Bogota Reports

**Ukman57** · 03-14-23 15:56

Originally Posted by Prelude141 [View Original Post]

The new infrastructure of the pussy house calle 65 is superb. Big, all new, super long podium for the girls to dance, giant screen, bright, clean and freshly painted. The downside currently is the lack of customers and girls. I was there on Saturday around 10 pm, it was dead zone. At least 10 waiters are scanning you every five minutes to see if your glass is empty. Their main room is on the top floor and I spotted a second room on the first floor with girls inside but this looked sort of private bar and I could not get in. Not sure what's happening there. I stayed half an hour and left disappointed.

Las divas still exists and is running business but girls looked awful this Saturday and, same as pussy house, it looked dead. May 4 girls and no more than 10 sausages around 10 pm.

Sorry to hear that about Pussy house. I have some good times in there pre pandemic.

**Mr Enternational** · 03-14-23 04:34

Originally Posted by WetNose [View Original Post]

All this controversy about girls in Bogota vs other parts of the world.

Guess what. There are guys who post Sante Fe walkthroughs on youtube.

Also guys who post BKK walkthroughs (Sukhumvit, Nana, Thermae) too.

Decide for yourself what you prefer. Different people like different things. It's all good.

Or you could just as well be like me and like both. Who says it has to be one or the other? I like hamburgers and pizza. And I am definitely not talking about how pizza is the best thing ever if I have not tried hamburgers.

**Ukman57** · 03-14-23 03:43

Originally Posted by WetNose [View Original Post]

All this controversy about girls in Bogota vs other parts of the world.

Guess what. There are guys who post Sante Fe walkthroughs on youtube.

Also guys who post BKK walkthroughs (Sukhumvit, Nana, Thermae) too.

Decide for yourself what you prefer. Different people like different things. It's all good.

You can have a lot more bang for your buck in Bogota, then what you can get on Sukhumvit, Nana, Thermae, Thailand's farang inflation is through the roof. If you are happy now paying $8 for a lady drink, then $30 bar fine and on top of that another $75 for an hour in the sack with a Thai MILF you are welcome to it because for the same cost you can have an all night session with a Venezuelan beauty who is born to be so erotic that she sucks you in and blows you out in bubbles. I've mongered in both places, Lived in Pattaya and Pattaya is going down hill for mongers in favor for the chinese tourist market.

**Prelude141** · 03-14-23 00:11

Originally Posted by Mongoose312 [View Original Post]

Pussy House is awful- clip joint. I had some good experiences at Las Divas pre-pandemic but not recently.

The new infrastructure of the pussy house calle 65 is superb. Big, all new, super long podium for the girls to dance, giant screen, bright, clean and freshly painted. The downside currently is the lack of customers and girls. I was there on Saturday around 10 pm, it was dead zone. At least 10 waiters are scanning you every five minutes to see if your glass is empty. Their main room is on the top floor and I spotted a second room on the first floor with girls inside but this looked sort of private bar and I could not get in. Not sure what's happening there. I stayed half an hour and left disappointed.

Las divas still exists and is running business but girls looked awful this Saturday and, same as pussy house, it looked dead. May 4 girls and no more than 10 sausages around 10 pm.

**Woodman09** · 03-13-23 23:10

Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]

Have Fun at the Best Sex Playground on Earth--Santa Fe? New Mexico? Jajajajaaa.

If anyone believes this please PM me I want to sell you a bunch of CCP digital currency jajajaaa.

I am Emotionally attached to Santa Fe-- that is my informed opinion-- I understand your need for Asian girls and that is fine- To Each his own.

I have no need to talk up SF -- I do because It is Great and I Love It!! And All one has to do is read the many reports of good times Below-.

**Woodman09** · 03-13-23 23:01

Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]

36 hrs? Nope Chicago to Tokyo was maybe 12? How many hrs does it take most guys to get to Colombia besides those in Florida already?

You are invested in promoting SF here and you've never seen putas in their 60's in SF oh cmon man jajaja how convenient jajajaaa (hey just watch SF youtube jajajajaaaa).

I've seen them in their fucking 70's in see thru crotchless panties and high heels at noon LOL across from Piscina or outside Hotel Monaco.

And yes I remember talking to you "once" a few yrs back and you were smoking a joint outside the shwarma place so I understand if you don't remember I know I told you my ISG name.

I like Latinas a lot but Asian putas have tighter bodies and pussies...
Bla Bla Blaaaaaahhhhhhh...

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Maybe hyperbolic was the wrong word-- I meant Stupid--it's just Bla bla blaaaaaaahhhh. To guys who aren't into asian girls-- Which so many are not-.

And in Santa Fe you can find the vast majority of women are 18-20 something and in great variety -- especially at prime time. I truly have never seen a 70 yr old woman in SF.

There may be 1 or 2 older ladies in SF-- but that is all-- You obviously don't know your ass from a hole in the ground or just make up crap-.

I'm not going to answer you point by point as much of what you wrote is idiotic-- Anyone who reads the 99% positive reports on SF would think that.

All I have to say is if you are not into Colombian and Venezuelan women, you have terrible taste.

I do understand the need for a tighter pussy especially if you are under endowed?

**Wet Nose** · 03-13-23 22:25

All this controversy about girls in Bogota vs other parts of the world.

Guess what. There are guys who post Sante Fe walkthroughs on youtube.

Also guys who post BKK walkthroughs (Sukhumvit, Nana, Thermae) too.

Decide for yourself what you prefer. Different people like different things. It's all good.

**Ukman57** · 03-13-23 12:26

Arrived Fri night after 18 hrs flights MUC via FRA and Met up with Woodman 8 pm Sat night. Woodman is a really friendly guy and knows SF like the back of hand. First of all he took me to a couple of bars open looking out onto the street where we could look out onto the street and observe the many street walkers congregating on the corners. Bottles of beers in these bars were only 3500 cop (75 cents) bargain! After half an hours or so then it was onwards to the clubs, First one was Troya and in my opinion the best one of all the clubs Woodman showed me. Woodman and I soon realised the we had a mutual interest in playing at gyno doctors. There was this amazing chika on the next table to where we sat doing the most incredible erotic table dance totally naked that I have witnessed in a long time, makes Windmill in Pattaya for any who knows that place look tame in comparison. I caught the eye of a chika walking past our table so I got Woodman to negotiate a Table dance, 30000 cop (USD $6) She was all over me butt naked and I was whilst sitting at the table she managed to get into the 69 position on me. I could not help but to dive into her pussy and have a munch. Oh how tasty that was. Woodman enjoyed practising some limited armature gyno doctor's skills too. I think I should have stayed in Troya but we decided to move on to check out the other clubs, smaller cheaper clubs. I was not too impressed with them. Too much of a sausage fest and the girls were no where near as pretty as Troya. But woodman was doing his thing and showing me around which was good as I now know which clubs to avoid. The smaller clubs do not have comfortable seating which at my age is a must for me. Overall my Woodman tour was def worthwhile and is a must for any first time visitor to SF. Thanks Woodman!!

**Temporis** · 03-13-23 00:22

Originally Posted by DJHeywood [View Original Post]

Coming to BOG for 3-4 nights in June or July. I've read through the forum and will be reaching out for a Woodman tour, but posting a couple questions to get on anyone's radar who will be there.

Me: Flying out of ATL. Experienced brothels / clubs of Amsterdam, Miami, ATL (gladly offering any advice on those). I'm 30 with poor Spanish (practicing), but want to try Colombia for once.

Goal: Coming to monger, with my downtime simply to chill out and eat in a new country's city. My tastes are the young Instagram model types (enhanced or natural). I'm aware of the $ premium on them. To make it simple I plan on just doing the basic McDonalds approach of going to the gringo friendly clubs. Go out in afternoon, come back to eat / shower, then night clubs before its too late.

*Going with BOG over MDE this 1st time. It seems BOG has more clubs and straightforward, with the added benefit of Woodman guide and I can get a direct 4. 5 HR flight to BOG and not stress the connecting / extra travel to lose a day just to get to MDE.

1) Will get a membership and ask Wood, but is he hands on in person? Would appreciate a wing on at least my first encounter but will make use of his rated services.

2) Right clubs for my goals? Seem Troya Fiebre Paisa are the older silicone girls, and Atunes Atonis Venus Casona Texas California are the younger, natural cheaper clubs.

3) I have the stamina for 2-3 rounds a day, what are the reliable daytime clubs for VIP?

4) When are peak night hours? It seems 9 pm is a fair slow start for action, and then by 11 pm I can get a 2nd round in.

5) Late night cutoff for safety? I get to always be vigilant, but is there a time that's too stupid to be out past? I'm fine with heading home by midnight if I get 2 rounds in.

I plan on contributing to this board after this and more trips.

1. The tour is hands on. I'd been here for a while so I didn't get too much new information, but I still appreciated the company and would recommend the tour.

2. Out of the clubs in SF you'll like Fiebre the most.

4. Peak hours are usually around 11 or 12 at night. Things stay pretty crowded up and into 2 am.

5. Inside of the clubs and walking between the clubs in calle 16 a is pretty fine. There's always police on the streets and also within the clubs (not all, but Fiebre yes). If you're out late I would recommend taking an Uber back to your place.

The gringo friendly clubs are basically in the north because the staff all speak English (e. G. , Lido). Depending on what you mean by Instagram model types, it might be hard to find what you're looking for. If you mean skinny girls with the sillicone look, you'll find that. I would definitely recommend practicing Spanish, because it makes the experience more enjoyable.

**FlappyGilmore0** · 03-12-23 20:58

Originally Posted by DJHeywood [View Original Post]

Coming to BOG for 3-4 nights in June or July. I've read through the forum and will be reaching out for a Woodman tour, but posting a couple questions to get on anyone's radar who will be there.

Me: Flying out of ATL. Experienced brothels / clubs of Amsterdam, Miami, ATL (gladly offering any advice on those). I'm 30 with poor Spanish (practicing), but want to try Colombia for once.

Goal: Coming to monger, with my downtime simply to chill out and eat in a new country's city. My tastes are the young Instagram model types (enhanced or natural). I'm aware of the $ premium on them. To make it simple I plan on just doing the basic McDonalds approach of going to the gringo friendly clubs. Go out in afternoon, come back to eat / shower, then night clubs before its too late.

*Going with BOG over MDE this 1st time. It seems BOG has more clubs and straightforward, with the added benefit of Woodman guide and I can get a direct 4. 5 HR flight to BOG and not stress the connecting / extra travel to lose a day just to get to MDE.

1) Will get a membership and ask Wood, but is he hands on in person? Would appreciate a wing on at least my first encounter but will make use of his rated services.

2) Right clubs for my goals? Seem Troya Fiebre Paisa are the older silicone girls, and Atunes Atonis Venus Casona Texas California are the younger, natural cheaper clubs.

3) I have the stamina for 2-3 rounds a day, what are the reliable daytime clubs for VIP?

4) When are peak night hours? It seems 9 pm is a fair slow start for action, and then by 11 pm I can get a 2nd round in.

5) Late night cutoff for safety? I get to always be vigilant, but is there a time that's too stupid to be out past? I'm fine with heading home by midnight if I get 2 rounds in.

I plan on contributing to this board after this and more trips.

My general advice; if you want insta model types is to use online methods and get a guest friendly location. Whatsapp call them to verify looks and you're good to go.

Study your Spanish! Go to a strip club in the US and everything you say to a girl there- learn it in Spanish LOL.

1) Take a tour and / or try to meet up with others.

2) You have to visit all of the clubs because the girls drift / walk between then all night. You can't classify any one club as older, silicone, natural etc.

You said you were familiar with ATL and Miami so IMO, Troya, Atonis Venus = Follies, Fiebre, Paisa = Tootsies.

3) Hit the casas daytime. The casas in Zone T have the closest thing to insta model types I think.

4) 9 is good for Santa Fe clubs.

5) Cutoff is more about drinks IMO. Don't get drunk. It can be hard when in Santa Fe for 3-4 hours depending on your personality. I was out as late as 3 am in Santa Fe on a weekend.

A good cutoff time could be 1 am due to Uber availability but even that's pretty random.

**Mongoose312** · 03-12-23 19:21

Originally Posted by Temporis [View Original Post]

Went to Pussy House, turns out it moved to another location on calle 65 #13-61. In the old location there was a place called Las Divas across the road? No idea if it still exists. Anyways, PH turned out to be kind of a let-down. .

Pussy House is awful- clip joint. I had some good experiences at Las Divas pre-pandemic but not recently.

**Temporis** · 03-12-23 04:22

Originally Posted by GiuseppeBonera [View Original Post]

I will be in Bogota late March 24th through April 2. Is Lalos still a thing looked up on maps not. Much info. I am planning on a heading to lido mid week and maybe pussyhouse and a few prepagos. Also have one great contact will be meeting on the weekend. Was there back in late July went great!

Both the Lalo's (international and not) closed down. Not sure when, but when I went they were gone and someone nearby said it was like last year? I went to Lido's around 2 weeks ago but left pretty quickly because of the vibe. Do you know what prices are like there normally? Kind of forgot to ask.

**DJHeywood** · 03-11-23 21:35

Coming to BOG for 3-4 nights in June or July. I've read through the forum and will be reaching out for a Woodman tour, but posting a couple questions to get on anyone's radar who will be there.

Me: Flying out of ATL. Experienced brothels / clubs of Amsterdam, Miami, ATL (gladly offering any advice on those). I'm 30 with poor Spanish (practicing), but want to try Colombia for once.

Goal: Coming to monger, with my downtime simply to chill out and eat in a new country's city. My tastes are the young Instagram model types (enhanced or natural). I'm aware of the $ premium on them. To make it simple I plan on just doing the basic McDonalds approach of going to the gringo friendly clubs. Go out in afternoon, come back to eat / shower, then night clubs before its too late.

*Going with BOG over MDE this 1st time. It seems BOG has more clubs and straightforward, with the added benefit of Woodman guide and I can get a direct 4. 5 HR flight to BOG and not stress the connecting / extra travel to lose a day just to get to MDE.

1) Will get a membership and ask Wood, but is he hands on in person? Would appreciate a wing on at least my first encounter but will make use of his rated services.

2) Right clubs for my goals? Seem Troya Fiebre Paisa are the older silicone girls, and Atunes Atonis Venus Casona Texas California are the younger, natural cheaper clubs.

3) I have the stamina for 2-3 rounds a day, what are the reliable daytime clubs for VIP?

4) When are peak night hours? It seems 9 pm is a fair slow start for action, and then by 11 pm I can get a 2nd round in.

5) Late night cutoff for safety? I get to always be vigilant, but is there a time that's too stupid to be out past? I'm fine with heading home by midnight if I get 2 rounds in.

I plan on contributing to this board after this and more trips.

**GiuseppeBonera** · 03-11-23 16:59

I will be in Bogota late March 24th through April 2. Is Lalos still a thing looked up on maps not. Much info. I am planning on a heading to lido mid week and maybe pussyhouse and a few prepagos. Also have one great contact will be meeting on the weekend. Was there back in late July went great!

**GiuseppeBonera** · 03-11-23 03:05

Originally Posted by BoldNineK [View Original Post]

Guys,

I've read most of the reports in the last couple of days and have a pretty good idea of what to expect, but I'm primarily only into BBFS. I fully understand the risks and touchwood haven't gotten anything yet but I feel like BBFS is very hard to come by especially for someone that speaks no Spanish. I'm not looking to cum inside anyone as I don't want kids LOL but just the action itself.

I will be coming from March 23rd till March 28th and basically want lots of BBFS action during this time frame. Any suggestions where to look? Seeking has been most successful for me at least in Canada.

I got at lido BBFS at lido however not sure if all girls offer there.