Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

What was I supposed to do? Her HAMSTER died and needed a cardboard box for its coffin! Poor little guy.

I was just emotionally distraught by the loss of a hamster's life. I know 300 baht is life changing money to some of us guys but in this case I had to sacrifice lunch at McDonald's and make sure this hamster had a good afterlife. He deserved nothing less.

A lady just sent me a message asking for 300 baht this morning:

" I got into an argument with someone in the Anzac bar and haven't been working for 5 days. And I've been sick for 3 days. Symptoms include fever and cough and sore throat. More tired today What I fear is Will asthma come back again?

I don't have any money now. If you are convenient enough to lend me 300 baht now, I'm very grateful. And if you're inconvenient, that's fine, I understand. ".

The problem is once a lady sees you as an ATM for free money, it never stops.

The best response is no response.

Meanwhile, I am in Phuket with 2 young ladies.

[Banana Boi]

I am sure that her Thai boyfriend appreciated you when she handed him your money.

Next time, you can cut out the "middleman" and just send him the money directly.

What was I supposed to do? Her HAMSTER died and needed a cardboard box for its coffin! Poor little guy.

I was just emotionally distraught by the loss of a hamster's life. I know 300 baht is life changing money to some of us guys but in this case I had to sacrifice lunch at McDonald's and make sure this hamster had a good afterlife. He deserved nothing less.

[Explorer8939]

3 some report from last night:

No interaction between the ladies, but they weren't shy. No prompting from me for them to have fun on the bed.

[Explorer8939]

You could also copy paste these two sentences each time a member reports giving money to a girl after fucking her.

Fee for service is okay. Giving ladies money for services rendered makes the world go round.

Giving ladies money for nothing is stupid. That's where the ladies may stop work, and just hang out in the village with their Thai husband.

[Chan Chalupa]

Absolutely Disturbing.

During my walk last night on Soi 6 I noticed several Bars with girls in T shirts. No way in San Jose is it possible to judge a Girls Body.

[Paolo99]

I am sure that her Thai boyfriend appreciated you when she handed him your money.

Next time, you can cut out the "middleman" and just send him the money directly.

You could also copy paste these two sentences each time a member reports giving money to a girl after fucking her.

[MartinFlevo]

Good I like Sharks. Used to be a regular there. Mamasan there loves me.

Haha Aon loves everyone! But if you talk about her. Yeah she is great fun! Same for Meena (left unfortunally) who was a stunning model there and enough tingtong to have fun.

[Explorer8939]

Someone asked me about threesomes, and so here are my suggestions for making it happen. Note that I never ask the ladies up front whether they will play with each other, in fact, everything a lady does with me is her idea, I never tell them what to do.

So, I start off with drinks, they will get naked when they get a bit drunk. If one plays with me, I will respond. Sometimes, its fairly intense, so I suggest we go the bedroom, but they will shower on the way.

Whether on the sofa or in the bedroom, I will invite a lady to climb onto my mouth for pussy licking. Very few decline, for some reason. That leaves the other lady next to my dick, and she will invariably show me her skills. Or many just jump on and smash my dick. I can't say or do anything, since my mouth is busy and I have a lady on my chest.

After a while, I will turn my attention to the lady on my dick, I will wriggle away from the lady on top, and lay the other lady down, getting ready to lick her pussy. This is when the first lady may get there first, and then I can take a break. No, really what I will do is to sidle up to the lady getting her pussy licked, and stick my dick in her mouth.

After that, there are many possible permutations, depending on the ladies.

But not all ladies will play like that, and I don't force them. So, there are fallback techniques. And sometimes if I am on a trip, the ladies don't want to play together the first night, but will the second night.

[Explorer8939]

I sent money to a cute, petite girl who works at an Amazon coffee a couple of days ago. Her hamster died so she asked me for 260 baht to buy a box at B2S to bury her hamster. I was so overwhelmed by her sorrow I sent her 300 baht, 40 baht more than asked. Let's see if I was stupid or a genius after banging her next month.

I am sure that her Thai boyfriend appreciated you when she handed him your money.

Next time, you can cut out the "middleman" and just send him the money directly.

[Chan Chalupa]

No lack of personal stories from me here. But I don't send money to ladies in Thailand, so no sponsorship stories from me.

I can't tell you how many times I have a naked lady on my sofa who was getting messages from lonely guys.

Here are some hints for newbies:

Don't send money to ladies in Thailand. It makes them think you are stupid.

In Thailand, ladies give money to their boyfriends, even if it comes from sex customers.

Keep messages to ladies on point (short): where and when you are going to meet.

It's a Blessing you don't spend excess money on Old Ladies with teenage Sons who don't like you. Hahaha.

[Mr Enternational]

I sent money to a cute, petite girl who works at an Amazon coffee a couple of days ago. Her hamster died so she asked me for 260 baht to buy a box at B2S to bury her hamster. Let's see if I was stupid or a genius after banging her next month.

See to me that is a red flag. What the hell was wrong with the box it was already living in? Next month she will be working in Korea.

[Banana Boi]

Let me tell you from the Heart.

Palace now have some Soi 6 quality on stage. Not the Baitoey type.

Good that means a certain someone won't drag me to Palace any more. When "cat ears, the Baccara one" and "cutest girl ever" went missing I found Palace unbearable other than to say Hi to "Panda".

Good I like Sharks. Used to be a regular there. Mamasan there loves me.

Don't send money to ladies in Thailand. It makes them think you are stupid.

I sent money to a cute, petite girl who works at an Amazon coffee a couple of days ago. Her hamster died so she asked me for 260 baht to buy a box at B2S to bury her hamster. I was so overwhelmed by her sorrow I sent her 300 baht, 40 baht more than asked. Let's see if I was stupid or a genius after banging her next month.

[Turgid]

An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand.

You think you are right about everything and if anyone deviates from your beliefs, you are quick to shoot them down.

Not everyone goes to Pattaya for pussy. Pussy might play a large role. But Pattaya does not equate to pussy. You wouldn't understand because you think about pussy 24/7.

And if you truly think that I wasted the girl's time, then between you and me, you are the clueless one.

That's telling him! I always say. You do you and I will do me. Nevertheless, with respect to advice I take the wheat and throw away the chaff.

[CaliGuy33]

Don't tell me what to do. I didn't ruin my reputation there.

Also, how do you know that the girl told everyone that I'm an idiot? It sounds more like a personal insult from you.

Where is your proof that the girl thinks I'm an idiot?

And no barfining? Tell that to everyone here. And not just to me.

"An egocentric narrow-minded guy like you wouldn't understand. ".

Seems like you're the one hurling personal insults at other commenters.

[Chan Chalupa]

I do not know if anyone remembers but this is a photo of Panda the 18 year old girl from Crazy Story posted a while back. Actually, her name is not Panda. I don't remember her name now. She might be 19 now. So if anyone wants to fuck a slim young girl, then go to her bar and tell the mamasan you want the 18 year old girl. But you will need a lot of money. And most likely, you will have to pay everything upfront. Now, where does she work? The answer is in the photo.

I speak for everyone. These type of photos are USELESS. LOL. I'm trying to figure out what kind of phone she has.

3 nights surveillance of Soi 6. Nothing and I mean nothing.

Sunday night. Glad to see the Hot girls entertaining Customers. Did they get barfined. I doubt it. Them Korean s not that Crazy.