Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I don't understand much at all of why you do what you do. You complain about drunk women but continuously have them come to your place. You complain about the sex you pay for but continually have sex you complain about. At least 5 of your posts next week will be about some drunk woman you barfined or some woman that you had sex with that you didn't enjoy.

As noted before, I am posting about the exceptions. The vast majority can do normal sessions, and if I finish in 3 minutes, they are happy.

But, if you barfine enough ladies, you may run into the same type. A lady who wants to cum, but cannot. The ladies complain about old guys who can't finish, but don't want to stop trying. Same same.

[BionicMan]

Hi guys, this will be my first visit to Pattaya next week. I want to know which massage saloon can offer me best massage and sex. Also I like going out, have a drink and catch a girl.

Dors anyone have advice for me about massage saloons and bars for girl? Thanks a lot.

There are zillions of MP in Pattaya, one every 3rd-4th shop in any given street.

Once you hit the ground you will see what I mean.

Following individual recommendations is tricky as each one has his own, girls are ever changing, those reported 3-4 months ago might be elsewhere.

[BionicMan]

I don't understand much at all of why you do what you do. You complain about drunk women but continuously have them come to your place. You complain about the sex you pay for but continually have sex you complain about. At least 5 of your posts next week will be about some drunk woman you barfined or some woman that you had sex with that you didn't enjoy.

More a nut case than anything else.

Not even useful infos. Waste of bandwidth.

[Chan Chalupa]

I don't understand much at all of why you do what you do. You complain about drunk women but continuously have them come to your place. You complain about the sex you pay for but continually have sex you complain about. At least 5 of your posts next week will be about some drunk woman you barfined or some woman that you had sex with that you didn't enjoy.

Not to pile on but Hahahaha. No offense.

It would add more colour if he at least gives a little description of his barfine. Is it the 50 year old 200 pounder or the 50 kilo 20 year old.

P.S. He is against guys sending money from Norway. But in a way he is wasting his money too. Or so it seems to me.

[Horatio]

I don't understand much at all of why you do what you do. You complain about drunk women but continuously have them come to your place. You complain about the sex you pay for but continually have sex you complain about. At least 5 of your posts next week will be about some drunk woman you barfined or some woman that you had sex with that you didn't enjoy.

Hello. I like sex. The problem comes from bargirls who are not satisfied by 3 minute quickies.

If I wanted marathon sex, I would have a horny girlfriend.

If I am paying money, why do I have to service the bargirl?

[Explorer8939]

You don't! You are one of the few punters who is worried about this. If I'm with a girlfriend, I'll do my best to make her feel good. If I'm with a hooker, I primarily worry about me, her pleasure is secondary.

Ive seldom, maybe never, been in a situation where a hooker truly wanted the sex. I think the reason they push sex is to get the job finished. Thats fine with me.

Everything you write is true, but what do you do when the lady asks you not to stop for "5 minutes more", for 2 hours?

Its not uncommon for a lady to see me when she's on holiday, so time is not a factor for her.

I was lucky with the last one, she did have to go to work, so only had an hour. And at the end told me I could cum in her pussy or her ass, up to me.

[Bunky]

Took a motorbike taxi to MCLUB and was happy to see a few of the girls on their IG page were working that night. . . . I enjoyed the setting and the time there, but the two girls I was really interested in never came available. I left but will go back again. . . . Got a motorbike back near my hotel, but was disoriented as to exactly where I was. . . . Walked down Beach Road, and found a petite little firecracker in short shorts that agreed to 1000 B ST. . . . Fun first night and I will admit that I like it better so far than my last few trips to BKK.

For others planning a first visit to Pattaya, this is how to prepare. Read the forum traffic going back several months. Ask intelligent questions (in this gent's case, about lodging). And when you finally arrive give back to the group by doing a report. I hope Mr. Ryder will continue to write about his holiday. It sounds like he's off to a good start.

Bunky

P.S. Motorbike taxis are great for point-to-point transport. But they're a bit like the Star Trek "transporter." You get where you're going, but have no clue how you got there. That's why I've long recommended that all first timers buy and old-fashioned map to study before the trip and to use upon arrival to plan their days and nights. At the very least, spend some time in front of your laptop on on your phone looking at Google maps and getting the lay of the land.

[MongerHunger]

Dors anyone have advice for me about massage saloons and bars for girl? Thanks a lot.

Advice: Read the Fuggin Forum.

[MoonShot]

Hello. I like sex. The problem comes from bargirls who are not satisfied by 3 minute quickies.

If I wanted marathon sex, I would have a horny girlfriend.

If I am paying money, why do I have to service the bargirl?

Bargirls are not working in bars to find guys who can satisfy them. It is a job. They are working to make money. If you are working, would you rather work for 3 minutes or 1 hour if you got paid the same? They have young fit boyfriends to satisfy their needs. You are just a means to an end.

[MohdirFan82]

In Pattaya, you don't need to know much where to find sex.

As long as your pocket is full, the sex will find you.

Hint hint: go to beach road, Soi 6, Walking street after 5 pm, and Soi Buakhou, another hint buddy: if you see pretty girls sitting outside of massage parlor, they all will service you enjoy.

Hi guys, this will be my first visit to Pattaya next week. I want to know which massage saloon can offer me best massage and sex. Also I like going out, have a drink and catch a girl.

Dors anyone have advice for me about massage saloons and bars for girl? Thanks a lot.

[HorseTrader]

If I am paying money, why do I have to service the bargirl?

You don't! You are one of the few punters who is worried about this. If I'm with a girlfriend, I'll do my best to make her feel good. If I'm with a hooker, I primarily worry about me, her pleasure is secondary.

I’ve seldom, maybe never, been in a situation where a hooker truly wanted the sex. I think the reason they push sex is to get the job finished. That’s fine with me.

[Explorer8939]

What's your thinking on bargirls that get real drunk and want sex that you don't want? Can it be better to just pay them so they go away? I see you tend to go for that type a lot.

Hello. I like sex. The problem comes from bargirls who are not satisfied by 3 minute quickies.

If I wanted marathon sex, I would have a horny girlfriend.

If I am paying money, why do I have to service the bargirl?

[YumiYum]

Hi guys, this will be my first visit to Pattaya next week. I want to know which massage saloon can offer me best massage and sex. Also I like going out, have a drink and catch a girl.

Dors anyone have advice for me about massage saloons and bars for girl? Thanks a lot.

[Nixonbd]

Well if you have been buying her drinks the whole time, there is the money for her time. Why would they make a scene? You have been spending money on them the entire time. They do not give a care about you taking another chick. Time is money? Well if she was not sitting there with you, she would just be sitting in another seat talking to one of her coworkers. She is not doing you any favors that must be repaid. If you were at your local bar having a conversation with the waitress or bartender, would you feel that you have taken up their time, especially after having bought them a round or 2?

I'm talking about a girl who you have been plying with drinks and she may have the impression that you will bar fine her. Again, to each his own. Everyone has the "right" opinion.

[Dg8787]

How does the landlord know the key has been duplicated? If two live in the same flat it's pretty normal each one has a key.

Landlord can deliver two sets of keys and if one is missing at the end of the contract he can keep the deposit to pay for a new lock. He'd put a clause in the rental agreement.

That western logic does not prevail in some countries.

Landlords do not know if the key has been duplicated. Some tenants do not know the landlord doesn't know. Most tenants are too scared of getting caught. Most landlords live on the premise and might see the tenant using a duplicated key. Most mom and pop landlords are pretty nosy.