Pattaya Reports

[BionicMan]

Why do guys assume that hookers work 24/7 and are always about money? Hoes like holidays too. Beach Road or the internet sites will be no busier than usual. Remember most of the chicks that are online and also work in bars are already connected while working in the bars.

And a question I like to ask is how many do you plan to fuck? If there are already 200 girls on Beach Road and 1500 chicks on the dating site on any given day, what difference would it make to your dick if on a holiday there are 250 on Beach Road and 1800 on the dating site?

Or even "just" 120 and1000 respectively.

[MartinFlevo]

With the Buddhist lent religious holidays anticipated 1st & 2nd Aug 23, these will be dry days with most, if not all, bars / clubs closed. Therefore I assume the freelance scene greatly picks up on beach Road, LK Metro, Soi Buakhao, etc? I also assume the online hook up sites (TF, Tinder, etc) break the internet? If anyone is in the know (Pattaya & Bangkok) please enlighten me.

Most will be closed August 1/2. Seems the police wasnt too happy about creative solutions before (open late, close early etc) so its now just closed for 2 days.

[Mr Enternational]

With the Buddhist lent religious holidays anticipated 1st & 2nd Aug 23, these will be dry days with most, if not all, bars / clubs closed. Therefore I assume the freelance scene greatly picks up on beach Road, LK Metro, Soi Buakhao, etc? I also assume the online hook up sites (TF, Tinder, etc) break the internet? If anyone is in the know (Pattaya & Bangkok) please enlighten me.

Why do guys assume that hookers work 24/7 and are always about money? Hoes like holidays too. Beach Road or the internet sites will be no busier than usual. Remember most of the chicks that are online and also work in bars are already connected while working in the bars.

And a question I like to ask is how many do you plan to fuck? If there are already 200 girls on Beach Road and 1500 chicks on the dating site on any given day, what difference would it make to your dick if on a holiday there are 250 on Beach Road and 1800 on the dating site?

[BlakTea]

With the Buddhist lent religious holidays anticipated 1st & 2nd Aug 23, these will be dry days with most, if not all, bars / clubs closed. Therefore I assume the freelance scene greatly picks up on beach Road, LK Metro, Soi Buakhao, etc? I also assume the online hook up sites (TF, Tinder, etc) break the internet? If anyone is in the know (Pattaya & Bangkok) please enlighten me.

[XXL]

Are you saying there are lots of Ukranian girls working at Sharks, Oase, and Palace(?) these days? About how many? Are they young?

None that I know of.

[Explorer8939]

A lot of ladies come to Pattaya to find a foreign "boyfriend". But, they don't intend to find a real mate, they are looking for a 2 week millionaire who will send them movie when he goes home. They want enough so they can go back to Isaan to build a house and live with their Thai husband. And they view the daily messages with their sponsor as their job.

Of course, some ladies can't leave Pattaya because their real boyfriends don't want to go back to Isaan (mostly because they can't see other women back in the village). So, maybe they do some freelancing to make extra money.

Bottom line: don't get trapped into sending money to a bargirl.

[Banana Boi]

Just go to Germany. Hit up one of the big "Hessian 3" FKK clubs near Frankfurt. Lots of stunning Ukrainians & Romanians.

Are you saying there are lots of Ukranian girls working at Sharks, Oase, and Palace(?) these days? About how many? Are they young?

[Explorer8939]

Another way to do it is to invite 2 ladies to your place and givem tequila to drink. That worked for me last night.

The only problem is that I drank too much tequila along the way.

[Ebauche]

There was a bar on walking street down one of the side roads with enough Russian and Ukrainian girls that me and my 3 friends all got one for drinks.

The Ukrainian girl was literally so mind-blowingly beautiful to me I'd pay $500 in an instant to experience it, if it was guaranteed that the money could buy me an experience like the top 30% of Asian girls give. But alas there is no guarantee of anything, to my understanding way too many women from that part of the world have the heart of a scammer if working in this industry. Because of that, I wouldn't risk more than the cost of a Soi 6 quickie. But alas hell will freeze over before a Russian or Ukrainian offers you anything at that rate, so it's all a fantasy to me that will never happen. There are better ways to waste my time and money. My friend somehow got his girl to meet us for dinner at no cost but the dinner. I don't know what her angle was but it was highly suspect, he never got to bang her. Again, just a waste of time. The amount of money men are willing to throw at them is way beyond what 95+% of us on here can afford, and the girls know what will be thrown at them for minimal effort and act accordingly. A poisoned well of sorts, you can't fix it. You can only go to their own countries yourself, learn the language, and stick to small towns.

Just go to Germany. Hit up one of the big "Hessian 3" FKK clubs near Frankfurt. Lots of stunning Ukrainians & Romanians. Apt to be more with the Ukraine economy in the tank. After peace breaks out, I'the expect Russians too.

[Turgid]

[B]Actually it is called a Threesome.....[/I].

I've heard it referred to as a ménage à trois.

[CaliGuy33]

1,000 baht will be the Going rate for Beach Road beauties till the end of time. No worries Bro.

Just like 600 baht ok Hotels will be available till the end of time.

Example. I stayed at ndtvi recently. His rooms are fine for 600 but I'm not so sure people would stay at $20 at nd over. All that quality and stuff.

I'm not so sure remodeling is the correct play. He said in a video that was the Plan.

My rule of thumb is pay more for daily hotel than daily ST. Really I'the say the two costs are at worst equal for me on the daily at around $30 to $40 max.

[Nixonbd]

That is called a train, not a threesome; unless you plan on getting down with the dude too. Threesome is when all 3 people have contact with each other. If you are only touching 1 of the 3 people involved then it ain't a threesome.

A "train" is when multiple men fuck the same girl, one after the other.

A MMF coupling is a "threesome"; regardless of whether there is any bi play. It could also be referred to as a DP; double penetration.

Multiple men taking on a girl at the same time (3 hole play) is a "gangbang".

I know my porn, LOL.

[Chan Chalupa]

I have zero interest in the aformentioned MFM threesome, but I do know that mamasan can be helpful in finding what I want. Be friendly and tip her for her recommendation (maybe 100 to 200 baht). It might take a couple visits (and tips) to get on mama's good side, but you can be rewarded with good recommendations and appropriate instructions to the girl regarding what is required in the room. I have had times where mama was disappointed that I didn't want the first girl she recommended, but she works it out because she wants happy customers who come back again and again. I have no idea why Chalupa wrote what he did.

On the topic of tipping, I always tip the hotel reception when the girl's ID is turned over. I want that person to have my back when the girl comes downstairs to collect her ID. This is another 100 to 200 baht tip from me.

I did write unless you know one and Greased their Bank Account previous they are pretty much useless. My editor might have failed me.

You wrote the same thing.

[LocalExplorer]

Because you can have a threesome with MMF or FFM. And in the FFM the girls may not get down with each other and just focus on you. In certain circles sexual acts the MMF is referred to as Split Roasting and Double Penetration. I am uncertain as to why the definition is so important. In a threesome the MM or the FF have to be bisexual in order to interact with each other. At lease that has been my personal experience. And before one of you nasty mother fuckers go there, I have am not Bi. But I have done plenty of threesomes where the girls are. But it really does not do much for me. Guess I am the selfish type. LOL!

It's spit roasting, not split roasting, and it refers to a method of roasting (food preparation) particularly associated with whole pigs. Double penetration is only when two men stick their dicks into one woman's vagina and / or anus at the same time (in any combination). "Train" as a sexual practice means men are lined up in a queue (line) of sorts and take turns having sex individually, this is stereotypically associated with one of the ethnic groups visiting Pattaya.

Let's stick to "threesome": "An instance of sexual activity involving three people. ".

[HorseTrader]

I read on this forum somewhere the way to make that happen is to tell a mamasan what you're wanting and ask her to help find a partner.

If you are like the guy in Bkk who knows mamacita intimately I wouldn't get my hope up to high.

A newbie will be recommended the Ugly Munters who get no customers. LOL. Hahaha.

Remember Mama's are they for the Girls not us.

I have zero interest in the aformentioned MFM threesome, but I do know that mamasan can be helpful in finding what I want. Be friendly and tip her for her recommendation (maybe 100 to 200 baht). It might take a couple visits (and tips) to get on mama's good side, but you can be rewarded with good recommendations and appropriate instructions to the girl regarding what is required in the room. I have had times where mama was disappointed that I didn't want the first girl she recommended, but she works it out because she wants happy customers who come back again and again. I have no idea why Chalupa wrote what he did.

On the topic of tipping, I always tip the hotel reception when the girl's ID is turned over. I want that person to have my back when the girl comes downstairs to collect her ID. This is another 100 to 200 baht tip from me.