Pattaya Reports

[Ebauche]

There was a bar on walking street down one of the side roads with enough Russian and Ukrainian girls that me and my 3 friends all got one for drinks.

The Ukrainian girl was literally so mind-blowingly beautiful to me I'd pay $500 in an instant to experience it, if it was guaranteed that the money could buy me an experience like the top 30% of Asian girls give. But alas there is no guarantee of anything, to my understanding way too many women from that part of the world have the heart of a scammer if working in this industry. Because of that, I wouldn't risk more than the cost of a Soi 6 quickie. But alas hell will freeze over before a Russian or Ukrainian offers you anything at that rate, so it's all a fantasy to me that will never happen. There are better ways to waste my time and money. My friend somehow got his girl to meet us for dinner at no cost but the dinner. I don't know what her angle was but it was highly suspect, he never got to bang her. Again, just a waste of time. The amount of money men are willing to throw at them is way beyond what 95+% of us on here can afford, and the girls know what will be thrown at them for minimal effort and act accordingly. A poisoned well of sorts, you can't fix it. You can only go to their own countries yourself, learn the language, and stick to small towns.

Just go to Germany. Hit up one of the big "Hessian 3" FKK clubs near Frankfurt. Lots of stunning Ukrainians & Romanians. Apt to be more with the Ukraine economy in the tank. After peace breaks out, I'the expect Russians too.

[Turgid]

[B]Actually it is called a Threesome.....[/I].

I've heard it referred to as a ménage à trois.

[CaliGuy33]

1,000 baht will be the Going rate for Beach Road beauties till the end of time. No worries Bro.

Just like 600 baht ok Hotels will be available till the end of time.

Example. I stayed at ndtvi recently. His rooms are fine for 600 but I'm not so sure people would stay at $20 at nd over. All that quality and stuff.

I'm not so sure remodeling is the correct play. He said in a video that was the Plan.

My rule of thumb is pay more for daily hotel than daily ST. Really I'the say the two costs are at worst equal for me on the daily at around $30 to $40 max.

[Nixonbd]

That is called a train, not a threesome; unless you plan on getting down with the dude too. Threesome is when all 3 people have contact with each other. If you are only touching 1 of the 3 people involved then it ain't a threesome.

A "train" is when multiple men fuck the same girl, one after the other.

A MMF coupling is a "threesome"; regardless of whether there is any bi play. It could also be referred to as a DP; double penetration.

Multiple men taking on a girl at the same time (3 hole play) is a "gangbang".

I know my porn, LOL.

[Chan Chalupa]

I have zero interest in the aformentioned MFM threesome, but I do know that mamasan can be helpful in finding what I want. Be friendly and tip her for her recommendation (maybe 100 to 200 baht). It might take a couple visits (and tips) to get on mama's good side, but you can be rewarded with good recommendations and appropriate instructions to the girl regarding what is required in the room. I have had times where mama was disappointed that I didn't want the first girl she recommended, but she works it out because she wants happy customers who come back again and again. I have no idea why Chalupa wrote what he did.

On the topic of tipping, I always tip the hotel reception when the girl's ID is turned over. I want that person to have my back when the girl comes downstairs to collect her ID. This is another 100 to 200 baht tip from me.

I did write unless you know one and Greased their Bank Account previous they are pretty much useless. My editor might have failed me.

You wrote the same thing.

[LocalExplorer]

Because you can have a threesome with MMF or FFM. And in the FFM the girls may not get down with each other and just focus on you. In certain circles sexual acts the MMF is referred to as Split Roasting and Double Penetration. I am uncertain as to why the definition is so important. In a threesome the MM or the FF have to be bisexual in order to interact with each other. At lease that has been my personal experience. And before one of you nasty mother fuckers go there, I have am not Bi. But I have done plenty of threesomes where the girls are. But it really does not do much for me. Guess I am the selfish type. LOL!

It's spit roasting, not split roasting, and it refers to a method of roasting (food preparation) particularly associated with whole pigs. Double penetration is only when two men stick their dicks into one woman's vagina and / or anus at the same time (in any combination). "Train" as a sexual practice means men are lined up in a queue (line) of sorts and take turns having sex individually, this is stereotypically associated with one of the ethnic groups visiting Pattaya.

Let's stick to "threesome": "An instance of sexual activity involving three people. ".

[HorseTrader]

I read on this forum somewhere the way to make that happen is to tell a mamasan what you're wanting and ask her to help find a partner.

If you are like the guy in Bkk who knows mamacita intimately I wouldn't get my hope up to high.

A newbie will be recommended the Ugly Munters who get no customers. LOL. Hahaha.

Remember Mama's are they for the Girls not us.

I have zero interest in the aformentioned MFM threesome, but I do know that mamasan can be helpful in finding what I want. Be friendly and tip her for her recommendation (maybe 100 to 200 baht). It might take a couple visits (and tips) to get on mama's good side, but you can be rewarded with good recommendations and appropriate instructions to the girl regarding what is required in the room. I have had times where mama was disappointed that I didn't want the first girl she recommended, but she works it out because she wants happy customers who come back again and again. I have no idea why Chalupa wrote what he did.

On the topic of tipping, I always tip the hotel reception when the girl's ID is turned over. I want that person to have my back when the girl comes downstairs to collect her ID. This is another 100 to 200 baht tip from me.

[YouCantSeeMe]

Actually it is called a Threesome.

Because you can have a threesome with MMF or FFM. And in the FFM the girls may not get down with each other and just focus on you. In certain circles sexual acts the MMF is referred to as Split Roasting and Double Penetration. I am uncertain as to why the definition is so important. In a threesome the MM or the FF have to be bisexual in order to interact with each other. At lease that has been my personal experience. And before one of you nasty mother fuckers go there, I have am not Bi. But I have done plenty of threesomes where the girls are. But it really does not do much for me. Guess I am the selfish type. LOL!

Threesome - "an occasion on which three people engage in sexual activity together.".

It's called a Devil's threesome if it's M,M,F.

[SoberHans69]

Unfortunately, Russia is off the table now, and Ukraine is dangerous. I did try Kazakhstan, but found no action.

Back in the day, I did travel to Russia many times, and used my pidgin Russian in smaller cities to go with Russian ladies for $20-$30. And they had a super work ethic.

But that was then and this is Pattaya. Now drinks for a Russian lady may cost that much. My advice is: don't go to Pattaya and look for Russians or Africans or anyone but Thai ladies.

Never been with a Russian but I've had five experiences with different black women between Bangkok and Pattaya and they've all been really good sessions.

IMHO, it's hard to find facially attractive African women but when you do they are definitely worth taking as on average they f*ck much better than Thai girls.

Always paid between 1500-2000ST, they might ask for more but can usually be bargained down.

[Mr Enternational]

Threesome - "an occasion on which three people engage in sexual activity together.".

That is exactly what I said. It would not be a threesome unless all 3 people engaged in sexual activity together. If each guy is only engaging in sexual activity with the girl but not with each other then that is just a train. If not, the only thing you would be doing different with the extra dude there is watching. Fucking a chick and watching another dude fuck the same chick is not a threesome.

[Mr Enternational]

Whilst Thais are working to make a living, support the family and have a home country network, farang WG have to earn money, live in an unfamiliar environment, bring back home money for them to live for sometime with little to no income. Not to mention supporting family. Farang girls are in LOS for a limited amount of time, so must capitalise their time there.

Where did you hear that from? Yeah they wish that they were capitalizing on time. Most of those chicks are slaves, just like when Thai chicks go to Bahrain. They have to bring back the money to whoever is holding on to their passport and paid for them to go there.

You have to figure that if they had enough money to travel to Thailand (or any other country) to sell pussy, then they would not need to go to Thailand to sell pussy in the first place. So they will ask for a higher rate because someone that is not them is controlling the price.

The chick I posted about in another thread that sold her nail shop in Pattaya and went to Bahrain said she has to pay US $5300 if she wants to leave there and go back home. She is not there to freely do what she wants. She is there as a slave. Claims she does nails and sells drinks there. Nobody in their right mind is paying for a ticket for someone in Thailand to travel to do nails. Maybe I just look stupid. But she definitely was stupid.

Frankly I do not get how they keep falling for the shit. Seems like one person would come back and say NEVER do that. But maybe one person gets some kind of commission for talking other chicks into going. You can see that she she went because her friend said it was good money. But bich if you already starting $5300 in the hole, what could be good about that? THINK!

Same with guys that think they are going to travel and because they are foreigners that free chicks are going to be waiting at the airport to grovel over them. As my buddy says, that country does not exist. Same as the country does not exist for poor people from another country to enter and magically all their money problems are solved. You got to think that if there is so much legit money to be made, then it would be the locals that are making it, not your foreign ass that knows nothing about the place and can not even speak the local language. They must be listening to too much Jesse Jackson when he said keep hope alive or Obama when he said yes we can. No bich, we can't! Experience is definitely the best teacher.

[Betong]

Threesome is when all 3 people have contact with each other.

To misquote Woody Allen, I don't like threesomes with men of my own gender.

[BionicMan]

My experience in Pattaya when talking with African girls is that they demand higher than average rates.

Makes sense. Whilst Thais are working to make a living, support the family and have a home country network, farang WG have to earn money, live in an unfamiliar environment, bring back home money for them to live for sometime with little to no income. Not to mention supporting family. Farang girls are in LOS for a limited amount of time, so must capitalise their time there.

[Chan Chalupa]

I read on this forum somewhere the way to make that happen is to tell a mamasan what you're wanting and ask her to help find a partner.

If you are like the guy in Bkk who knows mamacita intimately I wouldn't get my hope up to high.

A newbie will be recommended the Ugly Munters who get no customers. LOL. Hahaha.

Remember Mama's are they for the Girls not us.

[MongerHunger]

My advice is: don't go to Pattaya and look for Russians or Africans or anyone but Thai ladies.

My experience in Pattaya when talking with African girls is that they demand higher than average rates.