Rio de Janeiro Reports

[CatBert55]

I'm actually considering a flight to Rio using United / Azul (with stops in ORD and GRU). Pretty decent price. Is a 2 hour layover in GRU long enough to get through customs and security to make that next flight to Rio? Should be, but. LOL..

2 hours is more than enough time.

[Vagabundo1]

Looks like Latino victims too.

Rio is getting more dangerous.

Two Chilenan tourists went to Lapa on Saturday evening, somebody put Boa Noite Cinderela in their drinks, they passed out, got robbed, beaten and propably thrown from Mirante do Rato Molhado (a lookout point, 3 m fall). One guy died.

https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janei...inderela.ghtml

[PdSuave]

Try United plus Azul (1 or 2 stops) to SDU airport.

I'm actually considering a flight to Rio using United / Azul (with stops in ORD and GRU). Pretty decent price. Is a 2 hour layover in GRU long enough to get through customs and security to make that next flight to Rio? Should be, but. LOL.

Also, in everyone's experience, those long ass flights from US to Brazil, do they generally run on time, arrive early, etc? Seems like with a 9 or 10 hour flight, there is ample time to arrive earlier than expected. Debating because if I arrive at the airport at 9 am, might reserve my Airbnb in Copa a day earlier so I'm not waiting around 6 hours to check in a 3 pm.

[Questner]

I am looking for airline tickets from Washington DC to Brasil (still undecided between Rio or Sampa) next week. Due to mobility issues, I can only travel business class.

Fares:

IAD to GIG with one stop in GRU =$2750 RT (cheapest I even seen!

IAD to GRU, direct, same flight as above:$15,000 RT!

Who green lights these fares? This is so ridiculous! I am sure someone would say to buy the flight to Rio then depart in SP. Issue is the airline (United) would cancel the rest of the ticket if you don't continue the trip.

Try United plus Azul (1 or 2 stops) to SDU airport.

[Golfinho]

I am looking for airline tickets from Washington DC to Brasil (still undecided between Rio or Sampa) next week. Due to mobility issues, I can only travel business class.
IAD to GIG with one stop in GRU =$2750 RT (cheapest I even seen!

IAD to GRU, direct, same flight as above:$15,000 RT!

Who green lights these fares? This is so ridiculous! I am sure someone would say to buy the flight to Rio then depart in SP. Issue is the airline (United) would .

It's been like this for a while now. Welcome to the new normal. As a 1 k with United, I've been buying one-ways only, and using Plus Points. Just keep changeing dates until you get the upgrade. Or else pony up. At least you'll get the miles and keep your status.

[Tiradentes]

I am looking for airline tickets from Washington DC to Brasil (still undecided between Rio or Sampa) next week. Due to mobility issues, I can only travel business class.

Fares:

IAD to GIG with one stop in GRU =$2750 RT (cheapest I even seen!

IAD to GRU, direct, same flight as above:$15,000 RT!

Who green lights these fares? This is so ridiculous! I am sure someone would say to buy the flight to Rio then depart in SP. Issue is the airline (United) would cancel the rest of the ticket if you don't continue the trip.

[Chris H]

You only need one or two as good as 4 x4 at 150 r.

Come at 18 h before it gets packed.

Super hot mulatta as good or better than any at 4 x4.

Wadpho said he would write a report.

Where are these 2 spots, 116 and 202. Also location of Darkroom. BTW, I tried reaching you on WhatsApp and a private message on here, to let you know, am in town.

[FlowState985]

There are no guaranteed venues in Rio for top optics like Scandallo. That said I had great luck at Monte Carlo and several other posters have confirmed. I saw a legit 9. 5 there but she insisted CBJ. Otherwise 7 and 8+s with great service.

It is small like Solarium but waaaay better vibe IMO. Solarium is like being in a doctors office. Very bright not a bar like vibe. Monte Carlo is very much like a bar. Low lighting. Very good bar service. Just a much less awkward vibe. And three of us had a great time!

I went to both and I have to agree MC is much better than Solarium. It is slightly cheaper but better quality girls, and better than 4 x4 for a mile. I guess because the type of girls I prefer are more available at MC than 4 x4.

[Sperto]

Two Chilenan tourists went to Lapa on Saturday evening, somebody put Boa Noite Cinderela in their drinks, they passed out, got robbed, beaten and propably thrown from Mirante do Rato Molhado (a lookout point, 3 m fall). One guy died.

https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janei...inderela.ghtml

[FancyFox]

Hello members!

After some help from this forum (Thank you everyone! My friend and I have booked ourselves with the following itinerary:

1. Sao Paulo. June 3-5.

2. Rio. June 5-10 (at the Hilton Copacabana).

3. Sao Paulo. June 10-11.

Our intentions:

1. Sao Paulo. Hit up Scandallo on Saturday night. Tour the city on Sunday and hopefully hit some chicca in the evening.

2. Rio. Land in Rio on Monday morning. Chill during the day and hit a terma (open to recommendations). My friend has arranged a girl though Seeking Arrangements. I have arranged a couple of girls through MeuPatracinio, but I am not really excited about them by their looks as of yet.

I am counting on going to any terma or clinica to get numbers from girls and take them out.

We're looking to do this almost everyday we are there in Rio. Trying to spend the day with different girls we either see through Barra Vip online or through termas / clinicas.

I have narrowed some good restaurants down, but let me know if you have any MUST DINE IN suggestions where we should take our girls.

Lastly, please let me know if any of you are in either of the two cities during the time I visit. Would love to catch up and hit some spots together!

[Vagabundo1]

Classico Beach Club / Perola Negra is better than scandallo because it has the same girls ON THE BEACH.

As for the talent, see https://www.barravipsrio.com/..

On any given day, you will find those girls at the pool at Transamerica or the other condos in barra, including classico beach club.

Just contact the girls on barravips and ask them to classico.

All of a sudden you are bobby kennedy junior here to prove vaccines are not needed and to breed another generation.

There are no guaranteed venues in Rio for top optics like Scandallo. That said I had great luck at Monte Carlo and several other posters have confirmed. I saw a legit 9. 5 there but she insisted CBJ. Otherwise 7 and 8+s with great service.

It is small like Solarium but waaaay better vibe IMO. Solarium is like being in a doctors office. Very bright not a bar like vibe. Monte Carlo is very much like a bar. Low lighting. Very good bar service. Just a much less awkward vibe. And three of us had a great time!

[Steve 9696]

I paid my first visit to Solarium, and it's also my first mongering experience in Brazil. Although I wasn't disappointed, I have to say it didn't live up to my expectations.

First of all, there are many good things about this place: girls may give you slutty looks to entice you, but they don't push for a session; a lot of girls have all natural bodies and good curves, which is very important to me.

However, the cons are also obvious. For example, the entire second floor where girls interact with customers is so small! When you get in the room and find a place to sit down, all the girls just look at you hoping to be picked, and it gets a little awkward after a while. More importantly, there are no stunners! Many girls have all natural bodies, but their bodies are not like smoking hot, gym model type of hot. And many of them have something done on their faces, like a nose job or botox, while those who don't are just not that pretty or a little bit old.

I will check out other top tier termas in Rio later, but my hunch is that the other places are more or less the same.

Is there any venue in Rio where I can find top talent? Do I really have to go to Scandallo in SP to find a girl that's drop dead gorgeous?

There are no guaranteed venues in Rio for top optics like Scandallo. That said I had great luck at Monte Carlo and several other posters have confirmed. I saw a legit 9. 5 there but she insisted CBJ. Otherwise 7 and 8+s with great service.

It is small like Solarium but waaaay better vibe IMO. Solarium is like being in a doctors office. Very bright not a bar like vibe. Monte Carlo is very much like a bar. Low lighting. Very good bar service. Just a much less awkward vibe. And three of us had a great time!

[Anaggie]

Do I really have to go to Scandallo in SP to find a girl that's drop dead gorgeous?

As a tourist / gringo. The short answer is yes. Scandello is much bigger in size and number of girls than any of the places in Rio so just numbers wise, you would have a higher percentage of finding what you are looking for.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Steve 9696 is the real deal: he sent me a 242 page extravaganza of his adventures, punchy, funny and a bit like "Round the world in 80 days" by Jules Verne in 1873 in his erotic fun with practical tips and insights. It is about freedom as a male to travel and enjoy life, not being held down by degenerate harpies withholding pussy and using us waking ATM machines (known as marriage). It is about greed for life and joy the system tries to suppress, just as it does for drugs and high spirited young me. P4 P is like sampling 100's of cool little boutique restaurants with varied cuisine. Screw the brain washing and being robbed by corrupt politicians / lawyers (known as tax) with nothing in return except rude and often malevolent systems designed to remove personal agency. Our joy of travel and life is a cause of celebration, as it should be.

Rio Bob. He needs to be given a report of distinction for vintage terma flyers, literally an archeology of Rio's sybaritic treasures. Thanks Rio Bob!

This sort of reminds me of Gordon Gecko's creed about zombie companies run by people with no skin the game (majority of modern companies) and many modern, sex and love free marriages (prison):

"I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much".

Blow jobs are the same: a moment of cut-through: overwhelming pleasure and blowing your load in the soft mouth of a pretty young woman and joy of being a man, and a free one at that.

The Rudy Giuliani's are hypocrites, as were the Jeffry Epstein supporters (heads of governments, royalty and the uber rich) : they only want freedom for themselves and fuck everyone else. But they bumped off Epstein. He knew too much about those in power. They are not even real business people, just influence peddlers or outright blackmailers. And not very discerning either. Making P4P is illegal in the USA is a terrible and stupid policy, turning men of brains means into rational ex pats. In a way it's a blessing: I'd never have invested in BR without being forced to fly internationally just to live as a human being.

[Gropai]

I paid my first visit to Solarium, and it's also my first mongering experience in Brazil. Although I wasn't disappointed, I have to say it didn't live up to my expectations.

First of all, there are many good things about this place: girls may give you slutty looks to entice you, but they don't push for a session; a lot of girls have all natural bodies and good curves, which is very important to me.

However, the cons are also obvious. For example, the entire second floor where girls interact with customers is so small! When you get in the room and find a place to sit down, all the girls just look at you hoping to be picked, and it gets a little awkward after a while. More importantly, there are no stunners! Many girls have all natural bodies, but their bodies are not like smoking hot, gym model type of hot. And many of them have something done on their faces, like a nose job or botox, while those who don't are just not that pretty or a little bit old.

I will check out other top tier termas in Rio later, but my hunch is that the other places are more or less the same.

Is there any venue in Rio where I can find top talent? Do I really have to go to Scandallo in SP to find a girl that's drop dead gorgeous?