Pattaya Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Two days ago a chick that lives in my building had on a Passion tshirt and some short shorts. She was not old. Maybe waitress since you said the girls you saw are older?

Nothing I saw in Passion GC was below mid 30's, and many older than that into probably mid 40's.

But with many provocatively dressed, and nearly 10 around the pool in bikinis, I thought all had good quite acceptable bodies for their age.

[Raj Patela]

Went to Soi Bongkot for the first time. Yikes, took a peak in all the bars mid day and nothing but older and below average to completely unattractive women.

I made the trek there so decided to just get a BJ whilst there. Picked a skinny below average looking chick. 500 baht for the lady and 300 for the cubicle. The whole time I was there, I was asked by the lady and bar ladies, to buy a lady drink and drink for myself. Told them no, I just want a BJ and I'll be on my way. They asked me about drinks 7-8 times which was annoying af. The BJ was no good, you know the kind where the lady is just trying to make you bust as quick as possible with no ball sucking or change of pace. Then she had the nerve to ask for a tip haha. Overall, Bongkot is trash and the customer service even worse. No wonder no other customers were there besides my dumb arse.

From there I was annoyed and therefore in redemption mode. Walked to Central Pattaya road in search of a massage and HJ. Stumbled upon a place that had an attractice lady up front, mid 20's, above average face and not face. I asked if they do special massage and they said yes, one hour massage and HJ for 750 baht. The massage was excellent with a lot of arse and ball teasing from behind. And that HJ ended up being an excellent BJ. Ended up tipping the lady 150 for a total of 900 baht for massage and BJ; destroys the 800 baht I spent at trash Bongkot for a shit BJ sans massage.

What I enjoy most about Pattaya is walking around and just seeing what you'll find, usually good and rarely bad. I have laid off TF the last five or so days and also hit up Soi 6 unexpectedly even though I trashed Soi 6 a few days ago I had a change of opinion. Report to follow.

Full Transparency. I've never been to Bongkot.

It's Marketed as ineXpensive. Need I say more. LOL.

Seems old expats like it there. Nude cashier's and all.

[CaliGuy33]

Went to Soi Bongkot for the first time. Yikes, took a peak in all the bars mid day and nothing but older and below average to completely unattractive women.

I made the trek there so decided to just get a BJ whilst there. Picked a skinny below average looking chick. 500 baht for the lady and 300 for the cubicle. The whole time I was there, I was asked by the lady and bar ladies, to buy a lady drink and drink for myself. Told them no, I just want a BJ and I'll be on my way. They asked me about drinks 7-8 times which was annoying af. The BJ was no good, you know the kind where the lady is just trying to make you bust as quick as possible with no ball sucking or change of pace. Then she had the nerve to ask for a tip haha. Overall, Bongkot is trash and the customer service even worse. No wonder no other customers were there besides my dumb arse.

From there I was annoyed and therefore in redemption mode. Walked to Central Pattaya road in search of a massage and HJ. Stumbled upon a place that had an attractice lady up front, mid 20's, above average face and not face. I asked if they do special massage and they said yes, one hour massage and HJ for 750 baht. The massage was excellent with a lot of arse and ball teasing from behind. And that HJ ended up being an excellent BJ. Ended up tipping the lady 150 for a total of 900 baht for massage and BJ; destroys the 800 baht I spent at trash Bongkot for a shit BJ sans massage.

What I enjoy most about Pattaya is walking around and just seeing what you'll find, usually good and rarely bad. I have laid off TF the last five or so days and also hit up Soi 6 unexpectedly even though I trashed Soi 6 a few days ago I had a change of opinion. Report to follow.

[CaliGuy33]

Interesting, I can usually tell a Indian guy, but I don't know at all how to tell a Passport Bro. How do you pick them out? The majority of melatonin deprived guys go for "knock kneed bimbos walking like hos". Skin and bones. Absolutely no shape. But when you have nothing to work with down there, I understand why nearly anything is better than nothing.

Really, the majority of melatonin deprived guys are too. Often old and the girls they are with are old also. I rarely see one with what I would describe as a truly attractive girl. But if they like it, then I love it!

I wonder that too. If they just like their girls to be older and ugly like they are or if that is all they can get since they are not working with much down there.

Once again how do you know who is a Passport Bro and who is not. And where to you call home?

I guess we will simply not know until we can have both a Melatonin challenged guy and a Passport Bro (you can find one easily for us can't you) on a panel and ask them.

In general to all of you. Don't ask for pictures if you are not posting them. There is a "new poster" in town. I am and going to call it the way I see it..

Passport Bros are for the most part, Black American men. Or at least that's how it started and has been known. I think the term may be branching out in general to mongers and guys who just don't want to deal with western women and go to non-western countries for female companionship.

[Raj Patela]

Are we to believe our East Asian friends are paying full Price of 1,000 with girls on the beach. Only thing being negotiated is how many of them can the girl take in Succession.

Okay Buddy.

[Raj Patela]

I'm calling Shenanigans. Are we to believe our East Asian friends are paying Full Price of 1,000 baht for Girls on the Beach.

The only thing being negotiated is how many can a girl take in Succession. Hahaha.

Melatonin Man are very popular with short fat girls on Soi 6.

[Explorer8939]

Just to repeat once more that it is not bullshit, I had a friend in town from Bangkok this weekend. She stayed with her friend who works at a massage shop. This morning she hit me up saying she made it back to Bangkok but forgot to leave her friend's key, so she has to come back to Pattaya to bring the key. I said why can't she just get another from the office? She said they do not have one either. I said it would come out cheaper to just have a locksmith come make a new key rather than you come all the way from Bangkok. So she called a locksmith. 500 baht for them to come make a new key.

I have to ask if you gave her the 500 baht.

If so, that's a new variation of the key trick.

[Explorer8939]

You are hung up on sponsor s.

I'm hung up on you cavorting with Ladies who have poor husbands or boyfriend's. Be Careful.

I only post about Lonely Guys sponsors when the lady I am with complains about them, which is happening now. Despite her complaints, she hopes he will give her enough every month so that she can stop working bar, and go home to live with her husband.

As for cavorting with ladies with Thai boyfriends or husbands, you do it all the time, you just don't know it. The vast majority of bargirls aren't gay or asexual, they need a man to go home to. Unless they are too old, too fat, too flat chested, or too poor.

[D Cups]

Then back to Heavens Above, very acceptable with the 7-8 looker 20 yo I had corralled and ST available upstairs.

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Just curious how much was the ST upstairs? Thanks.

[SubCmdr]

Thank you for being the only real man up in here willing to quote the post they are actually referring to.

How do you arrive at a price of 900 baht? Did she offer 1000, and you got her down to 900?

You asked a fair question so you will get a fair answer. The girl was a personal referral from one of my brothers who has had past dealings with her. Price was 800 THB. I busted up in her mouf and she swallowed it all. I only realized that after I gave her a towel, thinking she would spit. She only wiped the cum dripping out the corners of her mouth and smiled at me. I gave her a 100 THB tip for the taxi.

To the melatonin challenged posters referencing my report without quoting it, let be known. I am not a passport bro. I have had a passport since I was 25 years old. Meet me at any location on Beach road or second street. No forget that, I am not going to inconvenience myself. You want to meet me you will come to the lobby of View Tally 6 and show me the pictures of the girls in your cell phone so I can understand why you pay double to 1 and a half times more for pussy than I do. Then I will report back to the forum if you are real or just making claims as keyboard warriors. You all just tricks, buying pussy, from hos (prostitutes). You are all no better than anyone else up in here.

No, I do not like "knock kneed bimbos walking like hos". If that is your thing it is not a problem with me. I am not a repeat offender of Man Law 101 like some of you are. Man Law 101 says: No grown man ought to be telling another grown man how they should spend their hard earned money, or who they should be fucking. I have already spent too much of my precious vacation time responding to posters with a fraction of my "punting" experience (such a cute expression). Got to get my fuck on now.

This black dick is sought after by many a Thai girl. Not all of them are into it nor can they handle it. But I will continue to illustrate to those who have trouble believing it why they prefer it in my future reports.

[SubCmdr]

Where I come from, accusing a man of lying on his dick without proof is a serious offense. It is a matter of honor. And where I live honor is very important.

So for the guys that claim chicks will not go for less than you are paying them then maybe this is a price they have for you and not necessarily others.

Raj Patela are you following this?

He got 900 baht due to Thicc ness of girl.

Back your statement up. You are speaking of a subject that you know nothing about with information that you don't have. Have you seen the girl? No you have not.

Fat Thicc same same.

Incorrect!

Send me a PM to set up a meeting. Lobby of View Talay 6 is the place. If you don't send a PM to set up the meeting that will be all the proof that I need to that you are actually the new poster and your reputation for veracity will known to be incomplete. Check post counts please if you any confusion about this issue.

We have a recent poster saying he gets sub 1,000 girls. Don't get your panties all in Knots. You can tell he isn't into looks.

I have been fucking girls since I learned how to use my dick to do it. Some have worn panties and other have not. And in that entire time not one of them (even the ones wearing g-strings) have ever gotten their panties in a knot. I don't know you. Where did you discover this knowledge?

Not critical. We are all different.

By the way you are being critical. Did you write this post?

Fat Thicc same same.

I repeat. It is not the same.

We are all entitled to our own opinions, but not our own facts!

[Mr Enternational]

Gentlemens Clubs. Passion Pattaya, was impressed, older of course ladies, but acceptable, .

Two days ago a chick that lives in my building had on a Passion tshirt and some short shorts. She was not old. Maybe waitress since you said the girls you saw are older?

[Paolo99]

Damn moderation shit. The pics.

If that's her arm I wouldn't call her fat but very fat instead.

[Explorer8939]

Barfining 2 ladies has some risks. Often, they will go eagerly, but turn shy in the room. Sometimes that means that one will hide in the toilet while you fuck the other.

The other extreme is when they play with each other, but 90% of the time, they are doing it for show. Truly gay women mostly go with Tomboys, you rarely see 2 lipstick lesbians in Thailand.

The happy medium is when you can play with 2 ladies at the same time. If you can find a pair that do, good luck for you.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I just spent a short 3 night, 2 day visit to Pattaya.

My first since before covid.

I will say upfront that on leaving my impression was that I won't be rushing back.

But that's a personal assessment not an indictment on Pattaya or others that like it there.

For me it is just too much in my face, that said I tried to experience and sample everything, even if often that was just a scratch the surface layer.

Where to start. Hmmmm.

TreeTown. Boring, open air, quiet, devoid of atmosphere, it wasn't private, tho there were a few worthy of closer inspection, but I didn't go back.

Soi LK / Metro. More alive in the bars, but gogo's and clubs were quiet. Didn't go back.

Soi Bukhao. New gogo Stunners, absolutely misnamed with no talent.

Soi 6 - late night headed there to find it closed at 2 am, surprised, as everything else was open.

It redeemed itself over later visits, lot's of 6-8 fun talent, well priced, and engagingly enjoyable as I kept going back.

Soi 3 beer bars. Found an acceptable late night talent there, but again didn't go back, or any beer bars for that matter.

ThaiFriendly. Used some guidance from Frisky Frank and copied his approach, had a first up hit and was good, overall TF is definitely an approach to use for certain.

Soi 6 - mid afternoon, quiet, but many OK girls spotted, partook very enjoyably.

Walking Street. Fun, pricey fun, Windmill good, XS over the top, SkyFall liked, didn't go back.

Soi 6 - late night was good, partook two nights with 7-8 lookers, 20 yo thin, including a threesome.

Gentlemens Clubs. Passion Pattaya, was impressed, older of course ladies, but acceptable, playful and frisky. Was the skinny dip offer for real?

Then back to Heavens Above, very acceptable with the 7-8 looker 20 yo I had corralled and ST available upstairs.

High Rollers next, hmmm, not a dice game I wanted to be in, and Maggie Mays, well they were all almost of Rod's vintage. LOL.

Banana Bar (Beach Road) - walked it for the night view and breezes, the pack antics of certain mongering brothers had me laughing, but they were being successful.

And that was the end of my Pattaya sampler, rushed, skimmed over, but highly enjoyable.