Dubai Reports

[Traveller747]

I visited the Astoria Hotel TGIT today because I thought it is a spot for some afternoon delight. Stayed there from 5:15 until 5:45 and not a single girl to be found. Was I too early or too late?

[Nickc]

At those prices, I would just pick up a stunning girl at Cin Cin, have a great time for a few hours and and still have spare change to enjoy a few drinks. You would have the flexibility to see the girls in the flesh and I wouldn't be bothered about looking like a superstar as long as you look clean, respectful and decent you should have your pick of the bunch.

I'm with you there Toadster. I can't see the logic of 3500aed for one hour with the same type that your find at a club for less than half the price and more time. Buying online is suppose to be cheaper. It's a con job. The girls are laughing. If I buy an apple ipad online I expect to pay less than if I go to the shop. It's the same ipad, its equivalent to paying twice the price with less memory. Haha.

[Nickc]

A Ukrainian friend visited midnite last week at my hotel with a sea view. Popped out to Al Rolla to get her flowers. Came back 11 pm thru the Canvas Hotel side street entrance that is actually the hotels 2nd level. 3 night clubs on that level. Thought I'd just pop my head in, had a look at 'Tsunami', they just let me in for a quick look).

Walked in across a floor made of giant LCD TVs of deep blue ocean with fish swimming. Freaky. Opened the door, took a few steps. I was standing at the end of a long long narrow brightly lite white stage with 30 Indian girls in short white dresses. The audience was on my right. It was odd, these were slim white Indian girls, if you know what I mean. The fantastic decor must have cost many thousands. That's the thing about Dubai you can find totally bizarre places).

Anyway I was standing there flowers in hand) the cute beauty girl at my end of the stage just 2 metres away, turned to me, strutted her hips and lifted her skirt with a wink. I didn't know where to look or what to do. So I gave her the flowers and popped out. Much to the bemusement of the gents watching. I just popped in for a quick look which indeed I did). Mental note to return another night (which I also did, I'll write later). Had to go back to Al Rolla to buy more flowers for my friend).

So if you want to pop into a totally bizarre club, Tsunami is your number. I can't find anything on google about it. Probably only on Indian Google. Haven't a clue how it all works. Indian clubs have subtle workings that are beyond me.

I did return another night at 1:30 am. Not as many girls. Had they been taken? They were different girls, not slim white Indian. Do they change the girls on different nights? I haven't a clue how it all works. Possibly best to get there just after 10 pm. Theres a large silver partition down the middle of the audience. Again I don't know why. I walked around it and ordered a beer on tap and sat down. The tables at the front are reserved. The waiters hound you at the door but that's expected. Fun night out. Ta Nickc.

[Toadster]

David Bowie once sang "Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, Turn and face the strange" that's how I felt last night as I came back to Dubai a few months since my last trip. Went to my favorite hole (Jules), as I like the band, good layout and lots of heavily tarted up mainly Vietnamese girls.

It had a reasonable number of girls (a few Africans, fewer EE than normal) and not many fellas (no sausage fest here), and as I started talking to some of the girls mostly Vietnamese girls, I noticed how many of them had touch ups, nearly all of them had their teeth done (typically have bad teeth) and here they are all are with pearly white teeth and they have other body touch ups. Especially all the girls seem to be working out hard at the gym and know how to make the most and display their goods. I spoke to a few girls I had met before and struggled to recognize them (Vietnamese) so much was the extent of the work. Don't get me wrong here I loved the way they look, although a little homogeneous at time they all got a bit of that Lucy Liu thing going, which is great if you spent some of your early teen years beating off to her. Just makes me wonder whether this is a Stepford Wives type program being run by the Viet mafia, and what we going to be seeing in a few years time, perhaps Bowie was onto something with "Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, Turn and face the strange".

Side note: went back with a decent looking Viet bird (white very white teeth and BJ lips) for an all nighter (1,500). Had a good time but I ended up kicking her out just past 3 as she couldn't sleep and I was completely knackered and well seriously needed sleep. Tonight may try out Ratskys for the first time.

[MrTouristic]

In Dubai for a week, decided to hire a girl for the majority of the stay this time which appears to be working out quite well, especially if you're someone that likes getting your shirts pressed as part of the deal.

Did try a couple of clubs. First being Avenue at the at the Shangri-la which is supposed to be one of the better Club nights in Dubai. Not cheap as the cover for a table is 1200 - end bill was 2 k for a bottle of Hendricks and tonics. (You can simply stay at the bar also).

Monday night and the club was filled was WGs. Conservative guess would be 70% girls to men. Lots of very young European looking gals, Middle Eastern chicks and a few Asians. Girls are not shy. Was quoted 2 k for an hour by two separate Ukrainian ladies, an Iranian lady quoted 3 k for the night.

Male clientele appeared to be mainly Arab / Middle Eastern chaps.

Point to note: not a great venue for genuine couples. My lady friend was grabbed a few times when going back and forth to the bathroom by men which appeared to annoy her (maybe because she thought she could earn more there if she had been alone? - these guys weren't shy.

Will perhaps do a solo trip to one of the "classic" punting clubs later this week. Maybe Czar (anybody been there recently?) -unlikely I will take anything home for obvious reasons. This would just be for "Research" purposes only.

Cheers!

[PhrozenFlame]

Hi,

So review on the Manhattan Mint bar.

The 'looks' can be a major miss most of the time, however, you will find occasionally gems. Price ranges from 600-1000/3 shots.

Found an Iranian, she more or less dance for 3 hours in a skimpy outfit (you can order from Amazon and keep. Sex was OK.

There's also a group of Uzbeks. They'll come for 600/ night /3 shots. Quality is average, but they'll happily roam around the room naked for 6-7 hours, dance and do a really good party. No ego or arrogance. They're also happy to do 3-somes, which is a great deal for 1,200. Once you become regular, the whole condom-swicteheroo will stop.

However, there are many times, you'll walk into Manhattan and after you finish your drinks, walk out. I don't know about weekdays, entry isn't free on the weekends. I don't remember the exact prices but it was 100-150 - redeemable against drinks, so it's more like a minimum spend.

[PhrozenFlame]

Never tried, but after a minor op I've not yet got back into my fitness routine and have what I hope to be a different type of marathon planned shortly. I'm sure I read somewhere there was a pharmacy here that would deliver, but can't find the details. Anyone have any ideas? Thanks muchly.

Open google maps, find the closest pharmacy, call them, and they'll deliver. Blue pills don't require prescription. They OTC.

[CptMargo]

Sitting and sipping a beer at Coochini khaleej as I'm typing. Few WG mainly Iranians not my type but not bad looking to be fair and I was surprised to see few at this time of the day. Been in Dubai for 5 days now will report back soon. It has definitely been a discovery and a good one too!

[TariqDubai]

They have a channel on telegram with videos of the talent. These are not edited and should provide a good idea about the looks. Could help with making a choice.

Videos are heavily edited too. Thanks to tiktok filters:-the.

[TariqDubai]

I definitely do need to find the courage to go to a bar or club to pick up a girl there, maybe in the near future I hope.

I appreciate the responses everyone and I'm open to any suggestions.

It really doesn't take much courage. The girl will do all the talking once you say the initial "Hi" and play the "guess where she is from game". Remember, she sees you as a customer for the night. A business deal. And she doesn't care much about your looks, same way the sales girl in the mall sees you. She will sell you the product anyways, because she sees it as her "job". But if you can talk a bit nicer, and look a little savy, you might get a better discount.

In another point, you mentioned this expensive luxury hotel agency. Share the details please as I am interested.

[Blood Red]

Never tried, but after a minor op I've not yet got back into my fitness routine and have what I hope to be a different type of marathon planned shortly. I'm sure I read somewhere there was a pharmacy here that would deliver, but can't find the details. Anyone have any ideas? Thanks muchly.

Just whatsapp Bin Sina pharmacy, they will deliver to your door within an hour.

[FilipDevries]

I have tried this agency three times, with disappointments every single time.

The picture they show are heavily edited, same girl, but the face and body size and features completely different.

They have a channel on telegram with videos of the talent. These are not edited and should provide a good idea about the looks. Could help with making a choice.

[Mawgan]

Never tried, but after a minor op I've not yet got back into my fitness routine and have what I hope to be a different type of marathon planned shortly. I'm sure I read somewhere there was a pharmacy here that would deliver, but can't find the details. Anyone have any ideas? Thanks muchly.

[TheWindow]

Not sure how to quote parts of multiple different messages to reply LOL my bad.

But yes I fully agree with all of you that I overpaid, was new to mongering and not aware of this forum at the time so assumed that was just how things were priced normally.

Ended up trying a girl from cat on your suggestion, price point was significantly better, but experience wasn't as great, girl looked great but was very quiet the entire time and the whole thing just felt very odd. Perhaps it was just the girl that I chose but it wasn't a great first impression.

I definitely do need to find the courage to go to a bar or club to pick up a girl there, maybe in the near future I hope.

I appreciate the responses everyone and I'm open to any suggestions.

[TariqDubai]

Both agencies seem interesting but seem extremely expensive. I could pay around 2 k damage if I get the second luxury hotel experience you mentioned. Can you share the contact details?

Though I've visited MPs a handful of times, my only real mongering experience has been through high-end agencies as I always worry about safety. So here is my experience.

Report 1:

Agency was very nice, my initial choice wasn't available and she kept apologizing, answered all my questions, helped me settle on the latina I chose.

Spanish girl, fantastic body and face, looked exactly like pictures, though her man-made boobs were done a little weird. Phenomenal ass though.

Great personality, very nice and made sure to make me comfortable.

Location was marina, decent looking apartment building, nothing crazy and nothing bad. Had to sign in ID at building reception.

Performance: Excellent, didn't make it past BBBJ on the first round, 2nd round went into cowgirl, missionary, and finished in doggy.

Now for the scary number.