Pattaya Reports

[StupidFlanders]

Are there massage parlors in Pattaya that have anal sex on the menu? Like Tulip and Bamboo in Bangkok. That would be more convenient than randomly asking around.

[Ebauche]

Maybe a stupid question, and I hope I don't get slammed for asking. But on my bucket list is to be with a midget. Making my first trip to Thailand in November. Is there any place in pattaya that has midget woman. Like I mean legal midget woman.

No worries mate. A midget and identical twins are some of the few items on my bucket list of depravity.

Identical twin midgets? Is that even a statistical possibility?

There is not a "legal" definition, but dwarfism is typically used for anyone standing under 4'10" / 147 cm.

[RakSopheni]

Just got back to Pattaya last night- was traveling in Thailand and Indonesia for a few weeks. Just walking around Buakhao things look noticeably quieter in that short time.

[Explorer8939]

A Public Service message for mongers here:

IF YOU THINK A BARGIRL LOVES YOU, get a grip! If you believe her, you are in for a world of hurt.

I can't tell you how many times a bargirl next to me has videochatted with her "boyfriend" before sex with me.

Almost every bargirl has a Significant Other, those who don't are asexual. I don't care how old they are, whether they have any customers, if they can fuck, they have a boyfriend.

Imagine that you haven't fucked for weeks, and now you have a naked go-go dancer in front of you. That's how bargirls think about young Thai men ALL THE TIME.

AND DON'T SEND MONEY TO A BARGIRL! Rule of Life: never pay money to a lady when you are not there, it gives her a financial incentive to not want you around. Yes, there are low intellect types who pay money to a bargirl year round to reserve 2 weeks with her over Christmas. Really? Maybe if they weren't sending their salary to a bargirl, they could afford to go to Pattaya during Low Season.

In Thailand, ladies want to give money to their honey. Most can't, but bargirls do have money, and will give it to their honey even before sending money home for the kids Mom is looking after. The Thai boyfriend always comes first.

Customers come last, no matter how good you are to the bargirl.

Get a grip!

[Nixonbd]

Maybe a stupid question, and I hope I don't get slammed for asking. But on my bucket list is to be with a midget. Making my first trip to Thailand in November. Is there any place in pattaya that has midget woman. Like I mean legal midget woman.

Thai girls on their knees all look like midgets.

[Explorer8939]

I thought the 3 Day Rule exists to protect the monger. No girl is going to say, "You cannot barfine me again because you've barfined me 3 days already. ".

The girl might refuse a repeat barfine the next day if you treated her badly.

There are many reasons the 3 Day rule exists.

I am just pointing out that many bargirls don't have the ability to handle a customer for 3 days.

One lady I know is great for an overnighter, but for 3 days, her performance declines every night. That is very common.

[Explorer8939]

I would think if MaggIe May too small, Club Fate is bigger?

Club Fate is much larger than Maggie Mays.

[Explorer8939]

For sure I'll give it a try. Didn't even go in last time and the YouTube videos and its FB page look fun. Mix of agogo and club but I don't think it has any pool table?

Club Fate has a pool table.

[PayForIt]

Club Fate on Soi Boomerang meets your requirements.

For sure I'll give it a try. Didn't even go in last time and the YouTube videos and its FB page look fun. Mix of agogo and club but I don't think it has any pool table?

[Chan Chalupa]

Maybe a stupid question, and I hope I don't get slammed for asking. But on my bucket list is to be with a midget. Making my first trip to Thailand in November. Is there any place in pattaya that has midget woman. Like I mean legal midget woman.

Soi 6 Midget's.

There was one very small girl last week. She stood out among Giants.

Don't know if was technically a Midget.

Not a looker. Hahaha.

[Paolo99]

Instead of going to another Soi 6 bar, I choose another girl at Red Point. Maybe it is my goal to fuck every single one of them.

Thanks for these reports on soi 6 girls.

If you fancy the RedPoint bar, there is a nice one if you want to try her.

She might be the girl sitting behind the fat girl standing with the yellow dress (the girl masking her face with her hand) at the minute 7.20 on your video.

English is OK, late twenties, small and tiny with great firm ass (silicone boobs, not the best ones), face is ok and very cute.

I've had a few great sessions with her in May, I won't give too much details about her to keep her privacy but I was very satisfied with her, you might try her if you like slim girls (but she is short).

[Paolo99]

Maybe a stupid question, and I hope I don't get slammed for asking. But on my bucket list is to be with a midget. Making my first trip to Thailand in November. Is there any place in pattaya that has midget woman. Like I mean legal midget woman.

There was one in the "unreal bar" in soi LK in May, don't know if she is still around.

Beware she is the opposite of what one would call a standard pretty Thai woman.

[CIMguy]

Maybe a stupid question, and I hope I don't get slammed for asking. But on my bucket list is to be with a midget. Making my first trip to Thailand in November. Is there any place in pattaya that has midget woman. Like I mean legal midget woman.

On Thai friendly, if you set up an account, you can search by height. I had one girl who was like 4'6" the last time I was in Pattaya. Her name was Mint, I believe (with a number attached because there are so many Mints). Really cute girl with blonde hair. I tried to see her again, but she got covid and was in the hospital for a while. Not great service, but good enough to repeat. I remember cleaning my cum from all over her back with a clean towel. She gave me a really sweet "thank you" when I was done.

Anyway, that would be my approach, depending on what size girl you are looking for.

[Cbear13]

Maybe a stupid question, and I hope I don't get slammed for asking. But on my bucket list is to be with a midget. Making my first trip to Thailand in November. Is there any place in pattaya that has midget woman. Like I mean legal midget woman.

[Bam Boom Bam]

This time, I go back to Red Point looking for Posh Girl. I even enter inside and ask the cashier if Posh Girl is working. The cashier says Posh Girl is not working that day. Instead of going to another Soi 6 bar, I choose another girl at Red Point. Maybe it is my goal to fuck every single one of them.

I will call this girl Modest Girl. She is actually quite pretty. But she is not young, maybe around 35 years old and gaining weight, like most Soi 6 girls. Since this girl is Modest Girl, nothing really stands out with her. But of all the Red Point girls I fuck, I find her to be the most ladylike.

Modest Girl appears in this video at minute mark 7. 17. She is the first girl sitting down seated closest to Toy Box. It looks like she is wearing a bunny ears hairband.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-KJQG0riv8&t=436s