Bangkok Reports

[EihTooms]

I will forever be curious about them deaf girls in front of Nana Plaza. Some of them were pretty hot, and there's something sexy about them' when they sign language to each other. Like any good hobbyist, I strive to fuck all kinds of girls. Young and hot, hot MILF types, every color, creed and nationality, pussy is pussy. Hot is hot. But I have never fucked a deaf girl. And of course Thailand is where you can get some. I wonder. I really wonder. Man, I got to try next time, but it's so out of my wheelhouse. I know, I know, it's a transaction like any other, but there's something sweet and vulnerable about them' you know, like you want to protect them and take care of them and stuff. You older fellas might remember that movie from the 80's 'Children of a lesser god' starring deaf super babe Marlee Matlin. Man, I had such a huge crush on her. Yeah, I bet fuckin' a deaf chick would be really hot. Cause they got that whole different way of vocalizing, yeah, I bet it'll be really sexy. Anybody here ever fucked the deaf girls in front of Nana, please share, thanks dudes!

Sure. I have taken 3 of them over the years. Last one was about 2 years ago. Of those three, one gave great service, exactly what I wanted and negotiated for. They show your the sales pitch for how long is short time and how much baht on their smartphone. So if you want more info or stated requirements than that, have your smartphone at the ready too. But she was apparently just passing through, was only there for a week or so.

The other 2 were disasters.

At crunch time, one pulled a switcheroo in the room, claimed her texted agreement for "no condom ok", exactly the way it is stated on the escort or massage shop service sites we discussed recently, BTW, was misunderstood. "NO! I meant if YOU have no condom it is ok because, see, I have one. No condom, no sex"!

She wasn't the first Thai girl who came up with that one or something similar at crunch time. LOL. Now you know why I think it is important and better if the site clarifies and uses more conventional terms for Real Sex Without a Condom so the service owners, the girls and the customers are all on the same sheet of music about what is on offer with no confusion about it.

Anyway, back to the deaf girl who pulled that Me Thai, Me No Understand "no condom" bit.

My counter switcheroo was "Oh, I see. Then thanks for your time, getting naked and taking a shower. Here is 100 baht for that and a taxi. Bye. ".

The third one kept her agreement for BBFS+CIP all the way to the point of entry but, damn, she was so dull in bed up to that moment, a total rag doll and her pursed lips, grimacing and lock jaw head turns to avoid any passing glance at a kiss was such a turn off I just decided to abort the mission and save my squirt for a much better girl.

Since I had neglected to mention anything about DFK in our little smartphone negotiation after she so readily agreed to BBFS+CIP, I did not reduce the agreed upon fee of 1500 baht.

I still see her around sometimes and every time I pass by she reaches out to stop me, begging me to take her again, pointing to her lips to suggest she will be better for me next time. I doubt I will ever give her a next time.

I got very close to taking one of the better looking ones there in the past year or so. Got her Line from my perch at the lookout point bar area in Hooters after she kept turning around to smile at me, then mock sad face suggesting I really should take her because "no customer". There was some back and forth until it came to her demand for 5,000 baht for short time if I wanted BBFS+CIP. I thought that was way too much for her so I declined. Not worth my time, squirt or money.

As always, YMMV.

The different thing about fucking a deaf girl is that they have never heard the sound of pleasure as vocalized by a person having sex. So the sounds coming out of their mouth during DATY or fucking is about as natural, animalistic and sincere as it gets I suppose.

[Nyezhov]

You might consider Thermae as the exception to this rule.

Not for me. But maybe I'm just an exceptional white guy.

[Nyezhov]

I will forever be curious about them deaf girls in front of Nana Plaza. Some of them were pretty hot, and there's something sexy about them' when they sign language to each other. Like any good hobbyist, I strive to fuck all kinds of girls. Young and hot, hot MILF types, every color, creed and nationality, pussy is pussy. Hot is hot. But I have never fucked a deaf girl. And of course Thailand is where you can get some. I wonder. I really wonder. Man, I got to try next time, but it's so out of my wheelhouse. I know, I know, it's a transaction like any other, but there's something sweet and vulnerable about them' you know, like you want to protect them and take care of them and stuff. You older fellas might remember that movie from the 80's 'Children of a lesser god' starring deaf super babe Marlee Matlin. Man, I had such a huge crush on her. Yeah, I bet fuckin' a deaf chick would be really hot. Cause they got that whole different way of vocalizing, yeah, I bet it'll be really sexy. Anybody here ever fucked the deaf girls in front of Nana, please share, thanks dudes!

I've banged one. It's fucking a quiet chick. No Japanese squealing is okay too.

[Chan Chalupa]

Time to Rate the Nana Plaza deaf girls.

I'd rate them Small and Not That Appealing. Usually Dark which doesn't help Thier Cause.

[Lcale1982]

You might consider Thermae as the exception to this rule.

LOL yea, I remember my last trip there a white guy was coming back to the middle where his friend was waiting and told him rejected again. Then "This is the only time I wish I wasnt white" haha.

[Werqweq]

Those that are fan of Thai massage, rather than that greasy oil alternative, may have ran into something called "nuad kasai", which to the less educated of us basically means ball/testicle massage.

Up on till yesterday I've been thinking there isn't all that much to this, except a slightly glorified wankjob. I have on occasion though met women who more obviously than others knew what they were doing, the best being a woman in Chiang Mai some 10 years ago. She obviously knew very well what she was doing, could explain it was to improve circulation and give more power, but I've never met anyone like that again.

Yesterday I was however wandering down Sukhumvit soi 33, looking for an at least somewhat pleasant looking woman for Thai massage. After a while I got the usual handjob offer (I have my own hand, thank you), which doesn't interest me much, and she wouldn't do BJ. We chatted a bit and somehow she mentioned "nuad kasai" ("nuad" means massage, "kasai" I had until yesterday been guessing means testicles, but now I'm guessing it means genitals, since she mentioned it can be done on women too).
Joking some more about this, she showed me her course certificate for completing a two day course in ball massage, which I display for my brothers amusement here.

Now, the woman herself said she was not very good at it beforehand, which turned out to be right, but I figured that if she has a license/diploma, it might at least be interesting.
Cost was 500 baht, though make sure you agree on this beforehand. She said if I wanted to shoot my shot too, it would be 1000 in total. Obviously taking the mickey of me, and I would not agree to pay more than 500, handjob and ballmassage included, but since I was only interested in the massage, I didn't care what she wanted to add a handjob.

She mentioned if I go to a hospital where they teach it, the location of which she showed me on google maps, it cost 2,500 per hour. I'm half tempted to go there just for an amusing experience, but I don't want to end up in the newspapers as "crazy farang goes to hospital looking for ball massage", as I don't really have any idea what part of the hospital it's on (reproductive problems would be my guess, but even then ...). She said both men and women go there.


Anyway, if anyone wants to try the shop is on Sukhumvit soi 33, name Kyoto massage. The woman's name is Da, around 30. The Thai massage was good, the ball massage was better than many other experiences, but if the woman in Chiang Mai was 10/10, this was only 6/10. Most others would have only been 3-4/10 though.

Book Thai massage (650 for two hours), then tell her in the cubicle you want "nuad kasai". Perhaps show her the diploma on your phone if she cannot understand your pronunciation.

[Montecristo]

So yes, long story short, you want to pick up chicks in Thailand? You don't even need to be rich or handsome, you just got to be white.

You might consider Thermae as the exception to this rule.

[Newton York]

When it comes to getting around Bangkok, I have just one word for you: GRAB.

Back in the dark ages before Grab, you got around with the relatively new at the time subway and metro, and God forbid if you fell into the nightmare known as the Bangkok taxi. And yeah, you could take the tuk-tuks, they still try to rip you off, but it will still be relatively cheap depending on what currency you brought in. But in this golden age of Grab, where you not only see who the driver is on your phone and their reviews, but you get the price quoted to you before you get in the vehicle and you can pay cash at the end of the trip, and they even give you your change back (just tip them the change). I almost exclusively used Grab on my 3 week trip last year, went all over to Bangkok's touristy spots, and it was so easy. And affordable. What taxis cost in the rest of the world, Grab in Bangkok is cheap by comparison. Gawd, I miss Bangkok. You fellas that get to be in Bangkok all the time, appreciate what you have. You have no idea how lucky you are. Bangkok is paradise, heaven on earth.

I recently had a quite of wait for my flight coming from outside Bangkok to BKK, so I dumped my bag in storage for 150 THB at the airport. After checking options close by I decided on Lovely Spa in Minburi. I knew how traffic is midday and toward school closure I would have taken a motorbike taxi. Not sure however where to find one in BKK but maybe head to Novotel or something and order them to pick there.

Fairly small place and six ladies with primarily 6-7 looks but overall young. It will definitely help if you speak some Thai since there wasn't much English. Think cost was around 2800 THB but had to check beforehand if sex was on the table. Not sure if this is common? Either way service level was good even if massage is a bit piano so will consider going again. The driver back decided to not take the paid express and despite heavy traffic it went smoothly. But I would like to ask is there any other options worthwhile exploring around Suvarnabhumi? I will have a few more rounds at the airport this year.

[Newton York]

I will forever be curious about them deaf girls in front of Nana Plaza. Some of them were pretty hot, and there's something sexy about them' when they sign language to each other. Like any good hobbyist, I strive to fuck all kinds of girls. Young and hot, hot MILF types, every color, creed and nationality, pussy is pussy. Hot is hot. But I have never fucked a deaf girl. And of course Thailand is where you can get some. I wonder. I really wonder. Man, I got to try next time, but it's so out of my wheelhouse. I know, I know, it's a transaction like any other, but there's something sweet and vulnerable about them' you know, like you want to protect them and take care of them and stuff. You older fellas might remember that movie from the 80's 'Children of a lesser god' starring deaf super babe Marlee Matlin. Man, I had such a huge crush on her. Yeah, I bet fuckin' a deaf chick would be really hot. Cause they got that whole different way of vocalizing, yeah, I bet it'll be really sexy. Anybody here ever fucked the deaf girls in front of Nana, please share, thanks dudes!

[Newton York]

Sadly, I didn't do the Huay Kwang soapies on my last trip, I just did oilies. I know what you mean, lot going around about the decline of them soapies. But last I heard, Nataree was back in the form of 'Little Duck'. Try as I might, I have not found any reviews about it anywhere, and I wonder if that too is closed. It's the same building and everything. I meant to try some soapies when I was in Bangkok last year, I mean I was there for 3 weeks, but man, I was just too busy with the oilies and massage places in sukhumvit, phrom phong, etc. Yeah, I know with Grab, Huay Kwang is easy to get to, but it still kinda 'feels' too far. On my trip to Thailand a number of years ago, I did experience Emmanuelle, and it was ok.

Yeah, a lot of the oilies in Sukhumvit and Phrom Phong have chicks in their 20's. Not exactly fishbowl like the soapies, but definitely a line up. Sadly, I have never tried fiwfans, but I have tried escorts, not from smoochi, but direct from the agencies, and at best it's hit or miss. And believe you me, they don't look the photos. I'd say maybe 1 out of every 3 kinda look like their photos. I wrote up on one of my reviews from last year on how this one chick from an escort agency, she looked almost nothing like her photo, it was borderline disastrous. Enough you could tell it was the same chick, but oh my gawd she was terrible looking in real life. I've had enough experiences, that I'm a little averse to finding chicks on the internet, be it fiwfans or smoochi or escort sites, at least with real life line ups, whatever the service may be, you can see what she actually looks like.

I used to live in Bangkok during the glory days of Nataree. Those were incredible times, I was there multiple times every week and the selection was abundant and never ending. Perhaps some of the most freshest, most beautiful girls I will ever have the opportunity to meet. So sad that Nataree is gone. La Belle, Colonze 2, and La Defense were occasionally decent too.

I am going to visit Bangkok later this month. I have not been back in Thailand since the pandemic, and I am certain things have changed. I've been reading through the posts here, and it seems like the happy days of the soapies is gone forever.

What's the best way to find fresh talent nowadays? Is it all online through FiwFans and Smoochi? Are there still places with a fishbowl and lineup that has girls in their early twenties?

I've been reading through the posts and it feels like the only good option nowadays is Fiwfans?

[Newton York]

Yes, there's no way better to sum it all up. If you're white, you can look like freakin' Danny Devito, chicks in Asia, South America and Africa are going to be all over you. Nobody's going to know if you're rich anyway, so long as you have enough cash. And if you're white, you're basically 'western' to everyone else in the world, doesn't matter if you're from the Siberian heartland. I remember this sad sack of a dude who was from Greece, second generation American, and he was bitchin' to me that he couldn't get chicks here in the states, cause he does look like shit, and I told him, see'Mon. Dude, I look like shit too, but I'm drowning in pussy, you know why? Cause I go to Thailand! Oh my gawd. Anyway, moron got saddled with an okay looking eastern european chick who already had a kid with some other guy. Another idiot who got saddled with some other guy's kid, just so he can have sex. Believe you me, I've fucked my fair share of eastern european chicks here looking to stay in the country, and yeah, I'll fuck them', sure as hell ain't going to marry them'.

So yes, long story short, you want to pick up chicks in Thailand? You don't even need to be rich or handsome, you just got to be white. Oh my God dudes, have you seen how many old, fat, balding, decrepit, half-dead, can hardly walk Danny Devito type white guys waddling around Thailand with young Thai chicks? I don't get it either, but this is the place for me to get laid cause Thai chicks have really low standards for the guys they fuck. And I'm a fat, ugly old guy! I fit the bill!

Be handsome, rich, and Western.

[Newton York]

Oh my gawd dude, if you like that, then you got to go see one of the chicks I saw at Thermae. To me, I had a terrible time, but you'll find her in one of my old reports from last year, I don't remember her name right now off the top of my head, but service wasn't good, and her Bush was just lousy hairy. The kind of hairy that yes, you can fuck, but there's no feasible way to eat her out. Just no way, but since you like that stuff, I would recommend her to you.

You have inadvertently given me a recommendation. I am always on the lookout for big Bush girls (my particular fetish). The phone usage and possible fishiness are a worry though.

BTW if anyone is looking for a small bar with a chilled vibe and 70's to 80's music that doesn't blow up your eardrums, try Sexy Night in Nana Plaza. A good place for a bit of a mood change from the full on-ness of Billboard.

[Newton York]

What you say is true dude. In my interactions with chicks in Thailand, when the conversation goes onto their experiences with other customers from around the world, in every instance, every girl I've met and I've met many in Bangkok, said they don't like Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, etc. They throw in something called 'malays' as well, plus arabs. Them's the way the cookie crumbles. They would state stuff like those dudes are disrespectful, cheap, borderline violent, hairy, etc. First up, regardless of your skin color, always be a gentlemen with these chicks, God knows their life ain't exactly a bed of roses since they're out there fucking us! And, for the love of God fellas, shave yourself down there. Every girl I've met, not just in Thailand, but everywhere, appreciates smooth and clean plumbing on which they can ply their trade. Granted, some Thai girls don't shave down there too, and I don't like that, but most Thai girls, do have it shaved or tastefully trimmed. It ain't your fault dude that your peoples are perceived like that, but you do what you can. Say, quick question dude, I saw this fascinating documentary about the caste system in India, how true is that in this day and age? Man, that is something, 3 thousand year old tradition of defining people by birth. I know life sucks here for a lot of people in the states, but for the lowest caste in India, it sounds like a real living hell.

Disclaimer: This post doesn't mean to offend anyone of caste, creed, colour or religion. It is based on my personal experience and observations as an Indian tourist mongering in Bangkok. Sent from phone: please excuse, brevity and any typos.

So I have been long wanting to travel to Bangkok from India for obvious reasons and made full use of this forum to find best massage parlours, go-go bars and of course the most suited accommodation. I am returning today as I type this post and here's what I learnt that maybe more relevant and useful for fellow Indians and Bangladeshis whom I saw in good numbers.

My Stay: After doing a thorough research I booked my stay in Ruamchitt Plaza hotel which is close to Asoke (Soi Cowboy) and Nana Plaza famous for bars like Spankey's where girls dance topless showing attractive breasts. Positives of Ruamchitt was that the hotel was clean and I only paid 5000 baht for 4 nights including breakfast. Of course the famous Thermae bar is sitting right at the bottom of the hotel. To add, hotel is close to Terminal 21 if one needs to shop and to many eateries where one can find all kinds of food including Indian options. There is a currency exchange counter right at the entrance of the hotel offering best exchange rate on dollar (35.13 baht) when I left.

Day 1: I reach the hotel by 6.30 in the evening though my Indigo flight landed Suvarnabhumi around 4. 30 pm. I had applied for E-Visa on Arrival so that was time saving. I had made bookings for KK at Wonder Massage when my flight was taking off from India. Earlier, I also tried to book Pam from Doki Doki, Kitty from Bunny Massage and Alice from Momo massage but heard from their managers that these girls were away. Coordination and booking with Wonder Massage happened over line app and it was a breeze.

So finally, there I am at Wonder Massage (8 minutes walk from my hotel) and I greet KK who is dark and attractive with amazing natural figure and big curvy boobs with perfect pointy nipples (kind I like). I booked Nuru Massage for 3000 baht for 60 minutes but the Jacuzzi was not worth it. The boob rub on the back felt nice but I should have taken a standard room just to enjoy this girl and that would have saved 500-700 baht for me. Sex was amazing because I was instantly attracted to her and I kind of eased her into a conversation as suggested by a fellow monger which opened the communication doors for us. She speaks broken English but it's much better than many Thai girls and she can be very chatty once you start asking her questions. But make sure to strike the right balance because she herself said she is a lazy person and at times she would stop massaging and only chitchat. Her massage wasn't great but f**ing her was. So that should be your sole aim.

After a long journey and having a good time I thought I will crash but I was amazed with my own stamina and will to explore so next I walked to Nana Plaza. I had heard about the girls dancing topless in Spankey's so I only entered there though there were options like Billboard and Butterfly. Got a drink for 200 baht and liked one of the dancing girls. So asked the waitress to call her and sit in the last row corner seat. Spankey's is a small bar and the there's lot of action happening on the dance floor. Most men sit in the front to watch girls up close but when you buy a drink for a girl and sit in corner seat of back row that's when you can feel the girl and enjoy the moment- both on the floor and in the lap or next to you. Luckily, my girl was tired after dancing, and she took this as break. She took 30 minutes to finish her drink so even though the waitress wasn't happy I kept pushing her back saying the drink is still not finished. The girl probably thought I will barfine but I had no intentions of spending 4000 baht on that. So, after having a great time with her I left Spankey's after 50 minutes. Yes folks! In just 400 baht I had the privilege to enjoy the naked dance and the girl which was totally worth it.

Bangkok is extremely humid and sultry, so I thought I am done for the day! Oh, but wait! When I reached my hotel, I was extremely curious to check out the Thermae bar. It was already 11.30 pm by then. I picked up a lady, but I will talk about it in details later.

Day 2: I was curious to know about sandwich nuru massage and I booked Nana and Wawa at Ola Ola massage at 10.30 am. It was 10 minutes walk from my hotel. My first preference were Patty and Whisky but both were away hence Nana and Wawa. I chose a 90 minutes nuru massage package which was a big home (6000 baht for 4 shots) in my pocket. I negotiated but there were no discounts and I was only offered Jacuzzi as extra complimentary which otherwise was priced 500 baht extra. Very clever! Anyways Nana was young and had a great body and boobs. Wawa looked much older than the photograph that was shown but they tried their best to please me. Again the boobs felt nice on my back and they had a nuru mat and then a Jacuzzi. I enjoyed the whole experience but it was nothing close to one watches in porn. So best is to avoid it and save money! The two girls tried talking to me and were not chitchatting between themselves which was my fear. I had sex with both of them for which I had to change condoms. First with Wawa but she was slightly old and had put on weight. So preferred to have sex with Nana and cum. The session ended with 2nd shot being a handjob from Wawa as Nana licked my ears and I played with her nipples.

After the morning experience I slept for some time, went to Bacarra at Soi Cowboy and got a drink. But these places are very different from Nana and I walked out after 20 minutes as girls were only interested in Japanese and Korean men.

At night, went to Thermar again and picked up a girl. Details later.

Day 3: Was bored of usual stuff so went to Analisa massage in the afternoon. Booked Luna for a 60 minutes of Tantric massage which was a mix of sensual massage, massaging my balls and dick, prostate massage and BJ and HJ. It costed my 2100 baht. Luna was extremely proficient in her communication and spoke good English. She didn't indugle I'm any conversation from her side though but patiently answered all my questions- a trick that I usually use to be friendly with girls. She's been with the establishment for 5 years and is extremely good with the massage. I paid for that I enjoyed it to the max. But Prostate Massage where she puts a finger inside your butthole and strokes your dick with another hand is not my kind of thing. Better to avoid it! But after 60 minutes of stroking my dick and balls, BJ (only with condom atleast in this place) and finally HJ l, I came like how! Great experience!

Day 1,2,3- Decoding Thermae Bar.

Ok, so here are some observations and tips not limited to Thermae but overall 'boom boom' scene in Bangkok.

1) Indians and Bangladeshis and others of darker skin colour are not preferred by Thai girls / ladies. In short, we are not their first choice. The reason I felt is because the way Indian bald uncle's with their round tummies, bermudas and chappals walk in and treat the girls is not appreciated. The young Indian muscular dudes with their beards and buffed up bodies could be desirable in India but the girls here call us 'King-Kong' and reject us outright.

2) What do I do- Dress properly (decent Hawaiians shirts, nice pair of trousers+ shoes and blend in, keep a clean shave and always keep my smile on and hands folded to greet them whenever I pass them or look at them.

2) Thermae Bar has 4 categories of girls- 'A+' category which comes in the bar at 7. 30-8 pm and disappears in no time. 'A' type girls who are eventually taken by mostly Japanese, Koreans and finally Westeners and they are confident that they will find takers. Now the 'be' type girls is what I am interested in. They could be slightly old (age group of 30-35), decent looking but certainly not bombshells or are desperate for money because they just need it. So the trick is to reach Thermae around 11.30 pm, buy a drink (I usually take Pineapple juice for 80 baht) and then take a round to find your prey- The 'be' type girls and then take a convinent spot and wait till 12 to see what happens. The bar shuts at 1 am and all the leftover girls at that time are now in a hurry to find customers and make their effort productive. That's when you start polite conversation by asking their name. Tell them you are here for these many number of days and are staying upstairs in the same hotel (4 nights in my case). The going rate for all girls is 3000 baht at the moment but when you mention that you sare staying in the same hotel they quote 2500 baht. Here's when I tell them I can only offer 1500 baht for short time (one shot and 40 minutes). I have managed to get three different girls on 3 nights so far.

First lady- Miss Lucky who was 35 years old and slightly plump was quite fun. She did a booty dance for me, we bathed together, I went down on her and sex was good in different positions.

Second girl was average looking and young and felt like she needed money. She approached me and we cut the same deal. I went down on her, she came and sex was decent.

Third lady Miss Pia was about 32 years, very fair and great body. She went down on me and we actually came together while having sex. No kidding! The orgasm looked real unless she is super good at faking it. Same deal.

With all the above three girls / ladies, I offered them water, toffees and chocolates that I had and also gave them extra Japanese condoms- Okamoto that I got from India and are not that expensive. But all these things made them happy and receptive.

So in conclusion, Thai girls are drawn to Japanese and Koreans (from all age groups but more to young guys whom I saw in plenty) at Thermae. They are comfortable with them maybe for their fair colour and looks, trendy styles, better manners and the fact that they don't haggle (which in my view is stupid and is making the girls greedy). There were instances when I approached an 'A' category despite them showing no interest in me (as in refusing to look in my eye for more than few seconds, or smile or they would simply look away) but when they would refuse any offer below 3000 baht that's an indication for you that they are just not interested. And I think that's fair and no offence taken!

Sorry the post is longish but hope you find it useful!

[Newton York]

I think it depends on the place where they work, at best it's once every few months. On their own, not regularly. Heck, for a lot of them, they don't go for a yearly check up, cause it is what it is. If they could afford a better life where regular check ups was a thing, they wouldn't be fucking us. Sad but true. Then again, I've met a lot of people here in the states that can more than afford a regular check up, but won't do it until they have a heart attack, ha!

Do girls working as Independents and massage parlors get regularly tested for STD like HIV and all?

[Newton York]

I've been to Sharks! Pre-Covid days of course, I still remember my train ride from Frankfurt to Darmsdat and took a cab to the place. It was years ago, but I recall it was good.

I too second this fiwfans thing, I think if you're limited on time, just walk into places like those in Phrom Phong or Huai Kwang. Talent is there for you to choose, and there's kinda enough reviews out there in forums to be able to identify the talented girls.

Bad homburg is a cool little place with very nice parks and some baths and some cheap hotels I really enjoyed it. Hang out and relax during the day then hit Oase at night.

I think I'm going to go to darmstadt and do sharks.

But back on topic I was bored yesterday and finally up and running after coming back from Cambodia and about 2 weeks of wanking since Siem Reap is not a mongers heaven. So I played with Fiwfans and ended up schlepping around near Suttisan MRT to bang some girl that didn't look like her picture. I was so deep into the back sois during rush hour that I just did it anyway, and it was a girl I never would have picked out in person. But it was something to do, and later on that night I smashed one of my regulars just to do a twofer. That takes care of my needs until I leave Bangkok next week.

If you are a visitor here, I would pay no attention to Fiwfans at all. Firstly, you're never going to get a guarantee that what you see is what you get. The girl I did had reviews, and still didn't look like her pictures. But by the time you figure that out, you're going to be in an area that will probably scare the shit out of you if you've never been to Thailand before, ie poor lighting, insane drivers, busted sidewalks, etc.

And it's no bargain besides, my cab ride after the deed down to Asoke was 280 baht. And that's on the meter, with my resident's ability to grab a cab for a trip like that on the meter from the back soi when you're the only white dude around. If you're a rookie, you're going to get murdered.

I'm sure I'll use Fiwfans in the future, but I will confess to my mistake which was doing it around rush hour. I'll also try to pick a girl in and more accessible area. But quite frankly, for me, it's easier just to pick my fat ass up off the couch, put the bong down, and roll down to the circus.