Colombo

[HurlLug]

Hi Uncle Doger.

Sorry you had this bad experience. No one deserves this.

This number is handled by a pimp named Cha*a. I got 3 girls from pre-covid days and till have the number saved. 2 of them were good. One was a fitness model available in IG with over 35 k followers at that time, and the other was a bit chubby but pretty fair girl. The third happened to be Greshal, and that wasn't a good experience and I couldn't get it up. Issue being expectation vs reality because I was sent a picture of a very young looking fair cute girl, but who actually came was a middle aged mama. Maybe the photo was taken a decade ago. But she didn't smell bad and had a shower before the session.

Not sure why this guy went on the pretend to be "independent girl" route. Maybe to charge a premium price.

Better luck next time.

Cheers!

Niki (I wanted to kill myself).

Her profile on mr (phots of this chick are super misleading including the ones she will send you).

https://massagerepublic.Com/female-e...-and-role-play

Pretty sure a pimp delas on her behalf, got that from the chat! So you may get other girls who say they are her. The one I'm talking about is the one in her profile pics on mr, but she has gone through some changes.

So, where to begin. Founder her profile on mr. Saw a few negative reviews. But thought what the hell, she looks good! (sometimes I have some pretty einstein moments boys, the medical term is called psynochochitis a sudden rush of shit to the brain).

Anyway! Chatted with her for a bit. Asked for her pic's (I always ask for pic with face) she obliged, sent me some sexy ones. She looked flipping hot! Now I'm getting excited. I told her if she turned up and does not look like the pics, I was sending her home. Which is what I usually do. Plus, I never pay any advance!

Booked my place, she wanted me to send a pic of my room key, I did. She says other agents make fake bookings and give them the run-around! So I obliged. 8 pm. She turns up, she drives her own car, so was on time. She says she works at an ad agency!

She was wearing tight jeans and a red blouse and bright red lipstick. Hair tied up. She was the girl in the pics but something was off, I could quite catch it. She asked me if I liked her. I said ok. Did the bank transfer.

This is where things start dawning on me. She walked over massaged my shoulders and began kissing my neck, I look back at her. That's when I saw her teeth! Horrid nicotine-stained brown teeth! Alarm sounds off in my head! She was clearly a super heavy smoker, who obviously doesn't brush her teeth. Raspy voice to go along with the teeth! I decided I've come this far lets bit the bullet and see where this rabbit hole takes us. (never follow your dick's gut instinct- never!

She takes her clothes off. And. The atomic shit hits the fan. Her body was absolutely grotesque! She had gained weight in all the wrong places (her jeans hid that fact well) and she had some weird allergy to her tattoo ink. She had a few tattoos, with a huge thigh tattoo. She has long lost her figure! Her thighs them selves were a massive turn off. She looked a bit like the Michelin man! Y. U. C. K! (sorry but that's the truth!

Anyway, went to the best, got her to blow me. She was an absolute pro! But, what happened next absolutley ruined me! She takes her undies off and put my head down there to see what's what! the was a god aweful smell! I mean I nearly puked god awful!

Then I realized that that stink was soo horrible it was filling my room! Without exaggeration, I think she had some disease! I told her the session was done, good night!

I literally ran in to the shower. Soaped myself about a 100 times! Took an antibiotic just to be safe. (I travel with a fully stocked pharmacy).

Ordered a few juices. And was sitting and thinking about what had just happened! I just couldn't believe it! I actually wanted to kill myself! The smell stayed in the room, even after opening the windows till the next day. I was sooo out of it. I was staying at my hotel for 2 days, and didn't want to invite anyone else after that special experience, I was that disgusted. I nearly decided never to book anyone again. Stay away from this woman. She is super disgusting!

She even told me she can't model anymore because she's put on weight! No duh! She would definitely have been a hot potato at one time in her life, but not anymore. Can't imagine how she became this version of herself. You've got to be super fucked up for that to happen! She didn't look like a druggie either. So guessing some weight related medication or whatever. The smell though is another story completely!

All in all a wonderful experience. Taught me many many many new and wonderful things!

Sex hell no.

Figure Michelin man.

Face looks nice in photos.

Replayability & value for money you have to be fucking kidding me! I wouldn't fuck that with a koala's dick!

Damage 65 K (2 hrs) . Should have just burned the Money instead.

So that is MY horrid life lesson. Lesson learned. Pay for it after they get undressed and you have examined them Check!

Ok, cheers lads till we meet again!

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[Uncle Doger]

Haha. I do this on occasion as well. Wish she could post more regularly for new tug worthy content.

Do you guys have a ranking system? Just wondering, as I am thinking of recounting past experiences and future meet ups and sorting the girls based on looks, skills, attitude and cost. Kind of nerdy, I know. But can be useful in selecting next options.

Database! I like the way you think! .

[Uncle Doger]

Hi Uncle

Thank you for all your effort in supporting the forum. It is really appreciated.

No worries bro, Just want to ensure people are safe and don't get scammed! Some of these operations really get on my goat sometimes! LOL!

Cheers!

[Uncle Doger]

Solid report brother. Reading this tempted me to take her again. I last took her end of last year. One of the best fucks for the year. Occassionally I go to her IG and rub myself to one of her sexy photos, and thinking that I have fuckd this babe really makes me feel good. Hahah. WIll probably try her again soon.

I'd say pretty much go for it! You only live once! No one ever died complaining that they had too much sex! Ha Ha Ha!

Cheers!

[Uncle Doger]

I think ihave taken this person when and one of her partners were there in a Wellawatta apartment. Didn't have any pleasure fucking her.

BTW, Uncle great posts.

Thank you brother!

[Uncle Doger]

Who's the Tehani you've mentioned here?

I don't recall seeing anything about her anywhere? Could you let me know?

Thanks in advance.

Posted Last week I think.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...165&viewfull=1#post2828165.

Cheers!

[RajaIbba77]

Solid report brother. Reading this tempted me to take her again. I last took her end of last year. One of the best fucks for the year. Occassionally I go to her IG and rub myself to one of her sexy photos, and thinking that I have fuckd this babe really makes me feel good. Hahah. WIll probably try her again soon.

Haha. I do this on occasion as well. Wish she could post more regularly for new tug worthy content.

Do you guys have a ranking system? Just wondering, as I am thinking of recounting past experiences and future meet ups and sorting the girls based on looks, skills, attitude and cost. Kind of nerdy, I know. But can be useful in selecting next options.

[Front Runner]

More like Pirate Teesha!

Her profile on MR (Pictures are super misleading at best).

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...rincess-teesha

Where to begin with this one. Ture to the other reviews, she is not an escort, she's an out and out hooker! I think she has someone managing her and sometimes texting on her behalf. Her English isn't good either.

Visited her some time ago, (again because of the reviews on MR). Wasn't what I expected. Wasn't what I expected at all. And not in a good way! I think somewhere deep down somewhere I hate myself, and that is why I put myself through this crap.

Sooooo this was a purely impulse purchase. Messaged her. Chat. Chat. Chat. Wear some lingerie please, she says sure. Will see you soon. She gave me the address (now she will give you the correct street address and the correct location. But she will give you the wrong house number as a precaution).

Anyway, after that battle of having to find the correct numbered building. I get there. It's a bit of a rundown place. Subdivided condos with a courtyard and a roller gate. I believe her place has two entrances, one for regulars on the right-side staircase and one for the not so regulars on the left. (At least that's what I kind of gathered).

Took me a good 10 minutes to find out which entrance I needed to use! She called me and guided me. Me is already not a happy camper! I wanted to see her quick, I didn't like the look of the place. I also saw a couple of dogy guys walking into the next building in the compound. The main house. And that's what made me think that this is a set up for a hooker (Now remember I'm relying on the pics and reviews on MR and comparing it to what I am actually seeing).

Anyway, she opens the door. . my jaw hits the floor. She was wearing lingerie, a red baby-doll with some ugly underpants. Not a thong. Not a G-string. Literal granny underpants! She has a bit of a chubby face, nose stud, well-done eyebrows, and that's it. Her body pics on the profile look nothing like her in real life. She is fat. She isn't super fat, but she is quite overweight, so she isn't thick in that sense she's fat. This was not what I asked for.! (In short she is noooooo sexi cola! She also had zero personality, no smile, no small talk nada zip! Full on Robot!

Her place is rundown. The bedroom had an A / see but that was it, sat in her pantry on a dirty old sofa, she immediately asked for cash. She said she does do French Kissing on the phone and confirmed it again before the session. I wanted to have a shower. Went into her toilet. It was quite badly maintained and was falling a part. Someone had also pee'the in the shower. And it wasn't washed off! Gross!

Well, she undressed, told me to sit on the bed, kissed my chest and neck, I started kissing her neck and she said not to leave any hickey's on her. Oh ok. I thought to myself! I fondled her large breasts and tweaked her nipples. She pretended to like it.! I was just super turned off by then. She just put on the condom, and started blowing me, she kept spitting into the tissue every 20 seconds or so (I remember someone else had also said this), but did put some effort in to it. I was getting sick of this now. She spread her legs and told me to dive it. I was like. Errr oh no you don't and went in to kiss her. She turned her head away! I was like wtf! Thought to myself let's get this done and jet ASAP! Got her into doggy and started long slow strokes. She looked back at me and said keep it inside and don't pull it back all the way to the end. Sigh! I just rammed her 0-100 in 3 seconds! She moaned. Was fake. Some more "oohs" and "aaahhss" and I came, 30 seconds flat out of desperation to leave.

She took the condom off and disposed of it. I went into the shower had a bath. She has some shampoo but I took my own bodywash! Came back changed and waited for a bit.

Now, I ask her whether I could chill a bit (BTW had only been about 18 minutes since I walked in the door and half of that time, I had spent in the shower by myself! She said ok. Now I saw a review where the guy said her pussy smelled like condoms, he thought she had not washed properly. She had replied saying she never does back-to-back appointments.

Gentlemen. Now remember this well. I can safely confirm that she lied! While I was waiting, another car pulled in. She told me another customer had come in, I asked her if he minded me being there because my 1 HR wasn't up. She asked me whether I could leave. I said ok! (to be fair. I also checked to see what her pussy smelled like. It didn't smell bad though. Probably because it was still early in the day. ! now how's that for a mental picture! Yuck!

So she didn't have a wash, because she invited the other guy thought the other entrance on the far side. I was still there. She didn't have a wash.

All in all another dirty hooker busted!

My frank suggestion 20 K for one hour one shot you deserve better than this experience! So do your self a favour, instead of seeing her, buy a flesh-light, buy some lube put on some really good porn heat up the lube and go to town on yourself! Don't waste your money on her!

Having sex with the princess is probably like having sex with Elsa, the she wolf of the Nazi SS. The most emotionless mechanical sex you will ever have, and she will try to emasculate you!

Everything about her is intentionally misleading. Avoid her. Not worth the money, better to save up and go on a better ride!

My mission is to debunk all the fake profiles on MR. Hope I don't end up with some disease trying to do it!

Until next time! Hasta la vista boys!

I think ihave taken this person when and one of her partners were there in a Wellawatta apartment. Didn't have any pleasure fucking her.

BTW, Uncle great posts.

[MuscleKolla]

Solid report brother. Reading this tempted me to take her again. I last took her end of last year. One of the best fucks for the year. Occassionally I go to her IG and rub myself to one of her sexy photos, and thinking that I have fuckd this babe really makes me feel good. Hahah. WIll probably try her again soon.

Gayani. A. K. A. Jennifer, S, Swedish Mix A total package (Everyone Knows her).

Her profile on MR all her pics are super accurate! She will also send you others and do a video verification showing her face if you are genuine and ask her.

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...cation=Colombo

As you may all already know, she is an Instagram Model, Half Sri Lanka half Swedish, moved here a few years ago. She is 5'7, amazing tan, because she spends a lot of time on the beach and traveling. Amazing body, sweet face! Figure is a perfect figure 8, legs that go to heaven and perfect lips to kiss! Women like these are a rare sighting in Sri Lanka! National treasure!

So, I'm straight up giving her a 5-star review to clear any doubts which may have lingered despite her other good reviews. She deserves it! (Read more and you will see why. Then you can decide).

Like Tehani, she has been another regular of mine for some time now. I generally pull-out most of the stops when I meet her. I always have her for a Full Night. 150 K a pop but fully worth it! 300 K if you want her for 24 hrs. So this is from an encounter which happened around April 2023. (For your evaluation and consideration only).

It takes her 2 hrs to get to Colombo by Bus! So, I get her to make it by 5. 30 PM latest and leave at 9. 30 AM the next day (usually on weekends or Fridays). Most of our meets have stuck to this timeline! (There was a review about her smelling weird that I saw, I feel she should get a pass, because you have to give the lady space to freshen up after travelling all that way by bus!

Anyway, she gets to the Hotel, we order room service dinner and drinks (juice for me. Order early for privacy), she only drinks White wine or Prosecco! She then has a shower (Sometimes I join her for some late afternoon delight before the main course, but I mainly kiss her in the shower, and look her over head to toe, she is truly a magnificent sight to behold). I'm going to get murdered the next time we meet because she made me swear never to write on this forum, she knows I'm on it, and she has issues with it! So if you never hear from me again. That's why!

I like my GFE and kissing is an art with her, you can actually get her to take you to heaven and back if you play your cards right and get her in the right mood! For the best experiences, you have to learn to get her to relax by setting the mood and ambiance. Laughing is one way, swapping old war stories while swapping saliva is another! We cuddled and made out for 2 hrs in the bathtub at sun set overlooking the sea, slowly sipping white wine (she at least)! That was a passionate highlight that I will probably take to my grave, the chemistry was supercharged that night! She loves physical pleasure and you've got to bring it, to receive it! After the 2 HR DFK session, she kinkily led me by the penis out of the tub, dried us both off and then led me to the bed, we kissed some more, I slid down her lithe body circling around her nipples with my tongue, never touching them, the teasing was so intense that she started moaning and asked me to nibble on them (her nipples were hard. Like small stone marbles by then). I didn't oblige her, kept up the teasing never touching her nipples for another 15 minutes, she started trembling! She was on her back her legs bent over the bottom of the bed. I kissed her thighs with butterfly kisses, the backs of her knees, and gently bit in to her the flesh. At that point, I just couldn't handle it anymore. I don't know about her. But almost 3 hrs of foreplay was killing me! I was afraid that if I didn't cum soon, I would have to dial 1990 and ask for an ambulance.! (of course, in hind sight come to think of it. I'm not really sure what I would have told the operator if I did. Hmmm). Anyway. I am now proper randy! Spread her legs. Spread her lips. And sucked on her engorged clit. She began literally thrashing about. I knew she was going to cum soon. ! The momentum built and her moans were soft, eyes clenched shut, lips parted, hyperventilating. And it built some more. Until She gasped.. And then she flipping screeeeeeeeaaaammmmmeeeddd! I thought the ceiling fell down. It was so loud that I thought the entire hotel would wake up and the management would be banging on my door soon to find out whether I was killing a woman in my room! Holy Craaaaap was that loud! I was stunned. Lost my entire thought process. And then sheeee started laughing. Uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes. She ended the laughing fit by saying (in her slightly pronounced accent.) "thank you darling I really needed that!" . Well, no shit!

My tuuurrrn. ! She started kissing my body all over, my neck, my shoulders, nibbling and sucking my nipples, massaging me as she went, turned me around and licked me down my spine, my ass (she bit my ass too wile licking. Loved that! Back up my thighs, she then gave me a heavenly ball suck for about 10 minutes, her mouth felt nothing short of miraculous with my testis in it. Warm, and her silky soft tongue flicking all over the place. ! She increases the momentum. She seemed turned on again because she is squeezing my shaft with one hand, balls in the mouth and massaging her clit with the other. Cock is now rock hard. Pre-cum dripping down my shaft, her clenched fingers, and wrist, and running down her cheek, she keeps going. (I'm sitting at the end of the bed. She's squatting under me, head between my legs).

Well that's it for me. She slides me into a condom, climbs up on me while I'm still on the edge of the bed, wraps her thighs around me, sending me deep in her. She sucks my tongue out of my mouth, while I'm really squeezing both her stony nipples hard. And 5 minutes later I explode inside her. She keeps going. And 10 seconds later she comes and collapses on me. Now she is not a super lightweight even though she is built like a super model!

We both go in for a shower, I'm a bit exhausted to be frank and still a bit out of breath. She washes me and gives me gentle kisses all over while doing her work. We finish in the shower slip on our robes, we then switch on a movie and start dinner and cuddle till the movie is done. 2 hrs later, she gets off the bed, stands at the foot of the bed, winks at me and asks "again?" and slips off her robe, I get her to stand, back against the wall on her tiptoes looking out of the window at the ocean, Kiss her lips, and slide my tongue all the way down between her breasts, past her naval between her thighs and begin to eat her, she was already wet, and now its dripping down my chin, her legs start shivering and she starts to ever so slightly start to moan because she is clenching everything really tight while standing nearly spread eagled on her tiptoes, the strain gets intense, she began to wobble, she wobbles again and to stop her fall she catches my head between her legs like a damned cold press and she comes again shuddering and holding my head in place. This time relatively quietly unlike last time.

I crawl back to the bed; head is spinning because of what she just did to my head with her thighs! She asks me what I would like her to do, I said I wanted her to ride me. Roughly! She then slid on the condom, lubed my cock up, brought her pussy within an inch from my face, lubed her two fingers gave me a dirty little smile. And slid them up her pussy slowly for me to see, that sultry-slutty look on her face when she did it was priceless (absolute gold) . Immediate super hardon! She then slid me into her, rode me cow girl, reverse cow girl, squatting, rinse and repeat. She went fast and furious, the lube was a super idea because it was heating up inside her while making everything twice as slippery and it was quite thick. Sometime later she said "baby I'm getting tired" but I couldn't speak because I was ready to blast her into the ceiling when I came. That Bed. Oh maaannnn solid bed, yet she still managed to make it rock and thump the concrete ground with force! The girl is strong!

I blew my load, shot as much as there was in me. Whatever that was left) and I think I passed out. Because the next thing I know it was morning, light was just breaking over the horizon of the sea. I opened my eyes feeling some wild sensations. Thought I was having a wet dream. Buuut nope. She had already woken up, brushed her teeth, and was back under the covers licking my asshole up to my balls and back and forth (really thick wet hot licks) . And she said good morning raising her eyebrows with a bit of a mischievous smirk. I just groaned and closed my eyes! She kept at it. Around 15 minutes later I told her to stop and put me out of my misery. She then slid on a condom. Stuck her butt in my face, sat on it 69 and started blowing me! After about 8 or 9 minutes she slid me into her, and rode me. Just before I came. I pulled out, got her on all fours and went doggy. God damn. I came first. But she then put her hands behind her leaned back held my waist with her hands while on her knees and kept slamming into me until she came. We both collapsed for about 15 minutes panting. This time I got to pass out on top of her ahahaha! Now that's the best way anyone has ever woken me up in the morning!

I brushed my teeth, she made a call to a friend, then we had a wash kissed more in the shower. Ordered room service (the hotel staff now thinks she's my wife. I'm guessing that charade won't last long she says she avoids that hotel on her other outings!) ha ha ha ha.

She ate and left! Back on the bus!

I've had quite a few encounters with our girl, I once took her out for dinner and dancing. I got to watch her make out with another stunning Russian chick at a casino that night. But that's a story for another time. I have a major blasting coming my way, with some major backlash for doing this on this forum. And I risked it all so that the brotherhood can freely enjoy good quality lays without doubt. I know I have benefitted from other's experiences here, so I shall not be serfish! If you do make an appointment with her be good to her, treat her like a lady (remember she is not a machine no matter how much cash you throw at her) . Gorgeous high quality creatures like these are hard to find! So please don't mess her up!

Also pray for me! Because she might just blacklist me ha ha ha ha. at G. S. are. Now, if you're reading this, for god sake don't get mad! Wink!

5 - Stars all the way 11/10 Everything!

Nothing in this review was fabricated or embellished. It was told like it happened!

All right chaps I'm done! So good night and good luck!

[Randy69]

More like Pirate Teesha!

Her profile on MR (Pictures are super misleading at best).

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...rincess-teesha

Where to begin with this one. Ture to the other reviews, she is not an escort, she's an out and out hooker! I think she has someone managing her and sometimes texting on her behalf. Her English isn't good either.



Until next time! Hasta la vista boys!

Hi Uncle D:

Thank you for all your effort in supporting the forum. It is really appreciated.

[CdmSL]

Gayani. A. K. A. Jennifer, S, Swedish Mix A total package (Everyone Knows her).

Her profile on MR all her pics are super accurate! She will also send you others and do a video verification showing her face if you are genuine and ask her.

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...cation=Colombo

As you may all already know, she is an Instagram Model, Half Sri Lanka half Swedish, moved here a few years ago. She is 5'7, amazing tan, because she spends a lot of time on the beach and traveling. Amazing body, sweet face! Figure is a perfect figure 8, legs that go to heaven and perfect lips to kiss! Women like these are a rare sighting in Sri Lanka! National treasure!

So, I'm straight up giving her a 5-star review to clear any doubts which may have lingered despite her other good reviews. She deserves it! (Read more and you will see why. Then you can decide).

Like Tehani, she has been another regular of mine for some time now. I generally pull-out most of the stops when I meet her. I always have her for a Full Night. 150 K a pop but fully worth it! 300 K if you want her for 24 hrs. So this is from an encounter which happened around April 2023. (For your evaluation and consideration only).

It takes her 2 hrs to get to Colombo by Bus! So, I get her to make it by 5. 30 PM latest and leave at 9. 30 AM the next day (usually on weekends or Fridays). Most of our meets have stuck to this timeline! (There was a review about her smelling weird that I saw, I feel she should get a pass, because you have to give the lady space to freshen up after travelling all that way by bus!

Anyway, she gets to the Hotel, we order room service dinner and drinks (juice for me. Order early for privacy), she only drinks White wine or Prosecco! She then has a shower (Sometimes I join her for some late afternoon delight before the main course, but I mainly kiss her in the shower, and look her over head to toe, she is truly a magnificent sight to behold). I'm going to get murdered the next time we meet because she made me swear never to write on this forum, she knows I'm on it, and she has issues with it! So if you never hear from me again. That's why!

I like my GFE and kissing is an art with her, you can actually get her to take you to heaven and back if you play your cards right and get her in the right mood! For the best experiences, you have to learn to get her to relax by setting the mood and ambiance. Laughing is one way, swapping old war stories while swapping saliva is another! We cuddled and made out for 2 hrs in the bathtub at sun set overlooking the sea, slowly sipping white wine (she at least)! That was a passionate highlight that I will probably take to my grave, the chemistry was supercharged that night! She loves physical pleasure and you've got to bring it, to receive it! After the 2 HR DFK session, she kinkily led me by the penis out of the tub, dried us both off and then led me to the bed, we kissed some more, I slid down her lithe body circling around her nipples with my tongue, never touching them, the teasing was so intense that she started moaning and asked me to nibble on them (her nipples were hard. Like small stone marbles by then). I didn't oblige her, kept up the teasing never touching her nipples for another 15 minutes, she started trembling! She was on her back her legs bent over the bottom of the bed. I kissed her thighs with butterfly kisses, the backs of her knees, and gently bit in to her the flesh. At that point, I just couldn't handle it anymore. I don't know about her. But almost 3 hrs of foreplay was killing me! I was afraid that if I didn't cum soon, I would have to dial 1990 and ask for an ambulance.! (of course, in hind sight come to think of it. I'm not really sure what I would have told the operator if I did. Hmmm). Anyway. I am now proper randy! Spread her legs. Spread her lips. And sucked on her engorged clit. She began literally thrashing about. I knew she was going to cum soon. ! The momentum built and her moans were soft, eyes clenched shut, lips parted, hyperventilating. And it built some more. Until She gasped.. And then she flipping screeeeeeeeaaaammmmmeeeddd! I thought the ceiling fell down. It was so loud that I thought the entire hotel would wake up and the management would be banging on my door soon to find out whether I was killing a woman in my room! Holy Craaaaap was that loud! I was stunned. Lost my entire thought process. And then sheeee started laughing. Uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes. She ended the laughing fit by saying (in her slightly pronounced accent.) "thank you darling I really needed that!" . Well, no shit!

My tuuurrrn. ! She started kissing my body all over, my neck, my shoulders, nibbling and sucking my nipples, massaging me as she went, turned me around and licked me down my spine, my ass (she bit my ass too wile licking. Loved that! Back up my thighs, she then gave me a heavenly ball suck for about 10 minutes, her mouth felt nothing short of miraculous with my testis in it. Warm, and her silky soft tongue flicking all over the place. ! She increases the momentum. She seemed turned on again because she is squeezing my shaft with one hand, balls in the mouth and massaging her clit with the other. Cock is now rock hard. Pre-cum dripping down my shaft, her clenched fingers, and wrist, and running down her cheek, she keeps going. (I'm sitting at the end of the bed. She's squatting under me, head between my legs).

Well that's it for me. She slides me into a condom, climbs up on me while I'm still on the edge of the bed, wraps her thighs around me, sending me deep in her. She sucks my tongue out of my mouth, while I'm really squeezing both her stony nipples hard. And 5 minutes later I explode inside her. She keeps going. And 10 seconds later she comes and collapses on me. Now she is not a super lightweight even though she is built like a super model!

We both go in for a shower, I'm a bit exhausted to be frank and still a bit out of breath. She washes me and gives me gentle kisses all over while doing her work. We finish in the shower slip on our robes, we then switch on a movie and start dinner and cuddle till the movie is done. 2 hrs later, she gets off the bed, stands at the foot of the bed, winks at me and asks "again?" and slips off her robe, I get her to stand, back against the wall on her tiptoes looking out of the window at the ocean, Kiss her lips, and slide my tongue all the way down between her breasts, past her naval between her thighs and begin to eat her, she was already wet, and now its dripping down my chin, her legs start shivering and she starts to ever so slightly start to moan because she is clenching everything really tight while standing nearly spread eagled on her tiptoes, the strain gets intense, she began to wobble, she wobbles again and to stop her fall she catches my head between her legs like a damned cold press and she comes again shuddering and holding my head in place. This time relatively quietly unlike last time.

I crawl back to the bed; head is spinning because of what she just did to my head with her thighs! She asks me what I would like her to do, I said I wanted her to ride me. Roughly! She then slid on the condom, lubed my cock up, brought her pussy within an inch from my face, lubed her two fingers gave me a dirty little smile. And slid them up her pussy slowly for me to see, that sultry-slutty look on her face when she did it was priceless (absolute gold) . Immediate super hardon! She then slid me into her, rode me cow girl, reverse cow girl, squatting, rinse and repeat. She went fast and furious, the lube was a super idea because it was heating up inside her while making everything twice as slippery and it was quite thick. Sometime later she said "baby I'm getting tired" but I couldn't speak because I was ready to blast her into the ceiling when I came. That Bed. Oh maaannnn solid bed, yet she still managed to make it rock and thump the concrete ground with force! The girl is strong!

I blew my load, shot as much as there was in me. Whatever that was left) and I think I passed out. Because the next thing I know it was morning, light was just breaking over the horizon of the sea. I opened my eyes feeling some wild sensations. Thought I was having a wet dream. Buuut nope. She had already woken up, brushed her teeth, and was back under the covers licking my asshole up to my balls and back and forth (really thick wet hot licks) . And she said good morning raising her eyebrows with a bit of a mischievous smirk. I just groaned and closed my eyes! She kept at it. Around 15 minutes later I told her to stop and put me out of my misery. She then slid on a condom. Stuck her butt in my face, sat on it 69 and started blowing me! After about 8 or 9 minutes she slid me into her, and rode me. Just before I came. I pulled out, got her on all fours and went doggy. God damn. I came first. But she then put her hands behind her leaned back held my waist with her hands while on her knees and kept slamming into me until she came. We both collapsed for about 15 minutes panting. This time I got to pass out on top of her ahahaha! Now that's the best way anyone has ever woken me up in the morning!

I brushed my teeth, she made a call to a friend, then we had a wash kissed more in the shower. Ordered room service (the hotel staff now thinks she's my wife. I'm guessing that charade won't last long she says she avoids that hotel on her other outings!) ha ha ha ha.

She ate and left! Back on the bus!

I've had quite a few encounters with our girl, I once took her out for dinner and dancing. I got to watch her make out with another stunning Russian chick at a casino that night. But that's a story for another time. I have a major blasting coming my way, with some major backlash for doing this on this forum. And I risked it all so that the brotherhood can freely enjoy good quality lays without doubt. I know I have benefitted from other's experiences here, so I shall not be serfish! If you do make an appointment with her be good to her, treat her like a lady (remember she is not a machine no matter how much cash you throw at her) . Gorgeous high quality creatures like these are hard to find! So please don't mess her up!

Also pray for me! Because she might just blacklist me ha ha ha ha. at G. S. are. Now, if you're reading this, for god sake don't get mad! Wink!

5 - Stars all the way 11/10 Everything!

Nothing in this review was fabricated or embellished. It was told like it happened!

All right chaps I'm done! So good night and good luck!

Who's the Tehani you've mentioned here?

I don't recall seeing anything about her anywhere? Could you let me know?

Thanks in advance.

[Uncle Doger]

More like Pirate Teesha!

Her profile on MR (Pictures are super misleading at best).

https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...rincess-teesha

Where to begin with this one. Ture to the other reviews, she is not an escort, she's an out and out hooker! I think she has someone managing her and sometimes texting on her behalf. Her English isn't good either.

Visited her some time ago, (again because of the reviews on MR). Wasn't what I expected. Wasn't what I expected at all. And not in a good way! I think somewhere deep down somewhere I hate myself, and that is why I put myself through this crap.

Sooooo this was a purely impulse purchase. Messaged her. Chat. Chat. Chat. Wear some lingerie please, she says sure. Will see you soon. She gave me the address (now she will give you the correct street address and the correct location. But she will give you the wrong house number as a precaution).

Anyway, after that battle of having to find the correct numbered building. I get there. It's a bit of a rundown place. Subdivided condos with a courtyard and a roller gate. I believe her place has two entrances, one for regulars on the right-side staircase and one for the not so regulars on the left. (At least that's what I kind of gathered).

Took me a good 10 minutes to find out which entrance I needed to use! She called me and guided me. Me is already not a happy camper! I wanted to see her quick, I didn't like the look of the place. I also saw a couple of dogy guys walking into the next building in the compound. The main house. And that's what made me think that this is a set up for a hooker (Now remember I'm relying on the pics and reviews on MR and comparing it to what I am actually seeing).

Anyway, she opens the door. . my jaw hits the floor. She was wearing lingerie, a red baby-doll with some ugly underpants. Not a thong. Not a G-string. Literal granny underpants! She has a bit of a chubby face, nose stud, well-done eyebrows, and that's it. Her body pics on the profile look nothing like her in real life. She is fat. She isn't super fat, but she is quite overweight, so she isn't thick in that sense she's fat. This was not what I asked for.! (In short she is noooooo sexi cola! She also had zero personality, no smile, no small talk nada zip! Full on Robot!

Her place is rundown. The bedroom had an A / see but that was it, sat in her pantry on a dirty old sofa, she immediately asked for cash. She said she does do French Kissing on the phone and confirmed it again before the session. I wanted to have a shower. Went into her toilet. It was quite badly maintained and was falling a part. Someone had also pee'the in the shower. And it wasn't washed off! Gross!

Well, she undressed, told me to sit on the bed, kissed my chest and neck, I started kissing her neck and she said not to leave any hickey's on her. Oh ok. I thought to myself! I fondled her large breasts and tweaked her nipples. She pretended to like it.! I was just super turned off by then. She just put on the condom, and started blowing me, she kept spitting into the tissue every 20 seconds or so (I remember someone else had also said this), but did put some effort in to it. I was getting sick of this now. She spread her legs and told me to dive it. I was like. Errr oh no you don't and went in to kiss her. She turned her head away! I was like wtf! Thought to myself let's get this done and jet ASAP! Got her into doggy and started long slow strokes. She looked back at me and said keep it inside and don't pull it back all the way to the end. Sigh! I just rammed her 0-100 in 3 seconds! She moaned. Was fake. Some more "oohs" and "aaahhss" and I came, 30 seconds flat out of desperation to leave.

She took the condom off and disposed of it. I went into the shower had a bath. She has some shampoo but I took my own bodywash! Came back changed and waited for a bit.

Now, I ask her whether I could chill a bit (BTW had only been about 18 minutes since I walked in the door and half of that time, I had spent in the shower by myself! She said ok. Now I saw a review where the guy said her pussy smelled like condoms, he thought she had not washed properly. She had replied saying she never does back-to-back appointments.

Gentlemen. Now remember this well. I can safely confirm that she lied! While I was waiting, another car pulled in. She told me another customer had come in, I asked her if he minded me being there because my 1 HR wasn't up. She asked me whether I could leave. I said ok! (to be fair. I also checked to see what her pussy smelled like. It didn't smell bad though. Probably because it was still early in the day. ! now how's that for a mental picture! Yuck!

So she didn't have a wash, because she invited the other guy thought the other entrance on the far side. I was still there. She didn't have a wash.

All in all another dirty hooker busted!

My frank suggestion – 20 K for one hour one shot – you deserve better than this experience! So do your self a favour, instead of seeing her, buy a flesh-light, buy some lube put on some really good porn heat up the lube and go to town on yourself! Don't waste your money on her!

Having sex with the princess is probably like having sex with Elsa, the she wolf of the Nazi SS. The most emotionless mechanical sex you will ever have, and she will try to emasculate you!

Everything about her is intentionally misleading. Avoid her. Not worth the money, better to save up and go on a better ride!

My mission is to debunk all the fake profiles on MR. Hope I don't end up with some disease trying to do it!

Until next time! Hasta la vista boys!

[Uncle Doger]

Hi Uncle.

Thanks for all your super writeups. Funny and erotic.

However did we not have an argument about this girl (perhaps you were not in at that time) as someone "Exposed" her and she was upset about it which made other mongers upset cause it could ruin her life as her familly does not know what she is in to or something to that effect?

I am still curious to see this girl in IG.

Best Wishes.

DC.


P.S.: she should not be travelling by bus when she will be earning 150 in one night.

LOL Thank you for the encouragement!

Yes brother, she told me the whole story, she got into quite a pickle! She has some pretty sensitive issues going on in her life. (not my place to say) those whom she has told these to will know.

Her travelling by bus is one thing that really impresses me. Shows that she's thrifty, and Manges her cash well and that she is smart and independent! LOL one thing I don't like about her ha ha ha is that she is a bit of a slob. For instance she'll brush her teeth and leave the tube open and thrown on the sink! Ha ha ha ha I'm not a super next freak but some people may have issues with her level of messiness. Especially if they spend a lot of time with her like a date or tour may be. All in all a lovely happy go lucky, unjaded spirit! Hope she stays that way!

[CdmSL]

She got lot of 5 star reviews in MR site and this shows how unreliable these online sites are. I found that most reviews in MR are biased. I tried to put genuine reviews for few escorts and nothing got published since all are negative reviews. https://mr3.pw/female-escorts-in-col...-and-role-play this is Greshal Horanga. See the five star reviews. If you closely analyses all the reviews they are either from pimps or same set of people who has put reviews. Most reviews have common escorts for five star. All are fake reviews.

I totally agree with Ravi about reviews on MR. I found it very hard to post any kinda negative review on the site and it always got rejected.

[Destiny Child]

Hi Uncle.

Thanks for all your super writeups. Funny and erotic.

However did we not have an argument about this girl (perhaps you were not in at that time) as someone "Exposed" her and she was upset about it which made other mongers upset cause it could ruin her life as her familly does not know what she is in to or something to that effect?

I am still curious to see this girl in IG.

Best Wishes.

DC.

P.S.: she should not be travelling by bus when she will be earning 150 in one night.

Gayani. A. K. A. Jennifer, S, Swedish Mix A total package (Everyone Knows her).

Her profile on MR all her pics are super accurate! She will also send you others and do a video verification showing her face if you are genuine and ask her....