Pattaya Reports

[PayForIt]

Excellent reports on Pattaya GCs.

My MO is similar, except I almost never use the onsite rooms, I take the ladies back to my place.

I think CaliGuy also asked this: in which case. How much do you barfine?

Also. As some of the GCs close early. Why would you bar fine rather than come to an arrangement with the girl to meet you outside later? I suppose if you are a regular at these clubs (and from your many posts in this thread that is entirely likely) you would not want to get yourself banned for avoiding a bar fine or two. But I would imagine many tourists would arrange to see a girl later without paying the barfine. Would still be interested to know what the rate is. Must be lower than agogos?

[Ibn Buttita]

Thanks for the kind words, it was good to recall the fun when writing these!

I was in town a bit too soon for the openings of Eden Lounge (the daytime GC at Escape Agogo in Treetown) and, and for Buzzin Lounge GC on Soi Pothole, anyone have any reviews on these? I obviously see a lot about these on the YouTube and Discord channels connected with the proprietors, but I was wondering about any firsthand experiences.

[Chan Chalupa]

Got turned down by You Know Who last week.

She is Superior Looker. Up close and personal checks out.

[AggieDad1]

No, never! But if a girl asks for 300 baht for a coffin for a hamster who can resist that? Hamsters are so cute and fluffy!

Sorry IBN I haven't had time to read your stuff yet. I'm sure it's excellent as always. Nice to see you back on the forum.

I would have done it. It is amazing what small gifts will do for a Thai ladies sex drive. I picked up a Thai lady in a bar in Hua Hin last year. While I was sitting there with her, an old lady came by selling lottery tickets. So I spent 100 baht on a lottery ticket for her. Her enthusiasm level increased 1000%. Well worth the 100 baht.

[Explorer8939]

Another "don't":

If you barfine a lady long time, don't let her take you to another bar on the way to your hotel. Bargirls will only take you to 1 of 2 kinds of bars:

#1: bars where ladies go to find customers. If you already have a lady, these places are usually boring.

#2: bars where the bargirl has friends, and she will hound you to buy them drinks.

If you must go to a bar with your bargirl, you pick the bar.

[Explorer8939]

My Thai girlfriend asked me to send her $1000 because the family buffalo is sick and the family is experiencing hard times. Should I send her the money?

You would think that a mature adult wouldn't be fooled by a request like that, but, in real life, loads of mongers get swindled by bargirls.

Especially lonely guys who go back home with fond memories of a bargirl and then send her money.

Don't send money to a bargirl.

Don't fall in love with a bargirl.

Don't buy gold for a bargirl.

Concerning marrying a bargirl, I know one lady who married a German, and went to live with him. But he gave her a month off for good behavior and she is in Pattaya, blowing her money on a couple of young Thai guys. And tomorrow, she is coming to my condo.

Note: I don't fuck bargirls who have Farang boyfriends or husbands, but I can have a little fun.

So, don't marry a bargirl.

[OktoberMan1]

Hey guys,

I'm trying to educate myself on the scene there, and the bar girl concept seems like a decent way to go.

Any recommendations in Pattaya for some lower bar fines, but good quality of women? Is waking street pretty much the only play?

I know there are freelancers, and I'm sure I'll try that as well, but I don't want to overspend before we even leave the bar.

Any advice is appreciated.

[CaliGuy33]

Excellent reports on Pattaya GCs.

My MO is similar, except I almost never use the onsite rooms, I take the ladies back to my place.

FYI, when a bargirl says she just came from Isaan, she might mean that she took a break from the bar to go home for a holiday, and literally just came back. But, I don't know "Ying" from Maggie Mays, so she either is using a new name, or is recently arrived.

BTW, there is no mamasan at Maggie Mays these days, one of the cashiers is sort of in charge.

How much is the barfine normally to take them to your room instead of using the onsite room?

[Banana Boi]

My Thai girlfriend asked me to send her $1000 because the family buffalo is sick and the family is experiencing hard times. Should I send her the money?

No, never! But if a girl asks for 300 baht for a coffin for a hamster who can resist that? Hamsters are so cute and fluffy!

Sorry IBN I haven't had time to read your stuff yet. I'm sure it's excellent as always. Nice to see you back on the forum.

[MartinFlevo]

My Thai girlfriend asked me to send her $1000 because the family buffalo is sick and the family is experiencing hard times. Should I send her the money?

I thought all trolls are busy on facebook these days.

[BionicMan]

My Thai girlfriend asked me to send her $1000 because the family buffalo is sick and the family is experiencing hard times. Should I send her the money?

Wait till her grandads breath for the last time, so you can maximise the support with just one banking fee for three contributions at once. LOL.

[Chan Chalupa]

My Thai girlfriend asked me to send her $1000 because the family buffalo is sick and the family is experiencing hard times. Should I send her the money?

I don't see why not. Is there a difference in paying old ladies with teenage Sons who only see you as a payday.

My post about Mr sins was in real time. 3 hours later he still at it-. Total Bill must be approaching 1,000 USA Dollars.

[Turgid]

My Thai girlfriend asked me to send her $1000 because the family buffalo is sick and the family is experiencing hard times. Should I send her the money?

[Explorer8939]

Excellent reports on Pattaya GCs.

My MO is similar, except I almost never use the onsite rooms, I take the ladies back to my place.

FYI, when a bargirl says she just came from Isaan, she might mean that she took a break from the bar to go home for a holiday, and literally just came back. But, I don't know "Ying" from Maggie Mays, so she either is using a new name, or is recently arrived.

BTW, there is no mamasan at Maggie Mays these days, one of the cashiers is sort of in charge.

[GatorAk]

I was winding up the night at Kink Agogo on LK Metro in early May, about midway through a 9-day Pattaya visit, the first I had been back in a decade. As I watched from upstairs the platform with the multi-girl lesbian tableau act descend to the ground floor, it occurred to me that this voyeur-ing was my most wholesome activity that day. Which makes the trip a success in my book, but my "want to have it all" mongering spirit makes me yearn for all the options that time and stamina made it impossible to pursue. Most of my past posts have been day-by-day accounts, but I'll put these trip reports together differently, by kind of venue, a bit like a certain Pattaya bar's discord site I had been devouring for weeks leading up to the trip, and since.

All great reports. Thanks.