Pattaya Reports

[Allover]

Many moons ago when I was in the Navy, a shipmate gave me this advice: If you want to get your dick sucked, then find a chick that smokes. All chicks that smoke suck dick. From my observation the last 30 years I can say that I have not know a chick that smokes not to suck my dick.

Now it is time for me to pass on a pro tip. If you want to fuck a chick bareback in Thailand, then find a chick that does not wear a helmet when on a motorbike. I have never known a chick that did not wear a helmet not to bareback. (And if they do wear a helmet then 98% of those still will bareback!

Thanks for the tip. Next time I am in LOS I'll look for a girl on a motorbike without a helmet that is smoking.

[LittleBigMan]

I kind of thought the same thing when I saw his photo of the small open air restaurant. I thought maybe what I consider a Thai bar is not really a Thai bar? I call it a Thai bar because the customers are mainly Thai.

Here are some photos of what I call a Thai bar. They're usually fairly large and resemble more a nicer G Club or gogo bar. They remind me of the lesser known DJ Cafes in HCM. This is not my go to Thai bar but it's one of the ones within city limits so I try to get there by midnight after having some fun on Walking Street or LK.

Correct these are your typical Thai-type bars or clubs. There are a number of them on 3rd Road which I consider lower end meaning not luxury like your pictures. If one likes to walk from the corner of Pattaya Tai, on 3rd road towards Klang you will see a number of them. You proceed up the 3rd Road back portion of Hollywood There are also a number of these clubs that are actually restaurants with live Thai bands The girl's waitresses are not just there to serve Thai guys go order food bottle service and the girls will sit and join you. I've been to a few that the waitresses were top go-go in looks. I was taken they are also cheaper how cheap I've never asked. Pre-Covid I've been to a number of them with the family to eat Some of these girls are knockout there was a place pre-covid that I ate deep in the dark side with my cousin my wife told my cousin to take one for the night.

If one crosses the top of 3rd Road over Pattaya Nua there are two right there similar pre-COVID to your picture. There are a number in Naklua around the Wong Amat beach Condos I highly suggest not visiting many are loaded with young Thais wannabes mafia. What E showed is very common in the Darkside small bars because the Thai woman has a bit of money but no business sense or a farang giving her money She is bored knows nothing else and tells him " small money " the rent on these shops could be 5000-10,000 at best in rent no key money usually.

[Mr Enternational]

Many moons ago when I was in the Navy, a shipmate gave me this advice: If you want to get your dick sucked, then find a chick that smokes. All chicks that smoke suck dick. From my observation the last 30 years I can say that I have not know a chick that smokes not to suck my dick.

Now it is time for me to pass on a pro tip. If you want to fuck a chick bareback in Thailand, then find a chick that does not wear a helmet when on a motorbike. I have never known a chick that did not wear a helmet not to bareback. (And if they do wear a helmet then 98% of those still will bareback!

The other day when I fucked the chick at the massage parlor, I noticed a book on the table for Thai chicks to learn to converse with foreigners in English. Well after having a chick over last night I decided that whoever wrote that damn book needs to put a pro tip in LARGE writng on the inside cover. If you are going to deal with farang, then DO NOT eat som tam for at least 24 hours before! Why the fuck do they do that shit? Chick came over and I was like ewww what did you eat? She said som tam delicious. I said well that shit does not smell delicious. It smells like you have been chewing on a mouth full.

Of garlic cloves. The chick got here at 11 pm. I made her brush her teeth and use mouthwash. After she left at 2 am my room was still smelling like that shit! She is not the first. I am hoping she will be the last, but I know she will not.

[SuperLove]

I congratulate the man posing with his girl in the last photo, SL rates her 8-8. 5/10 very cool indeed.

I kind of thought the same thing when I saw his photo of the small open air restaurant. I thought maybe what I consider a Thai bar is not really a Thai bar? I call it a Thai bar because the customers are mainly Thai.

Here are some photos of what I call a Thai bar. They're usually fairly large and resemble more a nicer G Club or gogo bar. They remind me of the lesser known DJ Cafes in HCM. This is not my go to Thai bar but it's one of the ones within city limits so I try to get there by midnight after having some fun on Walking Street or LK.

[SplitPersona]

Two days back I saw pattaya hop on hop off tourist bus. Red color brand new with only a driver. On Pattaya south road.

Last night drizzle caused three different fire sparks and two explosions on the construction opposite jannat. No injuries but a big crowd with lots of police. Ironically this was the same place which had a massive fire few years ago. It took more than 30 minutes for the firetruck to show up.

Hangover bar open again.

Minx Girls Girls to replace Pulse club in LK metro.

Yesterday a Korean had a long bill dispute with pinup staff outside with lots of cops over the number of rings I think. He paid another 1000 to resolve it.

[Banana Boi]

Curious what is your definition of a Thai Bar?

I kind of thought the same thing when I saw his photo of the small open air restaurant. I thought maybe what I consider a Thai bar is not really a Thai bar? I call it a Thai bar because the customers are mainly Thai.

Here are some photos of what I call a Thai bar. They're usually fairly large and resemble more a nicer G Club or gogo bar. They remind me of the lesser known DJ Cafes in HCM. This is not my go to Thai bar but it's one of the ones within city limits so I try to get there by midnight after having some fun on Walking Street or LK.

[SubCmdr]

Not sex related but some in Pattaya like me actually liked this place. Huge fire at Pattaya Floating market a couple of hours ago. What a shame. One of the nicest areas of Pattaya to walk around even though I had to pay a Farang surcharge. The market was never the same since COVID.

Was on my list to visit. Never got a chance to. Agreed. What a shame. I hope they rebuild.

[Explorer8939]

There are 2 types of Thai bars:

Morlam bars, which have shows, are large, and men and women go to hook up.

And.

Host bars, where staff drink with customers for tips. The customer buys bottles, with ice. No hanky panky, no barfines.

I can't think of a bar catering to Thais that works like a Farang bar. The problem is that ladies working Thai bars typically have Thai husbands, who may show up at her bar at any time.

That's really the killer for Thai bars, it literally may mean death for the lady if her Thai boyfriend shows up.

[Explorer8939]

Yes there are lots of bars and clubs spread out here, too many most are a waste of time. The bar you noted change of name or new owner, but it use to be KiKi bar. It is a walking distant from Castor Gym Pass the Gym there are another dozen more than what it use to be. Curious what is your definition of a Thai Bar?

The Darkside bar is in sight of Castor gym, but its a Farang bar.

There are basically 2 types of Thai bars:

Morlam bar, which have shows, a.

[Explorer8939]

The address you give, in Pattaya it is useless unless you provide the Moo? There is Moo 1- 10 plus, 1 is further north as you work you way up to Khao Noi that is close to 10. Based on your address the Thai Post office guy wouldn't leave the barn to make the delivery.

Yes there are lots of bars and clubs spread out here, too many most are a waste of time. The bar you noted change of name or new owner, but it use to be KiKi bar. It is a walking distant from Castor Gym Pass the Gym there are another dozen more than what it use to be. Curious what is your definition of a Thai Bar?

You are correct. The address had Thai letters which were deleted.

I will use attachments.

[LittleBigMan]

Per Google Maps, the address of the bar is:

91/15 Pattaya City, Bang Lamung District, Chon Buri 20150.

Again, I am not recommending anyone go there, as its a traditional Thai bar. There are Farang bars in the Darkside, where fun can be had. One example is the Darkside Bar on Khao Talo road, just before it turns into Khao Talo 9. Lots of doable ladies, but I rarely get out there.

The address you give, in Pattaya it is useless unless you provide the Moo? There is Moo 1- 10 plus, 1 is further north as you work you way up to Khao Noi that is close to 10. Based on your address the Thai Post office guy wouldn't leave the barn to make the delivery.

Yes there are lots of bars and clubs spread out here, too many most are a waste of time. The bar you noted change of name or new owner, but it use to be KiKi bar. It is a walking distant from Castor Gym Pass the Gym there are another dozen more than what it use to be. Curious what is your definition of a Thai Bar?

[Explorer8939]

Inviting ladies to come to your place (as opposed to bringing them yourself) has one drawback. Sometimes they show up with a friend. And that's not good. I never let the friend into the condo.

Yesterday, an invited lady showed up with her sister. I sent the sister packing (she drove my friend to the condo, and I guess she figured it was worth a try to get a paid session).

You don't want the 2nd lady, because what will happen is the 2 ladies will drink and talk and ignore you. Even if they get a little drunk, they will be "too shy" to do anything.

So, the lady came up alone. She's a cashier, but claimed she does go ST with customers (she lives with her Thai boyfriend so can't go Long Time) infrequently, and only HJ and BJ.

After some drinking, I did some pussy licking, after that, she was raring to go. I guess she forgot about her boyfriend for a while.

[Mr Enternational]

Of course, the smart guys come for Low Season.

Yesterday my buddy was telling me that he started the lease on his condo during low season, so that every year when he reups the price will be low. I never understood why people wanted to come when there are more guys either. Super-low season (covid) was where it was at!

[Raj Patela]

Not a knock on anyone. No offense.

There must be 65% who are into Bargirls who don't give a Bleep about looks.

You see it everyday in Pattaya just walking around. I think it goes hand in hand with Price. There can be no other Explanation.

[Raj Patela]

It's typical that, in the depths of Low Season, many people feel its never going to end. Then High Season comes, Pattaya is jammed, and then people are surprised when May 1 comes and Pattaya is dead again.

Because there were so many customers last year, some will come back, and new customers will come, so any lady that maintains social contacts with last year's customers will do very well this High Season.

Of course, the smart guys come for Low Season.

Correct answer is go when you want. Soi 6 looks the same every day of the year and especially on Sunday's.