Pattaya Reports

[Bam Boom Bam]

This girl works at Kawaii Bar on Soi 6. She is attractive in person and in the photo. Maybe not the prettiest. But once the clothes come off, she looks like a man. And it felt like fucking a man, although I wouldn't know.

We agree on 1,000 baht for her. Then out of the blue, she says she likes sex. I didn't even ask her. Apprently, Kawaii does not have rooms upstairs or they were all occupied that night. I had to wait 30 minutes and then they escorted us to one of the closed Nightwish bars, the ones with the shutters down. I always wondered why they had security guys standing outside when the shutters were down. Now, I understood. They were using those bars for their upstairs rooms only.

After shower, I see her body. She looks like a skinny man, totally flat-chested and a jungle down below. She gives me a half-assed blowjob. Once I enter her, I can tell she doesn't like sex either. She makes zero effort. And it really feels like fucking a man. After five minutes, I say fuck it and stop. I just want to leave. Fuck Kawaii and fuck Nightwish. They didn't train her properly or the girl is the problem.

As I'm leaving, I use google translate to tell her something because her English is not that good. I tell her, "If you don't make the customer happy, then you won't make a lot of money. " I get a blank stare from her. I'm not even sure if she understood. Maybe the translation came out strange.

After this experience, I avoid Nightwish bars altogether although I'm not sure how many of them are out there. If the name sounds like a Nightwish bar, then I do not enter.

A few months later, I'm on Soi 6 again. I see the Kawaii girl standing outside her bar. I expect her to ignore me after what I had said to her. But she gives me a big smile and waves. Maybe it's just her attempt at customer retention. I don't know. I don't think she is a bad person. But I do feel that she is very out of place.

Your mileage may vary, but I did not have a good experience with this Kawaii girl.

I hope others have a better experience with her.

[Chan Chalupa]

I had a look at the video and he covered good lengths, plus the guy seems to have good taste. Some of the chicks I liked, timing at 1. 30.47, 1. 54.42, . 5. 26.08 , 6. 29.10.

Feel free to comment! Nice.

I'm a fan of in real life Streamer s. But did you watch the whole thing or just Scrolled?

[Chan Chalupa]

1. 30.47, shop is Playpen, she said she is the girlfriend of the second girl that came to sit (couple), agree that the third girl has a nice face, probably specializing in Asians with a face like that.

1. 54.42, I fucked the girl that walk behind at 1. 54.14.

6. 29.10, shop is XS Agogo on Walking street, I find girl on the left very cute and funny when she talks too (she is number 456 at XS).

1. 54.10. . Girl sat in middle.

She Hot in my Book.

Any intell. Price and Friendly. I don't need Pornstar behavior. Hahaha.

[Explorer8939]

Clockwatchers!

Yeah, some ladies have a meter in their head, and rush through everything. They move faster than a normal lady, and they often "enhance" the proceedings by asking "you cum yet?

If a clockwatcher comes to my condo, invariably they will announce that they are hungry and nab a free meal. I guess they have time for that.

So clockwatchers are a big "one and done" for me.

[LittleBigMan]

Yes, a franchise.

There have been Pattaya franchises before, like Baku.

Glad it is their money and not mine as I said before thanks for opening and providing. The individual must have to lose because whatever the plan doesn't seem to be working or just bad timing. Never seen a franchise close before it even gets off the ground. Same with Baku, forgot the story with Buka on Soi Boomerang it was sold l just before Covid and he opened something else? Buka is also the guy who purchased the lease on the entire Avenue complex as soon as he did bang Covid hit. This was supposed to be the next Nana Entertainment Complex.

I've been around lots of conversations with wannabe owners I wonder at times how many came to make their money because personally some of them aren't very street smarts about things. I knew the guy who renovated the old location on Soi Diamond, Carousel spent a large sum for the things to run and rotate prior I thought to myself this guy is weirded at his soft opening listening to him talked with others as to why he had to do certain things got me to scratching my head. When someone uses excuses like " I have to " the definition is you are being forced. I use to hear this a lot growing up going along with my brother and his group to merchants in the community and asking for donations. The place didn't last 6 months after spending millions of baht finally the owner of the building found another sucker that wanted to rent the space. The new GoGo was something like " YES ".

I remember the first GoGo outside of the LK, called Rehab I think it was at the location of PlayGirl or close, soft opening said " he had to " he was asking bar fine of 1500 baht when the going rate at the top place Bacarra was only 600 baht. The place was packed the first night due to all the balloon chasers in the Baukhao area but I gave it 6 months the door would be closed then the word everyone was hearing then was " Agency Girls ".

They open and they closed I took a walk down memory lane to Soi 6 Sat, around 6:30 pm, and did two passes of course it is discussed endlessly looks the bars with packed with ladies I found a number to my taste but the Soi isn't what it use to be to my liking or standard but I believe there are more bars today than prior to Coviid. But again thanks to those for opening.

[Chan Chalupa]

So dumb question. What do people rather do there hotel or apartments, or houses. I always do apartments or houses on any trip I take, I hate hotels and learned most women like coming in to a nice apartment or house, makes them feel more at home and not a like a working girl.

I been looking at seen some nice apartments and even some houses with pools. But since it my first time to Thailand, I wanted to get some type of ideal.

1. Free Girls. Sure they like nice fancy places.

2. Pattaya Sexpots. I'm not sure they care.

Do what you want Bro. Hard enough finding a girl who doesn't think you are a Pervert. LOL.

[Explorer8939]

So dumb question. What do people rather do there hotel or apartments, or houses. I always do apartments or houses on any trip I take, I hate hotels and learned most women like coming in to a nice apartment or house, makes them feel more at home and not a like a working girl.

I been looking at seen some nice apartments and even some houses with pools. But since it my first time to Thailand, I wanted to get some type of ideal.

Most bargirls don't really care about where they fuck, as long as everything works. If the aircon is faulty, or there is a problem with the toilet, they notice that.

[MaxyBBJ]

I've been to Thailand many times before. I always found it hard to get girls into a threesome there. I'm talking about a threesome where both girls are interacting with each other fully (kissing, licking, etc.). I did manage to get girls to bring their friend with them but that's just being with one of them while the other is playing with herself or something.
I almost always deal with freelancers, rarely in bars.
I'm going to Pattaya in a few days. Did anyone here had a successful experience in threesomes in Thailand?
Thanks.

Yes, I had. But in Bangkok, not Pattaya. Never been there and so nothing to suggest. But I guess the method I used works in Pattaya too.

I have contacted MPs by Line / Telegram asking specifically if any of their girls do lesbian sex if I get the four hands massage. Some MP went for a straight NO, some answered I might get it but I have to ask to girls and give them a tip if they agree (I do not suggest to use this method, sounded a scam to me). But a couple of MPs gave me a straight YES and also wrote me the names of the girls couples who are willing to give this experience to their customer. And there it is!

Pretty sure the same strategy might work also in Pattaya.

By the way, I guess that if you hop all bars and ask specifically want you want, you might find also the same in Pattaya, but you probably need to spend more time looking for it.
Another way to get that could be to ask to the mamasan in gogo bars if she knows girls down to that (after offering her a drink or two), but this might cost you way much more.

Worst case scenario? Hop a cab and go to BKK.

[Nixonbd]

So dumb question. What do people rather do there hotel or apartments, or houses. I always do apartments or houses on any trip I take, I hate hotels and learned most women like coming in to a nice apartment or house, makes them feel more at home and not a like a working girl.

I been looking at seen some nice apartments and even some houses with pools. But since it my first time to Thailand, I wanted to get some type of ideal.

They like a comfortable bed and good AC; that's all that matters!

[GentileBear]

They do not care. They are there for the money. It is your vacation. Get whatever it takes for you to enjoy it.

Hello CBear13,

I agree with Mr. Enternational,

The ladies do not care. I assume you want to go on many dates and not just one for your entire vacation. I stayed in a less expensive place in Pattaya and it was all I needed and None of the Women care.

[Cbear13]

That's what I thought. I love a place where I can sit back and have a good cigar and relax. WOuld make it even better to have a cigar and watch some women swim around my pool. Hahah. Good dreams right.

They do not care. They are there for the money. It is your vacation. Get whatever it takes for you to enjoy it.

[Max Payload]

I've been to Thailand many times before. I always found it hard to get girls into a threesome there. I'm talking about a threesome where both girls are interacting with each other fully (kissing, licking, etc.). I did manage to get girls to bring their friend with them but that's just being with one of them while the other is playing with herself or something.

I almost always deal with freelancers, rarely in bars.

I'm going to Pattaya in a few days. Did anyone here had a successful experience in threesomes in Thailand?

Thanks.

[Mr Enternational]

I hate hotels and learned most women like coming in to a nice apartment or house, makes them feel more at home and not a like a working girl.

I been looking at seen some nice apartments and even some houses with pools. But since it my first time to Thailand, I wanted to get some type of ideal.

They do not care. They are there for the money. It is your vacation. Get whatever it takes for you to enjoy it.

[Paolo99]

I had a look at the video and he covered good lengths, plus the guy seems to have good taste. Some of the chicks I liked, timing at 1. 30.47, 1. 54.42, . 5. 26.08 , 6. 29.10.

Feel free to comment! Nice.

1. 30.47, shop is Playpen, she said she is the girlfriend of the second girl that came to sit (couple), agree that the third girl has a nice face, probably specializing in Asians with a face like that.

1. 54.42, I fucked the girl that walk behind at 1. 54.14.

6. 29.10, shop is XS Agogo on Walking street, I find girl on the left very cute and funny when she talks too (she is number 456 at XS).

[Cbear13]

So dumb question. What do people rather do there hotel or apartments, or houses. I always do apartments or houses on any trip I take, I hate hotels and learned most women like coming in to a nice apartment or house, makes them feel more at home and not a like a working girl.

I been looking at seen some nice apartments and even some houses with pools. But since it my first time to Thailand, I wanted to get some type of ideal.