Bangkok Reports

[HorseTrader]

Most of them are very easy to spot, but very few are still more tricky.

I've met one the other night in soi Honey (Pattaya), at the LadyPink bar. I saw her when I passed in front of the bar and thought she was a cute smallish girl.

Now the soi is 80% LBs, but there are still some real girls working in that soi, I just realised she was an LB after ordering my beer, when she started talking mostly.

A good way to check if she is a real girl or an LB (if she works in a bar), is to pay her a Sangsom lady drink (check that she really has Sangsom in the glass), let her drink it and she will start dropping most of her feminin atttitude, and instead her masculin side will reapper pretty soon.

For the guys that say most LBs will honestly admit they are LBs, that was not the case with her (although I didn't try to confront her as I was already sure), she talked of herself as a "she", so don't be fooled by whatever they might say.

In early 2020 I found a freelancer on Soi 4 and was 90% sure that I would take her. Small. Feminine voice. High heel shoes. Narrow shoulders. No Adam's apple. Natural famine movements. Then she offered that she was ladyboy. Even after she told me, I couldn't see it. She was such a good impersonator of a woman that I sometimes wonder if she was a lady who didn't want to go with me.

Ever since that time I always ask if LB before agreeing to go.

[Paolo99]

LOL! You know what as I consider it my certainty diminishes. The first one was just a quick grope in the bar, easy enough to be fooled. The second might have been a very good post op, now that I consider it. I might have been fooled completely.

Most of them are very easy to spot, but very few are still more tricky.

I've met one the other night in soi Honey (Pattaya), at the LadyPink bar. I saw her when I passed in front of the bar and thought she was a cute smallish girl.

Now the soi is 80% LBs, but there are still some real girls working in that soi, I just realised she was an LB after ordering my beer, when she started talking mostly.

A good way to check if she is a real girl or an LB (if she works in a bar), is to pay her a Sangsom lady drink (check that she really has Sangsom in the glass), let her drink it and she will start dropping most of her feminin atttitude, and instead her masculin side will reapper pretty soon.

For the guys that say most LBs will honestly admit they are LBs, that was not the case with her (although I didn't try to confront her as I was already sure), she talked of herself as a "she", so don't be fooled by whatever they might say.

[GuyBrusg1957]

I can certainly understand why visitors are not enthralled with online services. You come here to party and have a good time, not to spend time on your phone reading reviews and looking at pictures, as it takes a lot of time. We residents have a very different outlook. Very few of us go to the bars anymore (think I've been once in the past year to remind myself why I don't go), they are a shadow of their former selves especially for those of us who have been here two decades plus. They are expensive and in most of our eyes the girls are not particularly good looking. The online scene however, while not fun for the visitor, affords the resident, namely residents who speak a little of the local language, access to great looking girls for a very reasonable price, without having to go to a bar and deal with lady drinks, mamasans, bad music, bar fines, etc. And we can partake late morning on through the night. Completely different agendas.

It just takes a bit of practise. But I haven't gone to a MP or streets or gogos in a bit. I would go there just to walk and watch. At least that's what I did last time mainly because I didn't find a girl I wanted.

Also, I'm not hungover the next day which is a huge plus for me.

Late reply but this is fair perspective as well. I don't know if it's just me but online dating just doesn't do it for me? It's not just about being attractive but finding a girl with the right vibe which is hard to do online.

[Fortunate]

The Nepalese kid on the corner of Soi Arab has fab Moonrocks, cheap. He is the only street guy I will go to. . Wonder is terribly overpriced as are most of the shops. I get mine at my local which is waay off the beaten path.

Yeah last night Wonder was running a two for one special that made it much more attractive. But I have to admit the quality there is good and they will roll what one buys there which is worth something.

[Fortunate]

Finally made it to Thremae last night and that place was packed! The ladies sat around the edges of the room, and along the bars in the interior while the men formed a moving line rotating around checking them out. Must have been over 50 to 100 women in the room of all kinds of ages. About half way through the loop I spotted Ing a beautiful Thai woman who stood about five foot nothing with a little waist, round butt, and cute as hell face. I continued walking until I made it to the 3/4 mark then doubled back and talked to her.

She offered 2500 to come back to my place and I didn't bother to haggle. Bare oral, covered PIV, and much fun was had by me.

Going to go check out some fights tonight but a true fishbowl place is still on my list of things to check out before I leave on Monday to Pattaya. Maybe Posiedons.

[Chan Chalupa]

Rainbow 4 girls printing this week. Usually May Japan has one Golden Week Holidays.

Rainbow 4 Girls getting barfined every which way but loose.

[HorseTrader]

LOL! You know what as I consider it my certainty diminishes. The first one was just a quick grope in the bar, easy enough to be fooled. The second might have been a very good post op, now that I consider it. I might have been fooled completely. Ah well, still had fun and it will be a learning experience.

Thanks for the perspective from those that have gone before.

That's a good attitude for you to have. It also adds to the credibility of your future posts.

[Nyezhov]

In terms of weed I've bought from vendors on the street and from businesses in buildings. So far I've paid from 100 bht / gram to 900 bht / gram at Wonder. While it was terribly overpriced Wonder did have the highest quality, if I'm being honest.

The Nepalese kid on the corner of Soi Arab has fab Moonrocks, cheap. He is the only street guy I will go to. . Wonder is terribly overpriced as are most of the shops. I get mine at my local which is waay off the beaten path.

[Tomasb]

Stockings used to be called Temptations and also was a Lady Boy bar. Right around the corner was Mercury at the top of escalator. This used to be a lady boy bar but was taken over by Red Dragon. A GG bar.

I was wondering what the hell Stockings was, I figured maybe a mistranslation of something. Does anyone know what this used to be called? Not sure if it was Straps or on the other side. I avoid those places for obvious LB reasons.

[Fortunate]

Straps was on the other side of the Plaza, hairpin left turn at the top of the first set of stairs. That bar also goes by a different name now, which I don't recall.

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Again, I'm not saying there has never been a natural born female to be found in that bar over the past few years right up to last night. Just that it has all these past years been the location of a bar dominated by Ladyboys and I have never seen a real female inside or outside of it. Maybe there is a real female drink server or two working inside. But I could have just missed them in my rush to loosen the grip of the LBs on my arm and get past the place I suppose.

LOL! You know what as I consider it my certainty diminishes. The first one was just a quick grope in the bar, easy enough to be fooled. The second might have been a very good post op, now that I consider it. I might have been fooled completely. Ah well, still had fun and it will be a learning experience.

Thanks for the perspective from those that have gone before.

[EihTooms]

I was wondering what the hell Stockings was, I figured maybe a mistranslation of something. Does anyone know what this used to be called? Not sure if it was Straps or on the other side. I avoid those places for obvious LB reasons.

Straps was on the other side of the Plaza, hairpin left turn at the top of the first set of stairs. That bar also goes by a different name now, which I don't recall.

Yeah, I don't remember the previous name of the Ladyboy bar now named Stockings. I only remember the goal being to get past the gauntlet of large and aggressive Ladyboys always stationed at the door and along the walkway between the top of the escalator and Rainbow bars 5 and 4. I did usually take a quick look to the right, into the bar, just in case there might be 1-2 actual females inside but I never saw one.

It was no different last night at about 9 pm.

Again, I'm not saying there has never been a natural born female to be found in that bar over the past few years right up to last night. Just that it has all these past years been the location of a bar dominated by Ladyboys and I have never seen a real female inside or outside of it. Maybe there is a real female drink server or two working inside. But I could have just missed them in my rush to loosen the grip of the LBs on my arm and get past the place I suppose.

[Fortunate]

I was wondering what the hell Stockings was, I figured maybe a mistranslation of something. Does anyone know what this used to be called? Not sure if it was Straps or on the other side. I avoid those places for obvious LB reasons.

Can't tell you what it used to be but I can assure you the CIS woman I hired and fucked was not a ladyboy, nor was the one who I groped for a single lady drink.

[GrapeMan]

You know Stockings gogo bar in Nana Plaza is a Ladyboy bar, right? I'm not saying a natural born female can't suddenly appear in there at some odd hour. But I have never seen one outside or inside that bar as I have passed by over the past several years.

For the Nana Plaza old timers, Stockings is a new name for the place. I don't recall what it was called previously. But it is the Ladyboy bar in the middle level, at the top of the escalator, sharp left turn, around the corner and just past what is now Random 2, the bar after that on the balcony where we always have to fight through the gauntlet of large Ladyboys perched on stools on each side of that balcony walkway, grabbing at us and blocking the path on our way to Rainbow 5 and Rainbow 4.

Just sayin'.

I was wondering what the hell Stockings was, I figured maybe a mistranslation of something. Does anyone know what this used to be called? Not sure if it was Straps or on the other side. I avoid those places for obvious LB reasons.

[Fortunate]

A tooth cleaning and check up (all good and only about $80 USD!) made for a dentist start to the day. After that I was resolved to try my first nuru and I set a course for Heaven. When I got there I was shown an Ipad with about a dozen different women pictured. The receptionist scrolled though then and I chose the last one I saw that I liked, Kitty.

3500 BHT paid for 90 minutes in their standard room. Kitty was a beautiful woman from Thailand who stood about five foot nothing. Just what I was in the mood for. She bathed me thoroughly, had me lay down on the inflatable mattress, mixed the nuru gel, and away we went. Short story, it was incredible. Having her climb all over, under, and around me while covered in slick nuru gel was every bit as good as I had hoped and imagined it would be. BBBJ and first squirt was on the air mattress. Then to the bed for covered full service for squirt number two.

On the way back to my condo I stopped in at what I was sure was a fully legit massage place to get my sore legs some much needed rubs. It was good rubs, for sure, but even at this place a happy ending was offered. Still spent from Heaven I declined.

In terms of weed I've bought from vendors on the street and from businesses in buildings. So far I've paid from 100 bht / gram to 900 bht / gram at Wonder. While it was terribly overpriced Wonder did have the highest quality, if I'm being honest.

[EihTooms]

For my second night I went back to Nana and started with Billboards up on the third floor. After about 10 minutes it was clear that there wasn't anyone for me on the rotating dais but give them credit for that bit of stagecraft. That the ladies rotated around meant I could see them all, from every angle, to make my choice, very efficient system. One lady had an amazing view from the rear but her general energy didn't work for me.

As I sat there, nursing my beer, I realized it was going to be a long, hard, night if I repeated that process in each place and I don't like to drink that much. I didn't finish my beer and went to the next place, Witch something. I ordered water here. And a good thing as, after about 5 minutes it was clear that, again, there was no one for me. Furthermore, in that dark club they shored me about 400 baht on my change. I didn't notice in the dark but a warning for the next clever monkey.

At this point I headed back to Stockings and found Jessica on stage. A lovely, carmel complected woman with amazing eyes. I paid 800 baht bar fine and 3 K bht to bring her back to my place for an hour plus of shower, uncovered oral both ways, and as much PIV as I wanted. The view during the event was fantastic. Tomorrow maybe the day to try out some nuru.

You know Stockings gogo bar in Nana Plaza is a Ladyboy bar, right? I'm not saying a natural born female can't suddenly appear in there at some odd hour. But I have never seen one outside or inside that bar as I have passed by over the past several years.

For the Nana Plaza old timers, Stockings is a new name for the place. I don't recall what it was called previously. But it is the Ladyboy bar in the middle level, at the top of the escalator, sharp left turn, around the corner and just past what is now Random 2, the bar after that on the balcony where we always have to fight through the gauntlet of large Ladyboys perched on stools on each side of that balcony walkway, grabbing at us and blocking the path on our way to Rainbow 5 and Rainbow 4.

Just sayin'.