Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Precious metals will hold value. Thailand won't be too hurt by the demise of the USA due to stupidity. Pattaya might fare the worst of locations in Thailand. Thailand would be worse off if China collapsed, but China isn't run by total idiots like the west is now.

555, another dreamer.

[TooDirty]

So you think that the worlds biggest economy and global reserve currency will collapse and you will be safe with your money in THB? If the US dollar actually collapses there will be no safe haven asset. No currency, no precious metal, no crypto will save you then. Its like if a giant meteor hits the planet, you can't go hide in your basement.

Precious metals will hold value. Thailand won't be too hurt by the demise of the USA due to stupidity. Pattaya might fare the worst of locations in Thailand. Thailand would be worse off if China collapsed, but China isn't run by total idiots like the west is now.

[Explorer8939]

I did a one nighter in Ban Chang last night. Pretty dead. I was the only customer at the bar I attended.

The ladies swarmed me when I sat down, kind of annoying. It took thrm 5 minutes to take the hint, and leave me alone with the lady I bought a drink for.

But, I ended up taking 2 ladies to the back room to get to know them better, and took one to the hotel for a 1000 baht ST.

[Explorer8939]

So you are here for 9 days and still want to include touristy stuff with a local girl? I'm here 7 months a year and I've given up planning touristy tuff with girls. Working girls in TH want short time with as many customers as they can fit into a single day. They are not interested in getting to know their own country unless you pay them 5 to 10 thousand Baht a day to do so. And even then expect them to be on their smartphone all day and show no interest in any activity whatsoever.

I often travel around Thailand with Pattaya bargirls, paying 1000 to 2000 baht a day.

Of course, I am not talking about Walking Street or Soi 6 ladies.

[Expat American]

I hope I can sell my US property before they really tank the dollar, and then get over to Thailand and convert almost everything to baht gold.

So you think that the worlds biggest economy and global reserve currency will collapse and you will be safe with your money in THB? If the US dollar actually collapses there will be no safe haven asset. No currency, no precious metal, no crypto will save you then. Its like if a giant meteor hits the planet, you can't go hide in your basement.

[Mr Enternational]

I am planning to stay for 9 days and was hoping to do some general "tourist" stuff to get a bit of the vacation flair, both by myself and with company, I feel so stupid to ask but better do it now online than in person in thailand, would that be acceptable and how would you recommend that I go about that? Just ask a girl that I like and I guess is fine with me if she wants to hang with me for a couple of days and do stuff, I pay?

That will not be a problem. Just go to one of the many discos and find a chick that you like. If she does not have a steady job then she will surely take you up on that offer.

[XXL]

Hey, am planning on visiting end of August / early September and wanted both to have some fun with variety of girls, I would assume visiting the clubs, massages and other locations is the best option for that, or are there any online sites that are decent as well?

Secondly I am planning to stay for 9 days and was hoping to do some general "tourist" stuff to get a bit of the vacation flair, both by myself and with company, I feel so stupid to ask but better do it now online than in person in thailand, would that be acceptable and how would you recommend that I go about that? Just ask a girl that I like and I guess is fine with me if she wants to hang with me for a couple of days and do stuff, I pay?

So you are here for 9 days and still want to include touristy stuff with a local girl? I'm here 7 months a year and I've given up planning touristy tuff with girls. Working girls in TH want short time with as many customers as they can fit into a single day. They are not interested in getting to know their own country unless you pay them 5 to 10 thousand Baht a day to do so. And even then expect them to be on their smartphone all day and show no interest in any activity whatsoever.

[Kontiki]

Hey, am planning on visiting end of August / early September and wanted both to have some fun with variety of girls, I would assume visiting the clubs, massages and other locations is the best option for that, or are there any online sites that are decent as well?

Secondly I am planning to stay for 9 days and was hoping to do some general "tourist" stuff to get a bit of the vacation flair, both by myself and with company, I feel so stupid to ask but better do it now online than in person in thailand, would that be acceptable and how would you recommend that I go about that? Just ask a girl that I like and I guess is fine with me if she wants to hang with me for a couple of days and do stuff, I pay?

[TooDirty]

The videos on youtube lately are looking like bars are packed with girls, but not many customers at all. Wonder how many have turned to Colombia? Videos from Philippines look pretty dismal in girls and tourists. I hope I can sell my US property before they really tank the dollar, and then get over to Thailand and convert almost everything to baht gold.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I plan to apply for a 10-year visa. One requirement is the following: "clear passport-size photograph in business attire (t-shirt not allowed)". I assume what this means is at least a long-sleeve shirt and preferably a tie to boot. I have nothing like this in my belongings but I was told the photo studios catering to weddings etc. could help me out. The only shops I know are ones doing mugshots for visa extensions, certificates of residence and the like. Any idea as to a proper photo studio in Pattaya or Jomtien?

Kodak shops have software to do what you want.

They take a passport photo of your head, then transpose it onto a shirt and suit photo.

All done as quick as.

[Chan Chalupa]

Librarian Issues.

1st attempt. Fail. I swear I'm Hansum Man.

2nd attempt a few bars down. See a cute girl with Glasses just ask thinking she say No. I still got it. She say 2 k, deal done at 1. 5 k.

What a Hot Body. Tittie's just a smidgen bigger or work somewhere else she could get 3,000.

Always cons. 1. No air con. At the end I was sweating.

2. They really don't change Sheets. She folded our used towel so neatly I thought she going to leave them for next customer. She discarded them.

3. Not con. She would have let me kiss her on the lips at the end but I declined. Hope I didn't hurt her Feelings. Hahaha.

3 Soi 6 Barfines over recently history.

1. ok.

2. Not ok.

3. That's what I'm talking about Willis.

House fee 400. I also gave tip commensurate with price.

Now if only someone could Ban cars going that Soi at night. Dangerous to be a Lookie loo.

[LittleBigMan]

3rd Road at Soi PP. But I am like LBM. Just go buy a cheap ass shirt and duck in to one of those places that you can do the passport photos. Maybe one of those places have a shirt that you can put on. Or you can borrow the one the owner is wearing.

XXL,

Give the Kodak shop near Soi LengKee the shop down from the 7/11 and Cheap Charlie they have bunch of services for Farangs. In particular they can take your Passport the front picture and your latest entry stamp and shrink it to Credit Card size that is what I carry year-round.

[Chan Chalupa]

Not making fun of the provider.

Central. What looks like a retired Terrorist has hooked up with what looks like a girl who has Cerebral Palsy or something.

Not passing judgement just an Observation.

[KumuMan]

I'm guessing he fell on a club rather than fell in a club.

More realistic.

[Turgid]

If you decide to buy 50 ladydrinks or so please pay up. Apparently a guy fell and BROKE his forehead as he was trying to evade payment.

Major Walk Street Agogo. I've been there a few times.

Yes writer use the phrase Broke Forehead. Hahaha.

I'm guessing he fell on a club rather than fell in a club.