Pattaya Reports

[ElMexicant]

Well I gave it my best at bat. Was a Pin Up this past weekend. It was early about 8:45 pm. Model 467 in white, very delicious body. White skinned. Chinese facial features. Nice bolt on tits. Slim but leggy with a thin waist. Maybe the best in there. After her dance rotation, she walked by where I was sitting and I was able to confirm her looks up close. Called mamasan over and asked if she was barfineable. Mamasan said she was. Made my max offer, which was same max offer, I offered targeted stunner girls at the GoGo bars before COVID, if you can understand that. Told mamasan I was willing to buy her 5 drinks to match her nightly quota to fulfill that 50 in 10 days contract. Pay the barfine and 5000 for LT and table service at Club Panda. Plus 100 tip to mamasan if all that can close the deal. Mamasan walked over to the girl, chatted with her for a minute, and pointed to me. Model 467 smiled and walked over. Boy, I thought I was getting lucky! Model 467, then told me she cannot go tonight because she had another customer booking. She said thank you and told me next time. For all that I got a kiss on the cheek and was told come back next week. Mamasan gave me an I'm sorry smile and asked if I want to choose another. To that I said, let me look, but meant no. Well damn, I thought. I sat there 30-40 more minutes and saw other customers buy her a drinks. She didn't go with any of them. About 10 pm. A hefty Korean guy with a sleeveless AC / DC muscle shirt came in and called her off the stage. I watched as a couple of trays of 10 shots of tequila was brought out to her. She invited 2 more of her model girlfriends to their little party. He also asked the waitstaff to bring out a 2000 baht bucket of ping pong balls and handed it all to her. She kept the whole bucket to herself. Wonder does he know that Pin Up keeps 1000 of that, only 10 baht per ball goes to the girl. He must be new. Oh well, now I saw why my offer of nearly 8,000 plus clubbing, seemed like a lowball offer. Cheap ass me. Didn't feel like competing. Instead I walked over to SkyFalls and called good ole Giftzy whom I met at Living Dolls ages ago. One of my first barfines ever in Pattaya ages ago. She since worked for quite a few clubs including Pin Up. Bought her a couple of drinks and got a free hand job. SkyFalls is so dark and raunchy. Damn near can get a seizure with those strobe lights. Reminds me of the shut down Taboo Club. Sorry to staff that had to clean up my jizz. Blame it on Giftzy, she was the one who wiped my cum on the sofa not me. Oh well, I did my best. But I guess my best wasn't good enough. Cause here we are. Back where we were before. Seems nothin' ever changes. We're back to being strangers. Wondering if we ought to stay. Or head on out the door. Just damn once!

[YngMong]

After my first and probably last for a while trip to Pattaya here is al ist of what I enjoyed, of courses everyones tastes are different.

Taxi service from BKK. I used both Mr. Nice and Nam Lady Taxi and I will have to go with Mr Nice. My return fight after leaving Thailand for a week was early and Mr. Nice driver was waiting vs when my initial flight into Thailand was 45 min early I had to wait for Nam's driver. Mr. Nice was 200 baht cheaper too.

Hotel. Holiday Inn Express- Can't speak to compare to others as this is the only Pattaya hotel I have been, but great staff, clean, new, decent location, in house laundry.

Massage. Nemo for no funny business top notch massage, Super Thai the next block down for decent massage but other stuff on the table. Ask for oil massage upstairs. I had been going here daily and on my 3rd day I saw a tall big boob hottie. There is only one other decent looking massage girl there altough the boss lady is superfit. Anyways asked her if she does massage hotel, no problem. Long story short I paid her shop fee for the last two days of my trip and had a very fun two days. Nice GFE for thoose wanting and not greedy. I won't say her name but she will stand out and she is heading back home shortly for next three weeks but I highly recommend hitting this place and her up.

GC. Maggie May and Purple Club. Maggie May a bit more fun lively and closer to everything. Purple club hotter girls. I also went to high rollers, and there were some hotties for sure but observing body behavior I could tell many were not true pleasers.

Bar. I hit a up a few bars but my daily was The Jungle / Rabbit Hole on Soi 13/1. I came across this bar on a Buzzin video and found out the owner was a fellow Canadian so I had to stop by. Quite quiet in terms of traffic, but they have a wicked band, the girls aren't pushy for lady drinks. I went every night to listen to good live music play pool and not be bothered by girls wanting to by drinks. Most of the ladies are older but there is one in her mid thirties. Doesn't speak english well but with translate was no problem and enjoyed a few fun nights with her. Again very service oriented GFE, and very loud in bed. I can't see how he can make any money only saw a few customers a night so I have to shamelessly plug his place, I think its mroe of the location on Soi 13 than the bar itself Hoping high season things pick up a bit.

Go Go - Kink in LK metro. Altough I didn't bar fine, a regret, but ran out of time. Go to the second floor. plenty of debauchery.

Food. A block away from my hotel first intersection towrds LK metro great coffee and smoothie cart. Korandos not far away from my hotel was good too, a few really good looking ladies their but I think some are not BF. I checked out both Cheap Charlies & Nickys for an english breakfast and altough CC is nicer food and service and Nicky's is better.

Right next to Super Thai is a super sweet and super hot girl running a Sushi stand. I would come support her a cause I felt a bit bad, not alot of traffic but she was super hot. So I didn't mind chatting to her for a bit while I ate my sushi My last day she told me she might break up with her falang BF. Damn a little too late, I would be over that like a pig in shit. Sushi was good for the price and I recommend checking her out.

Finally Mama's burger across the 7/11 for my nightly burger and chat her and other patron. For the price top class burger.

As I said before there is something for everyone in Pattaya. If something is not working for you there 1000 more opportunities around the corner.

I won't return anytime soon simply because there isn't enough to do during the day, other than drink or go for massages. The daily torrential rain did not help either.

Overall it was a great experience and lots of fun. You won't regret going.

[BionicMan]

Dear Abbey.

Last night five women came to my villa, in the suburbs of Pattaya; incredible enough they got in bikini to jump in the pool, where they removed their tops. The sight of tits visible was outstandiing, I was about to shag two of them but the other three did not agree.

So they draws me to the bedroom where I have a 2 x size king bed. Interaction was massive. One was even a virgin.

Needless to say that with copious amount of Samsong and tequila shots, she surrender and joined the "ex virgin army".

I had to shag them all night and it was exhausting. In the morning I had to kick them out by paying 5000 baht each. They wanted to stay all the day long for free. But I had other arrangements for the afternoon.

Dear Abbey, do you think a decent man can handle this for long? I have far too many ladies lining up for the next 6 days. Why their Thai boyfriends and husbands are not doing their job?

I am feeling like a missionary doing a lot of mercy. Will this give me merit at the local temple?

[Explorer8939]

I did a traditional barfine the other night, taking a MILF to my condo. Paid 2000 baht, she stayed for a few hours. We drank some, she got naked, and then we went to the bedroom. A bit of a change of pace for me, going with a newbie.

Tonight I have 2 ladies coming, should be fun.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

She identifies as a Phillipino. Funny bro. Haha.

Yes, she says she is Pinay, but she is based in Phuket, and the girls she plays with online in Chaturbate, and also Instagram are all Thai.

Look up Tastymaze, Mai, KittyPokemon, etc.

In my mind none of them are stunning, more like just above average, but they are making the money without doubt.

[Ehs183]

Thanks a lot for summarizing this very practical information. Its rare to find such informative post now a days.

How is the quantity of freelancers on beach road in Pattaya and on sukumvit road in Bangkok? 50% of pre covid days or just 20%?

I don't have a huge amount of data points to go off, but I would say that it's off a bit. Not 50%, but not back to pre-covid. Part of that also might be the rainy / monsoon season, especially since it seems to have been a rather bad one this year. I think that the data points we get from the upcoming high season will give us a much better idea of post covid recovery of quality.

[Ehs183]

Hold your Arabian Horses.

Rainbow 4 Nana Plaza Superstar still at 3,000 baht. I inquired not more than a month ago.

Schlubs at Rainbow 4 still at, I really don't know. They don't get customers.

I'm not saying Schlubs are good or bad,. Looks Matters.

I'm a value vs looks vs performance guy. It's a math equation to me and I am looking for a point / range on the curve. I am much more partial to the little older 7 who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch (and who will spend 1-2 hours pleasing you for less than $100 all in) than the overpriced young 10 who turns out to be a starfish. If really wanted just looks, I would go to Amsterdam or a German FKK where the many of the girls are porn star gorgeous. Or to Athens and get solid 8-9 (and sometimes a 10) Eastern EU / South American escorts who come to your hotel room for $150ST.

[Mr Enternational]

The Thai ladies typically live with their Thai man somewhere near the bar.

In my experience the chicks that work at bars on the darkside typically live at the bars.

[LittleBigMan]

The "Darkside" is merely the area east of Sukhumvit Road. It's more thinly populated, but there are a lot of foreigners living there due to lower prices. Plenty of smaller bars spread out there, typically with 5 to 10 ladies, with the same regular customers. The typical customer has retired, has a Thai wife, but she is older and doesn't want to fuck much, if at all, and is not too interested in her husband. So the guy goes to the local bar to play with a bargirl and maybe get a BJ or go ST. The Thai ladies typically live with their Thai man somewhere near the bar.

This so stupid funny!

[Explorer8939]

I had a couple of gogo dancers over for drinks today. I knew one previously, and she brought over a friend (which is one way of adding ladies to my rotation). The deal is I pay 2000 baht for the ladies to come drink for a few hours. What else they do is up to them.

After a couple of hours worth of tequila shots, they got naked, and I took them separately into the bedroom, one for pussy licking, the second for fucking.

If the ladies actually cum from pussy licking, I am amazed that they don't demand it. This one was jerking around, moaning, the whole bit, finally pushing me away. No idea if it was real or not.

Tonight, I will hit the Gentlemen's clubs to find a lady for a barfine. I want a lady who I have already gone with, but not too recently. Let's hope one is available.

[Chimpo Chinn]

Have a look at gandamitch on chaturbate.

She is normally one very day, solo, or a twosome or 3 some, and is making $500-1000 per day based on token counts (each token earns her 5 c).

She also has instagram (MorenaMitch), and OFs to make money.

And yes, she and her friends are at most 6-7/10's, but she is making the money.

She identifies as a Phillipino. Funny bro. Haha.

[Explorer8939]

The current roster at Maggie Mays.

[Explorer8939]

I'll be in Pattaya in November and would like to mix things up a bit from the usual golden triangle of Tree Town, LK Metro and soi 6. I've heard about a place called 'the Dark Side' which sounds interesting but can find little info on the forum. Has anyone been?

The "Darkside" is merely the area east of Sukhumvit Road. It's more thinly populated, but there are a lot of foreigners living there due to lower prices. Plenty of smaller bars spread out there, typically with 5 to 10 ladies, with the same regular customers. The typical customer has retired, has a Thai wife, but she is older and doesn't want to fuck much, if at all, and is not too interested in her husband. So the guy goes to the local bar to play with a bargirl and maybe get a BJ or go ST. The Thai ladies typically live with their Thai man somewhere near the bar.

[Margaya]

Thanks a lot for summarizing this very practical information. Its rare to find such informative post now a days.

How is the quantity of freelancers on beach road in Pattaya and on sukumvit road in Bangkok? 50% of pre covid days or just 20%?

Not a Senior but off of my latest experience a month ago.

Standard / observed prices in Pattaya:

Beach Road / Freelancers - 1000 Baht. Not the greatest quality but solid. Take back to your Hotel / Condo or pay for ST hotel 300 Bajt.

Soi 6 Bars. Much better quality and a huge quantity. 1000 Baht + 400 Baht barfine (which includes room upstairs) If you buy a drink and a lady drink to start add 200-300. If a girl quotes you a higher price above standard that you are not willing to pay. Just move on to the next. It is a target rich environment.

GoGo. Big variations. Anywhere from 2000-4000 for ST and LT is 2000+ more, all depending on quality of the girl (or what she thinks her quality is. Doesn't always line up), Barfines 1500 before 11-12, half after 12.

IMO Soi Six is your best value to hotness, and you can party a little if need be.

Observed Prices in BKK -.

BJ bars - 800 Baht.

Oily Massage - 2000-2700 Baht depending on place / length of session.

Freelancers - 1000-1500 Baht + ST hotel or your abode.

Gogo ST 2500-5000 Baht, LT is harder to come by. BF - 1000-1500 depending on time and place.

Word of advice. Don't try to negotiate down from standard prices with Soi 6 and Freelancers, sours any vibe and 95% of the time they will refuse. Oilys + BJ bars are non-negotiable. GoGo girls might give an outrageous price, be willing to walk away if you think it's too much. If they are really interested / want the business, they probably will come down some. When I have just accepted the reasonable / standard price, the night / session goes much better.

[Oneminuteboy]

On another forum there is more information on the Dark Side.

It's just the part of Pattaya that doesn't have as many lights as the central area.

There are two places on that side I want to try.