steakhouse. Yes, putting a high price tag on something does not automatically means it's the best, and it's good to differentiate between paying for the sake of paying, and paying for the experience.

As far as I am concerned, I have been to the best steakhouse in the world, Bern's in Tampa, Florida. Playboy magazine agrees with me. If you follow up on their Website read "Their story", it is the quintessential American dream. Mrs. Bern just died in 2022, but their son carries on the business.

Been awhile since I have been to Bern's, but I recall you order by cut and weight of steak. Of course, anything over medium is strongly discouraged and over medium-well is strictly verbotten, and there are no steak sauces on the premises. I highly recommend it. Try to get seated in the dessert room, if you can.

I bet a friend once to ask for a bottle of ketchup. They asked him to leave.

Went to Berns maybe 15 years ago. It was great. However some of my friends who have been there more recently say it was not that good anymore FYI.

**Nil Admirari** · 07-21-22 23:03

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

...... Today is Independence Day, a national holiday, and more storefronts are closed than usual compared to most other holidays which usually seem to occur on a Monday. Depending on how you count them, and including religious holidays, Colombia has among the most if not the most national holidays of any country in the world. I say that is one of the reasons people here seem so chill.....

Osteo's right about Colombia as the Land of the Never-Ending Fiestas. Last weekend when I arrived at the airport, my driver showed up with colored streamers tied to his car. When I asked him if he was coming from a wedding, he said no, it's the "the día de la Virgen del Carmen", patrona de los conductors (the day of Virgin Carmen, patron of the transport workers). One wonders if Colombia reserves a patron virgin day holiday for each of the professions: "el día de los abogados" (lawyers) or "de los manicuras". Or "día de las putas" for that matter.

Then yesterday morning (in search of fresh talent to refresh my depleted chica stable) I decided to make the rounds of the El Centro casas only to find that Zandalay, Casa Cuba, and New Life (and Fantasia Energy in Estadio) were all shuttered up for Independence Day. I did find Amigas Sexy and Dulces Compañias open, each with about 8 chicas available, but none nubile enough to get my juices flowing. Paid the covers, and left.

Having a small window available for some afternoon dalliance, I decided to revisit Happy Massage in Belén de la Palmas, and called in advance to book their basic "Erótico Clásico"service in advance. I had been there once before back in February and had an excellent massage (from a pleasant looking Afro-Colombiana). This time I was greeted by a quite attractive, European-looking masseuse (Sofia by name) and the experience was off-the-charts terrific--by far the best erotic massage I've had outside of a Japanese Nuru-style rubdown.

Happy Massage is located on a quiet street of single-family homes, with an identifying "Happy" very discretely displayed on a nameplate by the door. The massage rooms themselves are handsomely decorated, with warm / soft lighting, little Buddist statuettes, incense in the air, and seductive / relaxing music playing in the background. Sofia started with my feet, and, with excellent sensuous technique, and building slowly up over the hour to the climactic handjob. Her HJ technique itself was unique and amazing, more an intricate massage rather than any stroking, that brought me gradually to an incredible climax. And, so, my Independence Day excursions did have a Happy Ending after all, literally and figuratively.

The joint's definitely not cheap. Even if you don't opt to visit, you might get a kick from perusing the Spa's elaborate website. Under "Servicios básicos" you'll find details on four packages starting with the "Erótico Clásico" for 165 k / HR and then two packages for "Servicios Especiales" with "Trato de Novios" topping the options at 290 k and pricing for about 8 extras at 30 k each. I'm not sure (didn't ask) but I don't think "full service" sex is on the menu. At the bottom of the page is a link to a brochure with more information.

**Py141** · 07-21-22 22:55

I met this chick on tinder. Maybe 8/10 face and 10/10 bod. Never paid for sex before and thinking about giving it a try. She says she wants to charge me 250 k. I asked her "250 k for how long" and I thought she was going to say 1 hour since that's the rate I've typically seen on here, and she says "for as long as you need. " and I was like "all night" and she said "yes, if you need".

Initially, I was telling her I don't really want to pay someone to have sex with me cause it won't turn me on as much knowing I'm paying for it (this is probably true, but I haven't tested my theory yet), and she like "you're so handsome, no girl is going to fake it. " is this a trap since the price is so cheap?

I stalked her IG and it seems legit. Also I'm Asian, and she seems to have an Asian fetish so from that perspective this seems legit.

Don't want to die. Only 29 and got a kid back home.

**Osteoknot** · 07-21-22 21:05

Originally Posted by Orgasmico [View Original Post]

Just a heads up for those that plan to be in town this weekend. The plan is to cut off the water this weekend. Check the news for specifics.

Thanks for the heads up.

I like WC Fields attitude about water:

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. "

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. ".

"I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

Jajajaja, one of the greatest all-time comedians, WC Fields.

**Py141** · 07-21-22 19:45

What's the general feel about going to clubs alone? I've never gone alone before, and it seems like everyone in Medellin is going in groups.

**RiceRocket99** · 07-21-22 19:16

Took 2 amigas out clubbing last night in Manrique la 45 on Colombian Independence Day. You would think the parties should be the day before, but nope these paisas keep the rumba going like there's no tomorrow. One amiga lives in Aranjuez by la 92, which is their zona rosa. When I went to pick her up, that area was popping and hot paisas in every corner omfg, definitely need to go back and take a closer look jajaja. Hit up Zenith Club in la 45. I was the only gringo there the whole time from 10 pm till 3 am. My body, especially my liver and nostrils definitely feeling the pain today. Saw a bunch of typical barrio dudes, but also a good amount of hot and spicy barrio chicas. Bottle service starts at 90 mil, can't beat that price. There's a cool restaurant called Hangar M45 by Zenith that has an airplane theme with actual airplane seats, parts, and cockpit. The waiters / waitresses wear pilot / flight attendant attire. Go check it out! Don't worry, you won't get robbed or kidnapped out there. Ummm maybe a slight chance jajaja. I kid.

**Cursnoop** · 07-21-22 17:47

Originally Posted by JohnGault [View Original Post]

When it comes to Mongering there is only one thing I like about the USA. There is no such thing as girl friendly. You pay for the room and no questions asked.

The not girl friendly thing is to stop sexual tourism in places where families.

**Orgasmico** · 07-21-22 17:36

Just a heads up for those that plan to be in town this weekend. The plan is to cut off the water this weekend. Check the news for specifics.

**RamDavidson84** · 07-21-22 16:22

Anybody know a place you can bet sports, specifically UFC? A good place to watch American sports Saturday night? Best Casinos? I went to the one casino in poblado and it looks like just a bunch of slot machines and shit like that. I am a roulettle, black jack, poker guy.

**RamDavidson84** · 07-21-22 16:20

Originally Posted by Orgasmico [View Original Post]

Didn't know it was still open. Any more details?

Not really much else to add. Girl was 300 k for all night, I could have knocked her down I am sure, but she was cool and very sexy so I simped, my bad.