Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Massages?

If you walk down Sois, like Soi Pothole even along Soi Buakhao from Pattaya Klang to Pattaya Tai main road majority will be a Happy ending. That percentage will drop with the ones wearing the uniforms. Let me get this out of the way since beauty and looks are subjective I'm not going to even touch on it!

Shops on Beach Road are all on the Left side, wrapped around Walking St. Towards Pattaya Tai right side past the Bamboo bar, all along 2nd Road both sides ALL WEARING uniforms the % will drop with Happy Ending. I've seen some very good-looking ones in my eyes with the uniforms it is like a box of chocolate you never know what you are going to get. I don't do the Thai Friendly stuff, massages are my thing today it is like a game I ask for a foot massage conversation always starts up where you are from, etc. Etc. If the conversation leads to oil, you are heading to 1st, based? If they don't provide an outfit or pants, ask you to shower come back you just laid naked you are on 1st.

Uniform girls usually want a bit more they want you to think this isn't what they do normally you special handsome man etc, in the end, it takes a bit of work I've ended up with some pretty good regulars that rather see you on the side because they don't want the other girls to know. Having a regular gives off the impression especially if you are doing oil that girl provides something they shouldn't /.

On Soi Triangle, if looks aren't a killer, you don't mind average or old that takes care of their bodies and want performance plenty available. On Soi Buakhao, there are two V. I. P. Massage girls better looking in my opinion half of them will provide extra not the same price as Honey or Pothole or places with no uniforms.

A bit more expensive on Soi Buakhao next to Cheap Charlie after months I finally pulled the trigger with the place next door the name is supposed to be Aroma but unless my eyes are bad I didn't actually see the name on the door also closes early. But there are at less a half dozen girls IMHO can top girls at any GoGo I've ever been to including Pin-UP, particularly one face all the way to her toes. They like to push two hand massages of 300 oil each if lucky you come away with 1500 baht. I knew for some time if I pull the trigger it was not going to be the best one of those " paying your dues and got to see and experience it myself ".

I did my usual be. S. Pick one and said I live here if it is good I will be back next time to try two or even three sets of hands.

I've had better much better but 22 years old, and what a body especially the giants natural tits I got teased got my tongue, and dined at her heavenly gates but as for the F. S. I've had better from some older ones who not only give you a decent massage but like to do F. S. Someone like LBM got to do the dirty work.

Across, from Cheap Charlie, is another place, a cute girl with short hair does both, the famous be. J. Artist Juney from her shop on Soi Pothole now closed Juney is buying her time working there waiting for the right man to sweep her off her feet?

When it comes to Massage places there are milions of options just millions. Walk along Soi 13/1 Soi Post Office there are at least a dozen places with Uniforms or None! Good luck!

[Chimpo Chinn]

Ok noob question here, but when I look at the massage places with the girls with white shirts and big breasts, I can't really see where in the shop extras might be had. It's it only the seedy looking massage places that you can get a nice happy ending or after these ones with the good looking uninformed big breasts ones also on the menu? What's the trick?

Old fat and ugly aunties available you found yourself a legit massage parlor.

Youngish, sluttier, better body, not necessarily pretty you found yourself a sex shop.

Beware these aren't interested in Massage, they want Sex.

[RacShack]

Always remember if they're charging you above the going rate they don't want to be with you and are seeking more money to have to put up with you for an hour. Or worse they think you're a chump. Either way not good so move on!
So younger than the normal guy who goes to Soi 25, beer bars, and LK Metro.
It may be a long wait I'm having a difficult time leaving Little Japan in Ho Chi Minh. Spending way too much but so much fun. There are 500 baht BBBJ options a 50 baht taxi ride away but that's not my thing.

Any reports to be had in the Ho Chi Minh section,? When did you arrive, and when did they start taking baht in HCM?

[Explorer8939]

I fired a barfine today.

I had told her she could stay with me for 2 days (she works in Ban Chang). So, she showed up yesterday at my condo, with zero belongings, no suitcase, no change of clothes. I knew she spoke no English, but she is very hard to communicate with, provides no information. So, we hit some bars last night (I am presuming she wanted to see the employment opportunities in Pattaya). We got hammered and returned to my condo early for some sex and sleep. Okay, so far, not so bad.

She slept for 12 hours.

After she woke up, it got pretty deadly. So, I invited another lady over basically as an interpreter. My barfine kept ducking out to talk on the phone with her husband, who works in Bangkok. The interpreter lady thought my barfine was doing Yabba in the bathroom since she could smell something strange.

As time passed, my barfine's body language got worse and worse. Eventually, I just gave her cash for the second night, and taxi fare home. I just couldn't handle more time with her.

The interpreter was kind of hot, and very friendly, but I wasn't going to switch out the ladies, that would be rude. There's always another day.

Concerning my barfine, she is probably Soi 6 material, your classic LBFM, just no good for LT.

[Goferring]

Ok noob question here, but when I look at the massage places with the girls with white shirts and big breasts, I can't really see where in the shop extras might be had. It's it only the seedy looking massage places that you can get a nice happy ending or after these ones with the good looking uninformed big breasts ones also on the menu? What's the trick?

If you are only talking about Happy Endings, then it would be difficult to find a shop in Pattaya's tourist areas that does not include this. Just assume it is offered and for the 1% of times that you strike out, remember the name for next time. The act itself is performed on the massage table, generally at the end of the massage. The massage is usually of average to very good quality and will be the full time that you booked.

For Full Sex / BJ, yes you will need to find dedicated shops. Again, not that difficult. Look for more seedy establishments, girls dressed less formally or uniformed, and younger (debatable) faces. Acts are also performed in the room on the table or mattress on the floor and the massage component will likely be short and perfunctory.

Generally speaking, the further away from Beach road, the more that will be offered. If in doubt, just ask. It won't be the first time the girl has been questioned.

Enjoy. G.

P.S. I should have added that when you look into a shop often you will only see the recliners for foot massages. The rooms and tables are up stairs or out the back.

[Vector313]

Ok noob question here, but when I look at the massage places with the girls with white shirts and big breasts, I can't really see where in the shop extras might be had. It's it only the seedy looking massage places that you can get a nice happy ending or after these ones with the good looking uninformed big breasts ones also on the menu? What's the trick?

[Turgid]

You should give diet tips so we can all screw like tuk tuk drivers. India, huge racial variety but is it not Scam Central? Good on you if you are still up to going there. I am retreating into the Iliad's classics. Fine food, wine and the rest.

I used to go there for work. It is indeed scam central. You would choose a girl and agree to the requirements and when in the room the girl would say - "I don't do that, sir" or "That is not allowed, sir" and I'm talking basic stuff like BJ and doggy, for example. There is also a serious problem with hygiene there. It is obvious that one has to choose well. I had on several occasions and got the best GFE with some gorgeous girls. I like variety.

[PedroMorales]

I would say that my best mongering days were the 80's and 90's. I was way too poor in the 70's. Fortunately, my testosterone allows me to continue to monger even today and hopefully in the future. I'm actually thinking of visiting India again as I have in the past been with some of the finest women I have ever had the pleasure of being with there.

You should give diet tips so we can all screw like tuk tuk drivers. India, huge racial variety but is it not Scam Central? Good on you if you are still up to going there. I am retreating into the Iliad's classics. Fine food, wine and the rest.

[Turgid]

I saw some of your posts and you look to be some 70 years old individual considering you have mentioned many times your best mongering days were in 1970's and 80's......

I would say that my best mongering days were the 80's and 90's. I was way too poor in the 70's. Fortunately, my testosterone allows me to continue to monger even today and hopefully in the future. I'm actually thinking of visiting India again as I have in the past been with some of the finest women I have ever had the pleasure of being with there.

[LittleBigMan]

Here is another view? Although I venture to Soi 6 from time to time not a big fan of the group that has poplarlize 6.

This was around a year ago when it opened back up? The big thing was Porn Hub then as it opened up further only certain of their clubs opened due to lack of girls they consolidated to open with more established name bars. Opening they couldn't staff clubs with girls with salaries just wasn't enough business so they allow Freelancers these were better looking allow to call their own shots when it came to price. They push drinks for bars and called their own shots who they went with. If they got a taker for their price they even ask more for the room which normally many of00, some clubs not associate with the group ask 350. Many of the farang owners got together decided to agree to set their prices and try to monopolize instead of survival of the fittest this is what had happen on Soi Pothole.

Today as it has opened back up more there are less freelancer working on Soi 6, prior they would go from bar to bar reason you see them one day not the next.

So regardless if you like something try to get their line! Today it is a longer process it is like a interview this system is being use throughout Treetown Soi Pothole first question you BF before you even consider a drink.

Yep it has changed! So if you come and think you are going to recreate that fantasy of the dream trip good luck.

[Thampi62]

The current rate is 1000 + 400 for room. I don't think you are going to get that rate from anyone unless she is too desperate.

Even on TF, the going rate is 1200 - 1500 THB though if you in Pattaya, not sure why you will use TF.

In my pre Covid time I BF my favourite girls from Soi6 after 11. PM and at half price and take to my room for LT. Before that we go to Lucifer and Insomnia and spend there till 3 in the morning. Finally sleep upto 12 noon and she go back to her next shift to the bar directly from my room. I loved to stay in QueenWick and watching the girls in the day time was the hobby. Don't know still can BF them with half price after 11. Have to try TF too. Good old times are still in memory.

[Banana Boi]

Always remember if they're charging you above the going rate they don't want to be with you and are seeking more money to have to put up with you for an hour. Or worse they think you're a chump. Either way not good so move on!

I saw some of your posts and you look to be some 70 years old individual

So younger than the normal guy who goes to Soi 25, beer bars, and LK Metro.

Or your waiting on bb to show up? LOL

It may be a long wait I'm having a difficult time leaving Little Japan in Ho Chi Minh. Spending way too much but so much fun. There are 500 baht BBBJ options a 50 baht taxi ride away but that's not my thing.

[Ehs183]

What about those of us that like to fall in love and keep a LT? Pattaya seems to be really focussing on ST now. I regard breakfast as the most important fuck of the day. Is waking up to a warm brown body still a readily available option?

Cheers G.

It's out there. You just have to spend more $$. Is $150 really that much money for a whole night companion? Compared to $1000-1500 in Europe?

[StudBucket]

It's my final days in Pattaya and being a little drained with the usual things I decided to conduct an experiment on Soi 6. A lot of talk of increased prices and recent comments stating they paid 1,500 plus room cost. So, I walked down Soi 6 and propositioned around 10 random girls for ST (all average to slightly average and above in looks). The quote for the room was always 300-400 baht and every girl quoted me 1,000 baht for her up front, no negotiations needed. No need to pay 1,500 baht, any girl that quotes you more than that, walk off and find another as most do 1,000 baht. There's hundreds of girls on the Soi to choose from, no need to get stuck on one and pay 500 baht plus extra.

Thanks for the information and your intel! This is good stuff, I love Soi 6, good value.

[Ehs183]

Thanks for the sane reply. I am surprised why that post is not deleted. Plenty of misinformation or misunderstanding about India in this forum.

Here are some numbers about Indian economy -.

1. India is overtaking Japan as world's third largest economy by 2027.

2. India's Last quarter GDP growth was 13.5%.

3. India's upper middle class (say 150 million people) perchasing power is at par with many western countries.

India's GDP per capita is $1850/ person. It ranks 144th out of 194 economies. I travel to Bangalore, Pune, and Chennai 4-8 x per year. I hire 100's freshers out of the tech schools at 4. 4 Lakh / year, the the median wage+allowances at my ODC's (2600 people) is 16 Lakh / year. India has a very small bourgeoise, compared to a huge proletariat.

When I go to Pattaya I totally understand the behavior of the Indian mongers. If I am paying the median tech worker 375 Baht / hour that 2000 Baht spent at a Soi 6 bar is a 1/2 days pay. 1/2 day of my pay I can BF 2/3 of ladies in the bar + drinks.

This is not meant to be a cut on India, or on Indians. I work with scores of hardworking, dedicated Indians every day, and I my bonus is dependant on them. It is just the observed data points I have.