Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Steve 9696]

Great to see you had a great time at MC Chicago. Good to have someone else be able to vouch for the current lineup. I was with two friends and we all found a treat or two and one of them is super picky. He chose Valeska who is a school girl flaca spinner with a vixen personality. I had her too and was not disappointed. You will be able to pic her out because she is so tiny with short hair.

Carol was great too. She has long curly dirty blond hair. That girl loves sex and very good on BJ as well. Pretty sure Bia, that Chicago mentions, is one of the other girls I had. If she is a bit on the taller side (5-6?) Moreno, and super slim but with tits and ass of a brasileira. Recommend her also.

Def check out Monte Carlo. If you like slim chicks that can bring the GFE.

[Smokers Rule]

You should try your luck somewhere else. Mabs is for the newbies and the old alcoholic farts.

Yeah, I was very disappointed with Mabs last time I was in Rio. I wish there was a better place to pick up freelancers. Oh how I long for the days of Help:

[Mr Enternational]

All GPS gave stories about bills, helping parents and expensive treatments.

Since time immemorial. In one of my favorite movies, "Life," Claude goes with a hooker in a bar for $2. He comes back and tells Ray he went with her because the girl said her mom needed an operation. They took up a collection at the church but were still short. Ray said, "So they were $2 short huh?

[Elske]

Thanks for the report Chicago.

Reading what you've written- it seems like if one doesn't have too much time to wander around and wants a quick in and out with a hot chick then the Clinica at Sala 401 is the best bet?

I just spent 9 days in Rio and am leaving my thoughts below. Background is an early 40's guys who has been mongering for quite a while, but mostly in Colombia of late.

Lodging.

I had a 2 bed / 2 bath airbnb in Copacabana, close to Leme Beach for $80/ nt. It was a bit dated, but plenty of room and the doormen were cool with my 1 girl a day or every other day incall.

Termas.

4 x4: Went 2 times. Once on a Friday night around 6 pm and there were 30 girls and 15 guys. I can't recall prices exactly, but I think entry was 60 R, beers / water 20 R, and then girls*420 R to 490 R for an hour based on the size of room you choose. I had a tall blonde with hazel eyes and a few tattoos named Safira. Had two rounds and tippedSecond time was on a Wednesday around 7 pm and oh my it was packed! 35 girls and 40 guys, including a couple large groups of Americans. I had a session planned for later that evening so just got a couple numbers and made out with Safira..

[Chicago85]

It doesn't matter what you payed as long as you're satisfied, even though everything above 150 reais is overpriced IMO. All GPS gave stories about bills, helping parents and expensive treatments.

You should try your luck somewhere else. Mabs is for the newbies and the old alcoholic farts.

Understood. I just wrapped up the third session with her. I'm not someone who focuses on a cost per fuck, I more so focus on value for the experience and think there are some women who are worth more than 150 R. I never bought into the whole 'sex is a commodity and you should never pay more than x. ' If that was the case we'd just sit at home and jerk off for free.

I did try my luck elsewhere. Hit up a lot of places as you saw in my post. Some very dirt cheap places like 100 R in Sala 206 of the 583 building, but I wouldn't touch those women with a 10 foot pole.

[Xpartan]

I just spent 9 days in Rio and am leaving my thoughts below. Background is an early 40's guys who has been mongering for quite a while, but mostly in Colombia of late.

Excellent report!

[Sperto]

Ha, I don't know. It's the first prepago I've been with who had a LinkedIn that's for sure. She said she's only working because real estate work is bad and her father's very sick. She's the youngest and all other siblings have kids so she's trying to make as much as she can in short time to pay for his treatment. I did tell her she was expensive for 'Sex in Brazil' and she became quite offended that I compared her to other girls. Now I'm in the doghouse kkk.

It doesn't matter what you payed as long as you're satisfied, even though everything above 150 reais is overpriced IMO. All GPS gave stories about bills, helping parents and expensive treatments.

You should try your luck somewhere else. Mabs is for the newbies and the old alcoholic farts.

[Chicago85]

Nice and detailed report. You must have the new record, 1000 reais. That's amazing that she asked for 2500 reais. She must have thought that she was the "ultima coca-cola do deserto".
Have fun!

Ha, I don't know. It's the first prepago I've been with who had a LinkedIn that's for sure. She said she's only working because real estate work is bad and her father's very sick. She's the youngest and all other siblings have kids so she's trying to make as much as she can in short time to pay for his treatment. I did tell her she was expensive for 'Sex in Brazil' and she became quite offended that I compared her to other girls. Now I'm in the doghouse kkk.

[Sperto]

MABS: Went once on a Friday or Saturday. Talked with a couple girls whose prices ranged from $60/ HR up to $200/ HR with most starting in dollars as opposed to Realis. Found the hottest girl and best*sex of my trip there. 3 hrs for 1000 R. She was a real estate agent from SP who had fallen on some rough times with work and family to came to RJ for 2 months to work. A natural 9 in my book with beautiful skin, 5'4" and natural 38 dd, 26,38 body. Did all night later in the week, going 11 pm to 6 am for 1500 R. Multiple pops and craziness. I know I overpaid a*little, but I really liked her and she*was starting at 2500 R which she said she normally gets (Scandallo prices!

Nice and detailed report. You must have the new record, 1000 reais. That's amazing that she asked for 2500 reais. She must have thought that she was the "ultima coca-cola do deserto".
Have fun!

[Axel Heyst]

Solid reportage Chicago. I enjoyed reading your informative post. It is most interesting to note that your report confirms what a few other BM's have recently said, good looking girls are back again at Monte Carlo. This is great news because the last time I went there the quality was not session worthy and I left empty handed. So, I am looking forward to going back to MC one more time to see for myself what's going on and what has changed since my previous visit. , It is all about the girls. Nothing else matters.

Your Mabs SP real estate agent turned bar room queen sounds like a great catch. Sure, you gave her more than most Mabs girls would have settled for, but without pictures it is impossible to say much more about. The only important thing is that the girl was very good in bed and you had a great time with her.

The last time I was in SP I fell into the inverse situation to yours with a Rio girl who travels to SP every Monday to work at Bomboa and then she heads back to RJ late every Friday night to be with her mother and daughter. Her tragic story was her husband was murdered one night while on the job managing a 7/11. She was gorgeous and she fucked me like she meant it, kkk, so I saw her once a week during the 6 weeks was in town.

[WyattEarp]

Do they really look better or is it because they hired a professional and did a photoshoot? I do not get into the glamour. I would rather see a normal photo of the chick.

I agree to some extent about the glamor. The top shelf escort sites have some genuinely pretty girls. And one thing is for sure. Pretty girls like having their photo taken.

I like the escorts who post videos because I can get a better take on their natural beauty.

Regardless, it is always advisable to get a recommendation and check out some reviews.

[Chicago85]

I just spent 9 days in Rio and am leaving my thoughts below. Background is an early 40's guys who has been mongering for quite a while, but mostly in Colombia of late.

Lodging.

I had a 2 bed / 2 bath airbnb in Copacabana, close to Leme Beach for $80/ nt. It was a bit dated, but plenty of room and the doormen were cool with my 1 girl a day or every other day incall.

Termas.

4 x4: Went 2 times. Once on a Friday night around 6 pm and there were 30 girls and 15 guys. I can't recall prices exactly, but I think entry was 60 R, beers / water 20 R, and then girls*420 R to 490 R for an hour based on the size of room you choose. I had a tall blonde with hazel eyes and a few tattoos named Safira. Had two rounds and tippedSecond time was on a Wednesday around 7 pm and oh my it was packed! 35 girls and 40 guys, including a couple large groups of Americans. I had a session planned for later that evening so just got a couple numbers and made out with Safira. On a side note, they offer the robe, but you do not need to wear.

Monte Carlo: Went 3 times, sessioning 2 x. Entry is 130 R, beers* 20 R, room is 150 R to 190 R depending on size, and girl is 400 R for 1 hour. Great line up every time I went which was usually 5-7 pm. Usually 15-20 girls and only 5-10 guys so good mix. A really flacca chica named Bia was great while a lighter skinned mulatta named*Katarine was not. When we got to the room Katarine would not do DFK or BBBJ which is almost just assumed in Brazil. Also had the small condoms that you sometimes get in Brazil and way too much lube. The only other thing I'd note is that they added an extra beer (20 R, $4) to my tab each time. I highlighted it, but didn't want to make a scene over $4. Watch your tabs guys. *.

Clinicas:

The first three are all in the 583 building on the map.

Sala 401: Tended to have the best girls overall I think. Cost was 150 R for 30 minutes or 200 R for 60 minutes. Had a nice 30 yr old name Taisa.

Sala 302: One day was fuglies (Saturday?) and then went on a Friday and had some cuties. Cost is same as 401, but had some suites which were 20 R more. Had a really energetic girl from Bahia named Isabella.

Sala 206: Ugliest girls, but also cheapest, starting at 100 R for 15 minutes and I think 120 R for 30 minutes. I didn't even sit down.

Clinica de Rio (in Barre): This was way out in Barre, so a 45 minute or so ride that my buddy found. It was in an office building which was a bit weird, and set up like a regular massage spa with scents, oils, etc. It was very clean and professional so I wasn't sure what to expect, but they had 8-10 women, most in the 25-35 year old range. Cost was 350 HR and both of our girls did CIM without asking and multiple pops. My girl went to town on the oral and despite me giving her a heads up stayed down there after climax, swallowing everything. For round 2 we did regular sex covered.

Bars:

MABS: Went once on a Friday or Saturday. Talked with a couple girls whose prices ranged from $60/ HR up to $200/ HR with most starting in dollars as opposed to Realis. Found the hottest girl and best*sex of my trip there. 3 hrs for 1000 R. She was a real estate agent from SP who had fallen on some rough times with work and family to came to RJ for 2 months to work. A natural 9 in my book with beautiful skin, 5'4" and natural 38 dd, 26,38 body. Did all night later in the week, going 11 pm to 6 am for 1500 R. Multiple pops and craziness. I know I overpaid a*little, but I really liked her and she*was starting at 2500 R which she said she normally gets (Scandallo prices!

Casablanca: Also went two times, once on a Thursday and once on a Friday. It was better on Thursday with 35 girls and maybe 15 guys* around 11. Cost is 100 R entrance which gets you 2 drinks. Beers were 20-32 R (seemed to vary based on server) and girl drinks 55 R (Sex on the beach) to 77 R for gin / tonic and 110 R for a small champagne bottle. The servers and girls were pushy at first, but backed off when I raised the issue. You negotiate with the girl (most start at 500-600 R an hour or 800-100 R for two) and then pay 150 R for a room there or 200 R to exit (mixed messages on exit fee as some girls said they needed to work until 5 am and others said they could leave with me). I just got numbers and didn't pull as both times I was too tuckered out*.

Mosaico: Cost is 240 R for an hour. Doesn't really get going until after 11 pm, but is where the girls go from the Termas when finished. Went on a Saturday ( 20 girls) and on a Tuesday ( 12 girls). *Perla Negra: Never went as it's way out in Barre, but everyone raved about it. It doesn't get going until after* 12 am and Wed-Fri are best.

Girls overall.

Having been with many latinas around Central and South America I can say without a doubt that Brazilianas enjoy sex the most and are the best in bed. First they try to choke you with their tongue, then they try to break your dick off, then they try to get you to sweat to death or die from multiple climaxes. It was not unusual to go through 3 condoms in a session and half the girls did CIM without asking. They literally will not let you leave the room unless you're satisfied and they also want to be satisfied themselves. It is sports fucking at its purest whereas I think the women in Colombia, Venezuela, and Panama are a little more sensual. *The girl's bodies were also much more natural with few fake tits and even fewer fake asses (SP may be different). I don't think the women's faces, style, or fitness is anywhere near as attractive as Colombia, but the women were much more laid back (beach lifestyle) and easy to get along with. Outside of my MABs girl the others did not dress up much, which was fine by me. *It was around 50/50 on whether they spoke another language, but I was able to alter my Spanish enough to be understood. Some women had worked abroad and knew a little English. *.

Other.

- Lunch and dinner can be easily had for 40-100 R for basic meal and beer. If you feel like spending more there are great steak and sushi places in Ipanema and Leblon.

- Normal people watching was good at the various Belmonte bars.

- I enjoyed walking the beach every day which was good exercise and also good people watching. The people start going to*the beach EARLY, like 9 am and then it starts to curtail off around 2 pm. The beaches are massive and it can take an hour to walk from Leme Beach to Leblon.

- Uber is super cheap and convenient.

- Watch out for trannies. In Brazil I found that they could be much more convincing than other countries, often travel with women, and do not announce themselves (in person, on Tinder, or when texting). *.

- Saturday seems to be quite slow for some reason. I think because most girls treat our hobby as a M-F job whereas in Colombia it's a side hustle for many that they do on weekends. *.

-Chicago.

[Nebulousity]

It's rare, but I agree with Cane, even though I've only reading 3 sentences of your post. "I would remind all that we have an entirely separate thread dedicated to discussing money matters called "Real v. Dollar and other currency issues". " It's quite boring to read about your currency analyzes.

With all due respect to Sperto and Cane, I find by PahllusMaximus to be one of the best writers on this site, with very meaningful and valuable life advice for how to maintain life balance and happiness while embracing the hobby in Rio (with financial thoughts mixed in). It is all connected. His posts are definitely not just about currency exchange. Either way though PahllusMaximus I appreciate your world view and it has made a positive impact in my life in Brazil for certain.

[Xpartan]

The future of the dollar and western currencies is a big deal for us here. It is the enabler of our lifestyle, namely sexual and lifestyle arbitrage, just as corporations offshore for better value.

I agree it's a big deal, but to a point. I remember $1. 5 reals to $1 and so did vacationing and mongering in Brazil hurt me back then. Well, I really don't remember any pain, which tells me no, it didn't. If anything, travel today is more expensive than ever. Because Covid.

Let's just remember that Brazileiras are excellent adjusters. They won't let currency fluctuations eat into their profits, LOL.

[Sperto]

The future of the dollar and western currencies is a big deal for us here.

It's rare, but I agree with Cane, even though I've only reading 3 sentences of your post. "I would remind all that we have an entirely separate thread dedicated to discussing money matters called "Real v. Dollar and other currency issues". " It's quite boring to read about your currency analyzes.

Regarding Sundays in Rio. There is one option, VM. Mentioned dozens of times. Sundays in VM are perfect for the newbies.