Pattaya Reports

[Paolo99]

Got turned down by You Know Who last week.

She is Superior Looker. Up close and personal checks out.

Obviously something was missing in your offer, or she was expecting something else.

Maybe try this gentleman's tactic next time?

[PayForIt]

Just spent 10 days and nights in Pattaya and these were my findings / experiences. This is mainly Gents Clubs based.

This was the 4th time for me in Pattaya and finally I found my bearings sufficiently that I didn't need Google maps as much as previously. It can be a bit of a maze. I decided this time that my fitness regime to support my mongering should be that I walked to every venue and I mean every one including the ones in Jomtien from Pattaya! I'm not sure what ached most at the end of the 10 days my dick or my feet. At least only the feet had blisters! It goes without saying that I did not have sessions in every place I went to. Not least as that would have been physically impossible in the 10 days. But I wanted to see a lot of places this time.

Walking Street.

I've never been a fan. It is incredibly loud, people are pushy and it is really busy. Compared to other areas it is all very brash and pushy. For sure some of the agogos have pretty girls (Pin Up possibly the best of those I visited but I did less than ever preferring to spend my time away from the noise and hassle of WS). If you've never been to Pattaya you must do the walk up and down at least once but I can honestly say that I doubt I'll ever visit it again! Ignore the "Russian girls" signs in some of the bars. I witnessed one girl who was from Romania dancing on a pole (I asked her when she came off and conversed with her in my broken Romanian). Not Russian and I doubt if there are many if any.

The infamous Windmill Club.

Just off WS in Soi Diamond is the notorious Windmill. Again, if you've never visited it is worth it at least once just to watch the debauchery. From the moment you enter you will be confronted with a lot of naked girls, some receiving DATY, others touching each other up, many with tits and every orifice in customers' faces. Quite the sight! The girls are hoping they'll be bar fined but any mystique is gone!

Agogos.

I preferred the agogos around the LK Metro area though Playgirlz on Soi Buakhao was my favourite. Kink is the LK version of Windmill. Girls located in "pits" totally naked who will openly spread their legs and invite your fingers, hands, and if you were crazy enough mouths (God knows how many tongues visit their pussys in a night / week / month!) But there are some reasonably good looking girls in Kink though I didn't see anybody over 7/10. There are lots of agogos in LK much all the same, though tame compared to Kink. But as stated, by far the best IMHO is Playgirlz on Soi Buakhao. It unquestionably had the best looking girls I saw in clubs / bars in Pattaya indeed it probably had the top 5 best looking girls I saw in bars / clubs. Despite this I didn't bar fine any of them I prefer to have my fun onsite if possible rather than bring a girl back to the hotel. There are many destinations on the sex travel map where bringing the girl to the room is almost compelled (Dubai other than the AMPS) so when its possible to have fun on the premises I prefer it. Whilst that's not possible in most agogos, it is in GCs and many other bars (for example Soi 6 which this time I decided to miss as I much prefer Sois 7 and 8 which are far more chilled). I say not possible in "most" agogos I am not aware of any private rooms in any though I'm sure the more experienced Pattaya members will know of some.

Gents Clubs.

I spent the majority of my time this time in Gents clubs. In Pattaya, I visited, in no order of preference, Heave Above, High Rollers, The Den, Buzzin Lounge, Maggie Mays, Kings, Club Fate, Red Hot and Blue, Escape, Eden, Octopussy. In Jomtien / Pratumnak I visited Seahorse, Kit Kat, Catflaps, Venom, Cobra Bar, Hunny Lounge. I decided against Pussy Galore and Camel Toe just based upon logistics a bit difficult to get to and from or out of the way especially when walking everywhere! Last year my favourite GC was High Rollers 2 good pool tables, lovely staff and enough decent looking girls including my favourite Aom. I spent several nights there then. This time, I was disappointed in HR. Aom still there but no longer looking the fresh girl of a year ago. I decided, only having 10 nights, to try to avoid returning to any given club too many times given the many options available. I returned to Club Fate twice. My first visit to Club Fate (Soi Boomerang) there was memorable. They have a great "strip pool" competition where if the guy wins the girl whips off her top for a grope / suck on her nips to the cheers of the crowd. If the girl wins she gets a lady drink. Good deal, great fun, great vibe in the club, lots of bare breasts and fondling in the open, and one guy on my first visit being held in place by two girls whilst a third gave him a hand job until completion for all to see. I ended up in one of their rooms (spacious, clean, large and with good bed) with three of the girls (cannot remember names) and had a great time. Hence, I decided I would revisit on my final night. Sadly, it never lived up to the previous occasion and after two games of pool (despite winning!) I left. The quality of the girls was not as good as the previous encounter and whilst 2 of them were doable the remainder were not.

High Rollers had the same staff, same girls, same everything but somehow I didn't like it as much this time it looked older and grubby but to be fair, no better or worse than most of the clubs except Catflaps (see below).

Had to do duty to attend Buzzin Lounge given the great YouTube videos by Trev, so felt I "owed" him, but he wasn't there the night I attended and the lady offerings were weak. The bar is too small and the curtained off area just not for me. Wouldn't return. Ditto Kings up on Third Road but not far to walk from Honey One (Soapy). Here the quality of the girls is lower than Soi Boomerang (Club Fate) or Soi Buakhao /"Pothole". No need to win the match here the girl I played was so delighted I bought her a lady drink that she immediately got naked to play and was putting the pool cue to better uses than potting balls! But didn't see anyone better than 5/10. Hunny Lounge was again full of naked debauchery as was Heaven Above, but despite previously positive reports on Heaven Above from one recent poster in this forum, I found the quality of girls there quite poor compared to others.

What became clear to me about Gents clubs is that the quality of your experience is very much dependent upon (1) the vibe in the club / bar that actual night (2) which girls are working (3) your own mood. I suppose this could be said of all types of "entertainment" venues but whilst the vibe say in Kink was the same every night, the same could not be said of GCs Fate was markedly different on my two visits despite me having the same upbeat mood / approach which had taken me into a room with 3 girls.

So on to Jomtien / Pratumnak GCs. I had never been on previous visits, but I will 100% target this area, especially Pratumnak when I next return. Mongering aside, Pratumnak is the place to be. It is as upscale as Thailand gets on the coast. A quaint village-style area where it is clearly more opulent than the surrounding areas including the chilled-vibe of Jomtien. The GCs here are just better cleaner, more high end, better facilities. The quality of girls didn't incrementally improve but it didn't diminish either. Catflaps is the stand out club in terms of quality. A little bit of a walk uphill from the Main Street of Pratumnak but 5 minutes and well worth it. A sunken circular blue bar area which resembles Scandalos in Malaga Spain (for those who have been). Run by a very nice American guy, the club is well set out, good facilities and good vibe. The "cuddle" areas / couches to the right of the bar as one enters were occupied by a few guys who were butt naked and getting their cocks attended to by several girls. Bit like a scene from Tuesday open area sex night in Globe Club Switzerland. But it is dark enough and well set back enough that this isn't somehow in your face and lots of people were chatting at the bar / playing pool, watching the big screen sport and totally ignoring the open BJs and HJs in the booths off to the side. Curtained areas were available as well as VIP rooms.

The owner has acquired Maggie Mays and is extending it for me it needed it too small and no pool table currently all that is changing. If it is refurbished to the same standard as Catflaps it will (1) blow all of the other GCs out of the water in Pattaya, and (2) hopefully raise the standard immeasurably.

Venom is brand new but the outside gives the false impression of big club. It's tiny with few girls. Cobra Bar is cozy, small but had 2 cute girls working on my early evening visit. In Jomtien itself Seahorse is also quite up market, very busy mid afternoon and some good choices of girls. Got the impression nearly all the guys know each other well. KitCat was a pleasant surprise. Looks tired from outside, and indeed inside, but good options which tempted me to take 2 for an afternoon threesome. Very nice VIP room with showers to side.

I much preferred the beach at Jomtien to Beach Road in Pattaya. I've now stayed in most of the better hotels in Pattaya and Wave on Beach Road is the best whilst it doesn't have the rooftop pools of the Hilton or Siam Siam it is funky, well maintained, great service and I would return there without hesitation had I not found Pratumnak (known by the locals as the Hollywood Hills of Pattaya).

Soapies I visited were Honey One, Rasputin, Honey 2 and Grand Honey 3. Best options were at Rasputin (though a little tricky to find even for the Bolt driver). A quick heads up about the very pretty S23 at Grand Honey 3 yellow badge so not the highest but 10/10 body. She was the ONLY girl on the whole trip who would not do BBBJ and wouldn't allow digits or DATY. Pretty, fabulous body but service was poor. M44 in Honey two (dark blue badge) is a former gymnast who takes great delight in insisting you fuck her when she is in positions I did not know the human body could move into! Rasputin had a large selection as did Honey 2. The girls in Honey 1 were largely overweight (not my bag) and I didn't take any.

Last year I posted about a visit to The Castle a BDSM club which was an eye-opener and my report got some fun comments from guys who thought my nave pleas to the Mistresses not to go too heavy on the slaves during the welcome show were funny. I couldn't resist another peak, and visited again. 1500 bht entry which includes one drink is OTT for Pattaya but its worth one visit. These ladies are true professionals if this your thing one very submissive (and very fat) British guy was tied up and given a very hard whipping which caused me to want to interrupt to ask if he was ok (as his back, butt and legs didn't look it) but I thought better of it just in case they thought I might want to take his place! But The Castle is not in the same league as Octupussy Fetish Club in Bangkok where non-participation is impossible!

Maybe it is a sign of age, but my best mongering on this trip was not in any of the above places. Oh for sure I loved some of the fun I had in the above venues, but for me, this time, my standout experiences were all in the oily massage places. I had 3 girls who I would rate 9/10 for looks and bodies all under 30, one of them 21, and all very willing to please, took their time, no rush, full services including BBBJ and two out of the three offered anal (not for me but it's available). But they were not drunk, and very attractive. One of them (about 100 yards from Avani Hotel on 2nd Road) was close to 10 in looks best looking girl I saw all trip. So much so I did wonder if she might be ladyboy but she most definitely was not. I had 2 x threesomes in the oiles which were also excellent.

So that's Pattaya for another year. I have little doubt I'll be back. I'll stay in Pratumnak next time. Really close to get to Pattaya, but much better high end vibe and some great options.

Back to Bangkok now for 5 more nights. Will report in that thread.

[Paolo99]

She goes with a lot of Indian guys. She said the price on Beach Road is 1000 for one hour. European guys will want to fuck the entire hour so no discount. She had a friend that went with a European guy and he fucked the entire hour so her shit was hurting and she could not work the rest of the day. She once went with a guy from Sweeden and he fucked so much that when it came time to pay her the 1000, he took out a bankroll and she told him to give her more. He gave her an extra 1000 without complaining. I said the man was probably just starting his holiday. How are you going to take all of his holiday money?

She said they will not give European guys discounts for the previous reason of them being so demanding. So for the guys that claim chicks will not go for less than you are paying them then maybe this is a price they have for you and not necessarily others.

If that was really the case she should be giving a discount to European guys who are quick to finish. Which is not the case, I had plenty of girls in the past, when I was quick to finish and never had any discount the next time I met her. Her explanation sounds more like a pretext to take more from Europeans because she knows they've got more money in their pockets.

I was asking her about lowballing. She said they will go down to 700, but not for European guys.

Again, in this case she knows Indians will continuously try to get her down to her lowest price so she gives her last price for them, while the European will take it or move on to another girl without trying to bargain much which is most likely the reason she doesn't end up giving them her last price.

[SubCmdr]

Passport Bros are for the most part, Black American men. Or at least that's how it started and has been known. I think the term may be branching out in general to mongers and guys who just don't want to deal with western women and go to non-western countries for female companionship.

Ok, we now have your definition. It is wrong, but at least we have it now.

I like the opportunity to educate my Melatonin challenged ISG brothers. I find the constant need to separate, delineate, castigate and triupumcalate things by race in the world of buying pussy irritating. As if the money we both use is not made out of cloth.

So my ISG brothers check this out:

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...women-2187617/

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...women-2187617/

Take a look at the pictures of the guy in the second article and tell me if he fits your description CaliGuy. And be advised it is a recent movement. I have had a passport since I was 25 years old. What do you call yourself CaliGuy An original pussy colonizer? Now tell me how you can tell by just looking at someone they are a Passport Bro? Did you see any on the way to Soi Bongkot or walking around Pattaya that day?

Melatonin Man are very popular with short fat girls on Soi 6.

The only way for you to know this is to be one. Enjoy.

This black dick is being sought out by girls of all shapes, sizes and ages from all over Thailand. Pussy is pussy. I have no preference when it comes to the life support system the pussy comes with. Only the cost to get up in it. Remember Man Law 101.

As for cavorting with ladies with Thai boyfriends or husbands, you do it all the time, you just don't know it. The vast majority of bargirls aren't gay or asexual, they need a man to go home to. Unless they are too old, too fat, too flat chested, or too poor.

Which raises an interesting aspect of Thai culture many are unaware of or simply put blinders on in order to enjoy their fantasies.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Just curious how much was the ST upstairs? Thanks.

Sorry, I didn't ask pricing for upstairs as I wasn't going to play.

And it stayed that way when the cute SYT, 20 yo, told me she had a boyfriend, customer in the club.

Whilst she was allowed to continue to work, drinking, dancing topless, she wasn't allowed ST or LT.

I did eventually sweet talk my way into her contact details for when she might be single again.

If I had stayed in town I would have pursued her outside the GC, as I am pretty sure she was interested enough to consider a quiet cheating interlude for cash.

But there was no way she would do so in the club where jealous prying eyes would surely tell her boyfriend to create trouble or her.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Two days ago a chick that lives in my building had on a Passion tshirt and some short shorts. She was not old. Maybe waitress since you said the girls you saw are older?

Nothing I saw in Passion GC was below mid 30's, and many older than that into probably mid 40's.

But with many provocatively dressed, and nearly 10 around the pool in bikinis, I thought all had good quite acceptable bodies for their age.

[Raj Patela]

Went to Soi Bongkot for the first time. Yikes, took a peak in all the bars mid day and nothing but older and below average to completely unattractive women.

I made the trek there so decided to just get a BJ whilst there. Picked a skinny below average looking chick. 500 baht for the lady and 300 for the cubicle. The whole time I was there, I was asked by the lady and bar ladies, to buy a lady drink and drink for myself. Told them no, I just want a BJ and I'll be on my way. They asked me about drinks 7-8 times which was annoying af. The BJ was no good, you know the kind where the lady is just trying to make you bust as quick as possible with no ball sucking or change of pace. Then she had the nerve to ask for a tip haha. Overall, Bongkot is trash and the customer service even worse. No wonder no other customers were there besides my dumb arse.

From there I was annoyed and therefore in redemption mode. Walked to Central Pattaya road in search of a massage and HJ. Stumbled upon a place that had an attractice lady up front, mid 20's, above average face and not face. I asked if they do special massage and they said yes, one hour massage and HJ for 750 baht. The massage was excellent with a lot of arse and ball teasing from behind. And that HJ ended up being an excellent BJ. Ended up tipping the lady 150 for a total of 900 baht for massage and BJ; destroys the 800 baht I spent at trash Bongkot for a shit BJ sans massage.

What I enjoy most about Pattaya is walking around and just seeing what you'll find, usually good and rarely bad. I have laid off TF the last five or so days and also hit up Soi 6 unexpectedly even though I trashed Soi 6 a few days ago I had a change of opinion. Report to follow.

Full Transparency. I've never been to Bongkot.

It's Marketed as ineXpensive. Need I say more. LOL.

Seems old expats like it there. Nude cashier's and all.

[CaliGuy33]

Went to Soi Bongkot for the first time. Yikes, took a peak in all the bars mid day and nothing but older and below average to completely unattractive women.

I made the trek there so decided to just get a BJ whilst there. Picked a skinny below average looking chick. 500 baht for the lady and 300 for the cubicle. The whole time I was there, I was asked by the lady and bar ladies, to buy a lady drink and drink for myself. Told them no, I just want a BJ and I'll be on my way. They asked me about drinks 7-8 times which was annoying af. The BJ was no good, you know the kind where the lady is just trying to make you bust as quick as possible with no ball sucking or change of pace. Then she had the nerve to ask for a tip haha. Overall, Bongkot is trash and the customer service even worse. No wonder no other customers were there besides my dumb arse.

From there I was annoyed and therefore in redemption mode. Walked to Central Pattaya road in search of a massage and HJ. Stumbled upon a place that had an attractice lady up front, mid 20's, above average face and not face. I asked if they do special massage and they said yes, one hour massage and HJ for 750 baht. The massage was excellent with a lot of arse and ball teasing from behind. And that HJ ended up being an excellent BJ. Ended up tipping the lady 150 for a total of 900 baht for massage and BJ; destroys the 800 baht I spent at trash Bongkot for a shit BJ sans massage.

What I enjoy most about Pattaya is walking around and just seeing what you'll find, usually good and rarely bad. I have laid off TF the last five or so days and also hit up Soi 6 unexpectedly even though I trashed Soi 6 a few days ago I had a change of opinion. Report to follow.

[CaliGuy33]

Interesting, I can usually tell a Indian guy, but I don't know at all how to tell a Passport Bro. How do you pick them out? The majority of melatonin deprived guys go for "knock kneed bimbos walking like hos". Skin and bones. Absolutely no shape. But when you have nothing to work with down there, I understand why nearly anything is better than nothing.

Really, the majority of melatonin deprived guys are too. Often old and the girls they are with are old also. I rarely see one with what I would describe as a truly attractive girl. But if they like it, then I love it!

I wonder that too. If they just like their girls to be older and ugly like they are or if that is all they can get since they are not working with much down there.

Once again how do you know who is a Passport Bro and who is not. And where to you call home?

I guess we will simply not know until we can have both a Melatonin challenged guy and a Passport Bro (you can find one easily for us can't you) on a panel and ask them.

In general to all of you. Don't ask for pictures if you are not posting them. There is a "new poster" in town. I am and going to call it the way I see it..

Passport Bros are for the most part, Black American men. Or at least that's how it started and has been known. I think the term may be branching out in general to mongers and guys who just don't want to deal with western women and go to non-western countries for female companionship.

[Raj Patela]

Are we to believe our East Asian friends are paying full Price of 1,000 with girls on the beach. Only thing being negotiated is how many of them can the girl take in Succession.

Okay Buddy.

[Raj Patela]

I'm calling Shenanigans. Are we to believe our East Asian friends are paying Full Price of 1,000 baht for Girls on the Beach.

The only thing being negotiated is how many can a girl take in Succession. Hahaha.

Melatonin Man are very popular with short fat girls on Soi 6.

[Explorer8939]

Just to repeat once more that it is not bullshit, I had a friend in town from Bangkok this weekend. She stayed with her friend who works at a massage shop. This morning she hit me up saying she made it back to Bangkok but forgot to leave her friend's key, so she has to come back to Pattaya to bring the key. I said why can't she just get another from the office? She said they do not have one either. I said it would come out cheaper to just have a locksmith come make a new key rather than you come all the way from Bangkok. So she called a locksmith. 500 baht for them to come make a new key.

I have to ask if you gave her the 500 baht.

If so, that's a new variation of the key trick.

[Explorer8939]

You are hung up on sponsor s.

I'm hung up on you cavorting with Ladies who have poor husbands or boyfriend's. Be Careful.

I only post about Lonely Guys sponsors when the lady I am with complains about them, which is happening now. Despite her complaints, she hopes he will give her enough every month so that she can stop working bar, and go home to live with her husband.

As for cavorting with ladies with Thai boyfriends or husbands, you do it all the time, you just don't know it. The vast majority of bargirls aren't gay or asexual, they need a man to go home to. Unless they are too old, too fat, too flat chested, or too poor.

[D Cups]

Then back to Heavens Above, very acceptable with the 7-8 looker 20 yo I had corralled and ST available upstairs.

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Just curious how much was the ST upstairs? Thanks.

[SubCmdr]

Thank you for being the only real man up in here willing to quote the post they are actually referring to.

How do you arrive at a price of 900 baht? Did she offer 1000, and you got her down to 900?

You asked a fair question so you will get a fair answer. The girl was a personal referral from one of my brothers who has had past dealings with her. Price was 800 THB. I busted up in her mouf and she swallowed it all. I only realized that after I gave her a towel, thinking she would spit. She only wiped the cum dripping out the corners of her mouth and smiled at me. I gave her a 100 THB tip for the taxi.

To the melatonin challenged posters referencing my report without quoting it, let be known. I am not a passport bro. I have had a passport since I was 25 years old. Meet me at any location on Beach road or second street. No forget that, I am not going to inconvenience myself. You want to meet me you will come to the lobby of View Tally 6 and show me the pictures of the girls in your cell phone so I can understand why you pay double to 1 and a half times more for pussy than I do. Then I will report back to the forum if you are real or just making claims as keyboard warriors. You all just tricks, buying pussy, from hos (prostitutes). You are all no better than anyone else up in here.

No, I do not like "knock kneed bimbos walking like hos". If that is your thing it is not a problem with me. I am not a repeat offender of Man Law 101 like some of you are. Man Law 101 says: No grown man ought to be telling another grown man how they should spend their hard earned money, or who they should be fucking. I have already spent too much of my precious vacation time responding to posters with a fraction of my "punting" experience (such a cute expression). Got to get my fuck on now.

This black dick is sought after by many a Thai girl. Not all of them are into it nor can they handle it. But I will continue to illustrate to those who have trouble believing it why they prefer it in my future reports.